Krom the Barbarian's page

Krom talk like this!

When people ask Krom question, Krom always have best answer.

Krom say: "Violence like alcohol, if it not solving your problems, you need more!"

That all Krom have to say on topic!

Krom like typing in third person. Him find pronouns confusing.

Krom the Barbarian wrote:

Krom Also Subtlest One There Is! When Him Go To Party And Make Innuendo* About Host's Fat Wife Him No Take -2 Circumstance Penalty To Bluff Check! Everybody Believe Krom When Him Hold Earthbreaker Hammer! Earthbreaker Hammer Give +2 Bonus To Everything.

To Answer OP's Question:

Many People Play Puny Human Because Puny Human Gets Bonus Feat! Krom Wish Him Have Cleave 2 Levels Sooner Than Him Did! Power Attack Lame 1st Level Feat, Cleave Useful Against Stinky Goblins!

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Ah, Intimdation as the one and only social skill necessary. You just need enough ranks in it.

Want a date: Stare menacingly at the compteition until you are the only choice left. Dont need Innuendo.

Want to negotiate a treaty: sharpen your axe while straing menacingly at the enemy diplomat. Dont need Diplomacy.

Want to get a better price on a weapon: mention how it would be a shame to get so much blood on the wooden cases...while straing menacingly. Dont need Negotiation.

Want to take an opponent off guard: Roar your battle cry inhis face...while looking at him menacingly. Dont need Bluff for Feint.

Want to win at poker: Stare menacingly at your opponent and tell him surely that "2-4-6-8" is a Barabrian Flush and beats any hand there is. Dont need Bluff for Gambling.

-Weylin

Krom Like Cut Of Your Jib! Krom Not Sure What Jib Is! But Him Sure Like The Cut Of Yours!

Krom Also Subtlest One There Is! When Him Go To Party And Make Innuendo* About Host's Fat Wife Him No Take -2 Circumstance Penalty To Bluff Check! Everybody Believe Krom When Him Hold Earthbreaker Hammer! Earthbreaker Hammer Give +2 Bonus To Everything.

To Answer OP's Question:

Many People Play Puny Human Because Puny Human Gets Bonus Feat! Krom Wish Him Have Cleave 2 Levels Sooner Than Him Did! Power Attack Lame 1st Level Feat, Cleave Useful Against Stinky Goblins!

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Part of it for me with not thinking humans got a rough deal is that single feat puts them a good distance ahead of same class other race characters when it comes to feat trees. Often getting to the higher tiers well before an elf or dwarf would.

And looking at the skill angle, over the course of 20 levels of play that means an extra 20 skill levels to play with. Again, if they focus on a skill, they are going to stay at least on par with any other race and have skill points to spare for complimentary skills or surprise skills. "What do you mean that barbarian picked the lock?"

-Weylin

Barbarian Best Lockpicker There Is! Him Not Take -2 Circumstance Penalty When Him Use Earthbreaker Hammer To Pick Lock! Puny Lock No Match For Krom's Mighty Strengthiness!