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25 posts. Alias of Emperor7.

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The Angry Jack Cult RSS

*shakes fist in defiance*
The Angry Jack Cult RSS

*drops copy of PlayPoodle and runs for cover*

AAAIIIIIEEEEE!
Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation RSS

Hey guys, can I play too?
Untitled III RSS
Aberzombie wrote:
Sorreh Mammy. Alla them hippeh folk hangin round is makin me ornree.

Eek! Dat zombie is horny!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
lynora wrote:
Yeah. Not sure what happened last night. Mass insanity? Which is especially dangerous in a room with people who have multiple personalities...

It only got insane when my buddy deciced to pad his post count. Before that it was only disgusting.

Untitled III RSS

[raspy voice]meanies![/raspy voice]
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Sounds like Granny has a hankerin' for some cankerin'
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Granny should be on the Untitled Thread
Untitled III RSS

this be 'a good 'un'. *chuckle*
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Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*

*shoots Kobold Clever in the throat at point blank range*

BLAM!

AAAACCCKK

*stuffs a dinner roll into the bullet hole*
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Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*
Untitled III RSS

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.
Untitled III RSS

sneaks forward and grabs an old moonpie stuck under one of her chins.

nom nom nom
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Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Yeah shoot that hillbilly bruddah!

But she's so big, and I only have this tiny gun.

Untitled III RSS

You're outnumbered and we have superior tactics! Surrender!

*sizes up the size of the opposition*

Oops! *cries*
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Dang Hillbillies!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
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[Aunt Jemima voice]My syrup's leaking all over the grass! I think they broke my bottle.[/Aunt Jemima voice]
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Kobalt Skeever wrote:

HEY! You leave my brudder alone, you N00bsauces!

[Star Trek voice]Brudder! Help me, brudder![/Star Trek voice]

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Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

*click click*

Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager...

BOOOOOOOOOMM!!

OWWWWWW!

*crawls over to the woods to try to hide, leaking yellow blood*
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Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

There's anudder one! GETTIM!!

*click click*

BOOOMMM!!!!

EEEK!

*whines about being attacked without cause*
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Hey! Which of you hillbillies shot at my buddy?!
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Kobold Cleever wrote:
Why won't any of you turds be my friend?!
I'll be your friend! Hey, them mean rednecks next door just shot me. Wanna go an' pester them?

It's not called pestering. It's 'indoctrinating'. OK, let's go.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Why won't any of you turds be my friend?!
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Kobold Cleever wrote:
Hi guys! Can I play here?
Come on in bruddah!

Yay! *skips over to play*

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Hi guys! Can I play here?


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