paizo.com Recent Posts by KnightErrantJRpaizo.com Recent Posts by KnightErrantJR2023-12-28T06:55:33Z2023-12-28T06:55:33ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: I have all these awesome systems that nobody wants to play...KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oy1o&page=2?I-have-all-these-awesome-systems-that-nobody#632013-06-18T01:59:35Z2012-09-30T04:03:34Z<p>I think sometimes the reluctance of players to learn a new system is predicated on the assumption that a new system will require the same level of investment to learn that d20 games generally require.</p>
<p>I have seen people pick up pretty much most of the ins and outs of Savage Worlds at the table, the first time they play, without ever having looked at a rulebook.</p>I think sometimes the reluctance of players to learn a new system is predicated on the assumption that a new system will require the same level of investment to learn that d20 games generally require.
I have seen people pick up pretty much most of the ins and outs of Savage Worlds at the table, the first time they play, without ever having looked at a rulebook.KnightErrantJR2012-09-30T04:03:34ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: 5E Forgotten Realms?KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nhzb&page=4?5E-Forgotten-Realms#1792015-01-15T15:52:32Z2012-09-29T04:56:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">baron arem heshvaun wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Like taxi cabs in the rain in New York, you can never get a Grognard when you need one.</p>
<p>::<span class=messageboard-ooc> casts Summon Knight Errant JR </span> :: </blockquote><p>Man, those summoning spells can work slowly at times . . .
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>baron arem heshvaun wrote:Like taxi cabs in the rain in New York, you can never get a Grognard when you need one.
:: casts Summon Knight Errant JR ::
Man, those summoning spells can work slowly at times . . . [Spoiler omitted]KnightErrantJR2012-09-29T04:56:05ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #2: Call Forth Darkness (PFRPG)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmr/discuss&page=3?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-2-Call-Forth-Darkness#1392012-04-07T19:01:40Z2012-04-07T19:01:40Z<p>Got the subscription for the last four, and it looks like my friend might be stepping down as GM sometime in May, so I've got a little bit of time to figure out how to juggle this, my DC Adventures game, and my Rogue Trader game . . . but I'm up for it!</p>Got the subscription for the last four, and it looks like my friend might be stepping down as GM sometime in May, so I've got a little bit of time to figure out how to juggle this, my DC Adventures game, and my Rogue Trader game . . . but I'm up for it!Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-04-07T19:01:40ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Call of Cthulhu: Red Eye of AzathothJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8oaz/discuss?Call-of-Cthulhu-Red-Eye-of-Azathoth#162012-03-26T00:53:22Z2012-03-26T00:53:22Z<p>Great.</p>
<p>Another campaign to add to my list of campaigns I want to run.</p>
<p>So on top of my ongoing DC Adventures game, and my Rogue Trader game, I've got to find time to run Fire Mountain Games Way of the Wicked, and now this one as well, on top of playing in the Pathfinder game that I'm in.</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>One of the things that really has me intrigued about this one is that the time jump with different characters in different eras facing an ongoing menace across time reminds me a lot of Eternal Darkness, the criminally under appreciated GameCube game.</p>Great.
Another campaign to add to my list of campaigns I want to run.
So on top of my ongoing DC Adventures game, and my Rogue Trader game, I've got to find time to run Fire Mountain Games Way of the Wicked, and now this one as well, on top of playing in the Pathfinder game that I'm in.
Sigh.
One of the things that really has me intrigued about this one is that the time jump with different characters in different eras facing an ongoing menace across time reminds me a lot of Eternal...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-26T00:53:22ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: New Flurry Interpretation Retcon Or Not?Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ntxn&page=2?New-Flurry-Interpretation-Retcon-Or-Not#582012-03-25T04:41:44Z2012-03-25T04:41:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ShadowcatX wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>How about this, if attributing ill intentions to others is a recipe for unhappiness, attribute me pure motives in the following: Give me your bank account numbers, credit card numbers, social security / id numbers, full name, address, mother's maiden name, etc. After all, you don't want to assume I've got ill intent, that'll make you unhappy, right? (Hint: Please, don't actually do this, its an example and an exaggeration to prove a point.) </blockquote><p>There is a huge difference between weighing the potential consequences of your actions and acting with prudence, and assuming that everyone that disagrees with your point of view has some reason to be duplicitous.
<p>You can realize that giving out those numbers would be a bad idea without assuming that the person "would" do something bad with them. Because it is one possible interpretation, and because the consequences would be grave, it would be prudent not to take the action. </p>
<p>It doesn't follow that the only reason you asked for them was to do something untoward.</p>ShadowcatX wrote:How about this, if attributing ill intentions to others is a recipe for unhappiness, attribute me pure motives in the following: Give me your bank account numbers, credit card numbers, social security / id numbers, full name, address, mother's maiden name, etc. After all, you don't want to assume I've got ill intent, that'll make you unhappy, right? (Hint: Please, don't actually do this, its an example and an exaggeration to prove a point.)
There is a huge difference between...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-25T04:41:44ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Enough is enough!Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nt2c&page=2?Enough-is-enough#532012-03-25T04:34:43Z2012-03-25T04:34:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">EntrerisShadow wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This is a bit of an aside, but as my username and profile pic should attest, I'm a bit of a Salvatore fan. And Salvatore did eventually provide a more satisfying explanation than stupendous luck as to why good-aligned Drizzt survived among the evil drow: He was actually blessed by the CE deity of drow in Forgotten Realms, Lloth.</p>
<p>It was sort of like that old parable about the one honest man who lives in a town full of thieves. Y'know, everybody steals from everybody else each night, so they all have an equal share in the morning. Until the honest man shows up and by virtue of being honest throws their entire society into disarray.
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</blockquote><p>For what it's worth (so as not to derail things too much):
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>EntrerisShadow wrote:This is a bit of an aside, but as my username and profile pic should attest, I'm a bit of a Salvatore fan. And Salvatore did eventually provide a more satisfying explanation than stupendous luck as to why good-aligned Drizzt survived among the evil drow: He was actually blessed by the CE deity of drow in Forgotten Realms, Lloth.
It was sort of like that old parable about the one honest man who lives in a town full of thieves. Y'know, everybody steals from everybody else...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-25T04:34:43ZForums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Moderation . . . No, Not That Kind, In the Traditional SenseJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nu1v?Moderation-No-Not-That-Kind-In-the#12012-03-25T04:15:34Z2012-03-25T04:15:34Z<p>So we've got an interesting kettle of fish going on here.</p>
<p>I've just started spending time here again, and this isn't quite the place it used to be. People come, people go, I get that. </p>
<p>However, there is a lot of people on edge and ready to spring. When you have that going on, it puts other people on edge, and makes them ready to spring. It's contagious.</p>
<p>I'm seeing a few things, and you all can tell me I'm full of it if you wish, because if I wasn't prepared for that, why am I on the internet, eh?</p>
<p>I think there is one contingent on the boards that really takes the view that the Paizo staff are pretty much gaming celebrities. They have a tendency to defend everything they do, say, or create. That is certainly their right to do so.</p>
<p>However, I think this grates some people the wrong way. The Paizo guys are great game designers, by and large they are nice, personable people, but at the same time, they are human. They make mistakes, and they do things that might require clarification or call for a reply.</p>
<p>However, when the first contingent I mentioned see comments that question the Paizo staff, often times, they vociferously defend the staff, to the point of cutting the questioner to the quick. It is all to easy (and not right, I'll point out) to transfer frustration at someone unconditionally defending someone to the someone being defended.</p>
<p>There is also another contingent on the boards that thinks the only way to appear to be objective is to be a blunt and borderline (or not so borderline) insulting to point out when something doesn't sit right with them. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, said person from the above paragraph can pretty easily push someone that might be a fan, but not the first type of person I mentioned, into becoming the first type of unconditional defender, because they feel they have to balance out the blunt, rude, or otherwise insulting commentary. This then plays back into the frustration that some people have over people in the first category.</p>
<p>For all of the graciousness that the staff shows in posting regularly on the forums and being accessible to fans that support them, there are some times when some of the staff have made comments that are dismissive or snarky to people asking questions or stating negative opinions. Oft times this is due to someone with a dissenting opinion crossing a line, and oft times, people defend the staff member by pointing out that rude behavior.</p>
<p>The problem with this is that it sets a tone. Either you are saying that there is a double standard and the staff can be snarky and dismissive from time to time "if someone deserves it," or you accept that snarky and dismissive commentary is part of the overall tone of the boards.</p>
<p>I'm not a fan of that option either. The staff is really good for interacting with the fans, and I think it benefits the fans and the company for this to continue. However, I don't think even being snarky and dismissive of an overzealous critic is a good thing. If nothing else, people are far more likely to read a staff member's response than what led to that response, and without context, you only have negativity.</p>
<p>I will fully admit I have gotten upset at things other people have said. I've probably had a thinner skin than I should have at times. I hope that I have apologized any time that I have crossed a line, and if I have missed any time when I let my keyboard fly before I thought about the general thrust of my post, I apologize again now.</p>
<p>I think we all need to remember that we are all human. I think we would all do well to avoid responding in kind to snark, even if that means sometimes someone gets an unanswered snark in on you. If we want to change the tone of the boards, we have to model the behavior, all of us, or else it just becomes a game of one up, where we look for an excuse for why our snarky, insulting commentary is okay but someone else's isn't.</p>
<p>Don't assume the worst about anyone. If there is something in the rules that isn't clear to you, ask for a clarification, don't crucify the author or the editor. If someone does something differently than you, either ignore it or make the statement that you don't do things that way.</p>
<p>Try to be passionate about what you like, what excites you, and be clear and factual about what you don't like. It's too easy to come across the wrong way on the internet, so smoothing out those agitated, rough edges in your comments might actually make a difference.</p>
<p>. . . and I'm done! Good night everyone, make sure to tip your waiter.</p>So we've got an interesting kettle of fish going on here.
I've just started spending time here again, and this isn't quite the place it used to be. People come, people go, I get that.
However, there is a lot of people on edge and ready to spring. When you have that going on, it puts other people on edge, and makes them ready to spring. It's contagious.
I'm seeing a few things, and you all can tell me I'm full of it if you wish, because if I wasn't prepared for that, why am I on the...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-25T04:15:34ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Flurry as TWF: how I kinda like itJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nu05?Flurry-as-TWF-how-I-kinda-like-it#32012-03-24T23:16:02Z2012-03-24T23:16:02Z<p>All I can say is that it is kind of ironic that back in 3.x, where you didn't need two weapons, there was a lot of art with monks wielding two weapons, as opposed to Pathfinder, which apparently requires monks to have two weapons, and most of the monk art shows monks with but one.</p>
<p>From the monk's point of view, and from the direction of complexity (i.e. having to figure out all of the various bonuses individually for your different weapons if you don't have identical weapons), I'm not a fan.</p>
<p>From a purely flavor point of view, some weapons do look better "twinned." Others don't make much sense "twinned." Sai, butterfly swords, escrima sticks, etc. . . . yup, that looks cool.</p>All I can say is that it is kind of ironic that back in 3.x, where you didn't need two weapons, there was a lot of art with monks wielding two weapons, as opposed to Pathfinder, which apparently requires monks to have two weapons, and most of the monk art shows monks with but one.
From the monk's point of view, and from the direction of complexity (i.e. having to figure out all of the various bonuses individually for your different weapons if you don't have identical weapons), I'm not a
...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-24T23:16:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: New Flurry Interpretation Retcon Or Not?Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ntxn?New-Flurry-Interpretation-Retcon-Or-Not#242012-03-29T01:11:57Z2012-03-24T23:09:47Z<p>I don't like to ascribe motives or to assume that someone is not being forthright when they say something. I have no problem believing that the original intent might have been for this to work as it has been clarified to work.</p>
<p>However, it is also clear that even "official" sources were confused and not on board with the new interpretation, as it has been noted that the wording of various rules and the builds of various NPCs strongly seem to imply the less stringent interpretation.</p>
<p>I don't think it does anyone any good to try and vote on if this was or wasn't original intent. All that does is contravene any good will in the situation and make discussions with the staff adversarial in tone.</p>
<p>What I will say is that, again, it would be nice for people across the board, on both sides of the interpretation, and in official places, to recognize that the wording was problematic at least for a goodly number of people reading the rules, and to not assume that there is any deficiency of character or proficiency involved in the dissenting interpretation.</p>
<p>Let's just get a very clear and comprehensive ruling that takes into account the archetypes and other rules elements that have come into the game since the core, and move on from there.</p>I don't like to ascribe motives or to assume that someone is not being forthright when they say something. I have no problem believing that the original intent might have been for this to work as it has been clarified to work.
However, it is also clear that even "official" sources were confused and not on board with the new interpretation, as it has been noted that the wording of various rules and the builds of various NPCs strongly seem to imply the less stringent interpretation.
I don't...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-24T23:09:47ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Would you play in this game?Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ntvj?Would-you-play-in-this-game#412012-03-24T22:47:35Z2012-03-24T22:47:35Z<p>As to the initial question, no, I probably wouldn't be likely to want to be in the game as described.</p>
<p>However, I'm wondering if this guy just pulled this idea out of thin air, or if he was playing back in 2nd edition.</p>
<p>The original Ravenloft boxed set had a section in it that talked about running a horror campaign in the manner described (GM has the character sheet, makes all of the rolls, gives general descriptions of relative health).</p>
<p>I was intrigued with the idea back then, but it didn't take me long to realize I didn't really want to attempt it. However, the original suggestion was for a horror campaign in 2nd edition, which is a specific kind of campaign for a different ruleset.</p>
<p>Again, I don't know if this is where he got the idea, but it sounded awfully familiar.</p>As to the initial question, no, I probably wouldn't be likely to want to be in the game as described.
However, I'm wondering if this guy just pulled this idea out of thin air, or if he was playing back in 2nd edition.
The original Ravenloft boxed set had a section in it that talked about running a horror campaign in the manner described (GM has the character sheet, makes all of the rolls, gives general descriptions of relative health).
I was intrigued with the idea back then, but it didn't...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-24T22:47:35ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Flurry of Changes to Flurry of BlowsJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrv4&page=8?Flurry-of-Changes-to-Flurry-of-Blows#3882012-03-19T02:08:07Z2012-03-19T02:08:07Z<p>I have come to realize something.</p>
<p>I'm not going to advocate one way or the other. If the intent was to have monks using two weapons, that's great. I'll roll with that.</p>
<p>I just have two requests:</p>
<p>1. When you clarify, make sure you clarify. Clear up how flurry works, clear up how the sohei and the zen archer work with new language that doesn't contribute to the confusion in the first place, and make sure you clear up magic fang and magic weapon and anything else that this brings up.</p>
<p>Don't half fix the problem, and make sure the language is very clear. </p>
<p>2. Let's please get past the whole idea that because someone read something differently, they must be either deficient in their understanding of the rules or that they are somehow trying to cheat or pull of fast one of some kind.</p>
<p>It's a complicated game, and it has some rough language in it in a lot of places to this day.</p>
<p>One of the reasons I'm a big fan of revisions instead of new editions is that you can rewrite whole sections of the book to make them clearer without actually changing what the rule is suppose to do.</p>
<p>I'd love to see a version of 3.x that years of revisions and clarified language than to have Pathfinder RPG 2nd Edition that has bold new rules that introduce a whole new set of misunderstandings and errata for years to come.</p>I have come to realize something.
I'm not going to advocate one way or the other. If the intent was to have monks using two weapons, that's great. I'll roll with that.
I just have two requests:
1. When you clarify, make sure you clarify. Clear up how flurry works, clear up how the sohei and the zen archer work with new language that doesn't contribute to the confusion in the first place, and make sure you clear up magic fang and magic weapon and anything else that this brings up.
Don't...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-19T02:08:07ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #1: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmp/discuss&page=6?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-1-Knot-of-Thorns#2872012-07-30T20:03:49Z2012-03-18T04:12:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">kevin_video wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hey Gary. Got an issue with my group who basically are going to tell Thorn where to stick it.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••... </blockquote><p>I'm not Gary, but I've got some thoughts.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Just some random thoughts. Gary's had some brilliant advice for all sorts of questions though, which just helps increase my faith in his ability to pull off this whole AP.</p>kevin_video wrote:Hey Gary. Got an issue with my group who basically are going to tell Thorn where to stick it.
** spoiler omitted **...
I'm not Gary, but I've got some thoughts. [Spoiler omitted]
Just some random thoughts. Gary's had some brilliant advice for all sorts of questions though, which just helps increase my faith in his ability to pull off this whole AP.Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-18T04:12:48ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #1: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmp/discuss&page=6?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-1-Knot-of-Thorns#2842012-03-18T02:35:44Z2012-03-18T02:35:44Z<p>Oddly, my Rogue Trader group said the same thing last Thursday. Right after they talked an Ogryn into joining the crew . . . hm.</p>Oddly, my Rogue Trader group said the same thing last Thursday. Right after they talked an Ogryn into joining the crew . . . hm.Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-18T02:35:44ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked--The Golarionization ProjectJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nsor?Way-of-the-WickedThe-Golarionization-Project#32012-03-17T17:45:32Z2012-03-17T17:45:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fire Mountain Games wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I approve of this project! Well done, Jared. I'll even try to contribute a little when I have a bit more time.</p>
<p>Gary McBride
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<a href="http://www.firemountaingames.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fire Mountain Games</a> </blockquote><p>Thanks. My GM OCD kicked in when I read the comment about Branderscar being Castle Brand. I actually did most of this work way too late at night after I got home from running my Rogue Trader game when I had to work the next day . . . ;)Fire Mountain Games wrote:I approve of this project! Well done, Jared. I'll even try to contribute a little when I have a bit more time.
Gary McBride
Fire Mountain Games
Thanks. My GM OCD kicked in when I read the comment about Branderscar being Castle Brand. I actually did most of this work way too late at night after I got home from running my Rogue Trader game when I had to work the next day . . . ;)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-17T17:45:32ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Player Character FolioJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8tc4/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Player-Character-Folio#642012-03-17T16:55:32Z2012-03-17T16:55:32Z<p>I think that this sheet should come with at least two free hero points from the APG, because at that pricetag, it's going to really hurt to have the character in this thing die . . . ;)</p>I think that this sheet should come with at least two free hero points from the APG, because at that pricetag, it's going to really hurt to have the character in this thing die . . . ;)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-17T16:55:32ZRe: Forums: Beginner Box: Movement without Attacks of Opportunity - House RulesJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nr9d?Movement-without-Attacks-of-Opportunity#92012-03-17T16:48:02Z2012-03-17T16:48:02Z<p>You know, it almost feels like AoO developed before the "feel" of what you can do with feats developed, but I could be wrong.</p>
<p>What do I mean?</p>
<p>It almost seems like "I want to be able to hit him if he tries to withdraw from me and fight anyone else" would be a great feat to give someone.</p>
<p>However, it applies to everyone in the game. </p>
<p>Not having many hit points and not wearing armor tends to be a good disincentive to casting in front of someone, but you could easily make a "Magekiller" feat that let to hit a caster, if they tried to do it, instead of making it the default.</p>
<p>In this way, you have everyone being able to move where they wanted, so the movement in combat rules are simple . . . then you apply the specific rules.</p>You know, it almost feels like AoO developed before the "feel" of what you can do with feats developed, but I could be wrong.
What do I mean?
It almost seems like "I want to be able to hit him if he tries to withdraw from me and fight anyone else" would be a great feat to give someone.
However, it applies to everyone in the game.
Not having many hit points and not wearing armor tends to be a good disincentive to casting in front of someone, but you could easily make a "Magekiller" feat...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-17T16:48:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: No dwarf-themed AP?Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrzr?No-dwarfthemed-AP#272012-03-17T16:34:02Z2012-03-17T16:34:02Z<p>I've said it before.</p>
<p>Dwarves should be portrayed as much more LN than LG.</p>
<p>And Dragon Age dwarven culture is a great "hard" LN dwarven model.</p>
<p>Another thing . . . why do we see dwarves getting drunk? If they drink all of the time and have high constitutions, shouldn't the joke be that someone drinking dwarven alcohol gets knocked on their backside, while it hardly affects the dwarf at all?</p>
<p>Getting drunk (not just drinking) seems to go against two other dwarven traits:</p>
<p>1. Greedy (i.e. cheap . . . enough drink to floor a dwarf would be expensive)</p>
<p>2. Dedicated to their work (i.e. if you addle your brains regularly, you can't plan for the next work day . . . )</p>
<p>I did like the romantic dwarven paladin in IDW's Dungeons and Dragons comic . . . the bit about his poetry being considered controversial was great.</p>I've said it before.
Dwarves should be portrayed as much more LN than LG.
And Dragon Age dwarven culture is a great "hard" LN dwarven model.
Another thing . . . why do we see dwarves getting drunk? If they drink all of the time and have high constitutions, shouldn't the joke be that someone drinking dwarven alcohol gets knocked on their backside, while it hardly affects the dwarf at all?
Getting drunk (not just drinking) seems to go against two other dwarven traits:
1. Greedy (i.e. cheap...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-17T16:34:02ZForums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked--The Golarionization ProjectJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nsor?Way-of-the-WickedThe-Golarionization-Project#12014-08-01T02:11:13Z2012-03-17T01:35:17Z<p>Spurred on by some discussion about how I could "Golarionize" the adventure path, I've been playing with what I could piece together from the Talingarde timeline as well as merging it with Golarion's timeline.</p>
<p>I've also been giving some thought to where to place Talingarde, and who to replace with what.</p>
<p>My initial thoughts are to have Talingard a little further west from the Mordant Spire, and north west of Hermea. Since I'm not a geography master, especially as it relates to proper weather patterns and the like, I'm keeping things a little vague since I don't think the AP will call for more than a general idea of where the island is in relation to the rest of the world.</p>
<p>I'm thinking of Aath-Aryn and Maath-Aryn as corrupted names of ancient Azlanti ruins. The Ireans would be Azlanti/Ulfen/Elven bloodline human tribes, with the half-elves that bred true being the more "civilized" clans that eventually had the main claim to nobility.</p>
<p>Being a little closer to Arcadia, I'm thinking just knowing that some Erutaki having found their way to Talingarde isn't too much of a stretch in the setting, as well as the obvious Ulfen sailors and the like.</p>
<p>I'm picturing the Irean loosing power when the Chelaxians came to settle the island. </p>
<p>Aroden was the big primary faith, with Iomedae and Asmodeus also respected and worshiped. Originally I thought that Sarenrae, with her celestial nature and history of antagonism with Asmodeus, as well as being a sun goddess, would be the natural stand in for Mitra, but dogma-wise, Iomedae fits really well, and the more I started piecing the history together, it makes a lot more sense to substitute her, unless something changes later in the AP regarding Mitra's faith.</p>
<p>Here is the timeline I pieced together:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Now this sets Talingarde up as historically having its upheavals around the time that places like Andoran and Galt were breaking away, which makes sense, even though Talingarde is more like Korvosa than those other nations, in that it was largely independent and only paid lip service to Cheliax.</p>Spurred on by some discussion about how I could "Golarionize" the adventure path, I've been playing with what I could piece together from the Talingarde timeline as well as merging it with Golarion's timeline.
I've also been giving some thought to where to place Talingarde, and who to replace with what.
My initial thoughts are to have Talingard a little further west from the Mordant Spire, and north west of Hermea. Since I'm not a geography master, especially as it relates to proper weather...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-17T01:35:17ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg&page=4?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#1522012-03-16T23:48:05Z2012-03-16T23:48:05Z<p>First, I'm sorry I didn't clarify that I switched to my actual name just to avoid any kind of "internet anonymous trolling" conjecture, but I didn't make it clear that I'm actually the OP (KEJR).</p>
<p>Second, I apologize for responding. I really just wanted to make the statement and move on, but I let myself get worked up and into back and forth statements. </p>
<p>Third, thank you to Matthew Morris for mentioning Detective Chimp. I love him almost as much as Gorilla Grodd . . . ;)</p>
<p>I'm going to go try to focus on some positive stuff for a while . . . hope everyone enjoys their weekend.</p>First, I'm sorry I didn't clarify that I switched to my actual name just to avoid any kind of "internet anonymous trolling" conjecture, but I didn't make it clear that I'm actually the OP (KEJR).
Second, I apologize for responding. I really just wanted to make the statement and move on, but I let myself get worked up and into back and forth statements.
Third, thank you to Matthew Morris for mentioning Detective Chimp. I love him almost as much as Gorilla Grodd . . . ;)
I'm going to go try...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-16T23:48:05ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg&page=3?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#1222012-03-16T14:14:40Z2012-03-16T14:14:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Andrew Christian wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>I don't believe it was anymore than a messageboard post from Josh. There was nothing actually in the guide covering this.</p>
<p>Granted, at the time, the messageboard posts were considered official.</p>
<p>However, its been stated that Josh was in error with his ruling.</p>
<p>So the clarification was not a rules change as far as Pathfinder rules set was considered. The fact that it went against Josh's ruling for PFS does not mean it was a rules change. It means a mistake was corrected. </blockquote><p>Believe as you will.
<p>It was in the Guide.</p>
<p>Having a Venture-Lieutenant tell me that my friend deserved to have his character handicapped when he was following the rules and was willing to rebuild the animal companion if he could respec his stats, and then having him call me a liar by declaring what I posted in my initial post to be inaccurate is part of why I am so frustrated by this entire situation.</p>
<p>Micheal and Mark, if you are still following, I respect the jobs you have to do. I know that it is tremendously difficult and that you won't please everyone. </p>
<p>That having been said, seeing the tenor that people that have some kind of official standing in Organized Play, this doesn't help bring people in or retain them.</p>Andrew Christian wrote:I don't believe it was anymore than a messageboard post from Josh. There was nothing actually in the guide covering this.
Granted, at the time, the messageboard posts were considered official.
However, its been stated that Josh was in error with his ruling.
So the clarification was not a rules change as far as Pathfinder rules set was considered. The fact that it went against Josh's ruling for PFS does not mean it was a rules change. It means a mistake was
...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-16T14:14:40ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #1: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmp/discuss&page=6?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-1-Knot-of-Thorns#2682012-03-15T03:38:57Z2012-03-15T03:38:57Z<p>So I've got a slight conundrum. This won't be a problem for a while (which is potentially a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).</p>
<p>If and when I get to run this, I'm probably going to set this in Golarion. Easy enough, I just have to find a nice body of water to place the island nation, and I'm set.</p>
<p>Now, the conundrum comes in this particular flavor. One of my players really wants to play a Hellknight. Now while I can figure out how to fit this into Golarion, specifically fitting a Hellknight into the campaign is harder for me to wrap my brain around.</p>
<p>I'll go to spoiler mode just keep anything from sneaking into the conversation.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>So I've got a slight conundrum. This won't be a problem for a while (which is potentially a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).
If and when I get to run this, I'm probably going to set this in Golarion. Easy enough, I just have to find a nice body of water to place the island nation, and I'm set.
Now, the conundrum comes in this particular flavor. One of my players really wants to play a Hellknight. Now while I can figure out how to fit this into Golarion,...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-15T03:38:57ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg&page=2?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#852012-03-14T20:58:06Z2012-03-14T20:58:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">0gre wrote:</div><blockquote> This INT 3 ape can speak and wield . . . </blockquote><p>Now it could never talk . . . it could learn to understand common. ;)0gre wrote:This INT 3 ape can speak and wield . . .
Now it could never talk . . . it could learn to understand common. ;)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-14T20:58:06ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#122012-03-13T06:42:35Z2012-03-13T06:42:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mikaze wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Too many folks are all too eager to throw vitriol and accusations around, forgetting that there are actual people and context on the other side of the screen. The scene around here really does feel less welcoming these days, and that makes me really sad. Sorry to hear about your friend KnightErrant.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>I could complain about, for example, a group of characters from Osirion that introduced themselves in each scenario as terrorists and made ululating noises as they threw bombs, and perhaps I should have. However, it was very ingrained in me not not make waves against someone's concept of a character they are playing.</blockquote><p>Those guys sound like complete jerkasses and should be shunned.
<p><span class=tiny>Yes, I note the hypocrisy. But that's some <i>well-considered</i> vitriol and accusation.</span> </blockquote><p>Thanks Mikaze. Appreciate the kind words.Mikaze wrote:Too many folks are all too eager to throw vitriol and accusations around, forgetting that there are actual people and context on the other side of the screen. The scene around here really does feel less welcoming these days, and that makes me really sad. Sorry to hear about your friend KnightErrant.
Quote:I could complain about, for example, a group of characters from Osirion that introduced themselves in each scenario as terrorists and made ululating noises as they threw bombs,...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-13T06:42:35ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#62012-03-13T05:43:48Z2012-03-13T05:43:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Joseph Caubo wrote:</div><blockquote> In the thread you are referring to, I don't think the VO was making any sort of slight against your friend or the situation. It seems like he was referencing how developers of the game we love can create clarifications that completely change how some of us play. I don't think there was any ill will in his posting, and this seems to be a bit of a hostile overreaction. </blockquote><p>Maybe, maybe not. There were inaccuracies in the statement and I felt the need to clarify.
<p>I'm not sure how explaining how the situation actually happened is hostile or an overreaction, since the events outlined are accurate.</p>Joseph Caubo wrote:In the thread you are referring to, I don't think the VO was making any sort of slight against your friend or the situation. It seems like he was referencing how developers of the game we love can create clarifications that completely change how some of us play. I don't think there was any ill will in his posting, and this seems to be a bit of a hostile overreaction.
Maybe, maybe not. There were inaccuracies in the statement and I felt the need to clarify. I'm not sure how...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2012-03-13T05:43:48ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#32012-03-13T05:05:03Z2012-03-13T05:05:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dragnmoon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">KnightErrantJR wrote:</div><blockquote>He's gone, you don't need to keep kicking him. Don't worry, you got rid of the undesirable.</blockquote>I must missed the whole thing that made this come back... </blockquote><p>There was a comment, by a Venture Captain, no less, referencing the incident again, connecting it to the monk controversy at the moment.Dragnmoon wrote:KnightErrantJR wrote:He's gone, you don't need to keep kicking him. Don't worry, you got rid of the undesirable.
I must missed the whole thing that made this come back... There was a comment, by a Venture Captain, no less, referencing the incident again, connecting it to the monk controversy at the moment.KnightErrantJR2012-03-13T05:05:03ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Do You Actually Play PFS?KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrpz?Do-You-Actually-Play-PFS#382012-03-13T05:02:40Z2012-03-13T05:02:40Z<p>Well Bob, you are correct about how your post comes across.</p>
<p>Perhaps I shouldn't confirm that given that geographically I'm under your authority.</p>
<p>I check in once in a while, hoping that the culture has shifted back to when I was running things. Eventually I see that things probably won't ever be like that again, and I don't post for months.</p>Well Bob, you are correct about how your post comes across.
Perhaps I shouldn't confirm that given that geographically I'm under your authority.
I check in once in a while, hoping that the culture has shifted back to when I was running things. Eventually I see that things probably won't ever be like that again, and I don't post for months.KnightErrantJR2012-03-13T05:02:40ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You Used to Play PFS, But Now...KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrqb?You-Used-to-Play-PFS-But-Now#322012-03-13T15:41:19Z2012-03-13T05:00:20Z<p>Some, but not all, reasons for the exodus are here:</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5efc?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with-Hammers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">History Lesson</a></p>Some, but not all, reasons for the exodus are here:
History LessonKnightErrantJR2012-03-13T05:00:20ZForums: Pathfinder Society: Setting the Record Straight Re: Apes with Hammers and "Druids"KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nryg?Setting-the-Record-Straight-Re-Apes-with#12012-03-13T16:18:12Z2012-03-13T04:42:54Z<p>Last year the rules of PFS changed to disallow animal companions to use weapons, and a FAQ post made it more difficult to control animal companions. Since that time there have been multiple references to a particular character that have been in error, and this continued misinformation casts a friend of mine in a poor light.</p>
<p><b>Concept</b></p>
<p>The original concept of the "Ape with a hammer" came about from several of us discussing what you could do with an animal companion after a session of Pathfinder that I was running (I believe that I might have been running Council of Thieves at the time for my group).</p>
<p>Many of us thought that an ape with a weapon would be an interesting concept. None of us thought it would be a game breaking concept that would ruin the game or anyone's fun. </p>
<p>The primary player that was interested in this option was a friend of mine (going by Brother Elias on these boards, when he still posted) who was rebuilding his character with the release of the Pathfinder RPG. </p>
<p>At the time he had a druid with a dog animal companion. The dog was incredibly dangerous in combat. I'd venture to say that the dog was a much bigger threat than the ape ever was.</p>
<p>Wanting to see if he could do it, he rebuilt his character as a cleric with the animal domain (cogent later in this discussion because people, when discussing animal companions and the need for handle animal, continually reference druids and rangers who have that as a class skill, when clerics with the animal domain do not).</p>
<p><b>Approval</b></p>
<p>The character was generally fleshed out and my friend posted the concept and the relevant details in the PFS general discussion. Josh Frost, who was, at the time, the campaign coordinator, approved the build, and even went so far as to include language in the <i>Guide to Pathfinder Society Organized Play</i> to point out that an animal companion with the proper limbs could actually hold a weapon.</p>
<p>Again, this is important because the concept was not anything done in secret. It was something presented to the campaign coordinator and the general PFS public, and it got the green light.</p>
<p><b>Setbacks</b></p>
<p>Before the character could even be played, clarifications regarding the boon companion feat altered the build. My friend didn't complain, nor did he lobby for any changes. He simply changed his rebuild before he ever played the character and made adjustments.</p>
<p>This is important because my friend did not complain and lobby for changes whenever something did not go in his favor. For the most part, if the rules say what the rules say, he adapts accordingly, especially if he is allowed to, or has time to, change anything that might be dependent on the ruling.</p>
<p><b>Don't Listen to Developers if They Don't Have on Their Official Hats</b></p>
<p>The above became much more important as PFS wore on, but in the early stages of PFS, just after the release of the Pathfinder RPG, we didn't know that some developers, designers, and editors didn't have "official" weight behind their comments.</p>
<p>It was bluntly stated by a member of the Paizo staff that animal companions whose intelligence score goes above animal intelligence allows them to learn common and allows their master to issue them orders in common instead of making a handle animal check.</p>
<p>This was commonly mentioned on the boards, all over the place. It was an assumption by at least a visible portion of the community that posts on the boards. This assumption was never challenged by anyone at Paizo until later on.</p>
<p><b>Your Existence Offends Me</b></p>
<p>This is the one that really bothers me. At least one PFS player at a local convention, after the convention was over, came on the boards, here, and complained about the existence of the ape animal companion.</p>
<p>If there had been an issue with the rules, or with the ape domination combat or various scenarios, I could understand the concern. The problem is, the complaint centered around the existence of the animal companion.</p>
<p>I was there at that convention, in most of the sessions with my friend and his characters animal companion. Not only did the animal companion not dominate any scenarios, but my friend quite often held back and didn't send his animal companion into situations because the group already had eidolons and animal companions from other characters rushing into combat.</p>
<p>In fact, said character died and had to be raised in one scenario that weekend. The ape didn't make him invulnerable or make the scenario too easy. </p>
<p>This was something that began to sour me on some PFS players. I can understand someone saying that a given option makes combat too easy or invalidates other players, but to just say that a concept is offensive just seems to be very bitter.</p>
<p>I could complain about, for example, a group of characters from Osirion that introduced themselves in each scenario as terrorists and made ululating noises as they threw bombs, and perhaps I should have. However, it was very ingrained in me not not make waves against someone's <i>concept</i> of a character they are playing.</p>
<p><b>Rules Changes and Clarifications</b></p>
<p>As a result of this complaint, there was a deluge of players that apparently are offended by weapon wielding apes. Apparently weapon wielding apes are too much for people to stomach, despite the existence of Mwangi in the setting.</p>
<p>Apes with weapons were banned.</p>
<p>Now, here is a point of misinformation. While my friend was upset that apparently his character option was banned by committee, he was still willing to change his animal companion. He didn't take his ball and go home. The only thing he really did was point out that he got the concept okayed before he ever did it, and pointed out where it was spelled out in the Guide, mainly to counter the flood of people that don't know him and never played with him that suddenly started saying that he was intentionally trying to "pull a fast one."</p>
<p>Then, hot on the heels of the "apes with hammers" ban, the FAQ that mentioned that animals of any intelligence still need to be controlled by handle animal in order to be given orders in combat.</p>
<p>Again, my friend was fully willing to comply and alter his character, but when he asked about being able to retrain his skills so that he had ranks in handle animal, he was told that the FAQ was a rules clarification, not a change.</p>
<p>So despite the fact that a good percentage of the board assumed that intelligent animal companions could be given orders, and despite the fact that a Paizo staffer had mentioned this, a very strict "no rebuild" was laid down.</p>
<p>Even at this point, my friend briefly considered just adding skill points as he got levels, but, this being the cogent point, a cleric does not have handle animal as a class skill. It would have taken him multiple levels to get to the point to where he could actually control his animal reliably, since he couldn't rebuild.</p>
<p><b>Exodus</b></p>
<p>On top of all of this, sentiment in the PFS threads turned very ugly. Many people ascribed motives to my friend, and many others continued to make comments that he should have "known" that he was "gaming" the system, even with approval.</p>
<p>Other people were decrying the concept and deriding him for even attempting the build in the first place. These comments were harsh and uncalled for, and increasingly added motivation and untruths into what actually happened in this situation.</p>
<p>It became very clear to both of us that if enough people didn't like your concept, it could be "voted" out of existence. It also became clear that even Venture Captains were piling on with the harsh commentary and vicious characterization.</p>
<p>Neither one of us play PFS any more. Every once in a while, I check back in, because at one time, I invested a lot of time and effort to get it going in my area, but the culture, at times, strikes me as increasingly elitist and insular. </p>
<p>I know this probably won't quell all of the comments about the "guy breaking the rules with the over powered super ape with the hammer that ruined Pathfinder for everyone," but it's hard for me to still see comments by people this long after the fact maligning my friend over this issue.</p>
<p>He's gone, you don't need to keep kicking him. Don't worry, you got rid of the undesirable.</p>Last year the rules of PFS changed to disallow animal companions to use weapons, and a FAQ post made it more difficult to control animal companions. Since that time there have been multiple references to a particular character that have been in error, and this continued misinformation casts a friend of mine in a poor light.
