Koga: The Ninja Trick's page

Back when The Koga was deeply into Pokemon, there was a card that cameout named "Koga's Ninja Trick" which was a card that was alot like him, whenever the pokemon attatched with the trick would be attacked, you switched it with another pokemon, thereby making one of your freinds take the heat lol!

A little secret between you guys, The Koga was actually going to WOTC forum way before he was Koga:The Ninja Trick, he just kept getting kicked off because back then he was a antagonist, mostly because he didn't know how to react to anything, and the members there at the time weren't much help. (They were even worse then now..) But after exprience at differant forums, a young n00b grew up to become The Koga. Who had cool powers like being able to commit sepeku but being fine a couple minutes later. (Thereby rendering his lawful required alignment null and void, bwahah..)

The last thing The Koga played on his cd player was Godsmack's "Immune".

Darth Vader would see them as simply distractions from the primary mission to destroy the jedi and fufill his master's quest..

Darth Maul however would probably wear them, along with rastafarian hats and speak in a Jamacian accent..

The Koga would support Darksun or SpellJammer, both are great settings. (Though The Koga has a bias love for sci fi..)

Infact, you would think what with how the ships appear, SpellJammer doesn't have more pirates lol..

Also another thing that sucks about Star Wars d20 (both the PC games and tabletop) is The Koga is incapable of evil, no, litteraly, everytime he tries to be evil he's either considerd doing something neutral or just being misunderstood. Take for example his tabletop rpg character.

He was a soldier class trying to become a proffessional bounty-hunter, why? To clean up the galaxy of scumbag spice smugglets and underground crime rings, sure that sounds all well and good, but The Koga went for "judge dredd" type, and would not do any illegitamate bounties, this meant he could easily be manipulated by the corrupt goverment, but still he was considerd good, he was cruel, abusive, rash, arrogant, offenssive, mean, and reckless, but they STILL considerd him good! >: \

And it didn't help when there was this cute girl who fealt the need to play a canniving theif, The Koga, letting heart get in the way of logic, made her a pact that she would earn 75% of the earnings if she joined him in the pursuit of justice and gaveup her crime career, knowing she was only interested in the money just so she could be around him, the GM litteraly said "awww, that's so sweet, I gotta' give you three lightside points" The Koga was thinking "DAMNIT! Whatever happend to the jedi code of nothing worse then love?!"

The Koga was actually more lightside then any of those stupid n00bs parading as jedi..

Well, he's back again, and he's got some good news, and some bad news..

#1: The bad news is we're having trouble selling the house, which means, The Koga might be sleeping at Aunt Dee's for awhile. (Atleast she has an unlimited supply of diet soda lol..)

#2: The bad news is they found Pete after he ran away. How is this bad news? Cause they found him dead. He died of heroine overdose.

The good news is, The Koga just saved a bunchof money on his car insurance by switching to Geico. XP

lol, Melaine and his parents are setting the funeral arrangments, they're taking it alot worse then The Koga, mostly because Melaine was his best friend also but a girl, (and girls tend to be more emotional) and his parents had no idea, being uber Christians, you don't expect that sortof thing lol.. Also The Koga tends to be aloof about everything, and he gets content that the last time he talked to Pete was relatively friendly, it was along the lines of "Nobody understands me!" And The Koga just nodded and rolled with it, because he was like "menh, this'll all blow over eventualy.."

Can't always be right. XD

He'll ask Melaine for that pic again of Pete, it's one of his best ones, The Koga might have it on his PC he's not sure, anyway, it's kindof sad cause that was a very good picture of him and then..
Koga: Is that..
Melaine: Yes, that's a joint in his hand.. -_ -;;

What sucks most of all was Pete was a good minion! His other minions suck! Stupid teenage n00bs who simply want to dry hump mailboxes or whatever. You can't get minions like Pete nowadays. xP

also The Koga isn't particualrly happy about this news story: Because of Tom Cruise, that episode of South Park where Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet (litteraly) will never be aired again, nor released on the dvd set!

