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Resting under the haunting gaze of a ghost didn't exactly put Kraygan at ease, but he faced the challenge armed with the best protection at hand - a keg of liquid courage and one of his favorite drinking songs.
"When I came home on Moonday night, as drunk as drunk kin beeeee...
I seen a yak outside me door,
Where me own yak should beeee.
So I called the wife and I says to her,
Will ye kindly tell to meeee,
Who owns the yak outside the door
Where my own yak should be."
Yer drunk yer drunk, ye silly old fool,
Alas ye cannot seeeee
That's a lovely goat that me mother sent ta me.
Well tis many a day I traveled,
A hun'red miles o' more,
Yet a saddle on a goat sure I ne'er seen before."
Kraygan holds out his keg to the shaven dwarf. "C'mon Umlo, sing it with me now!"
"Aaaaannnd, when I came home on Toilsday night as drunk as drunk kin beeee..."
Drinking from his keg at every refrain, and topping off the cups of his cousins and Umlo, Kraygan belted out the rest of the verses until drunken slumber put him to bed.
In the morning Kraygan is up early, puking in an old donation bin.