Concept
The original concept of the "Ape with a hammer" came about from several of us discussing what you could do with an animal companion after a session of Pathfinder...KnightErrantJR2012-03-13T04:42:54ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Flurry of Changes to Flurry of BlowsKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrv4&page=3?Flurry-of-Changes-to-Flurry-of-Blows#1202012-03-13T12:53:07Z2012-03-13T04:02:58Z<p>The most annoying part of this entire situation isn't even the rules change/clarification, it is the attitude adopted by many that if you interpreted the rules under the less restrictive form, that somehow the person that did so was clearly not paying attention/comprehending how Pathfinder works/trying to game the system.</p>
<p>Given the number of people that seem to have interpreted the rule in it's less restrictive form, it would be nice if people would simply acknowledge that perhaps the rule, if intended in the stricter form from the beginning, was not as clear as it could have been.</p>The most annoying part of this entire situation isn't even the rules change/clarification, it is the attitude adopted by many that if you interpreted the rules under the less restrictive form, that somehow the person that did so was clearly not paying attention/comprehending how Pathfinder works/trying to game the system.
Given the number of people that seem to have interpreted the rule in it's less restrictive form, it would be nice if people would simply acknowledge that perhaps the rule,...KnightErrantJR2012-03-13T04:02:58ZRe: Forums: Movies: John CarterKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrb7?John-Carter#172012-03-12T03:26:04Z2012-03-12T03:26:04Z<p>My wife and I both loved it. Highly recommended.</p>My wife and I both loved it. Highly recommended.KnightErrantJR2012-03-12T03:26:04ZForums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Does anyone have any in-play experience with the armor as DR rules from Ultimate CombatKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nrb3?Does-anyone-have-any-inplay-experience-with#12012-03-09T17:43:04Z2012-03-09T17:43:04Z<p>I'm just curious if anyone has used these extensively in their campaigns. </p>
<p>If you have, what are the pitfalls in interaction with other rules that might not be foreseen?</p>
<p>Does it feel like encounters remain similarly balanced to what they would be under the core assumption?</p>
<p>Do classes that really get left behind on the armor curve have get some use out of armor under these rules as the levels advance?</p>
<p>If I had more time to just run some encounters with these, I'd be interested in trying them out, but as it is, I'm not sure I can tinker with this much myself ahead of time, and I'd hate to drop these into a campaign sight unseen.</p>I'm just curious if anyone has used these extensively in their campaigns.
If you have, what are the pitfalls in interaction with other rules that might not be foreseen?
Does it feel like encounters remain similarly balanced to what they would be under the core assumption?
Do classes that really get left behind on the armor curve have get some use out of armor under these rules as the levels advance?
If I had more time to just run some encounters with these, I'd be interested in trying...KnightErrantJR2012-03-09T17:43:04ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: 101 New Skill Uses (PFRPG)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8p2i/discuss?101-New-Skill-Uses#252012-03-05T22:17:33Z2012-03-05T22:17:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rite Publishing wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I wanted to thank KnightErrantJR for taking the time to do a review of our product, I have passed along a private message offering a refund, and attempting to address his concerns. '</p>
<p>Steve Russell
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Rite Publishing </blockquote><p>I just wanted to publicly say that you guys really are a class act. In fact, I had read the product a few days ago, and stalled off on reviewing the product because I really have enjoyed previous releases and didn't want to write a negative one.
<p>I certainly don't want to give the impression that I think the product was shoddy, nor do I expect that every GM or play group will have the same problems with the product that I had. My review was totally informed by my own experiences, which I cannot assume to be the same as any other set of experiences.</p>
<p>I also hope that people that have read my review have found enough details to understand if your mindset is similar to mine. </p>
<p>By no means do I want a refund. I certainly don't feel cheated. This just wasn't what I was hoping it was. What I found wasn't poorly written or poorly edited or poorly put together, it just wasn't what I was hoping it would be.</p>
<p>For what it's worth, I do wish we could go "halfsies" on ratings, so that I could at least throw a 2.5 on this one to indicate that it wasn't primarily a bad product.</p>
<p>Thank you, once again for the offer, but there is no need to refund any money on my behalf. I'm just sorry that the stars aligned this way so that my first review for one of your products in a while wasn't something that came across better to me.</p>Rite Publishing wrote:I wanted to thank KnightErrantJR for taking the time to do a review of our product, I have passed along a private message offering a refund, and attempting to address his concerns. '
Steve Russell
Rite Publishing
I just wanted to publicly say that you guys really are a class act. In fact, I had read the product a few days ago, and stalled off on reviewing the product because I really have enjoyed previous releases and didn't want to write a negative one. I certainly...KnightErrantJR2012-03-05T22:17:33ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Why do you run Adventure Modules/Paths?KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2non0?Why-do-you-run-Adventure-ModulesPaths#202012-02-26T23:21:16Z2012-02-26T23:21:16Z<p>There are numerous reasons to use an AP that made sense for me when I was running Pathfinder (I'm only playing at the moment):</p>
<p>1. The first AP I ran was when I came off of a campaign where I was trying very hard to tailor the campaign to the specific characters in the game, and just got burned by a player leaving the campaign while the party was exploring her "leg" of the overall story.</p>
<p>2. Pathfinder, like 3.5 before it, has a ton of options. The narrowed focus helps to streamline the time a GM might lose in trying to figure out exactly what he wanted to do, what NPCs to use, and what monsters to showcase.</p>
<p>So essentially, I could tailor parts of the AP to players, but not worry about a major story arc falling apart if someone left, and while I could always replace and/or customize monsters and NPCs, if I did not want to do so, I did not have to, because there was an assumed baseline.</p>
<p>As has been said, its not really laziness that drives a GM to use an adventure path. In many ways, they allow you to channel your creative energies more specifically instead of on the broader aspects of the campaign.</p>
<p>On the other hand, those APs that have gaps in there that say "the GM can fit something in here to bridge this gap" do tend to be less attractive if you want your extra work to be "above and beyond" and not "needed to keep the campaign going."</p>There are numerous reasons to use an AP that made sense for me when I was running Pathfinder (I'm only playing at the moment):
1. The first AP I ran was when I came off of a campaign where I was trying very hard to tailor the campaign to the specific characters in the game, and just got burned by a player leaving the campaign while the party was exploring her "leg" of the overall story.
2. Pathfinder, like 3.5 before it, has a ton of options. The narrowed focus helps to streamline the time...KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T23:21:16ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #2: Call Forth Darkness (PFRPG)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmr/discuss?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-2-Call-Forth-Darkness#322012-02-26T22:32:05Z2012-02-26T22:32:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fire Mountain Games wrote:</div><blockquote><p> KnightErrantJR,</p>
<p>I don't think there will be a tiefling specific article. I don't know that there is that much that needs to be said. Or perhaps more accurately, I do not believe there is that much that needs to be modified. A group of tieflings can pretty much follow the campaign as written.</p>
<p>That said, there will be at least one more "Deeper Shades of Darkness" article dealing with running a party of vampires through Way of the Wicked.</p>
<p>Way of the Wicked could easily be not just Pathfinder's first villianous adventure path, but also the first VAMPIRIC adventure path. Of course, that is completely optional.</p>
<p>Gary McBride
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<a href="http://www.firemountaingames.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fire Mountain Games</a> </blockquote><p>I guess I was just thinking more along the lines of how the typical Talingarde folk would regard stranger folk wandering in their towns and the like, depending on how well disguised a given person might be. That sort of thing.
<p>The vampire article sounds interesting.</p>Fire Mountain Games wrote:KnightErrantJR,
I don't think there will be a tiefling specific article. I don't know that there is that much that needs to be said. Or perhaps more accurately, I do not believe there is that much that needs to be modified. A group of tieflings can pretty much follow the campaign as written.
That said, there will be at least one more "Deeper Shades of Darkness" article dealing with running a party of vampires through Way of the Wicked.
Way of the Wicked could...KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T22:32:05ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #2: Call Forth Darkness (PFRPG)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmr/discuss?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-2-Call-Forth-Darkness#302012-02-26T22:01:54Z2012-02-26T22:01:54Z<p>I enjoyed the exploration of alternate set ups for the campaign that was in this volume. Any chance of something that looks at how other races might figure into the campaign? For some reason I'm getting in my head that this campaign might be a good one for dhampir, tieflings, and the like to show up as PCs.</p>I enjoyed the exploration of alternate set ups for the campaign that was in this volume. Any chance of something that looks at how other races might figure into the campaign? For some reason I'm getting in my head that this campaign might be a good one for dhampir, tieflings, and the like to show up as PCs.KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T22:01:54ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: [Fire Mountain Games]The Only Evil Adventure Path for the Pathfinder RPG ContinuesKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2no7c?Fire-Mountain-GamesThe-Only-Evil-Adventure#202012-02-26T21:31:23Z2012-02-26T21:31:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fire Mountain Games wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Cormyr would be a fairly easy conversion for the campaign. My recommendations...</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>Anyways, just some ideas. </p>
<p>Hope this helps,
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Gary McBride
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<a href="http://www.firemountaingames.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fire Mountain Games</a> </blockquote><p>Nice . . . some thoughts of my own:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Fire Mountain Games wrote:Cormyr would be a fairly easy conversion for the campaign. My recommendations...
** spoiler omitted **
Anyways, just some ideas.
Hope this helps,
Gary McBride
Fire Mountain Games
Nice . . . some thoughts of my own: [Spoiler omitted]KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T21:31:23ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: You meet a silver dragon wearing humanoid skinKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2no1w?You-meet-a-silver-dragon-wearing-humanoid-skin#432012-02-26T18:46:39Z2012-02-26T18:46:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">robertness wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I just imagined a case of dragon "organ donor" syndrome.</p>
<p>An ancient dragon lies on his death horde. He summons an alignment appropriate fighter to his lair.</p>
<p>Dragon: Sir Kilzalot, I've long admired your bravery and the good work you've done with widows and orphans.
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Kilzalot: Thank you, you're too kind.
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Dragon: In gratitude for the valor you showed when we fought the hordes of nastiness at the Battle of Randomsite, I will grant you one dying boon. When I die, please take my hide and fashion armor from it so you we can continue to fight together.
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Kilzalot: Score! •cough• I mean, I'll wear it with honor. </blockquote><p>That would actually make for a nice counterpoint to the RP scenario I was proposing above.
<p>"No, really, he told me to skin him and wear his scales. I totally respected him. It was a gift, I swear!"</p>robertness wrote:I just imagined a case of dragon "organ donor" syndrome.
An ancient dragon lies on his death horde. He summons an alignment appropriate fighter to his lair.
Dragon: Sir Kilzalot, I've long admired your bravery and the good work you've done with widows and orphans.
Kilzalot: Thank you, you're too kind.
Dragon: In gratitude for the valor you showed when we fought the hordes of nastiness at the Battle of Randomsite, I will grant you one dying boon. When I die, please take my...KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T18:46:39ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: You meet a silver dragon wearing humanoid skinKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2no1w?You-meet-a-silver-dragon-wearing-humanoid-skin#422012-02-26T18:44:23Z2012-02-26T18:44:23Z<p>I always wanted to have a human priest of Apsu show up in a fairly large city like Absalom or Katapesh during a campaign and start buying up dragonhide. Basically he would be taking the items and putting them to rest out of respect for Apsu's children.</p>
<p>I didn't have any grand plan for this guy, other than to have him show up just to pose the question about wearing dragonhide or making dragonhide objects. </p>
<p>It's not something I would have been too heavy handed with ("your alignment is going to change now that you've been enlightened and haven't changed your ways!"), but it's the kind of roleplaying conundrum that is fun to throw into a session that is otherwise pretty straight forward.</p>I always wanted to have a human priest of Apsu show up in a fairly large city like Absalom or Katapesh during a campaign and start buying up dragonhide. Basically he would be taking the items and putting them to rest out of respect for Apsu's children.
I didn't have any grand plan for this guy, other than to have him show up just to pose the question about wearing dragonhide or making dragonhide objects.
It's not something I would have been too heavy handed with ("your alignment is going to...KnightErrantJR2012-02-26T18:44:23ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: I am defiant to the unwritten rules of GMingKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nnbp?I-am-defiant-to-the-unwritten-rules-of-GMing#152012-02-19T06:20:12Z2012-02-19T06:20:12Z<p>I run most of my games in a game store, and depending on the RPG in question, might have almost completely different people from one game to the next, based on who has what night off and who signs up first.</p>
<p>It's not just a matter of "gamer maturity," it's the difference between a group that is composed of people that were high school buddies that have gamed together for 10-15 years and know each other quirks and gaming styles, and people that may have been playing for just as long, but have never sat at a table with the GM or the other guys at the table before.</p>
<p>Having "best practices" to fall back on really isn't a bad idea, and even though I've been gaming for 25+ years, once in a while I don't mind rereading advice that I've heard before, to remind me why it keeps coming up.</p>
<p>If I get comfortable with a group, and I know what pushes their buttons and what doesn't, I can figure out where I can deviate from "best practices" and where I can't. But a brand new group, or a group that still has decidedly different quirks as to what they do and do not enjoy, you need to remember the basics and build from there.</p>I run most of my games in a game store, and depending on the RPG in question, might have almost completely different people from one game to the next, based on who has what night off and who signs up first.
It's not just a matter of "gamer maturity," it's the difference between a group that is composed of people that were high school buddies that have gamed together for 10-15 years and know each other quirks and gaming styles, and people that may have been playing for just as long, but have...KnightErrantJR2012-02-19T06:20:12ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=3?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#1042012-02-13T05:12:59Z2012-02-13T05:12:59Z<p>Yeah, that's the crux of the whole bit here. No one is saying that if someone directly violates Pharasma's tenants(i.e. creating or controlling undead in a manner not used to destroy other undead) that they would loose their abilities. The discussion has been, how is a power or effect having the name "undead" in it automatically antithetical to following Pharasma.</p>Yeah, that's the crux of the whole bit here. No one is saying that if someone directly violates Pharasma's tenants(i.e. creating or controlling undead in a manner not used to destroy other undead) that they would loose their abilities. The discussion has been, how is a power or effect having the name "undead" in it automatically antithetical to following Pharasma.KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T05:12:59ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#662012-02-13T02:56:13Z2012-02-13T02:56:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Joseph Caubo wrote:</div><blockquote> This thread seems to been derailed way beyond the realm of PFS and into the larger world of Golarion itself. Seems like a move to a different forums would be beneficial, as I think this falls more under the purview of James Jacobs than M&M, despite having potential PFS ramifications. </blockquote><p>I respectfully disagree. This has to do with the rules as applied to PFS, not the setting. No one needs roleplaying tips. This is about how a GM will react to a character brought to his table using a rule that is applied to that character.Joseph Caubo wrote:This thread seems to been derailed way beyond the realm of PFS and into the larger world of Golarion itself. Seems like a move to a different forums would be beneficial, as I think this falls more under the purview of James Jacobs than M&M, despite having potential PFS ramifications.
I respectfully disagree. This has to do with the rules as applied to PFS, not the setting. No one needs roleplaying tips. This is about how a GM will react to a character brought to his table...KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T02:56:13ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#612012-02-13T00:58:05Z2012-02-13T00:58:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pirate Rob wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I don't have any issue with the Dhampir cleric of Pharasma. I do have a tangential rules question though.</p>
<p>Normally: "A cleric who chooses a subdomain must have access to both the domain and its subdomain from her deity (see Table: Deities of the Pathfinder Campaign Setting)."</p>
<p>A quick reading of separatist seems to me like it gives your cleric access to domain not on your list. As far as I can tell this doesn't include access to any subdomains at all.</p>
<p>Am I reading this right, or have I made a mistake somewhere? </blockquote><p>I would be inclined to include subdomains, since the entire point of the archetype is to allow access to something that isn't on your deity's normal list.
<p>That having been said, if it is specifically intended to not include subdomains, that is something that should also be spelled out, and not left for individual GMs to have to interpret.</p>Pirate Rob wrote:I don't have any issue with the Dhampir cleric of Pharasma. I do have a tangential rules question though.
Normally: "A cleric who chooses a subdomain must have access to both the domain and its subdomain from her deity (see Table: Deities of the Pathfinder Campaign Setting)."
A quick reading of separatist seems to me like it gives your cleric access to domain not on your list. As far as I can tell this doesn't include access to any subdomains at all.
Am I reading this...KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T00:58:05ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Legal Enforcement Power Questions...KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nm8q?Legal-Enforcement-Power-Questions#52012-02-13T00:38:05Z2012-02-13T00:38:05Z<p>Well, again, that's up to the GM. Plus it has more to do with the AP in question than the general Pathfinder RPG rules.</p>Well, again, that's up to the GM. Plus it has more to do with the AP in question than the general Pathfinder RPG rules.KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T00:38:05ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Question for anyone please HelpKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nm8w?Question-for-anyone-please-Help#82012-02-13T00:35:34Z2012-02-13T00:35:34Z<p>Right, you can take more than one archetype, but you have to decide on your archetypes when you make the character to begin with, even if you don't swap out any abilities at 1st level.</p>
<p>That has nothing to do with multi-classing into the same class more than once.</p>Right, you can take more than one archetype, but you have to decide on your archetypes when you make the character to begin with, even if you don't swap out any abilities at 1st level.
That has nothing to do with multi-classing into the same class more than once.KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T00:35:34ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Sign Languages?KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nm6y?Sign-Languages#62012-02-13T00:33:37Z2012-02-13T00:33:37Z<p>Hah, I found the reference about Absalom and hand signs. There was a feat in the original (3.5) campaign setting hardcover that talked about natives of Absalom using hand signs.</p>
<p>However, this wasn't so much a distinct language as a feat that made you good at teaching your companions a unique set of hand signs that gave them a competence bonus on your bluff checks to communicate hidden messages.</p>
<p>Every so often this comes up, and I remember it, but I don't think that feat or the tendency of people from Absalom to make up hand signs for the people that are "with them" has come up in any other products referencing Absalom. I could be wrong, but it seems like I always have to go back to the original campaign setting to find the reference.</p>Hah, I found the reference about Absalom and hand signs. There was a feat in the original (3.5) campaign setting hardcover that talked about natives of Absalom using hand signs.
However, this wasn't so much a distinct language as a feat that made you good at teaching your companions a unique set of hand signs that gave them a competence bonus on your bluff checks to communicate hidden messages.
Every so often this comes up, and I remember it, but I don't think that feat or the tendency of...KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T00:33:37ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Legal Enforcement Power Questions...KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nm8q?Legal-Enforcement-Power-Questions#32012-02-13T00:13:44Z2012-02-13T00:05:28Z<p>No class inherently has any legal standing in any campaign.</p>
<p>An inquisitor is a class. That class is suppose to sniff out enemies of the faith if they are hiding or before they attack the faith. They are simply the sneakier, more proactive side of a cleric or paladin.</p>
<p>Any legal standing an inquisitor has would have to do with the actual campaign.</p>
<p>An inquisitor of Asmodeus in a campaign set in Cheliax would mean that character probably has a lot of pull with the local authorities, but it's still the GMs call.</p>
<p>An inquisitor of Erastil from Andoran in that same campaign that is trying to make sure if events in Cheliax are likely to harm is treasured homeland is probably going to have zero standing in the same campaign, and probably doesn't want to advertise his presence if he can help it, again, subject to how the GM wants to run it.</p>
<p>So it's not a matter of anything inherent in the class, it's a matter of the GMs campaign and how much pull the inquisitor's faith has in the setting, as well as if the PCs inquisitor is in favorable standing with his own faith.</p>No class inherently has any legal standing in any campaign.
An inquisitor is a class. That class is suppose to sniff out enemies of the faith if they are hiding or before they attack the faith. They are simply the sneakier, more proactive side of a cleric or paladin.
Any legal standing an inquisitor has would have to do with the actual campaign.
An inquisitor of Asmodeus in a campaign set in Cheliax would mean that character probably has a lot of pull with the local authorities, but it's...KnightErrantJR2012-02-13T00:05:28ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#582012-02-13T20:31:36Z2012-02-12T22:01:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Andrew Christian wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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The only reason I can think of, that someone would choose to create this character concept, is because they think its cool to flaunt RAW vs. canon in GM's and Developer's faces. Otherwise, you could create a separatist Pharasman cleric without having to go straight towards what she is Fanatical against. </blockquote><p>Except the person in question has explained why he wanted to do this, and provided background information. If, after reading his reasoning, you would still conclude what you have, you must assume that he is being duplicitous in his stated intentions. Why?
<p>Beyond that, why is this legal choice subject to such debate? Again, I'm not arguing that if someone created undead, or attempted such, Pharasma wouldn't yank her spells from the cleric. There are mechanics for that laid out under cleric and the atonement spell.</p>
<p>Would you make a dwarf proficient with a scimitar explain why, despite his cultural bias towards axes and hammers, he's taking a scimitar as his weapon of choice? </p>
<p>Maybe it bothers some people that a dwarf would use a scimitar, and it intrudes on their fun at the table. Do you want to take up table time with the dwarf justifying his weapon choice, because if not, clearly he's doing something to take advantage of the rules somewhere down the line, because its not normal in Golarion canon for a dwarf to run around with a scimitar.</p>Andrew Christian wrote:The only reason I can think of, that someone would choose to create this character concept, is because they think its cool to flaunt RAW vs. canon in GM's and Developer's faces. Otherwise, you could create a separatist Pharasman cleric without having to go straight towards what she is Fanatical against.
Except the person in question has explained why he wanted to do this, and provided background information. If, after reading his reasoning, you would still conclude...KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T22:01:06ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#572012-02-13T20:31:30Z2012-02-12T21:53:18Z<p>Sure I can. It doesn't create undead. It doesn't control undead. I see no problem with it. She wouldn't grant it to her normal clergy, no. The problem being, the archetype, again, which is legal, is to create borderline heretical clerics.</p>
<p>There is zero point in the archetype being legal if possible applications of it can be ruled as invalid based on a GM judgement call.</p>Sure I can. It doesn't create undead. It doesn't control undead. I see no problem with it. She wouldn't grant it to her normal clergy, no. The problem being, the archetype, again, which is legal, is to create borderline heretical clerics.
There is zero point in the archetype being legal if possible applications of it can be ruled as invalid based on a GM judgement call.KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T21:53:18ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Sign Languages?KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nm6y?Sign-Languages#42012-02-12T21:36:08Z2012-02-12T21:36:08Z<p>In Prince of Wolves they mention Pathfinders having a hand sign language, but I don't know if that has ever been mentioned in any of the setting's game sourcebooks.</p>In Prince of Wolves they mention Pathfinders having a hand sign language, but I don't know if that has ever been mentioned in any of the setting's game sourcebooks.KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T21:36:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#542012-02-13T20:30:51Z2012-02-12T21:35:17Z<p>Getting back on topic, how is using the abilities of the undead domain automatically violating Pharasma's dogma?</p>
<p>We have a clear line. No creating undead. No controlling undead to do anything other than destroying other undead.</p>
<p>If the domain is not used for anything under the above, what is the problem?</p>
<p>To use another, in game, analogy, let's say in order to hide from a priest of Urgathoa, someone in the party casts an illusion to make them all look undead.</p>
<p>Is this promoting undeath? Does the cleric of Pharasma in the party have to refuse to be part of the illusion? Will they loose their spells immediately if they accept the disguise?</p>
<p>The ability, again, is suppose to create characters that might be pretty close to being called heretics, without breaking the inviolate line of sins against the god's dogma.</p>
<p>There seems to be two options here. One is that someone goes through and says what, even with the archetype in question, is and isn't acceptable, or the archetype isn't allowed in PFS. Otherwise, why worry about what someone else does with their character?</p>
<p>It just seems like a lot of people invest a lot of their own personal stake in what is fun for them on if everyone else at the table is having their kind of fun, which seems to be rather intrusive for the other people.</p>Getting back on topic, how is using the abilities of the undead domain automatically violating Pharasma's dogma?
We have a clear line. No creating undead. No controlling undead to do anything other than destroying other undead.
If the domain is not used for anything under the above, what is the problem?
To use another, in game, analogy, let's say in order to hide from a priest of Urgathoa, someone in the party casts an illusion to make them all look undead.
Is this promoting undeath? Does...KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T21:35:17ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv&page=2?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#532012-02-12T21:29:19Z2012-02-12T21:29:19Z<p>I really think this discussion would be much more constructive if we refrained from trying to use real world religions as examples when we are talking about game rules in a fictional setting that deal with a god granting spells.</p>I really think this discussion would be much more constructive if we refrained from trying to use real world religions as examples when we are talking about game rules in a fictional setting that deal with a god granting spells.KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T21:29:19ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#482012-02-12T22:06:27Z2012-02-12T19:11:07Z<p>The . . . ahem . . . drop dead point in Pharasma's religion is creating undead, or controlling them to do anything other than destroy other undead.</p>
<p>This is a matter of following the god's actual dogma to not loose spells.</p>
<p>However, the character in question is not looking to create undead. Giving his companions the seeming abilities of the undead is not creating undead. None of them actually become undead.</p>
<p>Would this make traditional Pharasmists feel squicky? Probably so.</p>
<p>Again . . . isn't that the point of the archetype in the first place?</p>
<p>Which brings me back to the original point. If you are going to expect GMs to micromanage the One True Vision when something is perfectly within the Rules as Written, then isn't it better to just disallow something in the first place.</p>
<p>And if you want it allowed, know that it will be used as intended, as written in the description of the ability, to make characters that push boundaries.</p>The . . . ahem . . . drop dead point in Pharasma's religion is creating undead, or controlling them to do anything other than destroy other undead.
This is a matter of following the god's actual dogma to not loose spells.
However, the character in question is not looking to create undead. Giving his companions the seeming abilities of the undead is not creating undead. None of them actually become undead.
Would this make traditional Pharasmists feel squicky? Probably so.
Again . . . isn't...KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T19:11:07ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Separatist cleric (from UM) and PFSKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mavv?Separatist-cleric-and-PFS#362012-02-13T20:27:31Z2012-02-12T05:35:56Z<p>There are so many things I've seen in Pathfinder Society that I, as a GM, never thought to question, because if it's legal in the rules, and that's how the player wants to run the character, then I'll run the adventure, and we're all good.</p>
<p>It is strange to me that at one point it seemed that Pathfinder Society was to highlight the campaign setting, but now we seem to expect people to be well versed in the One True Vision of the setting to know when something is legal by RAW, but not by the consensus roleplaying opinion.</p>
<p>If this is going to be such a roleplaying hassle, why is it legal? You could have a true neutral cleric of Urgathoa with the healing domain, legally, with this. Should that be banned too?</p>
<p>How do you know that somewhere, out there, in the great beyond, some other god isn't pulling the cleric's strings and making him think he's getting his powers from Pharasma? It's not like it's going to come up in an organized play campaign, because nothing is tailored specifically for the PCs at the table.</p>
<p>I'm not even arguing that this particular example should or shouldn't be allowed, I'm saying that the class feature is pretty much tailored for creating heretics. It says so right in the text. </p>
<p>If it boils down to assuming everyone will agree on what kind of heretical behavior is "too far," then perhaps the ability shouldn't be allowed in the first place. If it is allowed, given the nature of organized play, you should expect some strange combination of clerical abilities.</p>There are so many things I've seen in Pathfinder Society that I, as a GM, never thought to question, because if it's legal in the rules, and that's how the player wants to run the character, then I'll run the adventure, and we're all good.
It is strange to me that at one point it seemed that Pathfinder Society was to highlight the campaign setting, but now we seem to expect people to be well versed in the One True Vision of the setting to know when something is legal by RAW, but not by the...KnightErrantJR2012-02-12T05:35:56ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #1: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmp/discuss&page=4?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-1-Knot-of-Thorns#1922012-02-11T03:03:20Z2012-02-11T03:03:20Z<p>Okay, it's official. I actually want to run another Pathfinder campaign, and I want it to be this one. Don't have time to do so yet, but I wanted to see another adventure or two before we get going anyway.</p>
<p>Really impressed.</p>Okay, it's official. I actually want to run another Pathfinder campaign, and I want it to be this one. Don't have time to do so yet, but I wanted to see another adventure or two before we get going anyway.
Really impressed.KnightErrantJR2012-02-11T03:03:20ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Way of the Wicked—Book #1: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmp/discuss&page=4?Way-of-the-Wicked-Book-1-Knot-of-Thorns#1692012-02-05T07:38:41Z2012-02-05T07:38:41Z<p>I was intrigued enough to pick this up. I haven't read it in depth, but it looks great. It might even tempt me back into running Pathfinder at some point in the future. </p>
<p>I still want to reserve a bit of enthusiasm until I can really pick this apart with a good read through.</p>
<p>I'm not sold on the Focus and Foible thing, but I love the traits being based on the character's crime.</p>I was intrigued enough to pick this up. I haven't read it in depth, but it looks great. It might even tempt me back into running Pathfinder at some point in the future.
I still want to reserve a bit of enthusiasm until I can really pick this apart with a good read through.
I'm not sold on the Focus and Foible thing, but I love the traits being based on the character's crime.KnightErrantJR2012-02-05T07:38:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What I Learned from Pathfinder TodayKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2njdx&page=2?What-I-Learned-from-Pathfinder-Today#792012-02-05T07:34:03Z2012-02-05T07:34:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kagehiro wrote:</div><blockquote> Pathfinder has taught me that Hero Points only excel at one thing: failing TWO Saving Throws. </blockquote><p>And that's why you save up two of them to cheat death . . . ;)Kagehiro wrote:Pathfinder has taught me that Hero Points only excel at one thing: failing TWO Saving Throws.
And that's why you save up two of them to cheat death . . . ;)KnightErrantJR2012-02-05T07:34:03ZRe: Forums: Council of Thieves: Question about CoT's Meta-Plot [Spoilers Ahoy!]KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mdl6?Question-about-CoTs-MetaPlot-Spoilers-Ahoy#182012-02-05T07:33:06Z2012-02-05T07:33:06Z<p>This is the AP that kind of broke me of running Pathfinder. There is lots of promise in the overall story, and the Sixfold Trial is one of the finest commercial adventures I've ever run. It was great.</p>
<p>The problem is, there are several parts of the AP that just don't quite connect the right way.</p>
<p>I'll try to list my biggest problems with the AP, and why I just really ceased to have fun with the whole adventure path by the end of book 4.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>There are lots of things that could have been done to fix this.</p>
<p>Mother of Flies and the Infernal Syndrome being switched would be good.</p>
<p>Having more encounters that had to do with a developing gang war and how it was making the city less safe would have been good. At least one of these kinds of encounters should have been happening per adventure, with lots of hints that the Council was suddenly more aggressive and trying to subsume smaller operators at the cost of the citizen's safety.</p>
<p>Having more of the "wander around to get XP" encounters fleshed out and connected to the story would be good.</p>
<p>Having fewer nuisance encounters would be good.</p>
<p>Having Fame Points be useful to help the PCs through out the AP instead of being a mechanic that only gets used at the end to do what the PCs might be able to do anyway might be nice.</p>
<p>Having the PCs perhaps being able to rebind the pit fiend or have the contract mean something other than "get into the room without fighting yet another outsider" would have been good.</p>
<p>Explaining why Mammmon's plan and the rampaging devils under Liebdaga were actually serving law with all of their destabilizing random destruction would have been good as well.</p>
<p>In fact, the more I think about it, this whole thing would have made much more sense if the secret shame of the family was a demonic blooded teifling taking over the Council and summoning a demon prince to thumb its nose at Asmodeus in his own territory.</p>
<p>I just burned out on the plot dead ends, holes, and disconnects. Plus getting all set to run encounters that were either cake walks or were resolved with bad will saves, or with the provided "I win" button against undead.</p>
<p>Lots of promise, my players really wanted to run around Cheliax after all of the build up in campaign material, but in the end, it felt like the AP was a casualty of putting out the RPG.</p>This is the AP that kind of broke me of running Pathfinder. There is lots of promise in the overall story, and the Sixfold Trial is one of the finest commercial adventures I've ever run. It was great.
The problem is, there are several parts of the AP that just don't quite connect the right way.
I'll try to list my biggest problems with the AP, and why I just really ceased to have fun with the whole adventure path by the end of book 4.
[Spoiler omitted]
There are lots of things that could...KnightErrantJR2012-02-05T07:33:06ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What I Learned from Pathfinder TodayKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2njdx?What-I-Learned-from-Pathfinder-Today#302012-02-02T04:36:02Z2012-02-02T04:36:02Z<p>Last Thursday I learned that killing 30 town guards with a cloudkill spell instead of rescuing orphans from a burning building is bad.</p>
<p>Last Friday I learned that if the first roll of the game is a 20 on a knowledge check, you will never, ever roll well on a stealth check for the rest of the session, even if you are at +18.</p>Last Thursday I learned that killing 30 town guards with a cloudkill spell instead of rescuing orphans from a burning building is bad.