Had The Koga known this he would've taped that sucker and sold bootleg copies! Another evil plot foiled!

Ehh.. guess that's all there is to rant about now.. less you count how The Koga has gas, but that's kindof typical.. :P

The Koga didn't see a video games section so he'd thought he'd post it here, The Koga use to be a big comic book fan as a kid, not so much now, but still enjoying something super-hero related every now and again, so he thought about getting City of Heroes, but he doesn't know if his computer can handle it..

You see, he's not exactly knowledgable about how memory works, all he sees is numbers when you meation gigabytes or megabytes, he doesn't know how much his computer has left, or if it can function optimal on a ceartain amount or what, all he knows is estimative games and how they do.

The Koga's computer handles Diablo 2 with no problem.
The Koga's computer cannot handle Knights of the Old Republic, within minutes the game freezes and shuts itself off.

So, is City of Heroes more like Diablo or KoToR as far as memory go's? And is it even wroth considering getting? And what kindof superheroes do you all have? (Just incase The Koga wants to go looking for you and form a Justice League..)

The Koga would like to hang with you. (When you're sporting guns, not blankets and crap lol..)

He has a personal collection of knives and swords, mostly small daggers, but alot of them of oriental designs, infact, his favorite set is his katanna, longsword, and short-sword..

Course he doesn't carry them anywhere, he doesn't need to, The Koga has "the evil-eye" for self defense, you would only believe him if you saw it with your own eyes, but he can just look at people a ceartain way, and they start to get panic attacks, mom has it too, but her evil-eye looks like the people's eyebrow. XD

The Koga's family has problems, he coems from a long line of people who not only practice voodoo, but are not right in the head. (Which kindof go's hand-in-hand.)

Some of The Koga's mom's mottos:
"If you sleep with babies, you're likely to wake up in sh*t."
(This actually was an old Mexican saying..)
"Everybody has problems."
(How she feels about those who try to blame others or don't take action just because of thier inabilities.)

Some of The Koga's mottos:
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"The petious pretense that evil does not exsist only makes it vague, enormous, and menacing.."
"Once the power of The Cthulhu has been unleashed, it cannot be stopped!"

Yeah, The Koga obviously has differant priroties then his mom, maybe there's a reason so few men are born in this family.. XP

The Koga was thinking about how sometimes we engage in loose based rpgs where we can be anything just as long as there's no god-modding, which got The Koga to thinking, if you were in a world like Dungeons&Dragons, what do you think your npc character would look like and why?

You don't have to be a commoner with an eye-patch, (unless that's how you truly see yourself..) but you shouldn't be a two-headed dragon either lol..

Koga:
[img]http://www.absoluteanime.com/rurouni_kenshin/kenshin.jpg[/img]
Surpsingly, more people asscosiate The Koga with a samurai then a ninja. (Especialy the way they use to act in feudal Japan..) and The Koga managed to build a story around that, The Koga WAS a samurai who was discarded by his empire for being incompetant and reckless, so, he teamed up with the enemy (ninja) inorder to get revenge and build a new empire, that new empire never came, his dissapointment and anger reached a level unknown even unto him, and he took down several ninja in a blind rage. Really his title depends on who you're asking, amongst most people (inspired by the goverment) he's referred to as the ninja trick, by most ninja/outlaws, he is the samurai treat, either way, he's a wanted man, who will reclaim his honour by making everyone wish they had just commited sepeku.. By that story arc, The Koga would be a mid to low level samurai class with no particularly special weapon, just attitude and good luck..

But what about you? What do you see your npc character as?

heal or otherwise

Now that Trigun comes on The Koga go's to bed at about two in the morning, normaly he'd be asleep by midnight, and that was when he fealt like staying up..

After talking to several SW d20 haters, The Koga has come to a few conclusions as to why people didn't dig it..

