Kobold

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28 posts. Alias of Emperor7.


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I have some odor for you!


How come I never get invited to lunch?


Where's my post?!


*shakes fist in defiance*


*drops copy of PlayPoodle and runs for cover*

AAAIIIIIEEEEE!


Hey guys, can I play too?


Aberzombie wrote:
Sorreh Mammy. Alla them hippeh folk hangin round is makin me ornree.

Eek! Dat zombie is horny!


lynora wrote:
Yeah. Not sure what happened last night. Mass insanity? Which is especially dangerous in a room with people who have multiple personalities...

It only got insane when my buddy deciced to pad his post count. Before that it was only disgusting.


[raspy voice]meanies![/raspy voice]


Sounds like Granny has a hankerin' for some cankerin'


Granny should be on the Untitled Thread


this be 'a good 'un'. *chuckle*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*

*shoots Kobold Clever in the throat at point blank range*

BLAM!

AAAACCCKK

*stuffs a dinner roll into the bullet hole*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*


*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.


sneaks forward and grabs an old moonpie stuck under one of her chins.

nom nom nom


Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Yeah shoot that hillbilly bruddah!

But she's so big, and I only have this tiny gun.


You're outnumbered and we have superior tactics! Surrender!

*sizes up the size of the opposition*

Oops! *cries*


Dang Hillbillies!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!


[Aunt Jemima voice]My syrup's leaking all over the grass! I think they broke my bottle.[/Aunt Jemima voice]


Kobalt Skeever wrote:

HEY! You leave my brudder alone, you N00bsauces!

[Star Trek voice]Brudder! Help me, brudder![/Star Trek voice]


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

*click click*

Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager...

BOOOOOOOOOMM!!

OWWWWWW!

*crawls over to the woods to try to hide, leaking yellow blood*


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

There's anudder one! GETTIM!!

*click click*

BOOOMMM!!!!

EEEK!

*whines about being attacked without cause*


Hey! Which of you hillbillies shot at my buddy?!


Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Kobold Cleever wrote:
Why won't any of you turds be my friend?!
I'll be your friend! Hey, them mean rednecks next door just shot me. Wanna go an' pester them?

It's not called pestering. It's 'indoctrinating'. OK, let's go.


Why won't any of you turds be my friend?!


Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Kobold Cleever wrote:
Hi guys! Can I play here?
Come on in bruddah!

Yay! *skips over to play*


Hi guys! Can I play here?