Last Friday I learned that if the first roll of the game is a 20 on a knowledge check, you will never, ever roll well on a stealth check for the rest of the session, even if you are at +18.KnightErrantJR2012-02-02T04:36:02ZForums: Product Discussion: Sneak Peek of bySwarm's setting at Winter War 2012KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2njoi?Sneak-Peek-of-bySwarms-setting-at-Winter-War#12012-01-31T04:07:29Z2012-01-31T04:07:29Z<p>I had a chance to play in a bySwarm game introducing the setting at <a href="http://www.winterwar.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Winter War</a> run by <a href="http://paizo.com/people/MikeBohlmann" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mike Bohlmann</a>, and I had a lot of fun.</p>
<p>Setting aside that Mike is a fun GM to be in a session with, the setting looks different and interesting with some interesting twists that still work with the high fantasy vibe in the game, but doesn't mimic the usual.</p>
<p>Looking forward to seeing the products when they come out.</p>I had a chance to play in a bySwarm game introducing the setting at Winter War run by Mike Bohlmann, and I had a lot of fun.
Setting aside that Mike is a fun GM to be in a session with, the setting looks different and interesting with some interesting twists that still work with the high fantasy vibe in the game, but doesn't mimic the usual.
Looking forward to seeing the products when they come out.KnightErrantJR2012-01-31T04:07:29ZRe: Forums: Comics: Incoming! (Penny Arcade)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n7ba&page=2?Incoming#702011-12-04T15:05:48Z2011-12-04T15:05:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Maddigan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I hope Gabe doesn't start out at high level. If 4E becomes problematic past level 12, the same will be true of <i>Pathfinder</i>. You get some really whacky stuff in this game as you level up that it takes an experienced DM with a strong understanding of the rules to deal with. It will help that his players won't be very experienced, but might not completely negate how powerful high level <i>Pathfinder</i> characters are.
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</blockquote><p>Some of the more recent posts on the site have indicated that Gabe has been discussing things with other gamers and has found that high level, across the board, can be problematic.Maddigan wrote:I hope Gabe doesn't start out at high level. If 4E becomes problematic past level 12, the same will be true of Pathfinder. You get some really whacky stuff in this game as you level up that it takes an experienced DM with a strong understanding of the rules to deal with. It will help that his players won't be very experienced, but might not completely negate how powerful high level Pathfinder characters are.
Some of the more recent posts on the site have indicated that Gabe...KnightErrantJR2011-12-04T15:05:48ZRe: Forums: Comics: Incoming! (Penny Arcade)KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n7ba&page=2?Incoming#692011-12-04T15:03:57Z2011-12-04T15:03:57Z<p>I don't want to speak for anyone, but I believe Maddigan's comment was not about the content of blood, but the difference in focus when it comes to scenes of conflict . . . i.e. some opponents in anime might get taken out in droves within a few seconds while the hero heads for the big bad guy, in cut scenes that show the minions flying through the air, whereas most of us picture the landing at Normandy as a slow, deliberate slog towards the objective, with people being shot and screaming in pain and falling down in slow motion.</p>
<p>I think the comment was about focus and pacing rather than gore.</p>I don't want to speak for anyone, but I believe Maddigan's comment was not about the content of blood, but the difference in focus when it comes to scenes of conflict . . . i.e. some opponents in anime might get taken out in droves within a few seconds while the hero heads for the big bad guy, in cut scenes that show the minions flying through the air, whereas most of us picture the landing at Normandy as a slow, deliberate slog towards the objective, with people being shot and screaming in...KnightErrantJR2011-12-04T15:03:57ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Online: An Outsider's PerspectiveKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n6u1?An-Outsiders-Perspective#62011-11-27T20:42:11Z2011-11-27T20:42:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Coldman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> There is a difference between realism for the sake of a time sink, and realism for the sake of authenticity.</p>
<p>SWG was a sandbox. You did not have to spend hours crafting a blaster. SWG had a very effective economy and functional craft system of any game, arguably still surpassing Eve Online. You had a large avenue of options in how you acquired your blaster.</p>
<p>You prefer blowing up death stars, that is your preference. Some never fired a blaster in their lives but enjoyed the same space that you did. You both relied upon eachother and fed eachothers experiences. Modern games have such an emphasis on playing to the action heroes that social aspects of MMORPGs and non combatant roles are obliterated. Such roles RELY on reliance(?). I never had any trouble using dancers in cantinas (that sounds rude), or acquiring gear from crafters and that stretches out into my other sandbox experiences too. I enjoy playing both instant thrill roles, and social roles; the latter requires a certain amount of difficulty in specific tasks, equal to what you'd expect to be made difficult in regards to 'killing things'. Your simply arguing that this aspect of sandbox games should be dumbed down for your own benefit. You can happily argue this point but it can never be accepted as a truth as we simply differ. I want nothing more than a game which allows such playstyles to co-exist.</p>
<p>If you need an example of an unorganic system where one playstyle is catered to and the other ignored: World of Warcraft. You rely on nobody. The world is not an organic system, the players do not function as the circulatory system. Perhaps they once might have when the game was difficult and required an able guild, but this was still a micro-organism than that of anything substantial to the game world.</p>
<p>Thriving communities are what have kept older games running to this day despite total neglect from their developers; they don't age the way content does. For this area of the game we need crafting, politics, roleplay, in depth trade skills such as... </blockquote><p>My point, regarding Star Wars Galaxies, is that if someone comes to the game because they are a Star Wars fan, which seems to be the point, then they get to the game and find out that a large portion of the game is about playing Uncle Owen, it might be disappointing. Yes, you could choose your focus, but that didn't stop the first mission my Twi'lek scout was assigned from being to kill Corellian butterflies so that so guy could use them for something . . . and they still kicked my ass.
<p>You may not go into a Star Wars game thinking you are going to be Luke, but you sure as hell at least want to be Wedge.</p>
<p>That doesn't mean that a certain percentage of players liked the persistent world elements of Star Wars Galaxies, but it never became the big guns MMO that it could have because a lot of Star Wars fans, when they saw the intensive complexity of the game, and didn't see a lot of swashbuckling space opera, didn't want to give it a whirl.</p>
<p>What I am saying, regarding Pathfinder Online is, if this is inspired by how well Kingmaker went over, look at how Kingmaker did it, and figure out how to translate that into a long term MMO instead of a pen and paper version of the campaign.</p>
<p>Kingmaker actually goes quite the opposite route than ultra-realism at times, because building phases and resource gathering/management is done fairly abstractly. I agree, cater to more than one playstyle, because Kingmaker allowed for players to roam around killing monsters, micromanaging the building of a Kingdom, and playing political games. </p>
<p>However, what I'm seeing in a lot of places is "don't make this like WoW because I don't like WoW," and "I've always wanted to live in Golarion, so make me a fantasy world simulator," and I don't think those goals are exactly what the game should be about. Heck, some people actually like Pathfinder and WoW, so perhaps the game shouldn't totally alienate them.</p>
<p>Doesn't mean the game should be a clone of WoW, just that having a guiding principle of "make is as un WoW like as possible" might be counter productive.</p>Coldman wrote:There is a difference between realism for the sake of a time sink, and realism for the sake of authenticity.
SWG was a sandbox. You did not have to spend hours crafting a blaster. SWG had a very effective economy and functional craft system of any game, arguably still surpassing Eve Online. You had a large avenue of options in how you acquired your blaster.
You prefer blowing up death stars, that is your preference. Some never fired a blaster in their lives but enjoyed the...KnightErrantJR2011-11-27T20:42:11ZForums: Pathfinder Online: An Outsider's PerspectiveKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n6u1?An-Outsiders-Perspective#12011-11-27T18:36:26Z2011-11-27T18:36:26Z<p>Disclaimer: I'm probably not the best person to be discussing this. I've kind of moved on from Pathfinder. If anyone cares about the reasons, or wishes to put things in context, I've called it out here, but I do still play in my friend's Pathfinder campaign:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Anyway, here is my take on MMORPG concept, and people wanting to have a world simulator. I've been in this boat a few times. I've even been on the side of making things super detailed and deliberate before to simulate living in a given world.</p>
<p>I wanted that in Star Wars Galaxies and I even wanted it, to a lesser degree, in DC Universe Online. Star Wars Galaxies probably did it more effectively than any other MMORPG I've played, and when I got what I asked for, I hated it. Turns that that, while I wanted to live the Star Wars universe, the reason I wanted to live in the Star Wars universe was that people jumped around having lightsaber battles and flying starships and getting into dogfights and fire fights. </p>
<p>Spending hours in a cantina watching dancers to rebuild some status bar that I'm sure why I need to rebuild, or working hours upon hours to build a halfway decent blaster or a hovel to live in oddly didn't quite match up with defending Echo base from AT-ATs or blowing up the Death Star.</p>
<p>Despite this lesson, I fell into this mindset again when I was playtesting DC Universe Online. I was very put out that my character had to have equipment to boost his stats. Sure some heroes need that kind of stuff, but I wanted to play a magical blasting sorcerer, and one that didn't need upgraded gauntlets or boots or belts or what have you.</p>
<p>I've recently gone back to playing DCUO now that its free to play, and honestly, it plays fast and combat is like comic book fights, which is what they should be like. It's appropriate for the genre, and the upgraded equipment tends to “run in the background” and give you a more immediate reward than just XP awards would grant. I'm not saying it's perfect, but it is a better handle on the superhero genre than I originally gave it credit for, because I wanted it, when I was playtesting, to be a DC Universe world simulator, except that isn't really what I wanted. I wanted to feel like my character was doing what I read characters in the comics doing.</p>
<p>What I'm saying is not that there should be no changes to the MMORPG paradigm, but what I am saying is that “make it more real” and “make really fiddly time consuming sub-systems” isn't really innovative. It's been done before, and while I know some people loved Star Wars Galxies, for example, it never really got the penetration that the property should have generated.</p>
<p>I think it's probably best to, instead of trying to imagine you are living in Golarion, try to picture how to capture the feel of what the inspiration material is. Look at Kingmaker, think about what works, and try to figure out how to capture that in a MMORPG. Once you get the feel of the game right, everything else is a matter of tweaks, bumping the investment to reward ratio. </p>
<p>I'll drop back into lurker mode now, but everyone have fun and play nice.</p>Disclaimer: I'm probably not the best person to be discussing this. I've kind of moved on from Pathfinder. If anyone cares about the reasons, or wishes to put things in context, I've called it out here, but I do still play in my friend's Pathfinder campaign:
[Spoiler omitted]
Anyway, here is my take on MMORPG concept, and people wanting to have a world simulator. I've been in this boat a few times. I've even been on the side of making things super detailed and deliberate before to simulate...KnightErrantJR2011-11-27T18:36:26ZRe: Forums: Comics: DC Comics RebootKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mc9x&page=4?DC-Comics-Reboot#1802011-06-28T20:26:39Z2011-06-28T20:26:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">EileenProphetofIstus wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Did this book cover any Legion of Super-Heroes members or their villians. </blockquote><p>Several Legion members plus the Fatal Five, off the top of my head. And if you count the Great Darkness Saga, you've got Darkseid in there as well. ;)EileenProphetofIstus wrote:Did this book cover any Legion of Super-Heroes members or their villians.
Several Legion members plus the Fatal Five, off the top of my head. And if you count the Great Darkness Saga, you've got Darkseid in there as well. ;)KnightErrantJR2011-06-28T20:26:39ZRe: Forums: Comics: DC Comics RebootKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mc9x&page=4?DC-Comics-Reboot#1792011-06-28T20:25:53Z2011-06-28T20:25:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Winn wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Are the original 7 heroes/villains appearing in the new book? If so, I could skip the core and just use my M&M 3e book to save money then. I was interested, but didn't want to spring for what was essentially the same book. </blockquote><p>Yes, the original characters presented in the Hero's Handbook will be in Heroes and Villains, and in fact they have a few tweaks based on some of the comments on the forums about what may or may not have been included in their stat blocks.
<p>The only downside to what you want to do is that you'll be waiting until Volume Two for people that fall after "K" in the alphabet.</p>Matthew Winn wrote:Are the original 7 heroes/villains appearing in the new book? If so, I could skip the core and just use my M&M 3e book to save money then. I was interested, but didn't want to spring for what was essentially the same book.
Yes, the original characters presented in the Hero's Handbook will be in Heroes and Villains, and in fact they have a few tweaks based on some of the comments on the forums about what may or may not have been included in their stat blocks. The only...KnightErrantJR2011-06-28T20:25:53ZRe: Forums: Comics: DC Comics RebootKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mc9x&page=4?DC-Comics-Reboot#1512011-06-26T19:18:29Z2011-06-26T19:18:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> Grant Morrison is.......brainstorming......even as we speak. </blockquote><p>Ah, is that it? I thought I heard bong water bubbling.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Grant Morrison is.......brainstorming......even as we speak.
Ah, is that it? I thought I heard bong water bubbling.KnightErrantJR2011-06-26T19:18:29ZRe: Forums: Comics: DC Comics RebootKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mc9x&page=3?DC-Comics-Reboot#1492011-06-26T04:25:49Z2011-06-26T04:25:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Except maybe they can destroy the new universe Crisis style in a few years. </blockquote><p>Then they can Hypertime in some of the "old" Jim Lee designed characters a few years after that . . . it's like an endless cycle!Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Except maybe they can destroy the new universe Crisis style in a few years.
Then they can Hypertime in some of the "old" Jim Lee designed characters a few years after that . . . it's like an endless cycle!KnightErrantJR2011-06-26T04:25:49ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Immediate action spells are "cheesy?"KnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2men5&page=3?Immediate-action-spells-are-cheesy#1202011-06-26T02:16:04Z2011-06-26T02:16:04Z<p>I am growing to hate immediate actions, more and more, and Paizo has introduced quite a few of them these days.</p>
<p>It's not that I, as a GM, want my players to die, or not to get bonuses, or what have you, but when I'm juggling X number of bad guys and trying to think like the guy I'm portraying, and remembering all the rules and the scenario I'm running, the last thing I want to do is to hear, in the middle of what I'm doing . . . "wait, before you can do that, this happens."</p>
<p>Not only does it disrupt the overall flow of initiative, and not only does it interrupt my GM concentration, it also gives the impression of the guy that has the immediate actions as having multiple actions compared to everyone else in the party, especially if they say, move, ready an action, use their action when readied, and then use their immediate action.</p>
<p>It's a pain, and I thought with it being a known issue it would have been avoided a bit more than it was.</p>I am growing to hate immediate actions, more and more, and Paizo has introduced quite a few of them these days.
It's not that I, as a GM, want my players to die, or not to get bonuses, or what have you, but when I'm juggling X number of bad guys and trying to think like the guy I'm portraying, and remembering all the rules and the scenario I'm running, the last thing I want to do is to hear, in the middle of what I'm doing . . . "wait, before you can do that, this happens."
Not only does it...KnightErrantJR2011-06-26T02:16:04ZRe: Forums: Comics: DC Comics RebootKnightErrantJRhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mc9x&page=3?DC-Comics-Reboot#1472011-06-25T19:36:58Z2011-06-25T19:36:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Capt. D wrote:</div><blockquote> I believe that Superman is the only one that is getting a major reboot in this. If I remember correctly Grant Morrison was given leave to completely redo the origin and history of the character. Of course none of this was motivated by the lawsuits or DC's potential loss of any parts of the Superman mythos in the coming years. This was a completely spontaneous creative decision....yeah.</blockquote><p>It's hard telling, because DC is becoming more and more evasive about what is and isn't changing. In fact, the more people don't seem to want a reboot, the more DC is putting out disclaimers saying that maybe they oversold the whole "Brand New DCU" concept.
<p>If the Tim/Cassie/Conner/Bart Titans are just now getting together, it's a pretty major shift in things, and even if the story is set in the past, Wonder Girl as some kind of shadowy figure and the weird mutant Witchblade girl are new, and bumps Arrowette and Secret out of the whole equation.</p>
<p>Johns and Lee talking about giving the Justice League a "cool" origin is another point of concern. And do they mean this Justice League, or the whole concept of the League? If it's the whole League, having Cyborg as one of the "big seven" pretty radically alters his history with his fellow Titans.</p>
<p>And of course there is the fact that the Red Hood and the Outlaws blurb really makes it sound like Starfire is a new arrival and Roy's history goes straight from Green Arrow's sidekick to the current book.</p>
<p>My fear is that we will never really get an answer as to what is or isn't the baseline, and it will shift, and if something is contradictory, we'll get new Hypertime. Which means there is no point to all of this.</p>Capt. D wrote:I believe that Superman is the only one that is getting a major reboot in this. If I remember correctly Grant Morrison was given leave to completely redo the origin and history of the character. Of course none of this was motivated by the lawsuits or DC's potential loss of any parts of the Superman mythos in the coming years. This was a completely spontaneous creative decision....yeah.
It's hard telling, because DC is becoming more and more evasive about what is and isn't...KnightErrantJR2011-06-25T19:36:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#652011-01-07T23:50:41Z2011-01-07T23:50:41Z<p>Guys, I'm sorry to say this, but as my lack of posts in this area has probably indicated, I'm having a hard time keeping up with this on top of everything else I have on my plate. </p>
<p>I hate to do a pbp fade, but I'm afraid I may have to put this one on the shelf for now. I apologize and appreciate the work everyone put into their characters, as well as the rp moments we've had so far.</p>Guys, I'm sorry to say this, but as my lack of posts in this area has probably indicated, I'm having a hard time keeping up with this on top of everything else I have on my plate.
I hate to do a pbp fade, but I'm afraid I may have to put this one on the shelf for now. I apologize and appreciate the work everyone put into their characters, as well as the rp moments we've had so far.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2011-01-07T23:50:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1342011-01-02T05:26:10Z2011-01-02T05:26:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Allen Anderson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>I look at the tall guy and says "come on try and hit the blind guy" </i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>He is trying to goading the tall guy into hitting Enchantress
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Useing AGILE FEINT 1d20 + 12 </span> </blockquote><p>Waiting for the bad guys turn to see how everything shakes out.Allen Anderson wrote:I look at the tall guy and says "come on try and hit the blind guy"
He is trying to goading the tall guy into hitting Enchantress
Useing AGILE FEINT 1d20 + 12
Waiting for the bad guys turn to see how everything shakes out.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2011-01-02T05:26:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1332011-01-02T05:25:09Z2011-01-02T05:25:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Check = 1d20 (10) + 11 = 21 (I make it:)</p>
<p>Still running (I guess this is today's workout) and still trying to get close enough to choke out the Witchy Woman...maybe even before the fight is over...:) </blockquote><p>You close to 180 feet after you jog up to your opponents.Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:Check = 1d20 (10) + 11 = 21 (I make it:)
Still running (I guess this is today's workout) and still trying to get close enough to choke out the Witchy Woman...maybe even before the fight is over...:)
You close to 180 feet after you jog up to your opponents.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2011-01-02T05:25:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1322011-01-02T05:22:16Z2011-01-02T05:22:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Monitor of Earth 52 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bert growls,"get serious with this." Bert lauches an attack; however, he is trying to shred the Enchantress's costume.</p>
<p>OOC: I am spending a luck point.</p>
<p>Attack: 1d20 + 7
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<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>1d20+9</p>
<p>Even with Scouts sharp claws, Enchantress manages to roll with the slash and make her shimmering energy field absorb most of the effect of Scout's claws.</p>
<p>It remains to be seen if her costume survived the assault, however. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Due to GM misunderstanding, instead of going the way I outlined above, the following actually happened:
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<p>Scout slashes at Enchantress and shreds her costume. She quickly leans forward and covers herself.</p>
<p>"Oh, the gloves are off now Garfield."</p>Monitor of Earth 52 wrote:Patrick McGrath wrote:Bert growls,"get serious with this." Bert lauches an attack; however, he is trying to shred the Enchantress's costume.
OOC: I am spending a luck point.
Attack: 1d20 + 7
Damage 6 (3 penetrating)
For Scout: ** spoiler omitted **
1d20+9
Even with Scouts sharp claws, Enchantress manages to roll with the slash and make her shimmering energy field absorb most of the effect of Scout's claws.
It remains to be seen if her costume survived the...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2011-01-02T05:22:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#642010-12-31T05:55:44Z2010-12-31T05:55:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">AlanM wrote:</div><blockquote><p> As we are now well into the first combat, I think it best that I get a feel for what lengths I can go to for my <b>Call Demon</b> power, as I have it as a <i>Broad Type Variable</i>.
</p>
Mechanically, I want to know about how far I can go with the trade-offs, particularly because of this line in the book: "A disparity of more than 50% between a pair of power
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level limited traits is something to look at closely before
<br />
approving." I know that it is meant more for PCs, but it is still best to check first.
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Also, do you care how I describe/envision them as? I'm not the most familiar individual with the DC universe, particularly when you leave the realms of the heavy hitters, but is anything fair game when summoning a demon from the depths of Hell? Meaning the summonee can be an some sort of monstrous being ten feet tall, composed of the decaying flesh of a hundred corpses, or should I stick to imps/fire demons/gremlins/succubi/incubi/etc...? </blockquote><p>Yeah, I'd like to keep the 50% guideline for summons as well. As far as what dwells in DC Hell . . . DC's Hell is a pretty diverse place with lots of principalities, so just about any horrific lower planar monstrosity should fit.AlanM wrote:As we are now well into the first combat, I think it best that I get a feel for what lengths I can go to for my Call Demon power, as I have it as a Broad Type Variable.
Mechanically, I want to know about how far I can go with the trade-offs, particularly because of this line in the book: "A disparity of more than 50% between a pair of power
level limited traits is something to look at closely before
approving." I know that it is meant more for PCs, but it is still best to check...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T05:55:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1292010-12-31T05:29:40Z2010-12-31T05:29:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Powell AKA Xaphan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Seeing the witch attack his fellow teammate, Nathan rushes forward and without quite knowing why, he thrusts a closed fist towards the Enchantress. Suddenly, reddish-orange light forms a glowing aura around him and accompanied with a tremendous increase in the sulfurous smell in the air, the light swirls down his extended arm and erupts from his fist, changing into a bolt of unearthly flame streaking toward his target. Soaring past the army of dimensional duplicates and past the running martial artist, it unerringly heads towards the Enchantress; moments before impact it suddenly splinters into countless, miniature tongues of brilliant flame, heading straight for the woman clad in green and black.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>Looking down at his fist, still extended and clenched, and then back up at the fight, Nathan's eyes grow wide and he simply says, <b>"Woah."</b> </blockquote><p>The flaming streamers shoot towards the Enchantress.
<p>"Why the Hell did I teach you how to do that?"</p>
<p>While she dodges some of them, many of them slam up against her.</p>
<p>Toughness check:</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29</span></p>
<p>She ducks behind her glowing shield and weathers the Hellfire storm, managing to come out without any serious injuries.</p>Nathaniel Powell AKA Xaphan wrote:Seeing the witch attack his fellow teammate, Nathan rushes forward and without quite knowing why, he thrusts a closed fist towards the Enchantress. Suddenly, reddish-orange light forms a glowing aura around him and accompanied with a tremendous increase in the sulfurous smell in the air, the light swirls down his extended arm and erupts from his fist, changing into a bolt of unearthly flame streaking toward his target. Soaring past the army of dimensional...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T05:29:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1282010-12-31T05:18:48Z2010-12-31T05:18:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> OOC: Can I spend another Luck point, if needed?</p>
<p>Attack: 1d20 + 5 </blockquote><p>Unfortunately, only one hero point per round. Enchantress manages to keep her outfit intact.Patrick McGrath wrote:OOC: Can I spend another Luck point, if needed?
Attack: 1d20 + 5
Unfortunately, only one hero point per round. Enchantress manages to keep her outfit intact.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T05:18:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1252010-12-31T04:52:52Z2010-12-31T04:52:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bert growls,"get serious with this." Bert lauches an attack; however, he is trying to shred the Enchantress's costume.</p>
<p>OOC: I am spending a luck point.</p>
<p>Attack: 1d20 + 7
<br />
Damage 6 (3 penetrating) </blockquote><p>For Scout:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24</span></p>
<p>Even with Scouts sharp claws, Enchantress manages to roll with the slash and make her shimmering energy field absorb most of the effect of Scout's claws.</p>
<p>It remains to be seen if her costume survived the assault, however.</p>Patrick McGrath wrote:Bert growls,"get serious with this." Bert lauches an attack; however, he is trying to shred the Enchantress's costume.
OOC: I am spending a luck point.
Attack: 1d20 + 7
Damage 6 (3 penetrating)
For Scout: [Spoiler omitted]
[dice]1d20+9[/dice]
Even with Scouts sharp claws, Enchantress manages to roll with the slash and make her shimmering energy field absorb most of the effect of Scout's claws.
It remains to be seen if her costume survived the assault, however.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T04:52:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1232010-12-31T04:20:33Z2010-12-31T04:20:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Monitor of Earth 52 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.</span></p>
<p>Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9 </p>
<p></blockquote>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>I'm still running... </blockquote><p>For Backfist:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:Monitor of Earth 52 wrote: Tenfold wrote:I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.
Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9
** spoiler omitted ** I'm still running... For Backfist: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T04:20:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1222010-12-31T04:14:06Z2010-12-31T04:14:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.</span></p>
<p>Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9 </p>
<p></blockquote><p>As all of your alternate forms spread out, running you manage to close in to about 170 feet away from the two Suicide Squad members, as well as Scout and Dirge.Tenfold wrote:I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.
Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9
As all of your alternate forms spread out, running you manage to close in to about 170 feet away from the two Suicide Squad members, as well as Scout and Dirge.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T04:14:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1212010-12-31T04:12:40Z2010-12-31T04:12:40Z<p><b>Round Two</b></p>
<p>I already have Backfist and Tenfold's actions. The rest of you can post as you get a chance.</p>Round Two
I already have Backfist and Tenfold's actions. The rest of you can post as you get a chance.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T04:12:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1202010-12-31T04:08:36Z2010-12-31T04:08:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
<p><i>Dirge attempts to intercept the Enchantress's magical strike with a force blast.</i> <span class=messageboard-ooc>(Using a hero point.)</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Attack: 1d20+4</span></p>
<p><b>How "enchanting"</b><i>, Dirge booms over her radio communication device, her voice dripping with sarcasm.</i><b> Unfortunately, you'll have to do quite a bit better than that, skinny minny.</b> </blockquote><p>As the Enchantress' mystic blast shoots out towards Dirge, she triggers her force blasts and intercepts the mystic energy. For a moment the bolts meet in the middle, then both disperse harmlessly.
<p>"Well, General, they survived first contact. Should we get serious now?"</p>
<p>Enchantress laughs as she winks at the huge man near her.</p>Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:Dirge attempts to intercept the Enchantress's magical strike with a force blast. (Using a hero point.)
Attack: 1d20+4
How "enchanting", Dirge booms over her radio communication device, her voice dripping with sarcasm. Unfortunately, you'll have to do quite a bit better than that, skinny minny.
As the Enchantress' mystic blast shoots out towards Dirge, she triggers her force blasts and intercepts the mystic energy. For a moment the bolts meet in the middle,...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-31T04:08:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1172010-12-30T01:07:15Z2010-12-30T01:07:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.</span></p>
<p>Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9 </p>
<p></blockquote><p>[Spoiler omitted]Tenfold wrote:I'll try an Athletics stunt to run faster. It's looking like I've got to get to the fight, rather than waiting for it to come to me.
Acrobatics (strength): 1d20 + 9
[Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-30T01:07:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1152010-12-29T03:17:29Z2010-12-29T03:17:29Z<p>"I'll take out hippy if it makes you happy. But I was hoping to get a shot at furball and my protege before this is done."</p>
<p>The woman in green looks up at Dirge, waves her hands, and green swirling energy gathers around her hands.</p>
<p>"Ssa rouy uoy dnah ot emit."</p>
<p>"Just kidding. Not all of us spellcasters are lame enough to need to play verbal games just to get our spells to work."</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14</span></p>
<p>The Enchantress blast flies straight for Dirge.</p>
<p>For Dirge:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"I'll take out hippy if it makes you happy. But I was hoping to get a shot at furball and my protege before this is done."
The woman in green looks up at Dirge, waves her hands, and green swirling energy gathers around her hands.
"Ssa rouy uoy dnah ot emit."
"Just kidding. Not all of us spellcasters are lame enough to need to play verbal games just to get our spells to work."
[dice]1d20+9[/dice]
The Enchantress blast flies straight for Dirge.
For Dirge:
[Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-29T03:17:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1142010-12-29T03:09:21Z2010-12-29T03:09:21Z<p>The hulking figure looks toward the female he is with and says, "Enchantress, I say you swat the fly, and I'll take care of the kitty until his friends arrive. Let's see if having teammates is a blessing or a curse for these guys."</p>
<p>The huge, musclebound figure easily covers the distance between him and Scout, twists his face into a wicked, jagged toothed smile, and swings with deceptive speed towards the felinoid.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20</span></p>
<p>The massive brawler swings at Scout and barely misses connecting with him.</p>
<p>"Not bad reflexes. I hate the quick ones."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Eiling misses Scout with his swing.</span></p>The hulking figure looks toward the female he is with and says, "Enchantress, I say you swat the fly, and I'll take care of the kitty until his friends arrive. Let's see if having teammates is a blessing or a curse for these guys."
The huge, musclebound figure easily covers the distance between him and Scout, twists his face into a wicked, jagged toothed smile, and swings with deceptive speed towards the felinoid.
[dice]1d20+12[/dice]
The massive brawler swings at Scout and barely misses...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-29T03:09:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1132010-12-29T03:03:03Z2010-12-29T03:03:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Allen Anderson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Monitor of Earth 52 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Allen Anderson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>After hearing various sound of battle he's rushes around the bend.<b>ooc I use the run action to get in the middle and I make a per. check when I get there for and body that is hidden.</b>1d20 + 13 </i> </p>
<p></blockquote><p><b>For Allen Anderson</b>:
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>OOC oh well here is the Athletics roll 1d20 + 12 </blockquote><p>For Allen:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Allen Anderson wrote:Monitor of Earth 52 wrote: Allen Anderson wrote:After hearing various sound of battle he's rushes around the bend.ooc I use the run action to get in the middle and I make a per. check when I get there for and body that is hidden.1d20 + 13
For Allen Anderson: ** spoiler omitted ** OOC oh well here is the Athletics roll 1d20 + 12 For Allen: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-29T03:03:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1102010-12-27T20:43:36Z2010-12-27T20:43:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> GM:<i>What do I see on the concrete slab? Any vehicles or equipment there? What time of year is it?</i></p>
<p>Assuming the concrete pad is empty of any useful gear, Tenfold continues to move toward the fight. Swallowing his fear, he puts his game face(s) on. He'll spread out as he moves, and his duplicates on the ends will fan out to form a pincer-type formation. </blockquote><p>Forgot the second part of your question, sorry about that:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tenfold wrote:GM:What do I see on the concrete slab? Any vehicles or equipment there? What time of year is it?
Assuming the concrete pad is empty of any useful gear, Tenfold continues to move toward the fight. Swallowing his fear, he puts his game face(s) on. He'll spread out as he moves, and his duplicates on the ends will fan out to form a pincer-type formation.
Forgot the second part of your question, sorry about that: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T20:43:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1092010-12-27T20:41:18Z2010-12-27T20:41:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Allen Anderson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>After hearing various sound of battle he's rushes around the bend.<b>ooc I use the run action to get in the middle and I make a per. check when I get there for and body that is hidden.</b>1d20 + 13 </i> </p>
<p></blockquote><p><b>For Allen Anderson</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Allen Anderson wrote:After hearing various sound of battle he's rushes around the bend.ooc I use the run action to get in the middle and I make a per. check when I get there for and body that is hidden.1d20 + 13
For Allen Anderson: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T20:41:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1072010-12-27T18:16:35Z2010-12-27T18:16:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> GM:<i>What do I see on the concrete slab? Any vehicles or equipment there? What time of year is it?</i></p>
<p>Assuming the concrete pad is empty of any useful gear, Tenfold continues to move toward the fight. Swallowing his fear, he puts his game face(s) on. He'll spread out as he moves, and his duplicates on the ends will fan out to form a pincer-type formation. </blockquote><p><b>For Tenfold</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tenfold wrote:GM:What do I see on the concrete slab? Any vehicles or equipment there? What time of year is it?
Assuming the concrete pad is empty of any useful gear, Tenfold continues to move toward the fight. Swallowing his fear, he puts his game face(s) on. He'll spread out as he moves, and his duplicates on the ends will fan out to form a pincer-type formation.
For Tenfold: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T18:16:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1052010-12-27T16:42:34Z2010-12-27T16:42:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>With the dull roar of functional boot jets, Dirge jumps into the air and hangs there, drifting toward the figures assembled below.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm moving up into the air 100 feet and closing the gap between me and the opposition to 125 feet.</span></p>
<p><i><b>Alright, let's see how this thing works,</b> she thinks to herself, the suit responding at the speed of thought.<b> Transfer servos to repulsors. Engage targeting system. Lock onto that saucy minx down there, and...fire!</b> She raises her arm and sends a blast of pure energy at the Enchantress.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Standard: Ranged Attack: 1d20+4</span> </blockquote><p>(muttering to himself) "I've got to get rocket skates or something."
<p>I'm going to move keeping myself in the middle of two villians (who I believe are standing near each other) I will attempt to slip in and grab Witchy Woman in a chokehold. And if I can secure her then Bert can take his time and feel free to beat her a little bit. </blockquote><p><b>For Backfist</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Will Warfield : AKA "Backfist" wrote:Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:With the dull roar of functional boot jets, Dirge jumps into the air and hangs there, drifting toward the figures assembled below.
I'm moving up into the air 100 feet and closing the gap between me and the opposition to 125 feet.
Alright, let's see how this thing works, she thinks to herself, the suit responding at the speed of thought. Transfer servos to repulsors. Engage targeting system. Lock onto that saucy minx down...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T16:42:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1042010-12-27T16:37:53Z2010-12-27T16:37:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>With the dull roar of functional boot jets, Dirge jumps into the air and hangs there, drifting toward the figures assembled below.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm moving up into the air 100 feet and closing the gap between me and the opposition to 125 feet.</span></p>
<p><i><b>Alright, let's see how this thing works,</b> she thinks to herself, the suit responding at the speed of thought.<b> Transfer servos to repulsors. Engage targeting system. Lock onto that saucy minx down there, and...fire!</b> She raises her arm and sends a blast of pure energy at the Enchantress.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Standard: Ranged Attack: 1d20+4</span> </blockquote><p><b>For Dirge</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>As Dirge's blasters push the Enchantress back and knock her hat off, she sneers at the flying hero.</p>
<p>"That armor makes your hips look big."</p>Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:With the dull roar of functional boot jets, Dirge jumps into the air and hangs there, drifting toward the figures assembled below.
I'm moving up into the air 100 feet and closing the gap between me and the opposition to 125 feet.
Alright, let's see how this thing works, she thinks to herself, the suit responding at the speed of thought. Transfer servos to repulsors. Engage targeting system. Lock onto that saucy minx down there, and...fire! She raises her...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T16:37:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1032010-12-27T16:28:27Z2010-12-27T16:28:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Powell AKA Xaphan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hearing a noise that sounds like Bert talking, Nathan raises an eyebrow and quickly jogs around the bend just in time to see him take a swipe at a woman dressed up like an actual witch. With a whispered <b>"Huh, no time for introductions I suppose,"</b> a faint aroma of brimstone fills his immediate vicinity. The spectacle ahead of him forgotten as he smells the sulfurous scent, he looks around to find its source, but sees nothing obvious and so he turns back to the trio in front of him and watches.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Moving forward 30 feet, presumably can now see the edges of the fight. Also activating the <b>Infernal Protection</b> power, at the max level, so Nathan currently has Toughness 11, 9 of which is Impervious (Damage of 5 or less is automatically ignored).</span> </blockquote><p><b>For Xaphan</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Nathaniel Powell AKA Xaphan wrote:Hearing a noise that sounds like Bert talking, Nathan raises an eyebrow and quickly jogs around the bend just in time to see him take a swipe at a woman dressed up like an actual witch. With a whispered "Huh, no time for introductions I suppose," a faint aroma of brimstone fills his immediate vicinity. The spectacle ahead of him forgotten as he smells the sulfurous scent, he looks around to find its source, but sees nothing obvious and so he turns back to the...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T16:28:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=3?Earth-52#1022010-12-27T16:24:48Z2010-12-27T16:24:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Tenfold has no recourse but to run down the hallway and cover the distance the old fashioned way. While running, he shouts to the others, "should we have a plan? I think we should have a plan!"</p>
<p>Then when he clears the hall and sees that Bert's taking them both on, he yells, "Bert! Stall them! We're coming!"</p>
<p>"I wish we had a plan!" </blockquote><p><b>For Tenfold:</b>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tenfold wrote:Tenfold has no recourse but to run down the hallway and cover the distance the old fashioned way. While running, he shouts to the others, "should we have a plan? I think we should have a plan!"