Vitality:
Vitality was alot more complex then HP, simply being cut wasn't enough, stressful activity such as running for one's life, using The Force, even just being scared out of your mind could lower vitality conceivably, it was alot more realistic, but more work then most gamers wanted to go through, The Koga liked it though, and never had a problem with it.

The Force:
The Force is crap, at your gaming table, compare the ratio of "jedi" to "spellcasters" in a normal d20 game, (besides d20 modern..) and you'll find people play jedi alot less, it's not only the skill-based checks and the probability of failure that turns them off, but the fact that the temptress that is "the darkside" is hardly worth the effort, the penalties are too harsh, to quickly, The Koga agrees the darkside should've been kicked down a notch in aggression, being apart of the darkside himself, he can tell you the darkness is alot more subtle.. Infact, with D&D introducing flaws, (much like Deadlands) flaws would've served as excellent penalty for darkside characters, they begin to develop personality quirks and become obsessive-compulsive in some form or another. The darkside aint going to just suck your blood and laugh about it, it'll just mess with your head, that's how the darkside works. It's deceitful, it's hard to see, it engulfs you.

The fact that it's d20:
Just like rock music, roleplayers sometimes fall into this category of if it's mainstream, it's uncool, no matter how good or bad the game in itself is, though in some respects, The Koga agrees, d20 has helped make rpgs a household name, but GURPS and Whitewolf have a much more fun dice mechanic. Sure you have to roll a "bucket of dice" but that increases the anticipation, the level of chance, the exsitement.. In d20 you either suck or you 0wN, there is no inbetween.

Some racial profiling:
Don't know any other way to describe it, but it just seems fairly stupid that ceartain races can't become ceartain classes, ok, so jawa are generaly little psycho midgets that want to bleed you out of money and life, but raised by non-jawas, or undergoing jedi training, they couldn't learn to act differantly? That doesn't make any sense, or alternatively, they'd make good canidates for sith jedi because that's precisely how the sith want you to act.. But instead, jawa can't use The Force, and they don't even have a good excuse like they're Force-resistant so it makes it harder to manifest The Force, and yet meanwhile, hutts who ARE Force resistant CAN become jedi, and they're just as "evil", and infact, more powerful because there two-ton slugs with an appetite for destruction. (Well maybe not destruction, but ceartainly something foul..) Infact, jawa are like the kobold of Star Wars..

So in conclusion, SW is a flawed system, however, The Koga likes it more then he hates it, with magick being far less onimpetant, and number crunching not making you impervious to defeat, you ceartainly have to be clever, a good roleplayer, and have atleast a little patience if you hope to survive. Just like it would be in real Star Wars. You think Vader would putup with some maniac who went in there wailing a longsword? He'd either have you killed, or be told by Emperor Palapine to send you over the edge..

The Koga has heard several studies that an avatar says alot about how we view ourselves from a subconscience level and that's why we choose our avatars and why they change overtime, why we react ceartain ways when they're gotten rid of or we don't have one at all, etc.. it's almost like roscharch. (By the way, The Koga took a roscarch test, he was perhaps one of the most sane people that psycholigist ever met, perhaps less sex driven then most males (or females) his age, but that's cause he's shelterd, but he seemed to give off the signs of a positive outlook on friends/family, a stable head on the shoulders, and a good freind. Course he has an unhealthy obsession with demons, but he already knew that.)
"What do you see here Koga?"
"A bunch of ectoplasimic minions chanting to summon some sortof goblin king who seems to be duel-wielding two athama and there's a sacrificed pig in back of him, probably used as a sacrifice because life is needed to created life, equivalent exchange.."

Perhaps this is why The Koga has chosen his soulknife avatar, soulknives are hellevu cool in concept, but when applied to actual gameplay, they suck, even fighters and sorcerers look at him like "psh, n00b.."

The Koga wants to say Dr. Doom, afterall, we have so much in common..

Dr. Doom refers to himself in the 3rd person.

The Koga refers to himself in the 3rd person.

