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It would certainly be good enough to copy the magic in the 1e-3e based forgotten realms novels.

Ugh -- Forgotten Realms (shudder). Just when I had succeeded in forgetting them, too!

Yeah, it was probably me not paying attention.

In your defense, that jerkwad Kirth keeps changing the rules when he finds problems with the old ones. Look at this thread -- it's 8 pages of him saying "Boo-hoo, this doesn't work quite right, I need to fix it, woe is me." The whole thing is sickening.

D&D ain't for girls? Then how come there's so many elfs in it, huh?
And musicals is totally for orcs. We likes it when they do that sissy twirling and then trip and fall off the stage. Heh, heh.

Get yourself an education and stop wasting everyone's time.

He don't need no book learnin'!

After shackled city we are going into The Age of Worms and finally The Crimson Tide so we will be in greyhawk for years to come.

Your PCs got no chance 'gainst 'Bama. Savage Tide they might manage, though.

*shakes fist* Aluminium! Aloooominy-um!

Four syllables ain't enough for you, bub? Talk about your sense of entitlement!

Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.

C'mon, boys! Looks like we got us a RINO here! Let's string him up!!!

... unless what you heard was a Power Work: Kill.

I recall dropping the screen one night. My players asked me to put it back up afterwards. Something about things being too deadly.

That's 'cause you're playin' with SISSIES.

The Pax Interneticus requires it, else all will devolve into barbarism.

You mean it hasn't already?

You'll need that big guy, once the Berbers get organized against you...

I attack.

There's a lassie after me own heart! Kills 'er own compatriots in cold blood, she does, with no sissy pretense towards givin' 'em a chance!

Don't trust anything this guy gives you! All I did was retrieve a box, and look where it got me!

Oh, if only you knew! Hey, is that a box you're holding? Lemme see what's in that!

I got a bum deal! This is all your fault! You'd better avenge me, you punks!

Where d'you think I got these scars, whelp?
P.S. Just kidding -- I got 'em as a kid. Unlike humans, orcs know how to treat unruly brats!

Anybody got a Regeneration spell?

There's this cantankerous priest of Cuthbert we ran into out in Elliston... dunno if he's high enough level for that... but watch out, the old codger packs a whallop!

It'll take more than that to get you through this adventure alive!

Yeah, you punks get a one-week stay of execution. Then it's time for the ax!

You and what army? That foreign-born charlatan and his "familiar"? Ha!
Sissy human wanna-be's like you give the whole Orcish race a bad name!

Don't know why those fools ever hired you worthless punks! Mess with me again and you'll all get the ax. Until then, I have more important things to worry about.