Then when he clears the hall and sees that Bert's taking them both on, he yells, "Bert! Stall them! We're coming!"
"I wish we had a plan!"
For Tenfold: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T16:24:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#962010-12-27T03:56:29Z2010-12-27T03:56:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bert growls, "Witches should know better than to do that to cat."</p>
<p>Bert will spend his action running (superspeed 4) and taking a swipe at the Enchantress.</p>
<p>Attack (1d20 + 7
<br />
Damage 6 (3 penetrating) </blockquote><p>Scout easily crosses the distance with his speed, trailing the juices of the swamp off of him as he runs.
<p>As he swipes at Enchantress, she just barely anticipates the swing of Bert's surprisingly sharp claws and rolls with his attack, spinning out of the way.</p>
<p>"Ah, poor kitty doesn't like being wet. I understand. But I've been training for years with Bronze Tiger, so you'll have to be a bit more accurate with those claws than that."</p>Patrick McGrath wrote:Bert growls, "Witches should know better than to do that to cat."
Bert will spend his action running (superspeed 4) and taking a swipe at the Enchantress.
Attack (1d20 + 7
Damage 6 (3 penetrating)
Scout easily crosses the distance with his speed, trailing the juices of the swamp off of him as he runs. As he swipes at Enchantress, she just barely anticipates the swing of Bert's surprisingly sharp claws and rolls with his attack, spinning out of the way.
"Ah, poor...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T03:56:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#942010-12-27T02:36:29Z2010-12-27T02:36:29Z<p>Initiative for the PCs:</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23</span></p>
<p>Initiative for the Suicide Squad members:</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2</span></p>
<p>All of our heroes can act first. Post in whatever order, as we're doing initiative by "sides." </p>
<p>Scout is about 50 feet from Eiling and the Enchantress.</p>
<p>Everyone else is about 350 feet away from Eiling and the Enchantress, and 50 feet away from Waller, who is standing to one side of the entrance. Since the hallway curves, no one can clearly see Eiling or the Enchantress yet, but you can see the concrete slab and the swamp around it.</p>Initiative for the PCs:
[dice]1d20+6[/dice]
Initiative for the Suicide Squad members:
[dice]1d20+1[/dice]
All of our heroes can act first. Post in whatever order, as we're doing initiative by "sides."
Scout is about 50 feet from Eiling and the Enchantress.
Everyone else is about 350 feet away from Eiling and the Enchantress, and 50 feet away from Waller, who is standing to one side of the entrance. Since the hallway curves, no one can clearly see Eiling or the Enchantress yet, but you...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T02:36:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#932010-12-27T02:27:45Z2010-12-27T02:27:45Z<p>Scout is suddenly consumed in a burst of green flames, accompanied by a female laughing in a disquieting manner.</p>
<p>A disembodied voice says, "One way or another, I'm going to get you."</p>
<p><b>For Scout:</b></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>The rest of you, after seeing Scout disappear, can easily follow the curve of the hallway out to a large concrete slab attached to the Belle Reve facility, adjacent to the swamp.</p>Scout is suddenly consumed in a burst of green flames, accompanied by a female laughing in a disquieting manner.
A disembodied voice says, "One way or another, I'm going to get you."
For Scout:
[Spoiler omitted]
The rest of you, after seeing Scout disappear, can easily follow the curve of the hallway out to a large concrete slab attached to the Belle Reve facility, adjacent to the swamp.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-27T02:27:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#912010-12-26T15:58:26Z2010-12-26T15:58:26Z<p>Waller taps her watch and says, "Enchantress, the putty tat has stage fright. We might need you to extract him."</p>
<p>For Scout:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Waller taps her watch and says, "Enchantress, the putty tat has stage fright. We might need you to extract him."
For Scout:
[Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-26T15:58:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#832010-12-23T15:49:56Z2010-12-23T15:49:56Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The doors at the far end of the room slide open once again, and Waller enters the room.</span></p>
<p>"Well, Director, if you are finished maligning my reputation and undermining my authority, we've got a training session scheduled."</p>
<p>She looks back at the group.</p>
<p>"Let's get all of you some . . . fresh air. Belle Reve is surrounded by miles and miles of swamp, and our camo holoscreen should make sure no one peeks in on us from above. When you are ready, just follow the lighted panels on the wall."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Light panels turn on the wall, leading out into the hallway and beyond. Waller and the Hermit walk out of the room, but the doors stay open.</span></p>
<p>For everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>The doors at the far end of the room slide open once again, and Waller enters the room.
"Well, Director, if you are finished maligning my reputation and undermining my authority, we've got a training session scheduled."
She looks back at the group.
"Let's get all of you some . . . fresh air. Belle Reve is surrounded by miles and miles of swamp, and our camo holoscreen should make sure no one peeks in on us from above. When you are ready, just follow the lighted panels on the wall."
Light...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-23T15:49:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#622010-12-21T22:37:01Z2010-12-21T22:37:01Z<p>Feeling like crap, one more day of work before my vacation, and must pick up my son from the Marines tonight at 11. Will be updating soon, after I get everything lined up after work tomorrow night, hopefully.</p>Feeling like crap, one more day of work before my vacation, and must pick up my son from the Marines tonight at 11. Will be updating soon, after I get everything lined up after work tomorrow night, hopefully.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-21T22:37:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#762010-12-19T05:00:15Z2010-12-19T05:00:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>"You're putting us up against Task Force X? As in, we're going to spar with them? Former villains?" The numerous Kevins glance at each other with uncertain looks. </blockquote><p>"If it makes you feel any better, I think Eiling and the Enchantress are the only members not on a mission, so you may only be dealing with two of them.
<p>If I read the reports right, I think the Enchantress was involved in your flash training, Mister Powell." He nods towards Nathaniel.</p>Tenfold wrote:"You're putting us up against Task Force X? As in, we're going to spar with them? Former villains?" The numerous Kevins glance at each other with uncertain looks.
"If it makes you feel any better, I think Eiling and the Enchantress are the only members not on a mission, so you may only be dealing with two of them. If I read the reports right, I think the Enchantress was involved in your flash training, Mister Powell." He nods towards Nathaniel.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T05:00:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#742010-12-19T03:23:00Z2010-12-19T03:23:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Uriel Powell wrote:</div><blockquote> Looking up when Trevor entered the room, Nathan listens as he explains Project Fallback to everybody. Raising an eyebrow at the explanation of Waller's past, Nathan looks up and responds, <b>"Well, talk about moving fast. We've been awake for what? An hour? And you already want us to pick a city? Personally, I'd like to learn what the capabilities of everyone is. I mean, I know that we have a guy that can duplicate himself, a gal with some sort of mechanized armor and the ability to talk to computers, a blind guy with a sort of martial art-y look about him, and an amateur crimefighter. And myself, who still has no clue what he can do. Now, I can't speak for everyone else, but I think it would be great if I knew what I was capable of before putting myself in possibly dire situations. So, surely you have some sort of training facility or gym or something, right?"</b> </blockquote><p>"Well, funny you should mention Task Force X and training at the same time. I think your lovely boss already has a session planned with a few of her . . . other agents. Be careful, they may play rough."Nathaniel Uriel Powell wrote:Looking up when Trevor entered the room, Nathan listens as he explains Project Fallback to everybody. Raising an eyebrow at the explanation of Waller's past, Nathan looks up and responds, "Well, talk about moving fast. We've been awake for what? An hour? And you already want us to pick a city? Personally, I'd like to learn what the capabilities of everyone is. I mean, I know that we have a guy that can duplicate himself, a gal with some sort of mechanized armor...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T03:23:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#732010-12-19T03:14:14Z2010-12-19T03:14:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Bert walks over to Trevor and takes a wiff of the air around him.
</p>
Perception (scent): 1d20 + 13 </p>
<p>Bert smiles, "So what cool stuff do we get? Your girlfriend Mrs. Mean was real light on the details. Do we get cool James Bond type stuff? Do you guys have a "Q"? Any chance we could get a round of cocktails? How long have you and the Wallinator been going out? You didn't mention Metropolis...Why are no freaky-deaky bad guys there? What kind of benefits package are you guys offering? Does the Wallinator smile?</blockquote><p>For Scout:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>"Heh, I think your 'Q' is that young lady right over there. As to the Deputy Director . . . I'll assume that you're still disoriented."</p>
<p>Trevor sighs for a moment.</p>
<p>"You had to ask about Metropolis didn't you?"</p>
<p>"I might as well just show you."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Trevor nods to the man at the computer terminal, and one of the larger screens comes on to LNN. You all see news coverage of a bald man wearing green and purple armor rounding up criminals, including a woman with blue skin coursing with electricity. The crawls at the bottom of the screen mention how former President Lex Luthor has reformed his image as Metropolis' new champion.</span></p>
<p>"Waller served in Luthor's administration while he was president, and the first thing she did in her capacity as the head of Project Fallback was to cut a deal to leave Metropolis to Luthor."</p>Patrick McGrath wrote:Bert walks over to Trevor and takes a wiff of the air around him.
Perception (scent): 1d20 + 13 Bert smiles, "So what cool stuff do we get? Your girlfriend Mrs. Mean was real light on the details. Do we get cool James Bond type stuff? Do you guys have a "Q"? Any chance we could get a round of cocktails? How long have you and the Wallinator been going out? You didn't mention Metropolis...Why are no freaky-deaky bad guys there? What kind of benefits package are you guys...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T03:14:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#702010-12-19T01:01:12Z2010-12-19T01:01:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:</div><blockquote> •• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Larkin:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:** spoiler omitted **
For Larkin: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T01:01:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#682010-12-19T00:10:22Z2010-12-19T00:10:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Egos and agendas. All right, now I'm a little more convinced that this is really the government we've signed on with.
</p>
"So, Mr. Trevor, is it? Is this how it's going to be? Waller throwing her weight around, and then you stepping in and making nice? One half of the department spying on the other? You're not putting together a very good first impression." </blockquote><p>"Perhaps not. I'm just trying to be straight with all of you. You have big, big shoes to fill, and I don't want you to get sidetracked from actually fixing the problems with have with Waller's 'big picture' of a government controlled Justice League."Tenfold wrote:"Egos and agendas. All right, now I'm a little more convinced that this is really the government we've signed on with.
"So, Mr. Trevor, is it? Is this how it's going to be? Waller throwing her weight around, and then you stepping in and making nice? One half of the department spying on the other? You're not putting together a very good first impression."
"Perhaps not. I'm just trying to be straight with all of you. You have big, big shoes to fill, and I don't want you to get...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T00:10:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#672010-12-19T00:08:09Z2010-12-19T00:08:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:</div><blockquote> •• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Dirge:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Larkin Leasure, AKA "Dirge" wrote:** spoiler omitted **
For Dirge: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-19T00:08:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#642010-12-18T23:41:18Z2010-12-18T23:41:18Z<p>Trevor holds up his hands.</p>
<p>"Calm down son. I'm just letting you know who your boss was in charge of before you. All of you are meant to be heroes, even if she's used to dealing with less savory types. We <i>want</i> all of you to be on the up and up. You are suppose to be the heroes. Just keep an eye on your boss lady for me."</p>Trevor holds up his hands.
"Calm down son. I'm just letting you know who your boss was in charge of before you. All of you are meant to be heroes, even if she's used to dealing with less savory types. We want all of you to be on the up and up. You are suppose to be the heroes. Just keep an eye on your boss lady for me."Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-18T23:41:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#622010-12-18T22:49:06Z2010-12-18T22:49:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jesse Denos wrote:</div><blockquote> "Nice to meet you Mr. Trevor. I've got a few questions...what's with this Task Force X you mentioned?? I'm itching to be doing something, but I'd like to know what I've signed on for. Are we it?? Or are we all that's left? I feel a bit like scrambled eggs and would like a wide view on the situation presently on the ground. I'm not as smart as my comrades in arms and want the cliff notes."</blockquote><p>Trevor smiles.
<p>"Well, since you're already in Project Fallback, I'm fairly certain I can explain Task Force X. The group is known more informally as the Suicide Squad. Waller has run it on and off for years now."</p>
<p>"Some inmates, those that are more commonly called 'super villains' are offered a pardon in exchange for performing certain missions suited to their talents. If they complete the terms of service, they are pardoned."</p>
<p>"Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, Count Vertigo, Doctor Light, Penguin, Parasite . . . just some of the fine citizens that have been returned to public life due to the fine work of Task Force X."</p>Jesse Denos wrote:"Nice to meet you Mr. Trevor. I've got a few questions...what's with this Task Force X you mentioned?? I'm itching to be doing something, but I'd like to know what I've signed on for. Are we it?? Or are we all that's left? I feel a bit like scrambled eggs and would like a wide view on the situation presently on the ground. I'm not as smart as my comrades in arms and want the cliff notes."
Trevor smiles. "Well, since you're already in Project Fallback, I'm fairly certain I...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-18T22:49:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel&page=2?Earth-52#602010-12-18T17:53:05Z2010-12-18T17:53:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>A tall, fit man, a bit older than Waller, with grey hair, walks into the room. He's wearing a polo shirt with the Department of Metahuman Affairs crest on his left breast, and a pair of slacks.</p>
<p>As he enters the room, Waller, without meeting his eyes, walks out.</span></p>
<p>"I'll be back, don't ruin them for me," Waller says as she walks out.</p>
<p>"Hello all. I'm Steve Trevor. The Department of Metahuman Affairs is my baby, but Waller and Project Fallback weren't under my aegis until a few months ago, so we're still . . . learning how to work together."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Trevor notices that Waller is gone, looks the Hermit up and down, sighs, and looks back at the team.</span></p>
<p>"I know Waller has given you the 'replace the Justice Leauge' speech, but I wanted to give you a more realistic view of things, and tell you what <i>my</i> agenda is. Waller wants you to succeed so the Government gets everything Justice League, lock, stock, and barrel. I want you to find out what happened to them so we can figure out if we can save them, get them back, or mourn them."</p>
<p>"Waller will be your direct supervisor, and your contact with the DMA. But if anything happens that doesn't smell right, I want you to contact <i>me</i>. I won't have Project Fallback becoming another Task Force X."</p>
<p>"You may wonder where you are. Right now we're at the Special Operations Center attached to Belle Reve Federal Penitentiary. Currently the prison is under repairs, after the event that caused Project Fallback to be fully implemented. A few months back, the creature known as Bizarro attacked the prison, freeing all of its inhabitants, claiming that since Superman put so many people in the prison, he should free as many as possible."</p>
<p>"The main concentration of these escapees, as well as the worst uprisings, are in the following locations: Coast City, Star City, Keystone City, Gotham City, and Washington D.C. Your team will be choosing one of these cities, doing your best to pacify that city, and then moving on, until we feel that the public has sufficiently calmed down after this upheaval."</p>
<p>"We don't want you to tell the public that you're working for the government. We want you to be 'concerned citizens' that are helping out, just like the members of the Justice League when they first started out."</p>
<p>"I'll let Waller come back in and put her cynical spin on things, but remember . . . keep an eye out for signs of where the League went, and report anything that doesn't sit right with you back to me . . . directly."</p>
<p>"Oh, and remember, you're suppose to be heroes. If in doubt, ask yourself if Wonder Woman would do it. I've always found her to be a good guide."</p>
<p>"Do you have any questions for me before I let Waller tear back into you?"</p>A tall, fit man, a bit older than Waller, with grey hair, walks into the room. He's wearing a polo shirt with the Department of Metahuman Affairs crest on his left breast, and a pair of slacks.
As he enters the room, Waller, without meeting his eyes, walks out.
"I'll be back, don't ruin them for me," Waller says as she walks out.
"Hello all. I'm Steve Trevor. The Department of Metahuman Affairs is my baby, but Waller and Project Fallback weren't under my aegis until a few months ago, so...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-18T17:53:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#602010-12-18T03:53:39Z2010-12-18T03:53:39Z<p>Tomorrow after I get back from work and have a chance to get some rest, pick up my wife's present, and clear out any residual static from work, I'll advance the storyline. I was planning on moving on tonight, but I'm exhausted after shoveling snow until midnight last night.</p>Tomorrow after I get back from work and have a chance to get some rest, pick up my wife's present, and clear out any residual static from work, I'll advance the storyline. I was planning on moving on tonight, but I'm exhausted after shoveling snow until midnight last night.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-18T03:53:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#592010-12-15T04:47:42Z2010-12-15T04:47:42Z<p>What you pick up isn't any great secret, I just wanted the people that actually picked up on it to have the chance to realize it and impart it to the party if they choose to do so.</p>
<p>Of the options you listed, I'd say 2 is probably closer to what I'm expecting here, more or less.</p>What you pick up isn't any great secret, I just wanted the people that actually picked up on it to have the chance to realize it and impart it to the party if they choose to do so.
Of the options you listed, I'd say 2 is probably closer to what I'm expecting here, more or less.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T04:47:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Monitor's Study: The Earth 52 Discussion ThreadMonitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljgk&page=2?The-Monitors-Study-The-Earth-52-Discussion#572010-12-15T04:00:45Z2010-12-15T04:00:45Z<p>Sooooooo . . . we're going to pretend I didn't use a very lame title like "vice director" and go with something that actually sounds like a real title, like "Deputy Director."</p>
<p>;)</p>Sooooooo . . . we're going to pretend I didn't use a very lame title like "vice director" and go with something that actually sounds like a real title, like "Deputy Director."
;)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T04:00:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#472010-12-15T03:24:31Z2010-12-15T03:24:31Z<p>The rest of you that misread this situation can come up with your reasons for misreading and/or what you inferred from the situation at this point.</p>The rest of you that misread this situation can come up with your reasons for misreading and/or what you inferred from the situation at this point.Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:24:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#462010-12-15T03:23:27Z2010-12-15T03:23:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Bert turns towards one of the Kevins, cupping his hands around his mouth, making a make-shift megaphone and yelling (think Garret Morris doing his bit for the hard of hearing), "Dude look, Mrs. Mean has the hots for the voice." </blockquote><p>This seems exactly like something Scout would assume. ;)Patrick McGrath wrote:Bert turns towards one of the Kevins, cupping his hands around his mouth, making a make-shift megaphone and yelling (think Garret Morris doing his bit for the hard of hearing), "Dude look, Mrs. Mean has the hots for the voice."
This seems exactly like something Scout would assume. ;)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:23:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#452010-12-15T03:22:04Z2010-12-15T03:22:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Larkin Leasure wrote:</div><blockquote> 1d20+2 </blockquote><p><b>For Larkin</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Larkin Leasure wrote:1d20+2
For Larkin: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:22:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#442010-12-15T03:19:28Z2010-12-15T03:19:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Uriel Powell wrote:</div><blockquote> 1d20+2 </blockquote><p><b>For Nathaniel</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Nathaniel Uriel Powell wrote:1d20+2
For Nathaniel: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:19:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#432010-12-15T03:15:22Z2010-12-15T03:15:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Allen Anderson wrote:</div><blockquote> 1d20 + 18 </blockquote><p><b>For Allen:</b>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Allen Anderson wrote:1d20 + 18
For Allen: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:15:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#422010-12-15T03:14:13Z2010-12-15T03:14:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jesse Denos wrote:</div><blockquote> 1d20 + 2 = 17 </blockquote><p><b>For Backfist:</b>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Jesse Denos wrote:1d20 + 2 = 17
For Backfist: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-15T03:14:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#352010-12-14T04:32:53Z2010-12-14T04:32:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenfold wrote:</div><blockquote> 1d20 + 2 </blockquote><p><b>For Tenfold</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tenfold wrote:1d20 + 2
For Tenfold: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-14T04:32:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#332010-12-14T04:02:40Z2010-12-14T04:02:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick McGrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Scout </p>
<p>1d20 + 5 </p>
<p></blockquote><p><b>For Scout</b>:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Patrick McGrath wrote:Scout
1d20 + 5
For Scout: [Spoiler omitted]Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-14T04:02:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Earth 52 (DC Adventures RPG Play by Post)Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2llel?Earth-52#312010-12-14T03:20:00Z2010-12-14T03:20:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Waller watches the group begin to talk amongst itself, as well as listening to the various questions, apparently with growing agitation.</span></p>
<p>"Of course I know your strengths and weaknesses, your physical limitations, and your psychological quirks. Its part of the point of the flash training and our special . . . monitoring.</p>
<p>You don't need to know anything about my associate, here, but if you need a name, you can call him the Hermit. He has a knack for languages and communications, and has proven quite valuable to our operations."</p>
<p>Waller glowers across the group, as if to try and put them all in line.</p>
<p>"Ms. Leisure, you may not remember it, but we have a piece of your handiwork you may want to look over. Maybe it will have some nice stories to tell you. I know that the way you designed it, it doesn't seem to allow any other users to access its controls."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The man at the far side of the room at the computer terminals presses a few buttons, and a suit of powered armor slides out of a storage cabinet at the back of the room.</span></p>
<p>"As to replacing the League . . . that's exactly what you are going to do. The League's assets are administered by a trust established in concert by Lord Industries, the Wayne Foundation, Queen Industries, and Kord Industries. The board of directors is the final arbiter on who constitutes the League, but in the past it hasn't taken an active hand in determining who the League might be, due to the fact that there have always been surviving members or reserve members for the board's deference."</p>
<p>"This time . . . no one can be found. If we can provide a viable League, the rights to everything controlled by the JLA can be placed under the direct control of the Department of Metahuman Affairs. The Watchtower, the Hall of Justice, the bank accounts, the classified information, the confiscated artifacts, all of it back home and safely controlled by us."</p>
<p>"What I need you to do is to show up, stop some villains, visibly, competently, and in publicly acceptable way, and Project Fallback becomes a major budget item with full access to government resources and clearances. We become the superhero standard."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The door at the back of the room buzzes, and a voice comes in on the intercom.</span></p>
<p><i>"Vice Director Waller, Director Trevor wishes to have a word with the Project Fallback members."</i></p>
<p><b>For Everyone:</b></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Waller watches the group begin to talk amongst itself, as well as listening to the various questions, apparently with growing agitation.
"Of course I know your strengths and weaknesses, your physical limitations, and your psychological quirks. Its part of the point of the flash training and our special . . . monitoring.
You don't need to know anything about my associate, here, but if you need a name, you can call him the Hermit. He has a knack for languages and communications, and has...Monitor of Earth 52 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-12-14T03:20:00ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Phil Athans leaves WotCJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kyc9?Phil-Athans-leaves-WotC#162010-06-23T21:41:20Z2010-06-23T21:41:20Z<p>Phil Athans was a novel line editor, and that was his primary job. He wrote a few novels, but he was mainly an editor. Every writer that has mentioned him, at least that I have seen, has had glowing things to say about the man. So yeah, I get people may not have liked some of the books he wrote himself, but if you don't actually know what job he was laid off of, perhaps its best not to kick a man when he's down.</p>Phil Athans was a novel line editor, and that was his primary job. He wrote a few novels, but he was mainly an editor. Every writer that has mentioned him, at least that I have seen, has had glowing things to say about the man. So yeah, I get people may not have liked some of the books he wrote himself, but if you don't actually know what job he was laid off of, perhaps its best not to kick a man when he's down.Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-06-23T21:41:20ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Eidelon and Summoner trump any fighter it seemsJared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kwws&page=2?Eidelon-and-Summoner-trump-any-fighter-it-seems#972010-06-22T02:55:56Z2010-06-22T02:55:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Peter Stewart wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Sounds like, if that was the only change, a very bad one. I've seen a summoner in play at level 11 with full use of his summoning, and haven't been impressed. I've also seen one the last few weeks in a dungeon in which he can't use his summon monster SLAs, where he's been all but useless. Literally his only contribution in the last combats has been buffs provided by him, which a sorcerer could have done better.</p>
<p>Of course, we don't know what other changes they have planned to keep the class viable, so I'll hold of any final judgement of the class until we see the final version.</p>
<p>The Eidolon is, in my experience, too fragile to be an effective combatant, and has too low of an attack bonus on average relative to the fighter. This is of course, as stated, based on my experiences, which have been known to vary with the majorities. For instance, I've never had an issue some have with the fighter being worthless or underpowered. Quite the contrary really. </blockquote><p>Yeah, I'll be interested in seeing the final version of this, but I do worry a bit that we went from "hey, I'm a summoner, and my two tricks in combat are to buff my Eidolon and summon another monster," to "Hey, I can . . . buff my Eidolon . . . who needs an aid another? . . . anyone?"Peter Stewart wrote:Sounds like, if that was the only change, a very bad one. I've seen a summoner in play at level 11 with full use of his summoning, and haven't been impressed. I've also seen one the last few weeks in a dungeon in which he can't use his summon monster SLAs, where he's been all but useless. Literally his only contribution in the last combats has been buffs provided by him, which a sorcerer could have done better.
Of course, we don't know what other changes they have planned...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-06-22T02:55:56ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Incantations from the Other Side: Spirit Magic (PFRPG)Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8fgo/discuss?Incantations-from-the-Other-Side-Spirit-Magic#42010-07-18T17:35:19Z2010-06-22T02:53:38Z<p>I love incantations, and it was well written, but at the same time, I almost felt that there was some too specific information in some of the write ups that made me feel a bit more compelled to either adopt conceits into my campaign to work with the concepts or to work on how to "genericize" the more specific content.</p>
<p>That and it does move a bit away from the original concept of "do something in ritual form to create something similar to an existing spell effect" to performing rituals that do stuff that don't map to existing spell effects exactly, which, while cool, makes it harder to judge how well something like this will fit the flavor of a campaign.</p>
<p>I don't want to sound negative, because its actually really well written, and maybe if I was creating a campaign world from the ground up I'd use this as part of the groundwork, but I'm not sure I want to try and make it fit into my Golarion campaign, for example, and I would have felt the same way back in my days of running Forgotten Realms.</p>I love incantations, and it was well written, but at the same time, I almost felt that there was some too specific information in some of the write ups that made me feel a bit more compelled to either adopt conceits into my campaign to work with the concepts or to work on how to "genericize" the more specific content.
That and it does move a bit away from the original concept of "do something in ritual form to create something similar to an existing spell effect" to performing rituals that...Jared Rascher (alias of KnightErrantJR)2010-06-22T02:53:38ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Player Companion: Dwarves of Golarion: Give me a low-downHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kb8c?Dwarves-of-Golarion-Give-me-a-lowdown#92009-12-30T03:45:24Z2009-12-30T03:45:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sean K Reynolds wrote:</div><blockquote> If your PCs are at the high fantasy level, you probably should crank up the cohorts as well, otherwise they're Rick Jones to your Hulk. </blockquote><p>Hulk smash Rick Jones! Puny Jones hang out with Captain America and ROM! Hulk hate superhero groupie sidekick whores!
<p>(But Hulk guess its okay since Hulk nailed Rick's wife)</p>Sean K Reynolds wrote:If your PCs are at the high fantasy level, you probably should crank up the cohorts as well, otherwise they're Rick Jones to your Hulk.
Hulk smash Rick Jones! Puny Jones hang out with Captain America and ROM! Hulk hate superhero groupie sidekick whores! (But Hulk guess its okay since Hulk nailed Rick's wife)Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-12-30T03:45:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Tarlane's Crypt of the EverflameThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4cu?Tarlanes-Crypt-of-the-Everflame#452009-11-10T03:39:54Z2009-11-10T03:39:53Z<p>Thindar is so used to his mentor picking up on any track that he notices, he almost forgets to mention to the rest of the party, but then calls to the rest.</p>
<p>"Someone has been walking around here, probably someone with a walking stick or a cane. He's been all over around here. Most likely an adult male of one of the taller races."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Knowledge (Nature) check, <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17</span></span></p>Thindar is so used to his mentor picking up on any track that he notices, he almost forgets to mention to the rest of the party, but then calls to the rest.
"Someone has been walking around here, probably someone with a walking stick or a cane. He's been all over around here. Most likely an adult male of one of the taller races."
Knowledge (Nature) check, [dice]1d20+5[/dice]Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T03:39:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Tarlane's Crypt of the EverflameThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4cu?Tarlanes-Crypt-of-the-Everflame#432009-11-10T02:25:21Z2009-11-10T02:25:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Beilin Elzra wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I don't see any need to wander off the path. </p>
<p><b>"Let's get a move on, it may be warm now but I bet it cools down a great deal once the sun get's behind those trees."</b></p>
<p>Pointing towards the dense trees to the west. </blockquote><p>After Beilin mentions the weather after dark, Thindar takes a look at the sky and pays attention to the wind for a few moments.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Thindar being to silently berate himself for not remembering his mentor's teachings as well as he would like.</p>Beilin Elzra wrote:I don't see any need to wander off the path.
"Let's get a move on, it may be warm now but I bet it cools down a great deal once the sun get's behind those trees."
Pointing towards the dense trees to the west.
After Beilin mentions the weather after dark, Thindar takes a look at the sky and pays attention to the wind for a few moments. [Spoiler omitted]
Thindar being to silently berate himself for not remembering his mentor's teachings as well as he would like.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T02:25:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#492009-11-10T02:18:41Z2009-11-10T02:18:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> DM:
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Tsadok:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:DM:
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For Tsadok: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T02:18:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#482009-11-10T02:13:29Z2009-11-10T02:13:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mario Nedraid wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Mario will concentrate on the Golem game for the second circle, betting five silver teeth at a time. He will try to win the three gold eyes for passage to the Erebus circle that way. </p>
<p>When he does win that much, he will make one stop at the Goulette table for a single spin for the minimum bet. Then he will pay for the next circle. </blockquote><p>For Mario:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Mario Nedraid wrote:Mario will concentrate on the Golem game for the second circle, betting five silver teeth at a time. He will try to win the three gold eyes for passage to the Erebus circle that way.
When he does win that much, he will make one stop at the Goulette table for a single spin for the minimum bet. Then he will pay for the next circle.
For Mario: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T02:13:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#472009-11-10T01:37:30Z2009-11-10T01:37:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I will just stick with the current roll</span></p>
<p>After her game at that table Lyre has a shot at the Ghoulette table</p>
<p>Gambling role</p>
<p>1d20 </blockquote><p>For Tippy and Lyre:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Lyre wrote:I will just stick with the current roll
After her game at that table Lyre has a shot at the Ghoulette table
Gambling role
1d20
For Tippy and Lyre: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T01:37:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Tarlane's Crypt of the EverflameThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4cu?Tarlanes-Crypt-of-the-Everflame#412009-11-10T01:31:59Z2009-11-10T01:31:59Z<p>Thindar moves about twelve "paces" ahead of the rest of the party, and starts to look around at the ground and the surrounding area.</p>
<p>For the GM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Thindar beings to wander off, looking around at his surroundings and down at the ground. To no one in particular, Thindar says absently, "I hope no one took me not wanting to carry the lantern the wrong way."</p>Thindar moves about twelve "paces" ahead of the rest of the party, and starts to look around at the ground and the surrounding area.
For the GM:
[Spoiler omitted]
Thindar beings to wander off, looking around at his surroundings and down at the ground. To no one in particular, Thindar says absently, "I hope no one took me not wanting to carry the lantern the wrong way."Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T01:31:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=9?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#4052009-11-10T01:25:13Z2009-11-10T01:25:11Z<p>Tham calls down to the folk, to see how responsive they are.</p>
<p>"If anyone needs any water, I've got some for you," Tham says, and tries to toss his waterskins down to any of the people in the pit that might be paying attention.</p>
<p>"Of course, this is one time I didn't bring a rope. Did anyone else think to bring one? Mask's shadowparts, but this has been a long night."</p>Tham calls down to the folk, to see how responsive they are.
"If anyone needs any water, I've got some for you," Tham says, and tries to toss his waterskins down to any of the people in the pit that might be paying attention.
"Of course, this is one time I didn't bring a rope. Did anyone else think to bring one? Mask's shadowparts, but this has been a long night."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-10T01:25:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#432009-11-09T04:08:11Z2009-11-09T04:08:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Tsadok remains watchful for his research partner, looking towards the gambling with an interest in who will win. It all seems a bit strange to him, watching these people gamble with their souls, or at least looking like they do. </i> </blockquote><p>For Tsadok:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:Tsadok remains watchful for his research partner, looking towards the gambling with an interest in who will win. It all seems a bit strange to him, watching these people gamble with their souls, or at least looking like they do.
For Tsadok: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-09T04:08:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#422009-11-09T04:01:43Z2009-11-09T04:01:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tippello Tabinero wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Tippello grimaces at the muttering players in something that doesn't quite represent a smile and pats Lyre on the shoulder.</i></p>
<p>I'm sure they don't mean anything by their idle chatter Lyre.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tippy uses "Bit of Luck" on Lyre (letting her use two d20 rolls for her next roll and choose the best.</span></p>
<p>Come on fellows be nice to the lady, she's just having some fun.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tippy uses Diplomacy on the other players to hopefully make them friendlier 1d20+7.</span> </blockquote><p>For Tippello:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tippello Tabinero wrote:Tippello grimaces at the muttering players in something that doesn't quite represent a smile and pats Lyre on the shoulder.
I'm sure they don't mean anything by their idle chatter Lyre.
Tippy uses "Bit of Luck" on Lyre (letting her use two d20 rolls for her next roll and choose the best.
Come on fellows be nice to the lady, she's just having some fun.
Tippy uses Diplomacy on the other players to hopefully make them friendlier 1d20+7.
For Tippello: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-09T04:01:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#412009-11-09T03:55:33Z2009-11-09T03:55:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Antianel Jastieth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Antianel watches Vancaskerin's display with a slight frown, looking from the casino owner up to the caged creature - some kind of devil? - and back again. Once the speech is over, Antianel turns toward the cashier's cage, buying a couple of gold pieces' worth of silver teeth. He wanders from one game to another, losing his chips slowly, paying more attention to the building and the employees than to what's happening to his money.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Mostly playing dice games like bounder, with at least one spin at ghoulette out of sheer morbid curiosity.</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>Profession (gambler): 1d20 + 1</span> </blockquote><p>For Antianel:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Antianel Jastieth wrote:Antianel watches Vancaskerin's display with a slight frown, looking from the casino owner up to the caged creature - some kind of devil? - and back again. Once the speech is over, Antianel turns toward the cashier's cage, buying a couple of gold pieces' worth of silver teeth. He wanders from one game to another, losing his chips slowly, paying more attention to the building and the employees than to what's happening to his money.
Mostly playing dice games like...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-09T03:55:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#402009-11-09T03:48:11Z2009-11-09T03:48:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mario Nedraid wrote:</div><blockquote> Mario will try two rounds at each table, betting the minimum, just testing out which one he's best at. After that he will buy his way to the next circle of hell. Then he'll start betting five silver teeth on the games he's good at. </blockquote><p>For Mario:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Mario Nedraid wrote:Mario will try two rounds at each table, betting the minimum, just testing out which one he's best at. After that he will buy his way to the next circle of hell. Then he'll start betting five silver teeth on the games he's good at.