Dr. Doom is a meglomaniac who will fight God Himself if that's what it takes to get what he wants.

The Koga is a meglomaniac who will fight God Himself if that's what it takes to get what he wants.

Dr. Doom is very self consciense about his looks which is why he hides behind a suit of armour and doesn't tell Susan his feelings.

The Koga is very self conscience about his looks which is why he hides inside his house and doesn't tell anyone about his feelings.

Dr. Doom blames that accursed Reed Richards for all his problems.

The Koga blames those accursed liberal-democrats for all his problems.

Dr. Doom actually originated from a 3rd world country he soon took over.

The Koga comes from Florida, and wasn't confused by the ballots.

But despite all the simalarities, The Koga actually finds himself acting more like Baron Zemo then Doom, and Zemo was very impressive with the whole Thunderbolts movement, prior to that he was a decent recurring villains, and after that he became more obsessed then ever with destroying The Avengers because hey, everything's going as planned and all of a sudden "we weren't dead! we were just stuck in a pocket dimension and had no idea of there being a 616 universe we left behind! Good thing all these cosmic beings intervened and this kid who's like some kindof diety saved us 101z!eleven!11"

Also, Dr. Doom is not a team player, (despite how he's been forced to be one on more then one occassion) where as The Koga can, and actually prefers to function in a group, IE: The Masters of Evil!

The Koga needs somewhere to vent, and he's got nowhere else to go..

First off, there was this cute Wiccan girl he was gonna' ask out, (she's friends with one of The Koga's friends..) and she dissapears! Not really ceartain if she ran away or what, she just dissapeared. WTF..

Secondly, his bestest friend started hanging with the wrong crowd and started doing drugs, we're messed up enough as it is, we don't need any help. XP But it's brought about a civil-war between friendships, And The Koga is now seen as the "dellussional optimist" that Peter will get through this and he has to do it when he's ready..

Third he's moving, and though it's a nice house, in a quite country nieghborhood like when he was a wee ninja, it's fairly stressful moving..

Fourth, he hasn't had contact with actual PEOPLE in about.. four months..

And now to top everything off he's lost his privlages to post at WOTC forum! Blargh! (You know, would it kill people to send you an email, or a private message before-hand, or something to show they're upset or something? -_ -;; )

Guess this means The Koga will be hanging out around here alot more often, lucky you guys.. : P *Waits for a riot to start and someone to catch on fire*

Feel free to vent yourself, The Koga is here to share your pain! (Because really, what else is he going to do? XD )

Sorcerers get Eschew Materials as a bonus feat at first level.

Sorcerers get Diplomacy and Intimidate as class skills.

Nice try, but they still suck, it would've been easier to just ban druids/clerics.

I only allow PHB races; otherwise, anything in the core books is available without asking. Anything else in any other d20 book is open - but players need to check with me first. So far, the only thing I've said no to is the Dragon Cohort feat.

Most DMs are like that.

I discourage evil alignments, but I don't outright say no.

Every DM puts The Koga's alignment as chaotic evil, he's just keeping it real!

I think that about covers it... I don't make too many changes to the core rules - I think it's a pretty darn good system as-is.

Ofcourse it's good, you're Zherog!

The Koga works tediously trying to make tweaks to make the game more difficult like a PC hack m' slash and STILL isn't done. One descision however made was that characters will roll for HP at first level, and d6/d10 are banned from the table, and replaced with computer generated dice of d2, d3, and d5.

The Koga also is highly considerd "feat points", where either cha or wis gains you commulative feat points to spend as you will, differant feats, depending on how good they are, cost differant amount of points, concevably, a character could gain a feat every level, and a fighter would proably gain feat points every level outside of modifier, and his normal bonus feats. (Afterall, he is THE feat machine..)

It's not so much magick is overpowerd that bothers The Koga, but the lack of balance with melee characters, it makes no sense why anyone would choose any other path unless they had some kindof advantage even if the spellcasters don't nesscarely have a disadvantage, though perhaps forcing spellcasters to take flaws without the feat bonus could make for some decent balance as well, hense why The Koga needs time to exprimenet and reconsider everything.