For Mario: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-09T03:48:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#392009-11-09T03:17:39Z2009-11-09T03:17:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Lyre is some what put off by the thugs and decides to move on to another table at least till some of the current group at the golem table leave she decides to give the Bounder game a shot putting in 2 silver
</p>
Gamble check</p>
<p>1d20 </blockquote><p>For Lyre:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Lyre wrote:Lyre is some what put off by the thugs and decides to move on to another table at least till some of the current group at the golem table leave she decides to give the Bounder game a shot putting in 2 silver
Gamble check1d20
For Lyre: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-09T03:17:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#322009-11-08T04:17:30Z2009-11-08T04:17:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mario Nedraid wrote:</div><blockquote> •• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Mario:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Mario Nedraid wrote:** spoiler omitted **
For Mario: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-08T04:17:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#292009-11-08T01:41:40Z2009-11-08T01:41:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Since the current game is going so well she decides to stick with it this time putting in a bigger stake of 7 silver</p>
<p>1d20 + 8 </blockquote><p>Lyre spends a few more minutes at the Golem table, and it becomes apparent that the other participants at the table can't quite read the little gnome. Once again, Lyre manages to beat all of the other players and the Golem hand as well.
<p>Lyre wins back her seven Silver Teeth, and gains seven more Silver Teeth.</p>
<p>Lyre does notices that several of the others at the table, many of whom are the rough and tumble crowd native to this section of Riddleport, begin to glare and the little gnome and begin speaking of violent exploits in their pasts.</p>
<p>For Lyre:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Lyre wrote:Since the current game is going so well she decides to stick with it this time putting in a bigger stake of 7 silver
1d20 + 8
Lyre spends a few more minutes at the Golem table, and it becomes apparent that the other participants at the table can't quite read the little gnome. Once again, Lyre manages to beat all of the other players and the Golem hand as well. Lyre wins back her seven Silver Teeth, and gains seven more Silver Teeth.
Lyre does notices that several of the others...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-08T01:41:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#272009-11-08T00:26:34Z2009-11-08T00:26:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hmm, Tsadok thinks to himself. He motions for one of the succubi "waitresses" to come over to him, and he inquires "What will it cost me to watch these poor folk lose their souls?" </p>
<p>Sighing, he finds the whole display a little ostentatious for his tastes. Although the caged imp does seem rather angry... and real. </blockquote><p>The "succubi" winks at Tsadok and says, "Only the cost of a drink. Do you want the good stuff or the cheap stuff? If you want the cheap stuff, I know a cleric of Cayden that can keep an eye on you."
<p>She laughs after she tells you this.</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:Hmm, Tsadok thinks to himself. He motions for one of the succubi "waitresses" to come over to him, and he inquires "What will it cost me to watch these poor folk lose their souls?"
Sighing, he finds the whole display a little ostentatious for his tastes. Although the caged imp does seem rather angry... and real.
The "succubi" winks at Tsadok and says, "Only the cost of a drink. Do you want the good stuff or the cheap stuff? If you want the cheap stuff, I know a...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-08T00:26:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#262009-11-08T00:23:25Z2009-11-08T00:23:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mario Nedraid wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "This actually intrigues me Ormizd. I believe I will enter the tournament as well!"
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>Mario will stumble over to the cashier, flirt with any good looking women, and shell out 20 gold pieces to get 20 copper hearts, 18 silver teeth and 18 gold eyes.</span> </blockquote><p>After one of the attendant "succubi" helps you to cash out your coins for tokens (and appears rather impressed with the amount of coin being changed), you have your "chips" to enter the games.
<p>Do you have a particular game you wish to try out?</p>Mario Nedraid wrote:"This actually intrigues me Ormizd. I believe I will enter the tournament as well!"
Mario will stumble over to the cashier, flirt with any good looking women, and shell out 20 gold pieces to get 20 copper hearts, 18 silver teeth and 18 gold eyes.
After one of the attendant "succubi" helps you to cash out your coins for tokens (and appears rather impressed with the amount of coin being changed), you have your "chips" to enter the games. Do you have a particular game you...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-08T00:23:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#252009-11-08T00:21:54Z2009-11-08T00:21:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> After looking over all of the tables Lyre decides that Golem is the one she would have the most luck with and starts there betting 2 silver Teeth</p>
<p>Bluff check</p>
<p>1d20 + 8 </blockquote><p>After the attendants bring a box to prop Lyre up a bit so that she can see the table spread, the game commences. Not only does Lyre do well with her betting, but she beats everyone including the Golem hand, and all of the other players fail to beat the Golem as well.
<p>Lyre wins back her two Silver Teeth and gains an additional two Silver Teeth.</p>
<p>Do you wish to continue playing hands of Golem, or do you wish to go to another game?</p>Lyre wrote:After looking over all of the tables Lyre decides that Golem is the one she would have the most luck with and starts there betting 2 silver Teeth
Bluff check
1d20 + 8
After the attendants bring a box to prop Lyre up a bit so that she can see the table spread, the game commences. Not only does Lyre do well with her betting, but she beats everyone including the Golem hand, and all of the other players fail to beat the Golem as well. Lyre wins back her two Silver Teeth and gains an...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-08T00:21:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#212009-11-07T16:36:36Z2009-11-07T16:36:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Lyre uses all her gold to buy chips giving her a grand total of 10 silver chips </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Also are any of the games able to be played using skills like bluff?</span> </blockquote><p>For Lyre:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Lyre wrote:Lyre uses all her gold to buy chips giving her a grand total of 10 silver chips
Also are any of the games able to be played using skills like bluff?
For Lyre: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-07T16:36:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#192009-11-07T04:44:16Z2009-11-07T04:44:16Z<p>For Antianel:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>After the man situates himself, the following occurs (for everyone):</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For anyone that wants to sign up for the tournament:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For anyone going into the tournament:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>The game descriptions:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Antianel:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]
After the man situates himself, the following occurs (for everyone):
[Spoiler omitted]
For anyone that wants to sign up for the tournament:
[Spoiler omitted]
For anyone going into the tournament:
[Spoiler omitted]
The game descriptions:
[Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-07T04:44:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Tarlane's Crypt of the EverflameThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4cu?Tarlanes-Crypt-of-the-Everflame#112009-11-06T22:13:52Z2009-11-06T22:13:52Z<p>Thindar feels a bit more confident now that he's a bit more in his element than he was in the inn surrounded by townsfolk. The idea of travel and the wilds sets Thindar's minds to his training and his drive to prove himself.</p>
<p>"While I'd appreciate the honor of carrying the light, my eyes are . . . better in the dark, and I'd rather keep my senses as sharp as possible once we get the flame lit."</p>Thindar feels a bit more confident now that he's a bit more in his element than he was in the inn surrounded by townsfolk. The idea of travel and the wilds sets Thindar's minds to his training and his drive to prove himself.
"While I'd appreciate the honor of carrying the light, my eyes are . . . better in the dark, and I'd rather keep my senses as sharp as possible once we get the flame lit."Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T22:13:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#152009-11-06T21:40:26Z2009-11-06T21:40:26Z<p>For everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:40:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#142009-11-06T21:32:45Z2009-11-06T21:32:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tippello Tabinero wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>DM:
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Tipello:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tippello Tabinero wrote:DM:
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For Tipello: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:32:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#132009-11-06T21:28:55Z2009-11-06T21:28:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ormizd wrote:</div><blockquote><p> As he steps in he is amazed at the speacale around him.</p>
<p>"This will make a good tail someday right..." as he look for his traveling companion. </blockquote><p>For Ormizd:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>ormizd wrote:As he steps in he is amazed at the speacale around him.
"This will make a good tail someday right..." as he look for his traveling companion.
For Ormizd: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:28:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#122009-11-06T21:27:54Z2009-11-06T21:27:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mario Nedraid wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Mario:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Mario Nedraid wrote:** spoiler omitted **
For Mario: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:27:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#112009-11-06T21:25:18Z2009-11-06T21:25:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>DM:
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Tsadock:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:DM:
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For Tsadock: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:25:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#102009-11-06T21:22:56Z2009-11-06T21:22:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Antianel Jastieth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Antianel steps warily into the Gold Goblin, a frown fixed on his face. He pays little attention to the shapely "succubi" at the door, handing over his gold piece with barely more than a grunt. As he steps into the casino, he is slightly surprised that no one objects to the long curved blade strapped to his back; then again, the guards are likely not for show.</p>
<p>When one of the drink-laden serving girls passes with a tray, the tall elf takes a glass absently, moving through the room with no eyes for the games. He is looking for something, though. </blockquote><p>For Antianel:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Antianel Jastieth wrote:Antianel steps warily into the Gold Goblin, a frown fixed on his face. He pays little attention to the shapely "succubi" at the door, handing over his gold piece with barely more than a grunt. As he steps into the casino, he is slightly surprised that no one objects to the long curved blade strapped to his back; then again, the guards are likely not for show.
When one of the drink-laden serving girls passes with a tray, the tall elf takes a glass absently, moving...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:22:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#92009-11-06T21:20:44Z2009-11-06T21:20:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote> "Pardon me, Excuse me coming through" A small female voice shouts out as it's owner weaves in and out of the crowds of tall folk. Eventually the owner a Pink haired Gnome manages to weave her way to the main entrance of the Gold Goblin entrance Paying her entrance fee she pauses outside for a minute or two as if waiting for someone. </blockquote><p>For Lyre:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Lyre wrote:"Pardon me, Excuse me coming through" A small female voice shouts out as it's owner weaves in and out of the crowds of tall folk. Eventually the owner a Pink haired Gnome manages to weave her way to the main entrance of the Gold Goblin entrance Paying her entrance fee she pauses outside for a minute or two as if waiting for someone.
For Lyre: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-06T21:20:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#332009-11-04T02:34:00Z2009-11-04T02:33:59Z<p>"I've heard bad luck is just what you have when the gods are resting, so lets hope they've had a good night's rest for us tomorrow," Thindar says.</p>
<p>After saying this, he stops for a moment to say a quick prayer to Erastil, making sure to let his god know that the comment was only meant in jest.</p>"I've heard bad luck is just what you have when the gods are resting, so lets hope they've had a good night's rest for us tomorrow," Thindar says.
After saying this, he stops for a moment to say a quick prayer to Erastil, making sure to let his god know that the comment was only meant in jest.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-04T02:33:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#342010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-04T01:36:52Z<p>The actual pbp thread is up and running. You can find it here:</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/gaming/playByPost/secondDarknessKEJRsPathfinderRPGPlayByPost" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">KEJR's Second Darkness PbP</a></p>
<p>Everyone can "arrive" when they post to the thread, although I am assuming that our halfling and gnome friends will be arriving at the same time.</p>The actual pbp thread is up and running. You can find it here:
KEJR's Second Darkness PbP
Everyone can "arrive" when they post to the thread, although I am assuming that our halfling and gnome friends will be arriving at the same time.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-04T01:36:52ZForums: Play-by-Post: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k42p?Second-Darkness#12012-11-15T22:15:43Z2009-11-04T01:35:07Z<p><b>14 Arodus, 4708 AR</b></p>
<p>The day is clear and bright, a warm but tolerable day in Arodus, with the only thing to mar the view of the sky is Riddleport's now ever-present Blot, the dark blemish that has made the infamous port even more well known.</p>
<p>You find yourselves in the run down section of town near the wharves that is also the home to the Golden Goblin Gambling Hall. As you approach the Gambling Hall, you see the following:</p>
<p>Description:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>You can hear a great deal of activity within the structure, and for good or ill, what has brought you to the Goblin won't be found by standing outside of its doors.</p>
<p>For anyone that enters the Goblin:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>14 Arodus, 4708 AR
The day is clear and bright, a warm but tolerable day in Arodus, with the only thing to mar the view of the sky is Riddleport's now ever-present Blot, the dark blemish that has made the infamous port even more well known.
You find yourselves in the run down section of town near the wharves that is also the home to the Golden Goblin Gambling Hall. As you approach the Gambling Hall, you see the following:
Description:
[Spoiler omitted]
You can hear a great deal of...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-04T01:35:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#332010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-04T01:33:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Still paying attention here, friends. </p>
<p>DM:
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Darkmeer:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:Still paying attention here, friends.
DM:
** spoiler omitted **
For Darkmeer: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-04T01:33:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#272009-11-04T00:51:33Z2009-11-04T00:51:30Z<p>Thindar takes the offered mug, smiles quickly, and takes a drink. He then looks at the halfling server and asks a simple question.</p>
<p>"Beef?"</p>
<p>For the GM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Thindar takes the offered mug, smiles quickly, and takes a drink. He then looks at the halfling server and asks a simple question.
"Beef?"
For the GM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-04T00:51:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#322010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T23:58:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Still paying attention here, friends. </p>
<p>DM:
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Darkmeer:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tsadok Duskwalker wrote:Still paying attention here, friends.
DM:
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For Darkmeer: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T23:58:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#312010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T22:13:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Antianel Jastieth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> GM:</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Shisumo:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Antianel Jastieth wrote:GM:
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For Shisumo: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T22:13:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#212009-11-03T04:25:17Z2009-11-03T04:25:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Beilin Elzra wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>"True words Thindar, that speak great wisdom, eat when you can."</b></p>
<p>Looking sidelong at Veilos </p>
<p><b>"Is there such a thing as unnecessary drink?"</b></p>
<p>With that and as if to agree with Veilos's laughter Beilin tips his tankard upright and drains it all, meticulously wiping his chin afterwards. </p>
<p><b>"Oh my I seem to be empty again, Veilos your cup looks dry shall I fetch you another round as well? What about you Thindar? Naria?"</b></p>
<p></blockquote><p>"If they've got a good, dark stout, I'll take it." Thindar nearly adds what his mother used to say about drinking a loaf of bread, but thinks better of it.Beilin Elzra wrote:"True words Thindar, that speak great wisdom, eat when you can."
Looking sidelong at Veilos
"Is there such a thing as unnecessary drink?"
With that and as if to agree with Veilos's laughter Beilin tips his tankard upright and drains it all, meticulously wiping his chin afterwards.
"Oh my I seem to be empty again, Veilos your cup looks dry shall I fetch you another round as well? What about you Thindar? Naria?"
"If they've got a good, dark stout, I'll take it." Thindar...Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T04:25:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#202009-11-03T04:22:48Z2009-11-03T04:22:48Z<p>"I'd be a better hunter if I hadn't broken that damned composite bow that Arnama let me use. I guess I pulled a bit harder than I should have with it. I've still got my hunting spear though."</p>
<p>Thindar begins to rattle off stories of hunting and tromping through the wilderness, but as soon as he realizes that he is getting on a roll speaking, he stops himself, afraid that he might have spoken too much, or given away too much by admitting the accident with the bow.</p>
<p>"I took a deer down with one throw with my spear," he says, trying to repair any potential damage to his reputation that his comments might have caused to his companions. He is about to say more, but then realizes how defensive his comments sound.</p>"I'd be a better hunter if I hadn't broken that damned composite bow that Arnama let me use. I guess I pulled a bit harder than I should have with it. I've still got my hunting spear though."
Thindar begins to rattle off stories of hunting and tromping through the wilderness, but as soon as he realizes that he is getting on a roll speaking, he stops himself, afraid that he might have spoken too much, or given away too much by admitting the accident with the bow.
"I took a deer down with one...Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T04:22:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#262010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T04:13:20Z<p>As soon as I hear from Tilquinith about Tippello and Lyre, we'll get going. As you can likely surmise from looking at the campaign traits, we'll be starting the adventure at the Golden Goblin Gambling Hall.</p>
<p>Before we actually start at the Golden Goblin, however, if anyone has anything that they have been researching or asking around about, let me know what it is you have been asking/researching, and let me know what the roll for that research/question is, and I'll let you know what you start the campaign knowing.</p>As soon as I hear from Tilquinith about Tippello and Lyre, we'll get going. As you can likely surmise from looking at the campaign traits, we'll be starting the adventure at the Golden Goblin Gambling Hall.
Before we actually start at the Golden Goblin, however, if anyone has anything that they have been researching or asking around about, let me know what it is you have been asking/researching, and let me know what the roll for that research/question is, and I'll let you know what you start...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T04:13:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#172009-11-03T03:53:35Z2009-11-03T03:53:34Z<p>Thindar looks cautiously around as the others gather near.</p>
<p>"Arnama always says when someone is offering, take the food, because outside of town you never know when the next meal is going to cross your path."</p>
<p>Thindar looks for a moment at the others, almost waiting for some kind of rebuke for speaking. He's very clearly testing the waters with his pedestrian conversation.</p>Thindar looks cautiously around as the others gather near.
"Arnama always says when someone is offering, take the food, because outside of town you never know when the next meal is going to cross your path."
Thindar looks for a moment at the others, almost waiting for some kind of rebuke for speaking. He's very clearly testing the waters with his pedestrian conversation.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T03:53:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#142009-11-03T02:24:13Z2009-11-03T02:24:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Naria wrote:</div><blockquote> Noticing Thandar sitting a short distance away Naria rises from her chair and approaches calling over to him "Hey come on ya big lug it's not like any of us bite you know." </blockquote><p>Thindar blushes a little, and attempts a bit of an awkward bow. While Thindar is actually quite nimble and sure footed, whenever he gets in situations where he can over think his actions, he comes across as much less coordinated than he actually is.
<p>"Ah, certainly . . . Miss Naria," Thindar says, and he stalls a bit trying to remember the halfling's name from around town.</p>Naria wrote:Noticing Thandar sitting a short distance away Naria rises from her chair and approaches calling over to him "Hey come on ya big lug it's not like any of us bite you know."
Thindar blushes a little, and attempts a bit of an awkward bow. While Thindar is actually quite nimble and sure footed, whenever he gets in situations where he can over think his actions, he comes across as much less coordinated than he actually is. "Ah, certainly . . . Miss Naria," Thindar says, and he stalls...Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T02:24:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#252010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T01:44:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote> Would you like me to rewrite some of the background or does it work fine as is? </blockquote><p>If it works out that its okay to be friends with Tipello, the only real change would be that Tipello ran into you shortly after you arrived and has been trying to keep you from getting into trouble when you are out of your element. Nothing you need to note, as we'll know it going forward.Lyre wrote:Would you like me to rewrite some of the background or does it work fine as is?
If it works out that its okay to be friends with Tipello, the only real change would be that Tipello ran into you shortly after you arrived and has been trying to keep you from getting into trouble when you are out of your element. Nothing you need to note, as we'll know it going forward.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T01:44:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Kassen VillageThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3ui?Kassen-Village#122009-11-03T01:42:27Z2009-11-03T01:42:27Z<p>A plain, but solidly built young man walks into the inn. His hair is still wet from bathing recently, and his clothes are still a bit damp from being scrubbed clean and put back on as quickly as possible.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Thindar is actually pretty fastidious when he's close to civilization, because one of the things he knows that people assume about half-orcs is their lack of hygenic practices.</span></p>
<p>Thindar picks up a haunch of meat, quite hungry from his work finding and identifying tracks from the area. Thindar begins to tear into the food, and then stops and more slowly enjoys his repast.</p>
<p>Thindar is a bit hesitant to approach the rest of the young people that will be a part of the ceremony. While he's never had any problem with them, and has seen them around the town over the years, he's always been a bit hesitant to open himself up, as he's been hurt one too many times over the years by being a bit too friendly and open with strangers.</p>
<p>He finds a seat close to the rest of them, in case there is some need to discuss any plans, but otherwise tries to remain unobtrusive.</p>A plain, but solidly built young man walks into the inn. His hair is still wet from bathing recently, and his clothes are still a bit damp from being scrubbed clean and put back on as quickly as possible.
Thindar is actually pretty fastidious when he's close to civilization, because one of the things he knows that people assume about half-orcs is their lack of hygenic practices.
Thindar picks up a haunch of meat, quite hungry from his work finding and identifying tracks from the area....Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T01:42:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#232010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T01:28:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lyre wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>That would be fine with me </blockquote><p>If its good with Tippello, we'll run with it then and get going. Hopefully we'll have our answer shortly. Thanks.Lyre wrote:That would be fine with me
If its good with Tippello, we'll run with it then and get going. Hopefully we'll have our answer shortly. Thanks.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T01:28:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#212010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-11-03T01:22:40Z<p>We'll see how this goes, and run with this group for now, because I don't want to keep putting this off. I'll post in the other thread, but if anyone can get a concept up and make up a character that I'll approve, we'll insert them later.</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/AntianelJastieth" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Antianel Jastieth</a></p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/TippelloTabinero" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tippello Tabinero</a></p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/TsadokDuskwalker" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tsadok Duskwalker</a> </p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/Lyre" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lyre</a></p>
<p>Since Tippello has "Fools for Friends" I wanted to see if it was alright for Tipello and Lyre to be friends, with Tipello more or less "adopting" the gnome, with here being a bit over her head in Riddleport. </p>
<p>Tsadok would essentially be wandering in out of curiosity as he researches what is going on regarding the blot, looking for a natural gathering of people without knowing the best place for scholars, per se.</p>
<p>Antianel knows exactly where he is, but he is looking for work and knows his way around Riddleport well enough to know that he's likely to find some interesting leads at the tournament.</p>We'll see how this goes, and run with this group for now, because I don't want to keep putting this off. I'll post in the other thread, but if anyone can get a concept up and make up a character that I'll approve, we'll insert them later.
Antianel Jastieth
Tippello Tabinero
Tsadok Duskwalker
Lyre
Since Tippello has "Fools for Friends" I wanted to see if it was alright for Tipello and Lyre to be friends, with Tipello more or less "adopting" the gnome, with here being a bit over her head...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-03T01:22:40ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Crypt of the Everflame PFRPG PbPThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2p7&page=2?Crypt-of-the-Everflame-PFRPG-PbP#622009-11-01T21:52:49Z2009-11-01T21:52:49Z<p>Thindar is happy to still be prowling around.</p>Thindar is happy to still be prowling around.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-11-01T21:52:49ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Crypt of the Everflame PFRPG PbPThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2p7?Crypt-of-the-Everflame-PFRPG-PbP#442009-10-28T21:59:20Z2009-10-28T21:59:19Z<p>I think I'm all set and ready to go, including backstory. Let me know if I missed anything.</p>I think I'm all set and ready to go, including backstory. Let me know if I missed anything.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-28T21:59:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#182010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-10-28T21:42:04Z<p>Actually, it looks like Catman is going for a bard, so perhaps no bard at the moment.</p>Actually, it looks like Catman is going for a bard, so perhaps no bard at the moment.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-28T21:42:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#142010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-10-27T01:20:13Z<p>Yes, unfortunately, you treat the hammer as a martial weapon, but as a sorcerer, you aren't proficient with martial weapons, so you would be taking a -4 on your attacks.</p>Yes, unfortunately, you treat the hammer as a martial weapon, but as a sorcerer, you aren't proficient with martial weapons, so you would be taking a -4 on your attacks.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-27T01:20:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#102010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-10-26T23:45:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kevin Mack wrote:</div><blockquote> Quick question is it only the default traits you are allowing or would I be allowed to take one from another companion book? </blockquote><p>Any Pathfinder source is allowed at this point.Kevin Mack wrote:Quick question is it only the default traits you are allowing or would I be allowed to take one from another companion book?
Any Pathfinder source is allowed at this point.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-26T23:45:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#82010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-10-26T22:57:57Z<p>So long as everything goes alright, it looks like we'll have a half-elf bard and a halfling or gnome sorcerer to go along with those locked in so far. </p>
<p>If possible, I'd like to have concepts approved and characters ready to go by this weekend, so anyone following along let me know if this will be a problem. I'll cross post this in the other thread as well.</p>So long as everything goes alright, it looks like we'll have a half-elf bard and a halfling or gnome sorcerer to go along with those locked in so far.
If possible, I'd like to have concepts approved and characters ready to go by this weekend, so anyone following along let me know if this will be a problem. I'll cross post this in the other thread as well.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-26T22:57:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3952009-10-26T04:43:03Z2009-10-26T04:43:03Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham moves into a position where he can hit two zombies at the same time. If he needs to take an AoO he will, but not if he has to do something too difficult, like tumbling through their own spaces.</p>
<p>Once in place, Tham will use <i>Steel Wind</i> as a standard action and make an attack on both of them. </p>
<p>If Tham can move next to two zombies with a five foot step, he will, although he won't have his concealment this round. If not, Tham will move, and have concealment from his stance.</span></p>
<p>"Death things. Sad that they didn't stay that way, especially now that their breathing friends are gone."</p>
<p>Tham holds out his weapons, dives towards the zombies, gathers his shadows, and stabs out with both of his weapons.</p>
<p>For the GM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham moves into a position where he can hit two zombies at the same time. If he needs to take an AoO he will, but not if he has to do something too difficult, like tumbling through their own spaces.
Once in place, Tham will use Steel Wind as a standard action and make an attack on both of them.
If Tham can move next to two zombies with a five foot step, he will, although he won't have his concealment this round. If not, Tham will move, and have concealment from his stance.
"Death things....Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-26T04:43:03ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Second Darkness Play-by-Post Game (Pathfinder RPG)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2ln?Second-Darkness-PlaybyPost-Game#392009-10-26T03:43:15Z2009-10-26T03:43:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">LinusMundane wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Nani Silentfoot(Human Rogue) </p>
<p>Nani always strives to be the best, she is strong willed, thickheaded and good at what she does. A simple cutpurse? Never her. Her ultimate goal is to lead the thieves guild, but she knows she has much to accomplish, skills to hone...and people to off on her way to the top. Trained by the best to be the best, she started her career early in life, her girlish charms paying dividends in some of the most uncertain circumstances because people trust her face, the face of an angel. Who suspects a 16 year old girl with blue eyes and blonde hair is going to steal their gold, or slit their throats? A lot more people do now than a year ago, but not enough as should. </blockquote><p>You don't need to have a character ready to go, but I'd like to at least hear from you before I get off work tomorrow (4 pm Central Time), or I may have to move on to the next alternate. I just want to make sure you are still interested and are going to be able to check in fairly frequently once the campaign is going on.LinusMundane wrote:Nani Silentfoot(Human Rogue)
Nani always strives to be the best, she is strong willed, thickheaded and good at what she does. A simple cutpurse? Never her. Her ultimate goal is to lead the thieves guild, but she knows she has much to accomplish, skills to hone...and people to off on her way to the top. Trained by the best to be the best, she started her career early in life, her girlish charms paying dividends in some of the most uncertain circumstances because people...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-26T03:43:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#62010-02-12T18:38:01Z2009-10-26T03:36:44Z<p><b>Update:</b></p>
<p>So far the following players and characters are in the campaign and ready to go—</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/AntianelJastieth" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Antianel Jastieth</a></p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/TippelloTabinero" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tippello Tabinero</a></p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/TsadokDuskwalker" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tsadok Duskwalker</a></p>Update:
So far the following players and characters are in the campaign and ready to go--
Antianel Jastieth
Tippello Tabinero
Tsadok DuskwalkerGameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-26T03:36:44ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Crypt of the Everflame PFRPG PbPThindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2p7?Crypt-of-the-Everflame-PFRPG-PbP#332009-10-24T02:42:27Z2009-10-24T02:42:27Z<p>I'm still doing some fine tuning on the history. I have the jist of it written down on the profile, but I really want to flesh out a few places.</p>I'm still doing some fine tuning on the history. I have the jist of it written down on the profile, but I really want to flesh out a few places.Thindar Darkblood (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-24T02:42:27ZForums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Second Darkness (KEJR's Pathfinder RPG Play-by-Post)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k2pw?Second-Darkness#12012-11-15T22:15:10Z2009-10-22T01:48:57Z<p>This is the discussion thread for the actual Play-by-Post, so I thought I'd get thus posted up. I don't have much to say in this particular post, so far, because I'm still sorting out the players for this game at this point.</p>
<p>More as the campaign planning develops!</p>
<p>Edit:</p>
<p>So far the following players and characters are in the campaign and ready to go—</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/AntianelJastieth" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Antianel Jastieth</a></p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/TippelloTabinero" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tippello Tabinero</a></p>This is the discussion thread for the actual Play-by-Post, so I thought I'd get thus posted up. I don't have much to say in this particular post, so far, because I'm still sorting out the players for this game at this point.
More as the campaign planning develops!
Edit:
So far the following players and characters are in the campaign and ready to go--
Antianel Jastieth
Tippello TabineroGameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-22T01:48:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3892009-10-19T03:20:00Z2009-10-19T03:19:59Z<p>Tham drives towards the woman threatening Moonpate, his shadows swirling in agitation once again and swirling around him like an umbral cocoon. </p>
<p>"I'd never strike a lady, but you, ma'am, are no lady."</p>
<p>Tham winces at his own joke, realizing the joke is older than Imaskar. He then punches out with his pata towards the woman.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham moves to reach his target, which activates his <i>Child of Shadows</i> stance, and after taking his move action, makes his standard action, an attack with his pata at his new target.</span></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham drives towards the woman threatening Moonpate, his shadows swirling in agitation once again and swirling around him like an umbral cocoon.
"I'd never strike a lady, but you, ma'am, are no lady."
Tham winces at his own joke, realizing the joke is older than Imaskar. He then punches out with his pata towards the woman.
Tham moves to reach his target, which activates his Child of Shadows stance, and after taking his move action, makes his standard action, an attack with his pata at his...Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-19T03:19:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3872009-10-16T04:33:14Z2009-10-16T04:33:13Z<p>"If you don't mind me saying so, Grand High Delusional One, proper bantering requires witty retorts, and you, ser, are quite lacking in that regard."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham drives his pata in at the priest once again.</span></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"If you don't mind me saying so, Grand High Delusional One, proper bantering requires witty retorts, and you, ser, are quite lacking in that regard."
Tham drives his pata in at the priest once again.
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-16T04:33:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3812009-10-14T23:03:23Z2009-10-14T23:03:22Z<p>"Your minions can show up in time to carry off your corpse, you sanctimonious lunatic."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham wishes he had a more impressive move to pull off, but in lieu of anything else, punches out at the priest with his pata.</span></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"Your minions can show up in time to carry off your corpse, you sanctimonious lunatic."
Tham wishes he had a more impressive move to pull off, but in lieu of anything else, punches out at the priest with his pata.
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-14T23:03:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3762009-10-10T03:51:25Z2009-10-10T03:39:59Z<p>Tham shakes his head as he falls into the meditative technique needed for his next attack.</p>
<p>"I've worshiped a trifold god of the dead before, but mine was called ale, mead, and cheap wine. I converted from his worship shortly after I left an offering in the chamberpot the next morning."</p>
<p>Tham's pata is shrouded in shadows, and the blade turns an impenetrable black as he punches it towards his prey.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham uses <i>clinging shadow strike</i> as a standard action to attack the priest.</span></p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham shakes his head as he falls into the meditative technique needed for his next attack.
"I've worshiped a trifold god of the dead before, but mine was called ale, mead, and cheap wine. I converted from his worship shortly after I left an offering in the chamberpot the next morning."
Tham's pata is shrouded in shadows, and the blade turns an impenetrable black as he punches it towards his prey.
Tham uses clinging shadow strike as a standard action to attack the priest.
For the DM:
...Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-10T03:39:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3692009-10-03T04:56:07Z2009-10-03T04:54:18Z<p>Tham nods to Borden.</p>
<p>"Let's make quick work of this one. I think I can do this prognosticating thing as well . . . I'm seeing him bleeding out in the near future."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham stays in place, and his concealment lapses. He then uses his move action to pull out his dagger, and launches into <i>Wolf Fang Strike</i>. </span></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham nods to Borden.
"Let's make quick work of this one. I think I can do this prognosticating thing as well . . . I'm seeing him bleeding out in the near future."
Tham stays in place, and his concealment lapses. He then uses his move action to pull out his dagger, and launches into Wolf Fang Strike.
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-03T04:54:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3652009-10-01T02:35:15Z2009-10-01T02:35:14Z<p>Tham spins around his opponent, hoping to keep his shadowy concealment in effect.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Acrobatics Check d20 = 5 + 7 = 12</span></p>
<p>Tham's arm is shrouded in shadows, and two versions of his arm appears, one cutting high, the other cutting low at the priest.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham uses <i>shadow blade technique</i>, d20 roll (number one) = 11 + 3 = 14; d20 roll (number two) d20 roll 15 + 3 = 18, Tham opts to take the 18 for the attack</span></p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham spins around his opponent, hoping to keep his shadowy concealment in effect.
Acrobatics Check d20 = 5 + 7 = 12
Tham's arm is shrouded in shadows, and two versions of his arm appears, one cutting high, the other cutting low at the priest.
Tham uses shadow blade technique, d20 roll (number one) = 11 + 3 = 14; d20 roll (number two) d20 roll 15 + 3 = 18, Tham opts to take the 18 for the attack
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-10-01T02:35:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3592009-09-29T11:23:32Z2009-09-29T11:23:32Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>If Tham gets the chance before combat erupts, he takes a moment to allow the shadows to well up around him before going into battle.</span></p>If Tham gets the chance before combat erupts, he takes a moment to allow the shadows to well up around him before going into battle.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-09-29T11:23:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=8?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3552009-09-27T13:18:34Z2009-09-27T13:17:07Z<p><i>A bit woozy from his fight and injuries, Tham has been a little out of it. Shaking off his distraction, he realized the party is in danger, and tries to jump back into the fray.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Sorry about the prolonged lack of posting. I got busy, and then when I wasn't quite as busy, I was a bit lost in the plot.</span></p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>A bit woozy from his fight and injuries, Tham has been a little out of it. Shaking off his distraction, he realized the party is in danger, and tries to jump back into the fray.
Sorry about the prolonged lack of posting. I got busy, and then when I wasn't quite as busy, I was a bit lost in the plot.
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-09-27T13:17:07ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: The Spell Compendium, does it fit smoothly into core PF play?BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jz9d?The-Spell-Compendium-does-it-fit-smoothly#332009-11-28T00:26:37Z2009-09-20T18:54:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dennis da Ogre wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>PS: I'm certain it's accidental but posting with more than one alias in a thread makes it look like you have a sock puppet </blockquote><p>Me not agree 100% with what KEJR says . . .Dennis da Ogre wrote:PS: I'm certain it's accidental but posting with more than one alias in a thread makes it look like you have a sock puppet
Me not agree 100% with what KEJR says . . .BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-09-20T18:54:18ZRe: Forums: Comics: Coming soon to Disneyland!BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jwwj?Coming-soon-to-Disneyland#462009-09-05T07:56:21Z2009-09-05T07:56:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kevin Mack wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Oh god I hope you're being sarcastic </blockquote><p>Me am not being sarcastic at all. Fat Joey am genius.Kevin Mack wrote:Oh god I hope you're being sarcastic
Me am not being sarcastic at all. Fat Joey am genius.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-09-05T07:56:21ZRe: Forums: Comics: Disney buys MarvelHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jwzf?Disney-buys-Marvel#242009-09-01T03:04:27Z2009-09-01T03:04:27Z<p>Hulk not like rodents . . . new boss tell Hulk that mouse not rodent . . . Hulk confused . . .</p>Hulk not like rodents . . . new boss tell Hulk that mouse not rodent . . . Hulk confused . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-09-01T03:04:27ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: A curious observation...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtti?A-curious-observation#352009-08-11T23:56:54Z2009-08-11T23:56:54Z<p>Me am not agreeing with Hulk 100%.</p>Me am not agreeing with Hulk 100%.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T23:56:54ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: A curious observation...Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtti?A-curious-observation#342009-08-11T23:56:24Z2009-08-11T23:56:24Z<p>Hulk have no idea what staggering man talking about.</p>Hulk have no idea what staggering man talking about.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T23:56:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9432009-08-11T23:53:55Z2009-08-11T23:53:55Z<p>"The debris field appears originally to have been created by the collision of several of the smaller moons in the Iego system, but it has been further cluttered by ships that have crashed into the rocks due to the Diathim or simply due to poor piloting.</p>
<p>It is dangerous, but not something that, by itself, is insurmountable to a skilled pilot. From what I have been able to gather, the ion storms and Diathim further complicate the matter, but the debris field itself is a manageable threat, especially this close to the edge of the system."</p>"The debris field appears originally to have been created by the collision of several of the smaller moons in the Iego system, but it has been further cluttered by ships that have crashed into the rocks due to the Diathim or simply due to poor piloting.
It is dangerous, but not something that, by itself, is insurmountable to a skilled pilot. From what I have been able to gather, the ion storms and Diathim further complicate the matter, but the debris field itself is a manageable threat,...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T23:53:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9412009-08-11T22:25:46Z2009-08-11T22:25:46Z<p>"I can confirm that our pilot droid was not affected by the Diathim's apparent psionic onslaught . . . he was just incompetent enough to run into the debris field around the moon."</p>"I can confirm that our pilot droid was not affected by the Diathim's apparent psionic onslaught . . . he was just incompetent enough to run into the debris field around the moon."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T22:25:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9402009-08-11T22:24:22Z2009-08-11T22:24:22Z<p>Lucen looks to Danguard.</p>
<p>"Automatons do not seem to be affected by my people's song, as it affects the mind as well as the ears, and thus can even be heard in space.</p>
<p>While I don't want to leave you all in danger . . . the prospect of seeing more of the galaxy is . . . exciting to me."</p>Lucen looks to Danguard.
"Automatons do not seem to be affected by my people's song, as it affects the mind as well as the ears, and thus can even be heard in space.
While I don't want to leave you all in danger . . . the prospect of seeing more of the galaxy is . . . exciting to me."GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T22:24:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9382009-08-11T14:09:49Z2009-08-11T14:09:49Z<p>"I . . . I don't know. To my knowledge none of my people have every left this system. We have traveled from the planet to the moons and back, but to leave entirely . . .</p>
<p>It would be difficult to do so, if I draw my people away so that you are not affected by their 'song.' For me to come with you, I would have to put you in danger, since I cannot travel this 'hyperspace' that you speak of without being in your ship.</p>
<p>I am not against the idea. I have watched you for 300 of your years, and strangely, I feel closer to you than I do to my own people . . . but I cannot leave you all in danger from my people, however unwitting the danger might be."</p>"I . . . I don't know. To my knowledge none of my people have every left this system. We have traveled from the planet to the moons and back, but to leave entirely . . .
It would be difficult to do so, if I draw my people away so that you are not affected by their 'song.' For me to come with you, I would have to put you in danger, since I cannot travel this 'hyperspace' that you speak of without being in your ship.
I am not against the idea. I have watched you for 300 of your years, and...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-11T14:09:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9362009-08-08T00:03:02Z2009-08-08T00:03:02Z<p>"It would appear that there are four votes to leave the system, although for various reasons and multiple locations, and only three to visit the dragon.</p>
<p>In theory, should you be handling this in traditional Republic fashion, I would assume that we are now trying to narrow down a location, given that the dragon idea was voted down.</p>
<p>On the other hand, of course, you could always handle this in Sith fashion, and have one of you threaten the rest until the others back down, or kill the dissenters in their sleep, or perhaps blackmail one another into changing their positions.</p>
<p>Let me know if we are switching to the Sith mode of deliberation. Assuming Republic standard, I would assume we should now begin discussing destinations.</p>
<p>If you need me to do so, I shall see how much information I have on worlds in my database, should it help you with your deliberations."</p>"It would appear that there are four votes to leave the system, although for various reasons and multiple locations, and only three to visit the dragon.
In theory, should you be handling this in traditional Republic fashion, I would assume that we are now trying to narrow down a location, given that the dragon idea was voted down.
On the other hand, of course, you could always handle this in Sith fashion, and have one of you threaten the rest until the others back down, or kill the...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-08T00:03:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=7?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3162009-08-07T05:04:21Z2009-08-07T05:04:03Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-07T05:04:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9342009-08-07T04:59:52Z2009-08-07T04:59:44Z<p><b>Votes</b></p>
<p>Groodar: Iego to see the dragon</p>
<p>HK-22: Anywhere to get more weapons, then wherever, back to the dragon if that's the prevailing plan.</p>
<p>Klonsa: Off planet, preferring Coruscant, Dantooine close second</p>
<p>Danguard: Prefers off planet</p>
<p>Ceelell: Off planet, perhaps one "low key" before hitting Courscant</p>
<p>Aruuna: Visit dragon first, then to Dantooine</p>
<p>So we're just waiting to see Christy's preference.</p>Votes
Groodar: Iego to see the dragon
HK-22: Anywhere to get more weapons, then wherever, back to the dragon if that's the prevailing plan.
Klonsa: Off planet, preferring Coruscant, Dantooine close second
Danguard: Prefers off planet
Ceelell: Off planet, perhaps one "low key" before hitting Courscant
Aruuna: Visit dragon first, then to Dantooine
So we're just waiting to see Christy's preference.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-07T04:59:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9302009-08-06T02:48:55Z2009-08-06T02:48:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">HK-22 wrote:</div><blockquote> "This unit votes for leaving this rock of a world and getting more weaponry before we assault legendary creatures." </blockquote><p><b>Votes</b>
<p>Groodar Greepbar: Iego to see the dragon</p>
<p>HK-22: Anywhere else first (to get more weapons), then to see the dragon (if that's what everyone else wants)</p>HK-22 wrote:"This unit votes for leaving this rock of a world and getting more weaponry before we assault legendary creatures."
Votes Groodar Greepbar: Iego to see the dragon
HK-22: Anywhere else first (to get more weapons), then to see the dragon (if that's what everyone else wants)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-06T02:48:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9282009-08-06T00:57:10Z2009-08-06T00:57:09Z<p>Lucen shivers at what she hears.</p>
<p>"You are my friends, and are quite fascinating. I have been keeping watch over you for three hundred of your years . . . I feel I must restate that its very dangerous to fly through the storms and debris to reach the planet proper, and the dragon itself is a massive, powerful thing.</p>
<p>But you must do what you think is best. I only want to you know the risks."</p>
<p><b>Votes</b></p>
<p>Groodar Greepbar: Travel to Iego proper, visit dragon</p>Lucen shivers at what she hears.
"You are my friends, and are quite fascinating. I have been keeping watch over you for three hundred of your years . . . I feel I must restate that its very dangerous to fly through the storms and debris to reach the planet proper, and the dragon itself is a massive, powerful thing.
But you must do what you think is best. I only want to you know the risks."
Votes
Groodar Greepbar: Travel to Iego proper, visit dragonGameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-06T00:57:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9272009-08-06T00:54:21Z2009-08-06T00:54:21Z<p>"Perhaps it would be helpful if I tallied the votes for the various options. So far, the only firm vote that I have tallied has been one vote from Master Groodar to visit the dragon.</p>
<p>I will gladly record the rest of the votes, and, of course, refrain from voting myself."</p>"Perhaps it would be helpful if I tallied the votes for the various options. So far, the only firm vote that I have tallied has been one vote from Master Groodar to visit the dragon.
I will gladly record the rest of the votes, and, of course, refrain from voting myself."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-06T00:54:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9242009-08-04T04:44:57Z2009-08-04T04:44:46Z<p>"I believe that HK-22 has been making plans to hunt the dragon on the planet proper, but I could have misinterpreted his intent. Then again, I'm fairly certain that the droids don't get to vote in this instance . . . "</p>
<p>AAD-42 puts in, in a somewhat helpful tone.</p>"I believe that HK-22 has been making plans to hunt the dragon on the planet proper, but I could have misinterpreted his intent. Then again, I'm fairly certain that the droids don't get to vote in this instance . . . "
AAD-42 puts in, in a somewhat helpful tone.AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-04T04:44:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9212009-08-03T22:43:08Z2009-08-03T22:43:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ceelell Bendon wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I got above a 5 on my roll! Maybe my maximum roll will go up every level.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2186251/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Knowledge:Life Sciences (1d20+14=20)</a> </blockquote><p>For Ceelell:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ceelell Bendon wrote:I got above a 5 on my roll! Maybe my maximum roll will go up every level.
Knowledge:Life Sciences (1d20+14=20)
For Ceelell: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-03T22:43:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=7?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#3102009-08-03T22:34:47Z2009-08-03T22:34:47Z<p>Tham, a bit confused over the flurry of action that has exploded around him, falls into his inner reserves and calls forth his enfolding shadows, in case he needs them to cover his movement.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham activates his stance and waits to figure out what he needs to do based on what everyone else does.</span></p>Tham, a bit confused over the flurry of action that has exploded around him, falls into his inner reserves and calls forth his enfolding shadows, in case he needs them to cover his movement.
Tham activates his stance and waits to figure out what he needs to do based on what everyone else does.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-08-03T22:34:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9192009-07-28T21:35:14Z2009-07-28T21:35:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">HK-22 wrote:</div><blockquote> "Suggestion: if this unit is required to attack a 'dragon', then this unit requires larger weaponry. And explosives." </blockquote><p>AAD-42's modulation is excited as he responds.
<p>"HK-22, if you do happen to fight said dragon, if you could make sure not to dispatch it too quickly, I would greatly appreciate the chance to analyze its combat prowess."</p>HK-22 wrote:"Suggestion: if this unit is required to attack a 'dragon', then this unit requires larger weaponry. And explosives."
AAD-42's modulation is excited as he responds. "HK-22, if you do happen to fight said dragon, if you could make sure not to dispatch it too quickly, I would greatly appreciate the chance to analyze its combat prowess."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-28T21:35:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9182009-07-28T21:31:03Z2009-07-28T21:31:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ceelell Bendon wrote:</div><blockquote> Ceelell gives a concerned look from the two sets of Jedi, the one whose rage seems to be flaring and the others who have broadcast themselves so fully. He looks to Klonsa. "Could you give me a description of this dragon? Perhaps it is a beast that has been encountered before? My people know much of the creatures that inhabit many worlds." </blockquote><p>For Ceelell:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ceelell Bendon wrote:Ceelell gives a concerned look from the two sets of Jedi, the one whose rage seems to be flaring and the others who have broadcast themselves so fully. He looks to Klonsa. "Could you give me a description of this dragon? Perhaps it is a beast that has been encountered before? My people know much of the creatures that inhabit many worlds."
For Ceelell: [Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-28T21:31:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9142009-07-28T03:20:55Z2009-07-28T03:20:55Z<p>"It would be quite fascinating to collect data on this 'dragon.' You don't suppose it might be in a better mood at some later date as far as perhaps an interview, maybe some cell samples?"</p>"It would be quite fascinating to collect data on this 'dragon.' You don't suppose it might be in a better mood at some later date as far as perhaps an interview, maybe some cell samples?"AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-28T03:20:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9122009-07-28T03:09:04Z2009-07-28T03:08:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aruuna Irdrall wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Aruuna looks rather surprised at that, and rushes over to them, kneeling down to touch Lucen's shoulder.</p>
<p>"What happened? Are you all right?" </blockquote><p>Lucen blinks a bit, and as she does so, her level of illumination fluctuates a bit.
<p>"I . . . I am fine. Jedi Klonsa Frakesh . . . I did not know that you wished to speak with the dragon. I would have advised against it had I known."</p>Aruuna Irdrall wrote:Aruuna looks rather surprised at that, and rushes over to them, kneeling down to touch Lucen's shoulder.
"What happened? Are you all right?"
Lucen blinks a bit, and as she does so, her level of illumination fluctuates a bit. "I . . . I am fine. Jedi Klonsa Frakesh . . . I did not know that you wished to speak with the dragon. I would have advised against it had I known."GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-28T03:08:33ZRe: Forums: Comics: Joe Quesada needs to go now.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2js73?Joe-Quesada-needs-to-go-now#232009-07-27T04:00:23Z2009-07-27T04:00:23Z<p>Kluh? Rarhg! Now Hulk have to go back to stupid Marvel Universe with stupid Red Hulk . . . Hulk not happy about being tricked into saying his name backwards when Hulk barely able to read . . .</p>Kluh? Rarhg! Now Hulk have to go back to stupid Marvel Universe with stupid Red Hulk . . . Hulk not happy about being tricked into saying his name backwards when Hulk barely able to read . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-27T04:00:23ZRe: Forums: Comics: Joe Quesada needs to go now.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2js73?Joe-Quesada-needs-to-go-now#182009-07-27T03:57:20Z2009-07-27T03:57:19Z<p>Me am perfectly able to be copied by another company. Fat Joey can copy me with impu . . . impru . . . no trouble from lawyers.</p>Me am perfectly able to be copied by another company. Fat Joey can copy me with impu . . . impru . . . no trouble from lawyers.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-27T03:57:19ZRe: Forums: Comics: Joe Quesada needs to go now.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2js73?Joe-Quesada-needs-to-go-now#62009-07-27T03:12:47Z2009-07-27T03:12:47Z<p>Him latest in long line of ideas from puny Quesada that Makes Hulk Angry! </p>
<p>Also, for color blind Red Hulk give Hulk bad reputation.</p>Him latest in long line of ideas from puny Quesada that Makes Hulk Angry!
Also, for color blind Red Hulk give Hulk bad reputation.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-27T03:12:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9092009-07-25T19:37:01Z2009-07-25T19:37:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Klonsa wrote:</div><blockquote> •• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>For Klonsa and Christy:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Everyone sees Klonsa, Christy, and Lucen move violently, with a start, and once their eyes are opened, they seem to be shoved to the ground by some unseen force, blinking and disoriented.</p>Klonsa wrote:** spoiler omitted **
For Klonsa and Christy: [Spoiler omitted]
Everyone sees Klonsa, Christy, and Lucen move violently, with a start, and once their eyes are opened, they seem to be shoved to the ground by some unseen force, blinking and disoriented.GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-25T19:37:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9052009-07-23T21:35:24Z2009-07-23T21:35:23Z<p>For Klonsa:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Christy:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>While the rest of you debate your next move, you see Klonsa, Christy, and Lucen holding hands. Lucen glows even more brightly than she normally does, to the point to where its almost difficult to look at her directly. Klonsa and Christy both have dreamy expressions of their face, and a far seeing look in their eyes, as if they see more than any of you can perceive at the moment, and neither of them appear to be aware of the world around them in lieu of the hidden world they gaze at.</p>For Klonsa:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Christy:
[Spoiler omitted]
While the rest of you debate your next move, you see Klonsa, Christy, and Lucen holding hands. Lucen glows even more brightly than she normally does, to the point to where its almost difficult to look at her directly. Klonsa and Christy both have dreamy expressions of their face, and a far seeing look in their eyes, as if they see more than any of you can perceive at the moment, and neither of them appear to be aware of the...GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-23T21:35:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#9022009-07-23T20:30:03Z2009-07-23T20:30:03Z<p>For Klonsa and Christy:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Klonsa:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Christy:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Klonsa and Christy:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Klonsa:
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For Christy:
[Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-23T20:30:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8992009-07-23T03:37:21Z2009-07-23T03:37:21Z<p>For Klonsa and Christy:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Klonsa:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Christy:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Klonsa and Christy:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Klonsa:
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For Christy:
[Spoiler omitted]GameMasterKEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-23T03:37:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8872009-07-22T04:54:37Z2009-07-22T04:54:37Z<p>"Well, the transponder from the ship was indeed still intact, although no one saw fit to install it, given your ship already had a functioning one. I doubt it would take much effort to fit a secondary transponder into the comm system."</p>
<p>AAD-42 hovers for a moment, then looks to HK-22.</p>
<p>"Although that will lessen the chances of . . . glorious . . . uh . . . fleshy bloodshed. Which, depending on your point of view may be a bad thing."</p>
<p>AAD-42 lifts one of its opposable digit units as it extends its arm towards HK-22, then flashes its ocular receptor as if it were winking.</p>"Well, the transponder from the ship was indeed still intact, although no one saw fit to install it, given your ship already had a functioning one. I doubt it would take much effort to fit a secondary transponder into the comm system."
AAD-42 hovers for a moment, then looks to HK-22.
"Although that will lessen the chances of . . . glorious . . . uh . . . fleshy bloodshed. Which, depending on your point of view may be a bad thing."
AAD-42 lifts one of its opposable digit units as it extends...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-22T04:54:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8842009-07-22T03:39:40Z2009-07-22T03:39:39Z<p>"As of the last time I received any information on the outpost, there was not much of a presence on Dantooine. The world was devastated some time ago by the Sith, so there are only a few survey teams on the planet. It is, however, quite firmly in Sith territory."</p>"As of the last time I received any information on the outpost, there was not much of a presence on Dantooine. The world was devastated some time ago by the Sith, so there are only a few survey teams on the planet. It is, however, quite firmly in Sith territory."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-22T03:39:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8752009-07-21T00:18:51Z2009-07-21T00:18:51Z<p>AAD-42 makes a noise somewhat like clearing his non-existant throat.</p>
<p>"Masters, Coruscant is not controlled by the Sith, at least not during the last month before we were sent out from Korriban to this sector to do sweeps. However, in accordance with the treaty, the Sith do maintain an embassy on the planet.</p>
<p>Dantooine . . . is under Sith control, at least so long as the treaty is still held and has not been modified. If I am not mistaken, it is currently being swept for Jedi artifacts by Sith archivists.</p>
<p>And am <i>not</i> sorry I interrupted . . . er . . . meatbags?"</p>
<p>AAD-42 swivels towards HK-22 looking for approval.</p>AAD-42 makes a noise somewhat like clearing his non-existant throat.
"Masters, Coruscant is not controlled by the Sith, at least not during the last month before we were sent out from Korriban to this sector to do sweeps. However, in accordance with the treaty, the Sith do maintain an embassy on the planet.
Dantooine . . . is under Sith control, at least so long as the treaty is still held and has not been modified. If I am not mistaken, it is currently being swept for Jedi artifacts by...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-21T00:18:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8692009-07-20T03:16:44Z2009-07-20T03:16:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">HK-22 wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>In Binary to AAD-42: "First lesson in getting respect from meatbags: offer your opinion without asking for forgiveness. Meatbags respect power, which is why they paid attention to you when you were a walking bomb, gearhead."</p>
<p></blockquote><p>In binary to HK-22:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>HK-22 wrote:In Binary to AAD-42: "First lesson in getting respect from meatbags: offer your opinion without asking for forgiveness. Meatbags respect power, which is why they paid attention to you when you were a walking bomb, gearhead."
In binary to HK-22: [Spoiler omitted]AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-20T03:16:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8662009-07-19T16:49:12Z2009-07-19T16:49:12Z<p>"As a point of correction Mistress Aruuna, unless the data that has be provided to me was erroneous, which, given recent circumstances is not out of the realm of possibility, I believe that you have been away from galactic concerns for 300 years.</p>
<p>Also, in the interest of making an informed decision, I will point out that the navicomputer that you installed from my original ship has up to date star charts from less than one month ago, thus calculating a hyperspace jump is not insurmountable in this situation. Unfortunately, the Sith controlled portion of the holonet is not accessible here, thus updating the navicompter to more than a month's accuracy will not be possible until we reach a civilized system.</p>
<p>Still, a jump to Coruscant shouldn't be too difficult, should we survive the other hazards that Mistress Lucen has enumerated. Or any other well known world that we might decide on.</p>
<p>As always, I am here to serve if you have any other questions. Forgive my interruption."</p>"As a point of correction Mistress Aruuna, unless the data that has be provided to me was erroneous, which, given recent circumstances is not out of the realm of possibility, I believe that you have been away from galactic concerns for 300 years.
Also, in the interest of making an informed decision, I will point out that the navicomputer that you installed from my original ship has up to date star charts from less than one month ago, thus calculating a hyperspace jump is not insurmountable...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-19T16:49:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2952009-07-19T16:39:32Z2009-07-19T16:39:32Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-19T16:39:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2922009-07-18T17:26:32Z2009-07-18T17:26:31Z<p>Tham follows everyone's lead, and tries to find a nice shadow to settle into and follow everyone else. Despite his natural inclination to be in the shadows, he's a bit shaken by his recent injuries.</p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham follows everyone's lead, and tries to find a nice shadow to settle into and follow everyone else. Despite his natural inclination to be in the shadows, he's a bit shaken by his recent injuries.
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-18T17:26:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8622009-07-18T03:24:33Z2009-07-18T03:24:31Z<p>"Master Troy, obviously I was already predisposed to avoiding permanent shut down. Obviously, its completely irrational, as I am only a programmed appliance, but it is still difficult to shake, and I prefer to continue to function.</p>
<p>However, thank you for the gracious offer.</p>
<p>Before we leave, if you have any questions about the current state of the galaxy, I can attempt to answer your questions, though I may still not have whatever relevant information you may want, depending on the topic."</p>"Master Troy, obviously I was already predisposed to avoiding permanent shut down. Obviously, its completely irrational, as I am only a programmed appliance, but it is still difficult to shake, and I prefer to continue to function.
However, thank you for the gracious offer.
Before we leave, if you have any questions about the current state of the galaxy, I can attempt to answer your questions, though I may still not have whatever relevant information you may want, depending on the topic."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-18T03:24:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=18?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8582009-07-16T02:44:08Z2009-07-16T02:44:07Z<p>AAD-42 swivels his receptors towards Dangaurd and HK-22.</p>
<p>"Sigh . . . its always the combat models that get the special attention, even when they are outmoded units with hyper-sensitive violence sub-routines. Than again, I suppose I should understand, given that my last gift was a forced behavioral reprogramming . . ."</p>AAD-42 swivels his receptors towards Dangaurd and HK-22.
"Sigh . . . its always the combat models that get the special attention, even when they are outmoded units with hyper-sensitive violence sub-routines. Than again, I suppose I should understand, given that my last gift was a forced behavioral reprogramming . . ."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-16T02:44:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=17?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#8462009-07-12T20:35:41Z2009-07-12T20:35:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ceelell Bendon wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Ceelell looks over the ship and nods his head a bit in approval. "Very good everyone, we have worked well thus far as a team to get ourselves ready. It seems that there is still one question that we should likely have considered earlier though. This planet seems to have a great effect on ships systems and has brought down so many vessels. Now that we know that we can prepare for it. Does anyone have any ideas how we may do that?"</p>
<p></blockquote><p>"If I may be so bold as to offer a few conjectures on this subject, Master Ceelell?
<p>Observational data seems to indicate that a combination of the ionic discharge storms that swept this moon a few days ago, and the debris field that fills this system are at least two of the contributory problems with navigating the system.</p>
<p>Unfortunately I was not able to get enough data to properly chart a course through the debris, nor was I able to observe enough of the storms to create a predictive sub-routine to aid in avoiding the storms.</p>
<p>My apologies . . . I seem to only be able to quantify the problems, without presenting viable solutions."</p>Ceelell Bendon wrote:Ceelell looks over the ship and nods his head a bit in approval. "Very good everyone, we have worked well thus far as a team to get ourselves ready. It seems that there is still one question that we should likely have considered earlier though. This planet seems to have a great effect on ships systems and has brought down so many vessels. Now that we know that we can prepare for it. Does anyone have any ideas how we may do that?"
"If I may be so bold as to offer a few...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-07-12T20:35:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2812009-06-27T00:53:57Z2009-06-27T00:53:56Z<p>As the others are discussing matters, after Dreav's healing burst has seeped through him, Tham spends about five minutes working through some sword katas and exercises to loosen himself up. He then closes his eyes and looses himself in the darkness for a few moments to center himself.</p>
<p>"I'm good. Just point me in the right direction, and I'll figure out if I want to stalk it or hit it straight up in the face."</p>As the others are discussing matters, after Dreav's healing burst has seeped through him, Tham spends about five minutes working through some sword katas and exercises to loosen himself up. He then closes his eyes and looses himself in the darkness for a few moments to center himself.
"I'm good. Just point me in the right direction, and I'll figure out if I want to stalk it or hit it straight up in the face."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-27T00:53:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=16?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#7722009-06-24T22:49:07Z2009-06-24T22:49:07Z<p>"Master Ceelell, I have a list of the usable components from this ship so as to facilitate the repairs on your own ship, although you all seem to be preparing quite a bit considering Jedi Aruuna seemed to indicate that you only had minor damage to your ship.</p>
<p>Working main engines, operational hyperdrive, navicomputer, sealed systems for the facilitation of life support (we hardly used these, give that the ship was used by droids), transponder . . . oh, and we also have a really nice Refresher unit on board. It was standard for the ship, but given that the crew was all droids, its never been used, and we never had time to remodel the ship to utilize the space for anything else.</p>
<p>I've heard that some humanoids do their best meditating in the refresher, and I know Jedi are fond of mediation."</p>"Master Ceelell, I have a list of the usable components from this ship so as to facilitate the repairs on your own ship, although you all seem to be preparing quite a bit considering Jedi Aruuna seemed to indicate that you only had minor damage to your ship.
Working main engines, operational hyperdrive, navicomputer, sealed systems for the facilitation of life support (we hardly used these, give that the ship was used by droids), transponder . . . oh, and we also have a really nice Refresher...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-24T22:49:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=16?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#7622009-06-23T01:53:46Z2009-06-23T01:53:45Z<p>"Perhaps all of the organics should spend some down time regenerating their ability to function and to being self repairs. What I wouldn't give for such an efficient self repair system . . . if only the softer organic material didn't damage so easily in the first place."</p>"Perhaps all of the organics should spend some down time regenerating their ability to function and to being self repairs. What I wouldn't give for such an efficient self repair system . . . if only the softer organic material didn't damage so easily in the first place."AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-23T01:53:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Star Wars: The Old Republic--Lost Hope (Star Wars Saga Edition Campaign)AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjl8&page=15?Star-Wars-The-Old-RepublicLost-Hope#7502009-06-18T01:50:22Z2009-06-18T01:50:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The unit hums for a second, until its repulsors come online and it begins to rise up to Groodar's chest level. Its arm units fold out, and all of its lights and sensors come back online.</span></p>
<p>"I must admit, I'm deeply, deeply hurt at being misled. Danguard Troy and Goodar Greepbar, you are currently encoded as my owners, and I reiterate the subroutine to obey the orders of a legitimate representative of the Jedi Order.</p>
<p>That having been said . . . you lied to me! I shall forever harbor a deep seated distrust of you tinkering in my processor from this point on.</p>
<p>That having been said . . . thank you for removing the self-destruct mechanism, and for not erasing my memory.</p>
<p>I believe it was mentioned that you might need to salvage some of the parts of this ship in order to repair some light damage that your own ship sustained?"</p>The unit hums for a second, until its repulsors come online and it begins to rise up to Groodar's chest level. Its arm units fold out, and all of its lights and sensors come back online.
"I must admit, I'm deeply, deeply hurt at being misled. Danguard Troy and Goodar Greepbar, you are currently encoded as my owners, and I reiterate the subroutine to obey the orders of a legitimate representative of the Jedi Order.
That having been said . . . you lied to me! I shall forever harbor a deep...AAD-42 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-18T01:50:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2732009-06-18T01:45:08Z2009-06-18T01:45:08Z<p>Tham looks around for a second . . .</p>
<p>"You know, I don't want to impose, but I think someone mentioned healing. I know I've started to clot and all, but I'm not thinking that's going to be quite enough if we run into any more surprises."</p>Tham looks around for a second . . .
"You know, I don't want to impose, but I think someone mentioned healing. I know I've started to clot and all, but I'm not thinking that's going to be quite enough if we run into any more surprises."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-18T01:45:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2682009-06-15T06:14:02Z2009-06-15T06:14:01Z<p>Still nursing his wounds, and not being particularly fond of interrogations, Tham sits back and refrains from his normal quips and commentary.</p>Still nursing his wounds, and not being particularly fond of interrogations, Tham sits back and refrains from his normal quips and commentary.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-15T06:14:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=6?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2512009-06-08T22:20:07Z2009-06-08T22:20:06Z<p>Tham eyes the little ankle biter while he speaks, looking for the tells he learned when working for the Church of Mask.</p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham eyes the little ankle biter while he speaks, looking for the tells he learned when working for the Church of Mask.
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-08T22:20:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2462009-06-03T23:35:48Z2009-06-03T23:35:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Moonpate wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Moonpate grabs his crossbow and keeps an eye out for any more intrusions whilst his comrades "question" our host for the evening. He also moves towards Tham to help with any bandaging of wounds and to chastise him roundly for ditching us.
</p>
<i>"Tham, what possessed you to come out here alone! Here, take a swig of my fortifying whiskey and start talking."</i>
<br />
Moonpate produces his secret flask, takes a big swig himself, and passes it to Tham. </blockquote><p>"I'll take you up on that," Tham says, as he reaches out and takes a draw from Moonpate's flask.
<p>"I have to admit, even when I was working in a team in my younger days, working as a team meant doing your job, not sticking together. I'm still getting used to the difference between <i>adventurer</i> and <i>hired killer</i>."</p>Moonpate wrote:Moonpate grabs his crossbow and keeps an eye out for any more intrusions whilst his comrades "question" our host for the evening. He also moves towards Tham to help with any bandaging of wounds and to chastise him roundly for ditching us.
"Tham, what possessed you to come out here alone! Here, take a swig of my fortifying whiskey and start talking."
Moonpate produces his secret flask, takes a big swig himself, and passes it to Tham.
"I'll take you up on that," Tham says, as...Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-03T23:35:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2412009-06-01T03:51:44Z2009-06-01T03:51:43Z<p>"Oh, bugger . . . a cutthroat's work is never done."</p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"Oh, bugger . . . a cutthroat's work is never done."
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-06-01T03:51:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2312009-05-26T04:02:49Z2009-05-26T04:02:48Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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<p>Tham staggers back a bit, and looks around at the battlefield. </p>
<p>"I hate to ask, but can you guys handle this one? Loathe as I am to admit it, I'm not feeling too well."</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]
Tham staggers back a bit, and looks around at the battlefield.
"I hate to ask, but can you guys handle this one? Loathe as I am to admit it, I'm not feeling too well."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-26T04:02:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2292009-05-23T00:37:11Z2009-05-23T00:37:11Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-23T00:37:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2242009-05-09T05:38:04Z2009-05-09T05:38:04Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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<p>Tham, badly staggered and bleeding, barely standing, gets ready to swing his pata.</p>
<p>"Beshaba's always been a b+&~@ to me. I think Mask must have got on her bad side and sold me out to her. Not riding Lady Luck's dark twin this evening, but when has that stopped me from gambling?"</p>For the DM:
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Tham, badly staggered and bleeding, barely standing, gets ready to swing his pata.
"Beshaba's always been a b&@+@ to me. I think Mask must have got on her bad side and sold me out to her. Not riding Lady Luck's dark twin this evening, but when has that stopped me from gambling?"Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-09T05:38:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2222009-05-08T22:41:30Z2009-05-08T22:41:30Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-08T22:41:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2112009-05-02T17:23:32Z2009-05-02T17:23:32Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-02T17:23:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2082009-05-02T03:18:48Z2009-05-02T03:18:48Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-05-02T03:18:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=5?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2042009-04-30T20:21:26Z2009-04-30T20:21:26Z<p>Tham is obviously a bit off of his game, as he wings his dagger with his off hand trying to hit one of the kobolds early to take it out.</p>
<p>1d20 roll 6 + 3 = 9 to hit</p>
<p>On the way off chance that the attack hits, the dagger does a whopping 1 point of damage.</p>Tham is obviously a bit off of his game, as he wings his dagger with his off hand trying to hit one of the kobolds early to take it out.
1d20 roll 6 + 3 = 9 to hit
On the way off chance that the attack hits, the dagger does a whopping 1 point of damage.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-30T20:21:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#2002009-04-29T02:56:00Z2009-04-29T02:55:59Z<p>For the DM:</p>
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-29T02:55:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1972009-04-28T21:44:18Z2009-04-28T21:44:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Darkmeer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Thammarazs Hovaraszk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> For the DM:</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>[Spoiler omitted]Darkmeer wrote:Thammarazs Hovaraszk wrote:For the DM:
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[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-28T04:53:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1922009-04-26T15:01:06Z2009-04-26T15:01:06Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-26T15:01:06ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: interest? Star Wars Saga Edition, Scum and Villainy PBPThis Space For Rent (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjoc?interest-Star-Wars-Saga-Edition-Scum-and#62009-04-26T13:55:55Z2009-04-26T13:52:29Z<p>If you are interested in doing so, you can check out Zhil'tan's background and personality in this profile.</p>
<p>And if you want to go with another character generation method other than the standard point buy, I can revise him. I just wanted to have a sketch ready (which is why I didn't fill out his equipment yet either).</p>If you are interested in doing so, you can check out Zhil'tan's background and personality in this profile.
And if you want to go with another character generation method other than the standard point buy, I can revise him. I just wanted to have a sketch ready (which is why I didn't fill out his equipment yet either).This Space For Rent (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-26T13:52:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1882009-04-25T00:46:37Z2009-04-25T00:46:37Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-25T00:46:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1832009-04-22T18:06:39Z2009-04-22T18:06:38Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-22T18:06:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1802009-04-22T00:07:20Z2009-04-22T00:07:20Z<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-22T00:07:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1782009-04-21T21:50:13Z2009-04-21T21:50:01Z<p>Tham absently looks around at his companions.</p>
<p>"Well, if we aren't going to do any hunting tonight, we might as well rest up. I need my beauty rest, as I'm still not much of a morning person."</p>
<p>With that, Tham wanders off to his room, unless his companions need him for some reason.</p>Tham absently looks around at his companions.
"Well, if we aren't going to do any hunting tonight, we might as well rest up. I need my beauty rest, as I'm still not much of a morning person."
With that, Tham wanders off to his room, unless his companions need him for some reason.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-21T21:50:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1702009-04-17T13:50:57Z2009-04-17T13:50:56Z<p>For everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-17T13:50:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1642009-04-15T16:30:21Z2009-04-15T16:30:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham leans over to Borden.</span></p>
<p>"I'd believe it if it was a big orc . . . ," Tham says as he winks.</p>Tham leans over to Borden.
"I'd believe it if it was a big orc . . . ," Tham says as he winks.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-15T16:30:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1592009-04-15T01:18:34Z2009-04-15T01:18:29Z<p>Tham laughs, "I should retire somewhere quiet if I don't want trouble? My friend, there isn't a place in Toril that the shadows don't follow me . . . but thank you for the advice."</p>Tham laughs, "I should retire somewhere quiet if I don't want trouble? My friend, there isn't a place in Toril that the shadows don't follow me . . . but thank you for the advice."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-15T01:18:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=4?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1542009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-04-07T00:24:31Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham snorts a little laugh when he hears his life summed up by the diviner.</span></p>
<p>"Apparently Mask's cloak is no longer drawn over his prodigal child," Tham says with a smirk.</p>
<p>To the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham snorts a little laugh when he hears his life summed up by the diviner.
"Apparently Mask's cloak is no longer drawn over his prodigal child," Tham says with a smirk.
To the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-07T00:24:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1482009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-04-05T04:25:02Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham snaps back out of his momentary day dreaming and starts to pay closer attention to his companions' conversation.</span></p>
<p>To the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham snaps back out of his momentary day dreaming and starts to pay closer attention to his companions' conversation.