This is why The Koga never actually DMs, he spends more time thinking about what he's going to do rather then actually doing it, The Koga is in himself much like a wizard..

lol Krunk sounds like someone The Koga would like to hang around..

As for his battle-cry..

No shirt.. NO SERVICE!!!

Stupid teenage girls always taking everything The Koga says out of context.. -_ -

Course that argument would be good, if not for the terrible "Batman syndrome" of the average D&D player, always always ALWAYS giving the wizard full knowledge of a situation and prep time.

OFCOURSE if you give them prep time the wizard will undoubtedly win! Just like Batman!

lol, if anyone wants to contact The Koga you can add him to your msn list at Savoie16@msn.com don't try emaling him though, he rarely ever checks his email..

Cause perhaps this isn't the best place to get into the method of madness, and The Koga wouldn't want to aggarvate Paizo's forum! They're better then Trigun and hentai dojuinshii combined! (Ok maybe not hentai, but definitely Trigun..)

But yes, they're is alot more to it then The Koga let's on, he's gotten Satanists, Buddhists, Catholics, Mormans, even Muslims to consider the head path. (All this talk about left/right hand path, use your head! XP )

But hey, what's wrong with D&D being considerd evil? What's so bad about evil? So people whisper paranoid stories about you, so they think you're a ticking time-bomb, embrace it, let thier fear and ignorance taste like fine whine.. And infact, encourage them in thier faulty belief, it only makes you appear in control of the situation, and always one step ahead.

The pious pretense that evil does not exist only makes it vague, enormous and menacing.

The Koga doesn't have alot of money, or the interest to go out and buy lots of rpgs, but these three games were wonderful expreinces.

Diablo 2:
Fun, fairly simple, and the cows were funny as hell.

Dungeon Siege:
Nice background, and The Koga was impressed how despite no classes, there was fair balance between magick and melee "if you don't lose it you lose it" mindframe.

Fable:
Probably the best game if he ever played, though he wasn't able to seduce a girl, and he didn't set aims too high, he tried some hot hair cutter chick he met, so he turned evil, wore armour like Darth Vader, and hacked down everyone who looked at him wrong.. He was also disturbed in trying to make his character look like The Koga, ended up looking like a sickly Aurogan from Lord of the Rings.

In WotC's D&D, there's no limit to the levels that demihuman characters can attain. So what had been done to circumvent the "superelf problem?"

As said, it was purely for mechanichal reasons there were level limits back then, but now D&D is alot more customizable and generic, so there's no need.

As for as plot wise go, elves are frail and fairly arrogant, a combination of thier holier then thou attitude can put a thorn in alot of sides. (Hense thier constant war with orcs.. and disgust for dwarves..) And they're meek, so they can't just go out adventuring willy nilly, low con score means low hp, low hp means you come across a dire bear and you is dead.

There are more convient and better abilities asscosiated with races then being able to age increddibly slow-like..

It's a close tie between Duegar and Xeph.

The Koga can relate to both very well.

Despite how he looks like a duegar, people never notice him, it's almost as if he IS invisible half the time. (Ninja reflex?)

Then when he does get in fights, rather then do some jabs and uppercuts, he runs, and runs fast. And can run for awhile, so after chasing The Koga people tend to say "Screw it!" and go home.

The Koga thinks it's a wonderful idea, it makes players appreciate magick-items a heckofalot more, treasure actually becomes valuable, and it makes sense why people use longswords instead of +4 vorpal swords. (Even if they are dirt poor..)

There seems to be differants amounts of magick in differant types of D&D multiverses, so which kind do you prefer? (Note: The Koga might now word these right, but you'll get the idea.)

Low:
Low magick campaigns, where it's rare, mysterous, and normaly forbidden, probably something like Hyborian (Conan d20) would be the best example, and to a lesser extent d20 modern, though frankly The Koga thinks this go's too far..

Medium:
Medium magick campaigns, where it's either rare and powerful, or common and crappy, or some combonation of the two. The Koga likes the latter more, where magick almost serves as an alternative to technology, common, but unreliable, and probably not convient.. Rare and powerful could work to, but it has to be implemented properly, as how is it rare if a PC can just waltz right into spellcasting? Unless there's a process, or he faces many more troubles then the otherwise melee or rogue type character would..

High:
Traditional D&D could be described as high magick, especialy that of Forgotten Realms or whatever, bassicaly everyone and thier mother could conceivably cast spells, it just so happens they don't "feel like it" or did not have the oppurtunity. Though frankly this seems more like a copout then actual justification for not casting spells, but then, The Koga is bias cause he dislikes high magick campaigns way more then low ones..

So, from your point of view, what kindof world do you prefer to play-in and DM? Something rich in spells like Final Fantasy? Rare accounts of magickal practice like Lord of the Rings? Or a healthy middle-ground like Legend of Zelda?

Wicca, bleh, don't get The Koga started on Wicca..

Heh, The Koga has never EVER come across that problem, and he's got tons of Christian friends, infact, thier parents like The Koga, they think he's a good example, smart, and very Christian-like.

Meanwhile, when they're not looking, he calls himself a Satanic Preist, and awaits the day The Illummanati takes over and assumes thier New World Order..

He tried to bring it to thier attention subtely, by wearing a Triquetra. (Which means triple aspect of the Goddess in Wicca, but also means The Beast to Luciferians because it looks like a 6 three times.) They didn't even notice, but then again, the symbol was on a little poster of "Christian cults", so they just assumed The Koga was one of those wierdo Jehova's Witnesses or something. HE CAN'T WIN! >: \

But, no matter, he flexes his evil muscle, like when Crystal wouldn't go out with him but flirted with him and crap, if it wasn't for her, The Koga would've never met any of the church goers or her dad or anything, who all liked him..

Crystal: You better stop being mean to me or i'll tell everybody your secret. >: )
Koga: Go ahead woman, The Koga has been betrayed a thousand times, and it only deepens his desire to be one with the shadows! Tell everyone and thier mother, that way, after they've done retaliated, they come to the relization that thier children, God, and themselves would not have had to be exposed to such trash had you not been a little *Koga says the H word! Well actually W, but whatever* and invited him into thier lives. You you are to blame, you danced with the devil! Or atleast one of his followers, so by all means, enlighten the masses. >: D

Needless to say, she kept her mouth shut. Evil is all about being pessemistic, and the great thing about being pessemistic is you're either proven right or pleasently suprised.. >: )

As for D&D, they don't really care, they just think it's some lame game nerds play. (Which is more or less true.)

The Koga knew it! Kakashi read porn not "romance novels". He's a lonely adult male ninja who doesn't exactly scream hopeless romantic, what else would he be reading?

Alot of The Koga's friends (who happen to be teenage girls) compare him to Kakashi, they have for awhile now, and The Koga only recently started watching Naruto. (At that dubbed for American view Naruto, so that's like.. half of the real thing lol!)

lol, we can only hope for more jitsues later, perhaps even a hadoken! (Not Blackmage hadoken, like Ryu from Street Fighter hadoken..)

It could afford to be overpowerd, the soulknife falls under one of the "cool but weak" classes, so soulknife intended feats can afford to be broken..

Course then again a player could just abuse this by taking a level in soulknife and rolling with it, but then that's when we use our ultra-DM powers to deny them! Boo yah!

Once again, Dragon makes another article that proves they have the best D&D designing team EVER!

And it's not just a bias ninja review, (Ok maybe it is.. :P)

Dragon made several feats that go well with psionic characters or fighters, psi-warriors, soulknives, and fighters would conceivably make the best "ki oriented" ninja as used to describe the ki use in this article. As well as they should!