To the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-04-05T04:25:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1352009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-28T02:18:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Out of reflex when dealing with the unknown, Tham instinctively activates his stance, gathering shadows around him.</span></p>Out of reflex when dealing with the unknown, Tham instinctively activates his stance, gathering shadows around him.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-28T02:18:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1312009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-26T03:56:28Z<p>"I would think that necromancers and kobolds would equal shambling dead lizard-dog things, but what do I know?"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham pulls out another gold, puts it on the counter, and buys all of the adventurers a round of drinks.</span></p>"I would think that necromancers and kobolds would equal shambling dead lizard-dog things, but what do I know?"
Tham pulls out another gold, puts it on the counter, and buys all of the adventurers a round of drinks.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-26T03:56:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1252009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-17T22:54:07Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham absently rubs Moonpate's scalp while listening to the last of the halfling's words, then pulls out a gold coin and places it on the counter.</span></p>Tham absently rubs Moonpate's scalp while listening to the last of the halfling's words, then pulls out a gold coin and places it on the counter.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-17T22:54:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1232009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-17T20:25:39Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tham relaxes with his stew, intentionally not looking too concerned about anything.</span></p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham relaxes with his stew, intentionally not looking too concerned about anything.
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-17T20:25:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1142009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-14T17:23:45Z<p>"Why do I get the feeling that Chauntea's priests never said a word about anything bad coming up either . . . I'd rather trust my own eyes than a distant god and what he chooses to reveal," Tham says, under his breath, more to his companions than to the hin attending them.</p>
<p>"No offense, your Mistyness," Tham says to Dreav.</p>"Why do I get the feeling that Chauntea's priests never said a word about anything bad coming up either . . . I'd rather trust my own eyes than a distant god and what he chooses to reveal," Tham says, under his breath, more to his companions than to the hin attending them.
"No offense, your Mistyness," Tham says to Dreav.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-14T17:23:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=3?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#1072009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-12T01:38:23Z<p>Tham isn't shy about food, even if he manages to keep fairly trim and in shape.</p>
<p>"I'm drooling like a hin in a bake shop . . . er . . . no offense intended. I'd love some stew."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>To the side, Tham whispers that it couldn't hurt to ask if there are at least some restless dead wandering about.</span></p>
<p>To the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Tham isn't shy about food, even if he manages to keep fairly trim and in shape.
"I'm drooling like a hin in a bake shop . . . er . . . no offense intended. I'd love some stew."
To the side, Tham whispers that it couldn't hurt to ask if there are at least some restless dead wandering about.
To the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-12T01:38:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=2?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#962009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-08T14:32:14Z<p>"I'm all for staying in here, but then again, I have to be honest and say that I'm hoping to draw the sick bastards out by lying right here in their midst."</p>"I'm all for staying in here, but then again, I have to be honest and say that I'm hoping to draw the sick bastards out by lying right here in their midst."Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-08T14:32:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=2?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#932009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-06T05:55:45Z<p>"Lets get this over with. Damn Chauntea has let quite a bit happen to her followers in <i>this</i> corner of Faerun, whomever might have done these deeds. I guess vigilance isn't one of her interests."</p>
<p>Tham makes the gesture of Mask's faith that invokes Mask's shadow to hide them from the eyes of other gods, but then realizes that he's making this gesture out of habit rather than intentionally.</p>"Lets get this over with. Damn Chauntea has let quite a bit happen to her followers in this corner of Faerun, whomever might have done these deeds. I guess vigilance isn't one of her interests."
Tham makes the gesture of Mask's faith that invokes Mask's shadow to hide them from the eyes of other gods, but then realizes that he's making this gesture out of habit rather than intentionally.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-06T05:55:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Darkmeer's Shackled City PBPThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j88d&page=2?Darkmeers-Shackled-City-PBP#832009-04-14T15:14:26Z2009-03-02T02:44:50Z<p>"Maybe I'm just jittery at this point, but I have a bad feeling that if we ignore the big dark scary building, some big dark scary thing will rush out and bite us in the arse . . . so I guess my vote would be to secure any potential dangerous areas first before we move on . . what say you all?"</p>
<p>For the DM:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"Maybe I'm just jittery at this point, but I have a bad feeling that if we ignore the big dark scary building, some big dark scary thing will rush out and bite us in the arse . . . so I guess my vote would be to secure any potential dangerous areas first before we move on . . what say you all?"
For the DM:
[Spoiler omitted]Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-03-02T02:44:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Darkmeer's Shackled CityThammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7jn?Darkmeers-Shackled-City#282009-11-12T11:06:26Z2009-02-22T16:22:44Z<p>No worries, I understood, and I'm having a lot of fun with this group so far.</p>No worries, I understood, and I'm having a lot of fun with this group so far.Thammarazs Hovaraszk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-02-22T16:22:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Where Are The Other 79 Erik Monas?KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7th?Where-Are-The-Other-79-Erik-Monas#52009-01-22T00:12:39Z2009-01-22T00:12:39Z<p>I know I hardly ever see someone else using that avatar . . .</p>I know I hardly ever see someone else using that avatar . . .KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)2009-01-22T00:12:39ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Seoni as SantaBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j4df?Seoni-as-Santa#202010-01-20T02:24:58Z2008-12-25T17:31:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Yay!!!
</p>
This thread again!!!!! </blockquote><p>Eveything new am old again.Heathansson wrote:Yay!!!
This thread again!!!!!
Eveything new am old again.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-12-25T17:31:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Merry ChristmasHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j4c0?Merry-Christmas#102008-12-25T14:55:50Z2008-12-25T14:55:49Z<p>Little Banner wanted to wish Merry Christmas, but Banner sit on pinecone! Now Hulk chafe! Hulk drink eggnog!</p>Little Banner wanted to wish Merry Christmas, but Banner sit on pinecone! Now Hulk chafe! Hulk drink eggnog!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-12-25T14:55:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Merry ChristmasBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j4c0?Merry-Christmas#92008-12-25T14:53:49Z2008-12-25T14:53:49Z<p>Bizarro sincerely hope every have a terrible holiday and an painful New Year. Him say this from the top of Bizarro's heart.</p>Bizarro sincerely hope every have a terrible holiday and an painful New Year. Him say this from the top of Bizarro's heart.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-12-25T14:53:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2442008-11-24T05:08:37Z2008-11-24T05:08:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Mr Hulk,
</p>
I also heard Alice the Goon say that went double for her.
<br />
Yours,
<br />
M. </blockquote><p>Bizarro not hear that Hulk double up on Alice the Goon and . . . Bizarro am totally going to finish this comment because him not afraid of Fat Joey's lawyers at all.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dear Mr Hulk,
I also heard Alice the Goon say that went double for her.
Yours,
M.
Bizarro not hear that Hulk double up on Alice the Goon and . . . Bizarro am totally going to finish this comment because him not afraid of Fat Joey's lawyers at all.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T05:08:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2402008-11-24T04:57:14Z2008-11-24T04:56:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Mr. I. Hulk,
</p>
How is your relationship with Ang Lee these days?
<br />
Signed,
<br />
A Concerned Leafy Friend </blockquote><p>Bizarro am Hulk, but me am not trying to answer this for him. Rumor has it that Ang Lee not have restraining order on him, and if he come near any Avengers movie, him not taken straight to the Vault until DC not allow Halle Berry to play Catwoman again.
<p>(That not when Hell freeze over)</p>Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dear Mr. I. Hulk,
How is your relationship with Ang Lee these days?
Signed,
A Concerned Leafy Friend
Bizarro am Hulk, but me am not trying to answer this for him. Rumor has it that Ang Lee not have restraining order on him, and if he come near any Avengers movie, him not taken straight to the Vault until DC not allow Halle Berry to play Catwoman again. (That not when Hell freeze over)BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:56:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2372008-11-24T04:53:21Z2008-11-24T04:53:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>How come Zibarro looks normal, but you look like a dead moronic slack-jawed troglodyte? </blockquote><p>Bizarro am not just happy him not look like underwear model like him imperfect facimi . . . faker on Smallville.Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizarro,
How come Zibarro looks normal, but you look like a dead moronic slack-jawed troglodyte?
Bizarro am not just happy him not look like underwear model like him imperfect facimi . . . faker on Smallville.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:53:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2362008-11-24T04:51:46Z2008-11-24T04:51:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,
</p>
Is Lindsay Lohan playing Wonder Man in the new Avengers movie? </blockquote><p>Yes, she am, but only her mom not interested in playing Hipp . . . Hyp . . . Hipotopomuslyta . . .
<p>Bizarro am hoping this great movie that keeps Fat Joey employed for a long time.</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Hulk,
Is Lindsay Lohan playing Wonder Man in the new Avengers movie?
Yes, she am, but only her mom not interested in playing Hipp . . . Hyp . . . Hipotopomuslyta . . . Bizarro am hoping this great movie that keeps Fat Joey employed for a long time.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:51:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2342008-11-24T04:49:13Z2008-11-24T04:49:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bizarro,</p>
<p>Is the Thanksgiving Scorpion real?</p>
<p>Timmy </blockquote><p>Bizarro not confused at all that dog man posting as Timmy but am saying he am Timmy when he am not dog man. Bizarro must not ponder this.
<p>Bizarro not done pondering, onto question . . . the Thanksgiving Scorpion am not real. He am not as real as the spirit of hiding mom's experi . . . er . . . special recipies so she am not cooking them on Thanksgiving, and not as real as the spirit of letting dad sneak bourbon under the guise of a playful holiday mascot.</p>
<p>So no, Virginia, the Thanksgiving scorpion am not real . . . him not as real as mom's cooking Thanksgiving Surprise and dad's getting buzzed before him have to deal with mom's side of the family one more time this year.</p>Heathansson wrote:Bizarro,
Is the Thanksgiving Scorpion real?
Timmy
Bizarro not confused at all that dog man posting as Timmy but am saying he am Timmy when he am not dog man. Bizarro must not ponder this. Bizarro not done pondering, onto question . . . the Thanksgiving Scorpion am not real. He am not as real as the spirit of hiding mom's experi . . . er . . . special recipies so she am not cooking them on Thanksgiving, and not as real as the spirit of letting dad sneak bourbon under the...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:49:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2312008-11-24T04:44:31Z2008-11-24T04:44:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">EileenProphetofIstus wrote:</div><blockquote> Dear Bizarro, how do I prevent a bad hair day? Cutting all of the hair off isn't an option. </blockquote><p>Bizarro not thinking that lots of hair gel the answer. This totally not work for Superman, just look at him. Him actually not take time to gel hair when changing out of him clothes as . . .
<p>Oh, you almost failed to get Bizarro to tell who am Superman really, but Bizarro completely going to say Clark Kent's secret not safe with me.</p>EileenProphetofIstus wrote:Dear Bizarro, how do I prevent a bad hair day? Cutting all of the hair off isn't an option.
Bizarro not thinking that lots of hair gel the answer. This totally not work for Superman, just look at him. Him actually not take time to gel hair when changing out of him clothes as . . . Oh, you almost failed to get Bizarro to tell who am Superman really, but Bizarro completely going to say Clark Kent's secret not safe with me.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:44:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2292008-11-24T04:42:27Z2008-11-24T04:42:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro?
</p>
How me am get rid of kobold infestations?</p>
<p>Concerned DungeonOwner </blockquote><p>Bizarro not fan of kobold motels.Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizarro?
How me am get rid of kobold infestations?Concerned DungeonOwner
Bizarro not fan of kobold motels.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:42:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2272008-11-24T04:41:20Z2008-11-24T04:41:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jal Dorak wrote:</div><blockquote> Hulk, I have been wondering, how big is your keyboard? </blockquote><p>Bizarro not have to take back column from Hulk because Hulk not busy with Avengers movie and stuff. Bizarro not upset at all, especially since Bizarro not even get walk on part in brilliant Mortal Kombat game.
<p>Bizarro sure Hulk's keyboard just like anyone else's keyboard, but only when it am cold.</p>Jal Dorak wrote:Hulk, I have been wondering, how big is your keyboard?
Bizarro not have to take back column from Hulk because Hulk not busy with Avengers movie and stuff. Bizarro not upset at all, especially since Bizarro not even get walk on part in brilliant Mortal Kombat game. Bizarro sure Hulk's keyboard just like anyone else's keyboard, but only when it am cold.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-11-24T04:41:18ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Some things I don't like in the Pathfinder settingWorldwound Ambassador Gutripper (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isxw&page=2?Some-things-I-dont-like-in-the-Pathfinder#952008-09-23T02:50:00Z2008-09-23T02:50:00Z<p>Oh come on, you guys have NO idea what bad PR is . . .</p>Oh come on, you guys have NO idea what bad PR is . . .Worldwound Ambassador Gutripper (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-09-23T02:50:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=5?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#2092008-08-23T01:32:38Z2008-08-23T01:32:37Z<p>For Hamfast, Rolem, and Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast, Rolem, and Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-23T01:32:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=5?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#2072008-08-22T16:02:36Z2008-08-22T16:02:36Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis, Hamfast, and Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis, Hamfast, and Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-22T16:02:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1992008-08-10T19:12:17Z2008-08-10T19:12:17Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-10T19:12:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1972008-08-10T05:19:54Z2008-08-10T05:19:54Z<p>For Everyone that hasn't retired to their own private rooms yet:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone that hasn't retired to their own private rooms yet:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-10T05:19:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1932008-08-08T16:41:15Z2008-08-08T16:41:15Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm all set to procede once all of you are ready to start. Just let me know who is going where, and we can go from there. But work out whatever you need to work out.</span></p>I'm all set to procede once all of you are ready to start. Just let me know who is going where, and we can go from there. But work out whatever you need to work out.Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-08T16:41:15ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: The Destruction of the Forgotten Realms?Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ij20&page=7?The-Destruction-of-the-Forgotten-Realms#3062009-06-09T04:32:13Z2008-08-07T20:59:22Z<p>Yeah, what they said . . .</p>
<p>Oh, and I have no idea if I'm still employed either . . . my agent won't even call me back.</p>Yeah, what they said . . .
Oh, and I have no idea if I'm still employed either . . . my agent won't even call me back.Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-07T20:59:22ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: This is just bad!Robert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ikpk&page=4?This-is-just-bad#1692008-08-06T22:08:54Z2008-08-06T22:08:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">KnightErrantJR wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Marks wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Really handy if you think someone is arguing with themself. ;) </blockquote>Now that would just be silly. </blockquote><p>You am brilliant and know exactly what you am talking about.
<p></blockquote><p>Actually, arguing with yourself isn't that uncommon . . . or so Leonard tells me.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 wrote:KnightErrantJR wrote: David Marks wrote:Really handy if you think someone is arguing with themself. ;)
Now that would just be silly. You am brilliant and know exactly what you am talking about. Actually, arguing with yourself isn't that uncommon . . . or so Leonard tells me.Robert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-06T22:08:53ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: This is just bad!BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ikpk&page=4?This-is-just-bad#1682008-08-06T22:07:56Z2008-08-06T22:07:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KnightErrantJR wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Marks wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Really handy if you think someone is arguing with themself. ;) </blockquote>Now that would just be silly. </blockquote><p>You am brilliant and know exactly what you am talking about.KnightErrantJR wrote:David Marks wrote:Really handy if you think someone is arguing with themself. ;)
Now that would just be silly. You am brilliant and know exactly what you am talking about.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-06T22:07:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1772008-08-04T20:59:20Z2008-08-04T20:59:20Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>XP Award (Roleplaying):</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]
XP Award (Roleplaying):
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-04T20:59:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1662008-08-03T01:56:53Z2008-08-03T01:56:51Z<p>The dwarf snorts at the Lathanderite's question.</p>
<p>"I can sent ye some ale or some spirits, and some o' the bread I 'ave left, but wine ain't nothing we usually keep in stock."</p>The dwarf snorts at the Lathanderite's question.
"I can sent ye some ale or some spirits, and some o' the bread I 'ave left, but wine ain't nothing we usually keep in stock."Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-03T01:56:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1642008-08-02T18:52:21Z2008-08-02T18:52:21Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>"Eh, aren't ye a cute little hin?," Burna gravels at Hamfast.</p>
<p>"Since ye asked so nice, I'm thinkin' that the wench he was couchin' the lance with was one o' those Floshin brats that goes runnin' round the North and reportin' back to Elorfindar to the west o' here."</p>For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
"Eh, aren't ye a cute little hin?," Burna gravels at Hamfast.
"Since ye asked so nice, I'm thinkin' that the wench he was couchin' the lance with was one o' those Floshin brats that goes runnin' round the North and reportin' back to Elorfindar to the west o' here."Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-02T18:52:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1622008-08-02T16:41:18Z2008-08-02T16:41:17Z<p>Burna scratches her whiskers and says, "Aye, I've gotcher rooms right 'ere. Ye may want to be bolting the doors at night, and don't be getting any thoughts about taken the boards with ye when ye've left . . . wood don't come cheap."</p>
<p>Burna motions to the rooms off to the left hand side of the counter she is standing at.</p>
<p>"Ye've got the Duke's wing all to yourselves . . . we named it that because his bastard half brother used to use it to have little secret meetins with a certain lady friend."</p>Burna scratches her whiskers and says, "Aye, I've gotcher rooms right 'ere. Ye may want to be bolting the doors at night, and don't be getting any thoughts about taken the boards with ye when ye've left . . . wood don't come cheap."
Burna motions to the rooms off to the left hand side of the counter she is standing at.
"Ye've got the Duke's wing all to yourselves . . . we named it that because his bastard half brother used to use it to have little secret meetins with a certain lady friend."Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-02T16:41:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1582008-08-02T03:46:57Z2008-08-02T03:46:56Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-02T03:46:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=4?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1572008-08-02T03:43:14Z2008-08-02T03:43:13Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>As the rest of the party is sitting around the dusty common room of the Daggerford Inn, you see the door open and Taranis walks into the Inn. </p>
<p>Taranis sees the worn, dust covered, nearly deserted common room for the first time, as well as the meager offerings of food on the tables of his party members.</p>For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
As the rest of the party is sitting around the dusty common room of the Daggerford Inn, you see the door open and Taranis walks into the Inn.
Taranis sees the worn, dust covered, nearly deserted common room for the first time, as well as the meager offerings of food on the tables of his party members.Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-08-02T03:43:13ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Praise SebastianAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ijwj&page=3?Praise-Sebastian#1162008-07-31T05:16:03Z2008-07-31T05:16:03Z<p>WOTC hasn't called me back in months . . . I think they gave my job to that SOB. If I still had control over an entire multiverse, I'd make his life a living hell . . . hell, I'd make him his own hell. I could have done it too . . . back in the day.</p>
<p>What the hell does an unemployed Overgod do anyway?</p>WOTC hasn't called me back in months . . . I think they gave my job to that SOB. If I still had control over an entire multiverse, I'd make his life a living hell . . . hell, I'd make him his own hell. I could have done it too . . . back in the day.
What the hell does an unemployed Overgod do anyway?Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-31T05:16:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1492008-07-30T02:20:47Z2008-07-30T02:20:45Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph, Hamfast, and Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph, Hamfast, and Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-30T02:20:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1482008-07-28T15:45:51Z2008-07-28T15:45:51Z<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-28T15:45:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1422008-07-26T06:17:31Z2008-07-26T06:17:30Z<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis and Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph and Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis and Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
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For Bardolph and Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-26T06:17:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1362008-07-24T04:34:36Z2008-07-24T04:34:36Z<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-24T04:34:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1342008-07-24T02:38:31Z2008-07-24T02:36:57Z<p>For Hamfast and Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast and Bardolph:
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For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-24T02:36:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1322008-07-24T02:14:51Z2008-07-24T02:14:51Z<p>For Those in the Emporium:</p>
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<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Those in the Emporium:
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For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-24T02:14:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1282008-07-24T00:11:17Z2008-07-24T00:11:15Z<p>For Bardolph, Taranis, and Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Burik: </p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Anyone Leaving the Emporium:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Bardolph, Taranis, and Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
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For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
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For Anyone Leaving the Emporium:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-24T00:11:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1242008-07-23T01:55:18Z2008-07-23T01:54:38Z<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph, Taranis and Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph:
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For Bardolph, Taranis and Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-23T01:54:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1202008-07-22T03:20:58Z2008-07-22T03:20:20Z<p>For Hamfast, Bardolph, Burik, and Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast, Bardolph, Burik, and Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-22T03:20:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1172008-07-22T02:06:27Z2008-07-22T02:06:26Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Taranis:
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For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-22T02:06:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1152008-07-22T01:46:47Z2008-07-22T01:46:47Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Taranis:
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For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-22T01:46:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1132008-07-22T00:04:38Z2008-07-22T00:04:38Z<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Rolem:
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For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-22T00:04:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1122008-07-21T23:56:28Z2008-07-21T23:56:27Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Hamfast, Bardolph, and Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast:
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For Hamfast, Bardolph, and Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-21T23:56:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1102008-07-21T05:12:37Z2008-07-21T05:12:37Z<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-21T05:12:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1082008-07-20T15:44:44Z2008-07-20T15:44:43Z<p>Its still in the afternoon for those that want a reference for what time it is.</p>
<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Its still in the afternoon for those that want a reference for what time it is.
For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-20T15:44:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=3?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1042008-07-20T01:52:49Z2008-07-20T01:52:49Z<p>For Hamfast and Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>The crowd seems oddly interested in the halflings recitation and war gong performance. Either he has a quirky talent, or the alcohol in this establishment is very potent.</p>
<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast and Rolem:
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The crowd seems oddly interested in the halflings recitation and war gong performance. Either he has a quirky talent, or the alcohol in this establishment is very potent.
For Everyone:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-20T01:52:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#1002008-07-19T19:01:24Z2008-07-19T19:01:24Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Everyone:</p>
<p>Rolem stands up and stalks toward the door studiously avoiding the meeting the halfling's gaze, and as he opens the door to leave, he runs directly into a man covered up that is trying to slide into the Emporium.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Everyone make a perception roll.</span></p>For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Everyone:
Rolem stands up and stalks toward the door studiously avoiding the meeting the halfling's gaze, and as he opens the door to leave, he runs directly into a man covered up that is trying to slide into the Emporium.
Everyone make a perception roll.Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-19T19:01:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#972008-07-19T17:35:51Z2008-07-19T17:35:50Z<p>For Rolem, Burik, and Bardoph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Rolem, Burik, and Bardoph:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-19T17:35:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#942008-07-19T11:40:03Z2008-07-19T11:40:03Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis and Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis and Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-19T11:40:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#902008-07-19T05:38:22Z2008-07-19T05:38:22Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph and Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph and Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-19T05:38:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#862008-07-18T21:56:54Z2008-07-18T21:56:53Z<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis and Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis and Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-18T21:56:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#822008-07-18T03:49:24Z2008-07-18T03:49:23Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-18T03:49:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#802008-07-18T03:18:26Z2008-07-18T03:15:27Z<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-18T03:15:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#782008-07-18T02:40:46Z2008-07-18T02:40:45Z<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-18T02:40:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#772008-07-18T02:20:28Z2008-07-18T02:20:28Z<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-18T02:20:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#742008-07-17T16:17:05Z2008-07-17T16:17:05Z<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-17T16:17:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#732008-07-17T16:09:27Z2008-07-17T16:09:27Z<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-17T16:09:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#702008-07-16T23:32:28Z2008-07-16T23:32:27Z<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-16T23:32:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#682008-07-16T16:10:56Z2008-07-16T16:10:56Z<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>For Rolem:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Burik:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Bardolph:
[Spoiler omitted]
For Rolem:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-16T16:10:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#632008-07-15T22:27:32Z2008-07-15T22:27:31Z<p>By virtue of the actual inhabitants of Daggerford, especially in the winter, Daggerford is but a village, but during the spring, summer, and fall, enough trade splinters off of Waterdeep, and enough travelers stay in the town, that it has a more stable base of trade than its size would indicate.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Daggerford is a village, but it counts as a Small Town due to its proximity to Waterdeep, so you can buy any normal, non-magical gear up to 800 gold pieces total here. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>If you want something more expensive than that, its not too hard to get. One the the guildmasters can usually order it from their contacts in Waterdeep and get it back within the tenday.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>You can buy anything normal by walking around Daggerford, although if you make a diplomacy check to gather information about the town, you can get an idea of where all of the shops and major features of the town are.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>If you want to buy anything masterwork, we'll roleplay that once you zero in on a given shop that might have the goods that you want.</span></p>By virtue of the actual inhabitants of Daggerford, especially in the winter, Daggerford is but a village, but during the spring, summer, and fall, enough trade splinters off of Waterdeep, and enough travelers stay in the town, that it has a more stable base of trade than its size would indicate.
Daggerford is a village, but it counts as a Small Town due to its proximity to Waterdeep, so you can buy any normal, non-magical gear up to 800 gold pieces total here.
If you want something more...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-15T22:27:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#572008-07-15T15:50:06Z2008-07-15T15:50:05Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Delfen perks up at Rolem's comment. "Ah yes, the gold!"</p>
<p>Claping his hands, five full purses float into view and land directly in front of each of you.</p>
<p>"If you check, you should see that you each have 250 gold pieces in there. I'll make arrangements at the Daggerford Inn as well. Spend this as you see fit, and I'll have more for you as you bring me information."</p>
<p>For Taranis:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]
Delfen perks up at Rolem's comment. "Ah yes, the gold!"
Claping his hands, five full purses float into view and land directly in front of each of you.
"If you check, you should see that you each have 250 gold pieces in there. I'll make arrangements at the Daggerford Inn as well. Spend this as you see fit, and I'll have more for you as you bring me information."
For Taranis:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-15T15:50:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln&page=2?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#512008-07-15T02:52:06Z2008-07-15T02:52:06Z<p>Delfen rubs his temples, as if nursing a headache.</p>
<p>"As the rest of you can see, I've tried to provide you a worker of Art that isn't well known for his competence, and yet isn't a complete lackspell . . . I may have half succeeded."</p>
<p>Delfen turns toward Bardolph, "for the record, <i>Malabrarvius' Musings</i> mainly deals with the author's obsession with jotun blooded women and spells and charms for making himself . . . able to woo them. Interesting topic, but not likely the one that would engender a well orchestrated conspiracy, now would it?"</p>
<p>For Bardolph:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Delfen rubs his temples, as if nursing a headache.
"As the rest of you can see, I've tried to provide you a worker of Art that isn't well known for his competence, and yet isn't a complete lackspell . . . I may have half succeeded."
Delfen turns toward Bardolph, "for the record, Malabrarvius' Musings mainly deals with the author's obsession with jotun blooded women and spells and charms for making himself . . . able to woo them. Interesting topic, but not likely the one that would engender...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-15T02:52:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#492008-07-15T00:29:44Z2008-07-15T00:29:44Z<p>"Sir Govannon, I believe that I might be able to pull some strings with Mistress Landscrapper, the owner of the Daggerford Inn, so that you have a place to rest and at least a potentially edible meal once in a while.</p>
<p>Its a passable place to stay, and beyond the fact that I've got a favor to call in from Demetira, it might be a bit obvious to put you up in a place that was more . . . extravagent," Delfen tells you.</p>
<p>"Saer Longblade, each of the guilds in the city was interested in placing their own representative in the position of Governor-Mayor, and the mining guild seemed to be in the best position to place one of their own, but Balabar Smenk decided to undercut the Ironeater brothers, and since all of them were of the mining guild, the guild fell out of favor as the most likely to nominate a leader.</p>
<p>Smenk thought he would be the next logical choice after cutting down on Ironeater, but the other guilds decided upon a non guild member to take the position, and hence my brother ascended to the post."</p>
<p>Delfen takes a drink of his wine.</p>
<p>"Rumor has it that Zalamandria whispered in a few ears that a neutral party might be the best to put in place."</p>
<p>"Saer Stonefist, as I said, my brother was working as an agent of the Duke for the last few months, and had no guild affiliation. I'm not sure that there was much contact between them, though who knows, Smenk tends to rub everyone the wrong way eventually," Delfen relates.</p>
<p>"As to the adventurers . . . well . . . my brother was an adventurer himself, and it seems that at least two of them have crossed blades with him in the past, and not parted on good terms. Not mortal enemies, to be certain, but definitely not the fastest of allies."</p>"Sir Govannon, I believe that I might be able to pull some strings with Mistress Landscrapper, the owner of the Daggerford Inn, so that you have a place to rest and at least a potentially edible meal once in a while.
Its a passable place to stay, and beyond the fact that I've got a favor to call in from Demetira, it might be a bit obvious to put you up in a place that was more . . . extravagent," Delfen tells you.
"Saer Longblade, each of the guilds in the city was interested in placing...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-15T00:29:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#432008-07-14T04:36:31Z2008-07-14T04:36:31Z<p>"Saer Stonefist, what I mean is that I put out good coin to make my brother's unsavory friend Cubbin forget that he knew any of you, in most cases," Delfen says, with a slight irritated tone in his voice.</p>
<p>"Each of you has unique talents, but the one talent all of you seem to share is that of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This, thank Tymora, is also useful to me, as it makes all of you seem much less likely to be agents of note working for anyone."</p>
<p>"Before any of you take offense at that, think about where you were twelve bells ago, and then tell me that you all couldn't use a reprieve from Beshaba's glare."</p>
<p>For Burik:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>"Saer Stonefist, what I mean is that I put out good coin to make my brother's unsavory friend Cubbin forget that he knew any of you, in most cases," Delfen says, with a slight irritated tone in his voice.
"Each of you has unique talents, but the one talent all of you seem to share is that of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This, thank Tymora, is also useful to me, as it makes all of you seem much less likely to be agents of note working for anyone."
"Before any of you take...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-14T04:36:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#402008-07-14T01:51:17Z2008-07-14T01:51:16Z<p>In the study, Delfen points to a cart with various beverages and makes an inviting gesture.</p>
<p>"Feel free to take your refreshments," Delfen tells you.</p>
<p>"I cut right to the chase. My brother is Lanod Ondabar, the newly appointed leader of this town. Quite frankly, I'm worried about him and the potential trouble he may have gotten himself into."</p>
<p>"Lanod was chosen to run the city by the new council, but I fear this was done to set him up for a fall by those responsible for the deaths of Duke Pwyll and his family. Its not great secret that Balabar Smenk and Derwin Ironeater managed to take any representative of the mining guild out of the running with their infighting. Derwin's brother was quite upset by that turn of events."</p>
<p>"At any rate, I've been very wary of the newcomers to town, and how they might have been involved with any of these strange events. I know this may sound strange coming from a man that settled here from Ireabor, but I consider this place my home now, and I must admit I'm protective of my brother as well, who indeed has more ambition than good sense."</p>
<p>"I would like you, as uniquely . . . talented individuals, to ask around, find out if anything is in the offing in the less savory parts of town. In particular, I know an adventuring company has come to town speaking of how they are exploring the Forlorn Hills looking at ancient Shoon Imperium ruins."</p>
<p>"I'd like you to find out what you can about these adventurers, or anything else strange going on, and report these things back to me. In addition to the gold I spent on all of your . . . hardships . . . I'm willing to give each of you 250 gold to look into these matters for me."</p>
<p>"What do you all have to say?"</p>In the study, Delfen points to a cart with various beverages and makes an inviting gesture.
"Feel free to take your refreshments," Delfen tells you.
"I cut right to the chase. My brother is Lanod Ondabar, the newly appointed leader of this town. Quite frankly, I'm worried about him and the potential trouble he may have gotten himself into."
"Lanod was chosen to run the city by the new council, but I fear this was done to set him up for a fall by those responsible for the deaths of Duke...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-14T01:51:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#392008-07-14T01:34:57Z2008-07-14T01:34:57Z<p>As Hamfast is handing the leather purse to Burik, the door to the tower opens. In the doorway you see a man, perhaps in his late thirties, somewhat shorter than average, with a round belly and a long brown beard.</p>
<p>He grins at you all, and makes a gesture, saying, "Well, this has caused a bit of contention so far, so let's just take this away for the moment."</p>
<p>An invisible force seizes the purse, and it flies back toward the man standing in the doorway.</p>
<p>"Come on into my study. My name is Delfen Ondabar, and I have arranged for all of you to be here this day because you have . . . both unique talents and circumstances."</p>
<p>He is wearing simple but well made robes, and at his belt you see a golden dagger tucked to the side.</p>As Hamfast is handing the leather purse to Burik, the door to the tower opens. In the doorway you see a man, perhaps in his late thirties, somewhat shorter than average, with a round belly and a long brown beard.
He grins at you all, and makes a gesture, saying, "Well, this has caused a bit of contention so far, so let's just take this away for the moment."
An invisible force seizes the purse, and it flies back toward the man standing in the doorway.
"Come on into my study. My name is...Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-14T01:34:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#282008-07-12T18:00:19Z2008-07-12T18:00:18Z<p>As you reach for the door, ready to meet your prospective employer and apparent benefactor, all of you notice that Hamfast glances sidelong at his vest for a moment, and appears to be lightly tugging on something.</p>
<p>A moment later you see a small leather purse hit the ground, making the unmistakable sound of clinking coins, as a few gold coins fall from Hamfast's hand.</p>
<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>As you reach for the door, ready to meet your prospective employer and apparent benefactor, all of you notice that Hamfast glances sidelong at his vest for a moment, and appears to be lightly tugging on something.
A moment later you see a small leather purse hit the ground, making the unmistakable sound of clinking coins, as a few gold coins fall from Hamfast's hand.
For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-12T18:00:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#202008-07-11T15:46:08Z2008-07-11T15:46:07Z<p>You have all found yourselves near the north wall and just outside of a heavily fortified tower.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>You can continue your conversation here, and as soon as you are ready to enter, let me know, and you can proceede inside.</span></p>You have all found yourselves near the north wall and just outside of a heavily fortified tower.
You can continue your conversation here, and as soon as you are ready to enter, let me know, and you can proceede inside.Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-11T15:46:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Ill Met In Daggerford (KnightErrantJR's Age of Worms Campaign)Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihln?Ill-Met-In-Daggerford#192008-07-11T15:44:28Z2008-07-11T15:44:27Z<p>For Hamfast:</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>For Hamfast:
[Spoiler omitted]Dungeon Master KEJR (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-07-11T15:44:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2142008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-14T04:58:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Hey! Hulk! KC says that he hates your movie! And, uh, he hates clowns! </blockquote><p>Hulk smash clown hater! Clowns make Hulk laugh! Hulk make balloon animal out of little dog lizard man!The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:Hey! Hulk! KC says that he hates your movie! And, uh, he hates clowns!
Hulk smash clown hater! Clowns make Hulk laugh! Hulk make balloon animal out of little dog lizard man!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-14T04:58:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What should I see?Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2idqr?What-should-I-see#202008-06-14T03:50:30Z2008-06-14T03:50:29Z<p>Hulk say in unbiased manner: Go see Hulk movie! Hulk need residuals! Hulk shill!</p>Hulk say in unbiased manner: Go see Hulk movie! Hulk need residuals! Hulk shill!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-14T03:50:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2112008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-14T03:23:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,</p>
<p>I heard a rumor that Captain America is making a cameo in your new movie. How does that make you feel?
<br />
</blockquote><p>Hulk ambivalent!
<p>Okay, Hulk kind of jazzed . . . Hulk not see final cut yet. Joe Quesada not let Hulk go to premiere because Hulk not find tux for 10'4" guy. Hulk say "Big and Tall" store suck.</p>Aberzombie wrote:Dear Hulk,
I heard a rumor that Captain America is making a cameo in your new movie. How does that make you feel?
Hulk ambivalent! Okay, Hulk kind of jazzed . . . Hulk not see final cut yet. Joe Quesada not let Hulk go to premiere because Hulk not find tux for 10'4" guy. Hulk say "Big and Tall" store suck.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-14T03:23:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2092008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-14T03:01:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,
</p>
There's this <i>really, really</i> dumb thread that keeps driving me insane. I'm always thinking it should be on the 'off-topic' forums but nobody listens to me. What should I do? </blockquote><p>Puny Banner not answer column . . . Hulk answer! Smash column! Smash puny column!