The Koga also notices the tribute to Naruto, both in the chakrah gestures, the manipulation of ki, and the drawing looking like Sensie Kakashi!

Perhaps with this among articles, The Koga could finnaly create a pirates vs ninja d20!

Yes! As always Dragon does something super-cool! Only further encourages The Koga's desire to make a monster campaighn where adventurers are the villains..

It could work if the npc classes were tweaked, though frankly then they'd be sortof adventurers in themselves, but with a differant manuever and motivation then most..

Several answers:

#1: Because townsfolk are not dumb enough to pick fights with things they can't handle, infact, to send or do anything they ussualy go in groups of fear of never returning if they send to few out there in the dangerous outer-land. Also The Koga believes Dragons/Tarrasque should either be left as major quest plothooks, or be treated as mortal dieties.. Most sentinent monsters control the world from the shadows, or have thier own elaborate schemes we cannot fathom. And less then intelligent monsters like giant fungus and oozes makeup the prime threat level, and those can be avoided with knowledge of your sorroundings and possibly running.

#2: Magick. Protection circles that prevent ceartain types of creatures from entering the safety-zone.

Ofcourse The Koga is a fan of Zelda, a game where even half way through the game Moblins can still spear you to death if you're low on hearts, where as most D&D players are avid fans of Final Fantasy. Which is more or less Pokemon, but not as cute, or as friendly..

This is a complicated issue for The Koga because in essence, he prefers crunch over fluff ALOT. (Fluff means carbs. XD)

However, along with crunch ussualy comes powergaming which he hates. D&D should be a set system of rules, numbers, dice-mechanics, and turn sequinces. But it should seekout to god-mode your character, that's what makes video games suck. There should always be a challenge and a sense of danger in D&D, regardless of your level, what spells you know, or what your equipment is..

The only thing worst then min/maxers is story-teller roleplayers who never pickup a dice, that's not an rpg, that's a storybook. At that a very random, badly thrown-together storybook..

And don't even get him started on LARPers..

Muhammed Ali

Str? Check.
Dex? Check.
Con? Check.
Int? Check.
Wis? Check.
Cha? Check.

Epic level fighter, unbelievably charasmatic, all the bells and whistles.

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee. "The Greatest of All-Time!"

Then the DM intervened and gave him Mummy Rot..

Yes, capitalists are sortof munchkins if you ask The Koga, but then again he believes there's only really 2 types of people. Both have thier flaws and strengths, selfishness in itself is a flaw. Despite how it can be used for gain. Because selfishness can lead to dissaster, then again that might be do to the sinful nature of excess, not so much selfishness in itself, The Koga doesn't know, it's just easier to say "don't follow the yellow brick-road". Then again, The Koga does dream about a one world goverment that's a pure socialism, so it's no suprise he's no power-gamer. XP

The ironic thing really is druids/clerics are intended for powergamers.. Religous figures work best as a unit, not as a rightouss self. Then again alot of laws to D&D don't seem to apply to real-life. Or else we'd all be living in poverty and probably extinct by now..

Iggelwiv creeped The Koga out, she looks just like his girlfriend lol!

Demogorgon would be a good one, wasn't he suppose to be THE demon to some extent? But any would be good, can never go wrong with evil lol..

Considering everything, The Koga would be a chaotic good drow bard. Why a bard? Because of the way he acts, and is always classfied as a "poser", and being a chaotic good drow is going to obviously attract that accussastion. Exsept he wouldn't wield no damn schmitars, what is this? Arabian Nights?! Real men use rapiers!

Also he wouldn't be your typical bard, he'd be your woodsy replacement bard as expressed in Unearthed Arcana, losing the ability to lore, inspire greatness/confidence/heroics in exchange for resist nature's lore, animal companion, and wild empathy.

That's assuming we're talking decent level of power here, if we're talking just a crappy npc character here, The Koga will probably be a black wizard. Hyboria Age has them. The Koga DOES practice black-magick and the effects are not that far off from the drawbacks presented in this class..