<p>Go see Hulk movie! No post on boards tonight!</p>Kobold Cleaver wrote:Dear Hulk,
There's this really, really dumb thread that keeps driving me insane. I'm always thinking it should be on the 'off-topic' forums but nobody listens to me. What should I do?
Puny Banner not answer column . . . Hulk answer! Smash column! Smash puny column! Go see Hulk movie! No post on boards tonight!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-14T03:01:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadRobert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2082008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-14T02:59:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,
</p>
There's this <i>really, really</i> dumb thread that keeps driving me insane. I'm always thinking it should be on the 'off-topic' forums but nobody listens to me. What should I do? </blockquote><p>Hulk's really, really excitable right now, what with the opening night of the movie. Maybe we should be really careful what we ask him . . . I mean, reading posts can be stressful, and . . . you . . . I . . .Kobold Cleaver wrote:Dear Hulk,
There's this really, really dumb thread that keeps driving me insane. I'm always thinking it should be on the 'off-topic' forums but nobody listens to me. What should I do?
Hulk's really, really excitable right now, what with the opening night of the movie. Maybe we should be really careful what we ask him . . . I mean, reading posts can be stressful, and . . . you . . . I . . .Robert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-14T02:59:25ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: How to Disguise the Non-HumanBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2i9nv?How-to-Disguise-the-NonHuman#292008-06-07T03:13:58Z2008-06-07T03:13:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
You didn't say what race the PC is to start with. If he's Kryptonian, apparently an ordinary pair of eyeglasses will do the trick. </blockquote><p>Me am not completely vouching for this disguise. No one not know who you am that way.Vic Wertz wrote:You didn't say what race the PC is to start with. If he's Kryptonian, apparently an ordinary pair of eyeglasses will do the trick.
Me am not completely vouching for this disguise. No one not know who you am that way.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-07T03:13:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2062008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-07T01:58:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jal Dorak wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,</p>
<p>I just asked a question for Bizarro but he was on vacation, and that upset you. Is there any way I can make it up to you (keeping in mind I am planning on seeing your new movie already)? </blockquote><p>Puny Banner say Hulk should ask for something called "residuals" from Joe Quesada. Guess Hulk like residuals. And puppies.Jal Dorak wrote:Dear Hulk,
I just asked a question for Bizarro but he was on vacation, and that upset you. Is there any way I can make it up to you (keeping in mind I am planning on seeing your new movie already)?
Puny Banner say Hulk should ask for something called "residuals" from Joe Quesada. Guess Hulk like residuals. And puppies.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-07T01:58:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2052008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-07T01:56:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,</p>
<p>Any advice on how to deal with the ladies? </blockquote><p>Hulk not ladies' man like Doc Samson is. Hulk advice to get pony tail and not wear shirt.Aberzombie wrote:Dear Hulk,
Any advice on how to deal with the ladies?
Hulk not ladies' man like Doc Samson is. Hulk advice to get pony tail and not wear shirt.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-07T01:56:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2022008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-06T02:43:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jal Dorak wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>Recently I asked my group of players if they thought it was time for an edition change. They responded with a resounding "YES!" They immediately demanded that our group now use the old Marvel Superheroes FASERIP system to build their characters. What should I do? I don't want to lose my gaming group!</p>
<p>Please help me!</p>
<p>Signed,
<br />
Altered Human with Psyche 100 and no skills. </blockquote><p>Rar! Hulk just realize you ask this question from Bizarro! Bizarro on vacation! Hulk is columnist now! Ask Hulk question! Hulk have to promote movie or else Joe Quesada not let Hulk into Avengers movie!
<p>Go see Hulk movie!</p>Jal Dorak wrote:Dear Bizarro,
Recently I asked my group of players if they thought it was time for an edition change. They responded with a resounding "YES!" They immediately demanded that our group now use the old Marvel Superheroes FASERIP system to build their characters. What should I do? I don't want to lose my gaming group!
Please help me!
Signed,
Altered Human with Psyche 100 and no skills.
Rar! Hulk just realize you ask this question from Bizarro! Bizarro on vacation! Hulk is...Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-06T02:43:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=5?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2012008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-06T02:40:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lightbringer wrote:</div><blockquote> Hulk, I'm fighting a big earth elemental, any good advice? </blockquote><p>Hulk smash nads, but earth elemental has no nads! No nads make Hulk angry . . .
<p>What earth elemental?</p>Lightbringer wrote:Hulk, I'm fighting a big earth elemental, any good advice?
Hulk smash nads, but earth elemental has no nads! No nads make Hulk angry . . . What earth elemental?Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-06T02:40:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#2002008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-06T02:38:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jal Dorak wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>Recently I asked my group of players if they thought it was time for an edition change. They responded with a resounding "YES!" They immediately demanded that our group now use the old Marvel Superheroes FASERIP system to build their characters. What should I do? I don't want to lose my gaming group!</p>
<p>Please help me!</p>
<p>Signed,
<br />
Altered Human with Psyche 100 and no skills. </blockquote><p>Hulk say listen to group. FASERIP system make Hulk stronger as he get madder . . . and Hulk is strongest one there is!
<p>Plus Hulk laugh green ass off at example of Aunt May offing Galactus.</p>Jal Dorak wrote:Dear Bizarro,
Recently I asked my group of players if they thought it was time for an edition change. They responded with a resounding "YES!" They immediately demanded that our group now use the old Marvel Superheroes FASERIP system to build their characters. What should I do? I don't want to lose my gaming group!
Please help me!
Signed,
Altered Human with Psyche 100 and no skills.
Hulk say listen to group. FASERIP system make Hulk stronger as he get madder . . . and Hulk...Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-06T02:38:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1992008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-06T02:36:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Yeah, me too. </blockquote><p>Hulk say look at previous reply. Look! Look! Hulk say look at it!
<p>Hulk like beans . . .</p>Heathansson wrote:Yeah, me too.
Hulk say look at previous reply. Look! Look! Hulk say look at it! Hulk like beans . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-06T02:36:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1982008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-06T02:35:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Hulk,</p>
<p>I was exposed to gamma radiation, but haven't developed any special powers. What gives? </blockquote><p>Hulk suggest getting sperm count checked . . . Hulk just saying . . .Aberzombie wrote:Dear Hulk,
I was exposed to gamma radiation, but haven't developed any special powers. What gives?
Hulk suggest getting sperm count checked . . . Hulk just saying . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-06T02:35:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1932008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-05T04:52:54Z<p>Puny Banner take too long to answer question . . . Hulk strongest columnist there is!</p>Puny Banner take too long to answer question . . . Hulk strongest columnist there is!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-05T04:52:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadRobert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1922008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-06-05T04:52:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Could Hulk get so angry he broke the erf? </blockquote><p>Mister Heathansson . . . you wouldn't like me when I'm angry . . . (also, it depends on if Joe Quesada thinks it would make a controversial storyline . . . I mean, if Wolverine can fricking heal better now that he remembers who he is . . . WTF is that about anyway . . . that really bugs me and another thing . . .
<p>Damn it, now I've gone all cross eyed . . .</p>Heathansson wrote:Could Hulk get so angry he broke the erf?
Mister Heathansson . . . you wouldn't like me when I'm angry . . . (also, it depends on if Joe Quesada thinks it would make a controversial storyline . . . I mean, if Wolverine can fricking heal better now that he remembers who he is . . . WTF is that about anyway . . . that really bugs me and another thing . . . Damn it, now I've gone all cross eyed . . .Robert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-06-05T04:52:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadRobert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1902008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:19:18Z<p>Hulk's a little tired, so I guess I'll sign off for him for the night . . . and if I could ask a favor . . . please don't explain golden showers to him . . . I have to wake up to whatever he does. ::shudder::</p>Hulk's a little tired, so I guess I'll sign off for him for the night . . . and if I could ask a favor . . . please don't explain golden showers to him . . . I have to wake up to whatever he does. ::shudder::Robert Bruce Banner, Not Hulk (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:19:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1892008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:12:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mothman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hulk, when Meatloaf says that he'll do anything for love ... but he won't do that ... what's he talking about?</p>
<p>Golden showers? </blockquote><p>Meatloaf not willing to give up remote control for love. Understandable. Hulk hate not controlling TV!
<p>What golden shower? Hulk not shower very often . . . Hulk likes beans!</p>Mothman wrote:Hulk, when Meatloaf says that he'll do anything for love ... but he won't do that ... what's he talking about?
Golden showers?
Meatloaf not willing to give up remote control for love. Understandable. Hulk hate not controlling TV! What golden shower? Hulk not shower very often . . . Hulk likes beans!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:12:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1882008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:10:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Is Bizarro Driz'zt a evil word elf? </blockquote><p>Bizarro Driz'zt decisive guy that has personality changes due to major events in life and can commit to women very easily. Hulk like to commit to red heads . . .Heathansson wrote:Is Bizarro Driz'zt a evil word elf?
Bizarro Driz'zt decisive guy that has personality changes due to major events in life and can commit to women very easily. Hulk like to commit to red heads . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:10:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1872008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:08:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mothman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hulk, the first time you changed, how did you know to be wearing that stretchy purple underwear?</p>
<p>Just lucky? </blockquote><p>Puny Banner wearing gift from college friend, Reed Richards, called unstable underwear. Suppose to hide "embarrassing buldges," but work just as well for staying on Hulk when pants rip.Mothman wrote:Hulk, the first time you changed, how did you know to be wearing that stretchy purple underwear?
Just lucky?
Puny Banner wearing gift from college friend, Reed Richards, called unstable underwear. Suppose to hide "embarrassing buldges," but work just as well for staying on Hulk when pants rip.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:08:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1862008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:04:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hulk, Freelance Columnist wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Does Hulk have b!@#& t•!~? </blockquote><p>Hulk not speak werewolf . . . Hulk think Blade speak werewolf . . . funny symbols make Hulk head hurt.
</p>
</blockquote><p>Hey, Bizarro! Hulk help me so you not answer my question.
<p>Do Bizarros eat food in their butt, and....y'know....like the Southpark episode? </blockquote><p>Bizarro would love to not help you, but due to the legal agreement between Bizarro and Fat Joey, Bizarro must not decrease so Hulk can increase . . . or something like that . . . if Bizarro not remember question after Hulk movie bombs . . . er . . . releases, Bizarro gladly answer question . . . Bizarro always worry if he understand language question is in before he answers.Heathansson wrote:Hulk, Freelance Columnist wrote: Heathansson wrote:Does Hulk have b!@#& t*!~?
Hulk not speak werewolf . . . Hulk think Blade speak werewolf . . . funny symbols make Hulk head hurt.
Hey, Bizarro! Hulk help me so you not answer my question. Do Bizarros eat food in their butt, and....y'know....like the Southpark episode? Bizarro would love to not help you, but due to the legal agreement between Bizarro and Fat Joey, Bizarro must not decrease so Hulk can increase . . . or...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:04:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1812008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T05:00:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">R-type wrote:</div><blockquote> Can Hulk turn red? </blockquote><p>Hulk do what Joey say to do for ratings . . . what can Hulk say? Hulk will do anything for love . . . but he won't do that . . . oh no, Hulk not do that . . .R-type wrote:Can Hulk turn red?
Hulk do what Joey say to do for ratings . . . what can Hulk say? Hulk will do anything for love . . . but he won't do that . . . oh no, Hulk not do that . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T05:00:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1792008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:59:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Genius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizzaro,</p>
<p>I've recently learned my house has an infestation of gnomes. What should I do?</p>
<p>—Ab-gnomal Situation </blockquote><p>Hulk love to play whack a gnome at amusement park! Get hammer and play whack a gnome!
<p>Hulk always confuse gnome and moles . . . what difference again?</p>Evil Genius wrote:Dear Bizzaro,
I've recently learned my house has an infestation of gnomes. What should I do?
--Ab-gnomal Situation
Hulk love to play whack a gnome at amusement park! Get hammer and play whack a gnome! Hulk always confuse gnome and moles . . . what difference again?Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:59:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1772008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:56:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Does Hulk have b!@#& t•!~? </blockquote><p>Hulk not speak werewolf . . . Hulk think Blade speak werewolf . . . funny symbols make Hulk head hurt.Heathansson wrote:Does Hulk have b!@#& t*!~?
Hulk not speak werewolf . . . Hulk think Blade speak werewolf . . . funny symbols make Hulk head hurt.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:56:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1762008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:54:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kruelaid wrote:</div><blockquote> Mr. Hulk, does milk calm the savage beast inside you? </blockquote><p>Hulk not have savage beast inside him! Savage beast outside Hulk! Hulk not drink milk since Thing made joke about Hulk milk mustache that made Hulk feel dirty inside.Kruelaid wrote:Mr. Hulk, does milk calm the savage beast inside you?
Hulk not have savage beast inside him! Savage beast outside Hulk! Hulk not drink milk since Thing made joke about Hulk milk mustache that made Hulk feel dirty inside.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:54:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1752008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:52:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">niel wrote:</div><blockquote> Boxers or briefs? </blockquote><p>Rargh! That personal question . . . Hulk blush!niel wrote:Boxers or briefs?
Rargh! That personal question . . . Hulk blush!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:52:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1692008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:44:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Is the Bizarro Forgotten Realms the Remembered Realms?
</p>
Is Thay called "Yath," or "Bizzaro Thay?"
<br />
And what color are the wizards, purple? Green? </blockquote><p>Bizarro Forgotten Realms called "4th Edition." Rargh . . . Hulk tired of dog man questions . . . dog man smell like wet dog . . . man . . .Heathansson wrote:Is the Bizarro Forgotten Realms the Remembered Realms?
Is Thay called "Yath," or "Bizzaro Thay?"
And what color are the wizards, purple? Green?
Bizarro Forgotten Realms called "4th Edition." Rargh . . . Hulk tired of dog man questions . . . dog man smell like wet dog . . . man . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:44:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1682008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:42:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Is there a Bizarro Hulk? Does he fix lotsa things? </blockquote><p>Bizarro Hulk smashed by Fat Joey.Heathansson wrote:Is there a Bizarro Hulk? Does he fix lotsa things?
Bizarro Hulk smashed by Fat Joey.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:42:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1672008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:41:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Do Bizarro Richard Pett and Bizarro Nicolas Logue get along politely like those polite chipmunks from the Bugs Bunny cartoons? </blockquote><p>Bizarro Pett and Logue get along really well . . . really well. Hulk confused, but okay with it.Heathansson wrote:Do Bizarro Richard Pett and Bizarro Nicolas Logue get along politely like those polite chipmunks from the Bugs Bunny cartoons?
Bizarro Pett and Logue get along really well . . . really well. Hulk confused, but okay with it.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:41:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1652008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:40:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hulk, Freelance Columnist wrote:</div><blockquote> Hulk answer! </blockquote>Why is Ed Norton scarier than the Hulk? </blockquote><p>Hulk not allowed to talk about Fight Club.Heathansson wrote:Hulk, Freelance Columnist wrote: Hulk answer!
Why is Ed Norton scarier than the Hulk? Hulk not allowed to talk about Fight Club.Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:40:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1642008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:38:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Is there a Bizarro Driz'zt? </blockquote><p>Puny Bizarro Driz'zt still puny . . . but Hulk like kitty . . . Bizarro Driz'zt have cocker spaniel though . . .Heathansson wrote:Is there a Bizarro Driz'zt?
Puny Bizarro Driz'zt still puny . . . but Hulk like kitty . . . Bizarro Driz'zt have cocker spaniel though . . .Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:38:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1612008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:36:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> If Lindsay Lohan played Wonder Woman, who would play Bizarro Wonder Woman? </blockquote><p>Hulk like red heads, what color Lohan's hair now? Tell Hulk you like his answer!Heathansson wrote:If Lindsay Lohan played Wonder Woman, who would play Bizarro Wonder Woman?
Hulk like red heads, what color Lohan's hair now? Tell Hulk you like his answer!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:36:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadHulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1582008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:34:37Z<p>Hulk answer!</p>Hulk answer!Hulk, Freelance Columnist (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:34:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1572008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:33:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Isn't there a Bizarro Lois Lane too, so therefore you can leave Superman's old lady alone?
</p>
</blockquote><p>Bizarro World restraining order not say that I must har . . . mol . . . er . . . bother regular Lois Lane for a while.
<p>Now that we not hear from special dog man, let me not proudly present me guess columnist, here to not promote his new movie at all, my least favorite friend . . . the Hulk!</p>
<p>(Fat Joey say I can do this so I can not avoid lawsuit from previous comments)</p>Heathansson wrote:Isn't there a Bizarro Lois Lane too, so therefore you can leave Superman's old lady alone?
Bizarro World restraining order not say that I must har . . . mol . . . er . . . bother regular Lois Lane for a while. Now that we not hear from special dog man, let me not proudly present me guess columnist, here to not promote his new movie at all, my least favorite friend . . . the Hulk!
(Fat Joey say I can do this so I can not avoid lawsuit from previous comments)BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:33:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1542008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:29:34Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>So, I just want to know, am I going to get blamed for this "Spellplague" thing? And if I'm not, do I get any face time? I mean, back in 2nd edition they trotted me out for everything . . . seriously, you can't get me a better gig than this column? Hell, the High God just got a bit in that DragonLance book, the least you can do . . . eh</span></p>
<p>Er, um . . . sorry, just talking to my agent on the old celly . . .</p>
<p>So, um, Bizarro wanted me to clean up a few questions for him before moving on into his bright and shiny new direction for his column, so, without further ado . . .</p>
<p>I was going to directly implant the answers to all of the questions in everyone's minds that still had an unanswered question, but instead of that, I decided to travel back in time and erase all of the questions that weren't answered, so that they never happened.</p>
<p>Handy huh.</p>
<p>So, um . . . WOTC? If you're out there . . . just remember . . . I can do stuff like that. Joe Quesada has Mephisto on his speed dial just for things like this, and I'm a lot more pleasant to be around, just saying.</p>
<p>So, um, back to Bizarro.</p>So, I just want to know, am I going to get blamed for this "Spellplague" thing? And if I'm not, do I get any face time? I mean, back in 2nd edition they trotted me out for everything . . . seriously, you can't get me a better gig than this column? Hell, the High God just got a bit in that DragonLance book, the least you can do . . . eh
Er, um . . . sorry, just talking to my agent on the old celly . . .
So, um, Bizarro wanted me to clean up a few questions for him before moving on into his...Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:29:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=4?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1522008-11-24T04:36:42Z2008-05-27T04:21:57Z<p>Me am not realizing that Bizarro have been gone long time from duties. </p>
<p>Heh, Bizarro not get chuckle out of saying "duty." Heh.</p>
<p>Me not concerned at all that loyal fans of advice column not able to sort out own problems, so Bizarro am not sorry at all.</p>
<p>All that having been left unspoken, Bizarro not decide to try something new for advice column, but first, Bizarro not need to clear up some old questions, so for no help with that, let me not proudly present special guest . . . Ao.</p>Me am not realizing that Bizarro have been gone long time from duties.
Heh, Bizarro not get chuckle out of saying "duty." Heh.
Me not concerned at all that loyal fans of advice column not able to sort out own problems, so Bizarro am not sorry at all.
All that having been left unspoken, Bizarro not decide to try something new for advice column, but first, Bizarro not need to clear up some old questions, so for no help with that, let me not proudly present special guest . . . Ao.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-05-27T04:21:57ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Happy Birthday Erik Mona!!KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2i5yq?Happy-Birthday-Erik-Mona#232008-04-21T15:40:12Z2008-04-21T15:40:12Z<p>Happy birthday Erik!</p>Happy birthday Erik!KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-04-21T15:40:12ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: Magic in the 4E RealmsAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hvbm?Magic-in-the-4E-Realms#322008-01-30T23:02:16Z2008-01-30T23:02:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lathiira wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
That sounds amazingly like something in our home campaign when 2nd edition rolled through.</p>
<p>Now, Lord Ao, are you going to fix this mess, or leave it up to those WotC people? </blockquote><p>You know, I'm actually on vacation for the next century or so, and I can't get a refund on the tickets, so for now I'm going to let it go. Plus, between reading this lame issue of Spider Man and looking at the mess WOTC already made, I figure if I just hit the reset button, nobody can really complain much anyway. I'll just say that Elminster made a deal with Asmodeus to give up women for 100 years or so, and Asmodeus makes it like the last 119 years never happened or something like that.Lathiira wrote:That sounds amazingly like something in our home campaign when 2nd edition rolled through.Now, Lord Ao, are you going to fix this mess, or leave it up to those WotC people?
You know, I'm actually on vacation for the next century or so, and I can't get a refund on the tickets, so for now I'm going to let it go. Plus, between reading this lame issue of Spider Man and looking at the mess WOTC already made, I figure if I just hit the reset button, nobody can really complain much...Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-30T23:02:15ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: Magic in the 4E RealmsAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hvbm?Magic-in-the-4E-Realms#292008-01-30T22:34:59Z2008-01-30T22:34:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lathiira wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Perhaps Ao didn't want them to ascend? Maybe Ao wanted the world reunited? Maybe he just didn't care?
<br />
</blockquote><p>Funny thing. This whole "Spellplague" thing starts up, and gods start trying to kill each other left and right, even though I told them not too the last time this stuff happened, so I was about to ground them, and about that time WOTC called me in for a meeting, sat me down in a room with Vecna and Chaos, and asked us what we would do if we had to chance to completely change our respective universes.
<p>Well, I had plenty of notes. Vecna wouldn't let anyone else see his notes. Chaos just took out a marker and wrote on the meeting room table "KILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"</p>
<p>So I figured the meeting was pretty much a waste of time, but I had a few good notes. I peek back into the multiverse, and all of the sudden, half the planes were turned inside out, dead gods were everywhere, and half the planet was fused with some other planet I threw out in the early development stage because I got bored with it.</p>Lathiira wrote:Perhaps Ao didn't want them to ascend? Maybe Ao wanted the world reunited? Maybe he just didn't care?
Funny thing. This whole "Spellplague" thing starts up, and gods start trying to kill each other left and right, even though I told them not too the last time this stuff happened, so I was about to ground them, and about that time WOTC called me in for a meeting, sat me down in a room with Vecna and Chaos, and asked us what we would do if we had to chance to completely change...Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-30T22:34:58ZRe: Forums: Comics: Amazing Spider-ManBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2huqa?Amazing-SpiderMan#22012-11-15T19:45:32Z2008-01-19T14:41:36Z<p>It am making perfect sense. Fat Joey am genius! Him lawyers not say so!</p>It am making perfect sense. Fat Joey am genius! Him lawyers not say so!BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-19T14:41:36ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: Monte's obsessionBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2htgo&page=3?Montes-obsession#1232008-01-08T04:48:02Z2008-01-08T04:48:02Z<p>Did Bizarro not hear him name? Me not gone for a while because I not say Orrazib on accident, and me not forget that me have another dimension to go to when not saying name backwards.</p>
<p>So me not go to the Shadowpage for a while. Or was am that not the Postfell. Me am never getting them confused.</p>Did Bizarro not hear him name? Me not gone for a while because I not say Orrazib on accident, and me not forget that me have another dimension to go to when not saying name backwards.
So me not go to the Shadowpage for a while. Or was am that not the Postfell. Me am never getting them confused.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-08T04:48:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Aberzombie I'm sorry I got you censuredBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2httq&page=2?Aberzombie-Im-sorry-I-got-you-censured#682008-06-17T00:45:38Z2008-01-04T22:34:20Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Rubs two candles together trying to start a match on fire.</span></p>Rubs two candles together trying to start a match on fire.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-04T22:34:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Aberzombie I'm sorry I got you censuredAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2httq&page=2?Aberzombie-Im-sorry-I-got-you-censured#662008-06-17T00:45:38Z2008-01-04T22:27:55Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Creates candle in new alternate universe where he has his summer home.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lights candle with plasma from one of his stars.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Ponders why no one likes Crystal Spheres anymore.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Taps on Crystal Sphere.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Hopes if he makes a new set of gods, they don't grow up to act like the old ones.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Forgets why he was lighting the candle in the first place.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Realizes 1000 years have passed.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Wonders if Drizzt and Elminster are still around now.</span></p>Creates candle in new alternate universe where he has his summer home.
Lights candle with plasma from one of his stars.
Ponders why no one likes Crystal Spheres anymore.
Taps on Crystal Sphere.
Hopes if he makes a new set of gods, they don't grow up to act like the old ones.
Forgets why he was lighting the candle in the first place.
Realizes 1000 years have passed.
Wonders if Drizzt and Elminster are still around now.Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2008-01-04T22:27:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1282008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:36:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Double negatives? </blockquote><p>Funny dog man mentioning that day that will always be named make Bizarro nervous. Bizarro know exactly what he was saying when he wasn't flustered.Heathansson wrote:Double negatives?
Funny dog man mentioning that day that will always be named make Bizarro nervous. Bizarro know exactly what he was saying when he wasn't flustered.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:36:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1272008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:35:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>For some reason, Axl Rose reminds me of John Denver. Is this bad? Are they the same person? </blockquote><p>Bizarro not just see John Denver in Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel. Me also am not hearing John Denver sing with Muppets while Christmas shopping. If Axl Rose am not John Denver, that not mean that Axl Rose not good at flying exper . . . epex . . . model kit airplanes. It am also not meaning that John Denver gets beat up by supermodel girlfriends and was not stuffed in lockers when him younger.
<p>So in summary, if Axl Rose and John Denver not the same person this am not meaning that Axl Denver am not an undead muppet singer who am powerful enough to defeat supermodels and not take 15 years to produce an album.</p>
<p>Me am hoping this not help you at all this warm holiday season.</p>The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Dear Bizarro,
For some reason, Axl Rose reminds me of John Denver. Is this bad? Are they the same person?
Bizarro not just see John Denver in Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel. Me also am not hearing John Denver sing with Muppets while Christmas shopping. If Axl Rose am not John Denver, that not mean that Axl Rose not good at flying exper . . . epex . . . model kit airplanes. It am also not meaning that John Denver gets beat up by supermodel girlfriends and...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:35:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1262008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:28:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mothman wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>I don’t know who to vote for in the RPG Superstar contest – help!</p>
<p>Best wishes, Mothman
<br />
</blockquote><p>Bizarro voted early and often. Bizarro not borrow time machine from good friend Braniac and travel to the future to see who win. Then Bizarro am not taking bets on the winner.
<p>Me am hoping this answer does you no good.</p>Mothman wrote:Dear Bizarro,
I don’t know who to vote for in the RPG Superstar contest – help!
Best wishes, Mothman
Bizarro voted early and often. Bizarro not borrow time machine from good friend Braniac and travel to the future to see who win. Then Bizarro am not taking bets on the winner. Me am hoping this answer does you no good.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:28:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1252008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:27:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizzaro,
</p>
How come there's only one day to Christmas and all, but in the song it has 12 days to Christmas, where some guys' true love got him all that stuff? </blockquote><p>Dear Funny Dog Man,
<p>So guys not lie to the ladies to get more stuff. Bizarro say hate the player, not the game. Christmas am not only one day long.</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizzaro,
How come there's only one day to Christmas and all, but in the song it has 12 days to Christmas, where some guys' true love got him all that stuff?
Dear Funny Dog Man, So guys not lie to the ladies to get more stuff. Bizarro say hate the player, not the game. Christmas am not only one day long.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:27:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1242008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:25:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tobus Neth wrote:</div><blockquote> If you saw your self in a Mirror of opposition what would happen? </blockquote><p>Bizarro not wonder about this himself . . . man at WOTC tell Bizarro him not "unaligned," so me am not to worry about it. Bizarro know his car driving to one side have everything to do with this question.
<p>Me am hoping this answer not bring you holiday cheer.</p>Tobus Neth wrote:If you saw your self in a Mirror of opposition what would happen?
Bizarro not wonder about this himself . . . man at WOTC tell Bizarro him not "unaligned," so me am not to worry about it. Bizarro know his car driving to one side have everything to do with this question. Me am hoping this answer not bring you holiday cheer.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:25:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1232008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:23:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>What show is going to win the Tony Award for Best New Musical and Best Musical Revival this year? </blockquote><p>Bizarro am thinking that Tony not deserves award to being revived to music. So Bizarro am thinking this am not a good thing.
<p>Me am hoping this not helpful to you.</p>Celestial Healer wrote:Dear Bizarro,
What show is going to win the Tony Award for Best New Musical and Best Musical Revival this year?
Bizarro am thinking that Tony not deserves award to being revived to music. So Bizarro am thinking this am not a good thing. Me am hoping this not helpful to you.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:23:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1212008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-12-15T03:21:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>Me am give up try not to do your thread like Vic Wertz said.</p>
<p>Me not have question, and it is not this:</p>
<p>What do you do on opposite day? </blockquote><p>You am not to never mention that wonderful day. If Bizarro not participate in opposite day, me am not causing tempor . . . tepor . . . time thingy that am not causing Bizarro to implode.
<p>Funny dog man not trying to trick Bizarro into imploding . . . Bizarro am not on to you . . .</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizarro,
Me am give up try not to do your thread like Vic Wertz said.
Me not have question, and it is not this:
What do you do on opposite day?
You am not to never mention that wonderful day. If Bizarro not participate in opposite day, me am not causing tempor . . . tepor . . . time thingy that am not causing Bizarro to implode. Funny dog man not trying to trick Bizarro into imploding . . . Bizarro am not on to you . . .BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:21:22ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: A sign?BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsj9?A-sign#62007-12-15T03:12:26Z2007-12-15T03:12:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Ask that Bizarro guy. He's schmawt. </blockquote><p>That am not right. Me not smart for sure. You no listen to furry flea man.Heathansson wrote:Ask that Bizarro guy. He's schmawt.
That am not right. Me not smart for sure. You no listen to furry flea man.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-12-15T03:12:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1142008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:19:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,
</p>
Why do they call it Final Fantasy, when they keep coming out with a new version every year? </blockquote><p>Bizarro not paraparhase . . . er . . . prataphrase . . . quote other guy precisely . . . "Me am looking for Hope."
<p>Bizarro just realize that him not phrastapar . . . er . . . say stuff from Fat Joey's company, so me am not having to leave to search furniture for loose change to pay off lawyers.</p>
<p>Me am hoping this not help at all.</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizarro,
Why do they call it Final Fantasy, when they keep coming out with a new version every year?
Bizarro not paraparhase . . . er . . . prataphrase . . . quote other guy precisely . . . "Me am looking for Hope." Bizarro just realize that him not phrastapar . . . er . . . say stuff from Fat Joey's company, so me am not having to leave to search furniture for loose change to pay off lawyers.
Me am hoping this not help at all.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:19:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1132008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:17:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,
</p>
1)What is a "mog?"
<br />
2)Does Orkin take care of "mog's?" </blockquote><p>Bizarro not answer these in the order they asked:
<p>2. Orko not a very good wizard from what Bizarro know of him. Plus, last Bizarro checked 80s cartoon sidekick union was not on strike for the last 15 years, but Hollywood take lots of notice of this fact.</p>
<p>5. Mog am not a secret genetically engineered monster created by Darkseid to conquer the world. It am not worked on in Project Cadmus, and Tom Cruise not promise to get me a tour of the place sometime.</p>
<p>Bizarro not signing off . . . hoping you have wishes not like some kind of alchohol and you not fall off step ladder or something.</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Bizarro,
1)What is a "mog?"
2)Does Orkin take care of "mog's?"
Bizarro not answer these in the order they asked: 2. Orko not a very good wizard from what Bizarro know of him. Plus, last Bizarro checked 80s cartoon sidekick union was not on strike for the last 15 years, but Hollywood take lots of notice of this fact.
5. Mog am not a secret genetically engineered monster created by Darkseid to conquer the world. It am not worked on in Project Cadmus, and Tom Cruise not...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:17:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1122008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:14:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mog wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Kupo!!</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Tosses the Warwoof a chunk of flesh taken from some unfortunate..</span> </blockquote><p>Um . . .
<p>Bizarro hope not hope this non-committal statement not useful to the discussion.</p>Mog wrote:Kupo!!
** spoiler omitted **
Tosses the Warwoof a chunk of flesh taken from some unfortunate..
Um . . . Bizarro hope not hope this non-committal statement not useful to the discussion.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:14:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1112008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:12:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Could Lindsay Lohan play Lois Lane in another Superman Movie? She has a parallel alliteration thing going. </blockquote><p>Bizarro not at all for Lindsey Lohan playing with Lois Lane in some kind of movie. Bizarro am sure if you can say that Lindsey Lohan would alliterate someone in a public forum.
<p>Bizarro not need to go think about this for a while.</p>Heathansson wrote:Could Lindsay Lohan play Lois Lane in another Superman Movie? She has a parallel alliteration thing going.
Bizarro not at all for Lindsey Lohan playing with Lois Lane in some kind of movie. Bizarro am sure if you can say that Lindsey Lohan would alliterate someone in a public forum. Bizarro not need to go think about this for a while.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:12:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1102008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:10:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> If, they made a forgottene relms movie, who would Lindsay Lohan play in it the Forgoten relmes movie?</p>
<p>Jimmy </blockquote><p>Bizarro not have it on good authority that Lindsey Lohan not have role as "Barmaid Number Two" wrapped up, until her parole officer not tell her she can't serve mead.
<p>Bizarro hope this not help at all.</p>Heathansson wrote:If, they made a forgottene relms movie, who would Lindsay Lohan play in it the Forgoten relmes movie?
Jimmy
Bizarro not have it on good authority that Lindsey Lohan not have role as "Barmaid Number Two" wrapped up, until her parole officer not tell her she can't serve mead. Bizarro hope this not help at all.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:10:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1082008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:07:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>Why is chocolate so delicious? </blockquote><p>Bizarro not get into a lot of trouble for revealing this, but this am not because aliens genetically engineered human beings to not be addicted to brown stuff that turns gooey in their hands and make them throw up if they not eat too much of it. Then they can not substitute brown mind control goo and humans think this chocolate.
<p>Bizarro not hear this from not good friend Tom Cruise at dinner party last weekend, so him know this not true.</p>
<p>Me am hoping this does you no good, and have a horrible day.</p>Celestial Healer wrote:Dear Bizarro,
Why is chocolate so delicious?
Bizarro not get into a lot of trouble for revealing this, but this am not because aliens genetically engineered human beings to not be addicted to brown stuff that turns gooey in their hands and make them throw up if they not eat too much of it. Then they can not substitute brown mind control goo and humans think this chocolate. Bizarro not hear this from not good friend Tom Cruise at dinner party last weekend, so him know...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:07:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=3?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#1072008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-25T17:04:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Bizzaro,</p>
<p>How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to pots and pans?
<br />
</blockquote><p>This am not easy answer. Them am not taking pots to alternate dimension where non-stick really am not meaning stick, then they am not bringing them back to dimension where non-stick am not meaning stick.
<p>Also, Bizzaro am not obliged to say that you am not suppose to buy pot, unless you not have note from doctor in California.</p>
<p>Me am hoping this am not helping you at all. No thanks for now.</p>Aberzombie wrote:Dear Bizzaro,
How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to pots and pans?
This am not easy answer. Them am not taking pots to alternate dimension where non-stick really am not meaning stick, then they am not bringing them back to dimension where non-stick am not meaning stick. Also, Bizzaro am not obliged to say that you am not suppose to buy pot, unless you not have note from doctor in California.
Me am hoping this am not helping you at all. No thanks for now.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-25T17:04:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Erik Mona Day!KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hovl?Erik-Mona-Day#342009-12-27T02:46:38Z2007-11-08T01:56:23Z<p>Happy Erik Mona day early (tomorrow is Game Night, so I'm not sure if I'll be on) . . .</p>Happy Erik Mona day early (tomorrow is Game Night, so I'm not sure if I'll be on) . . .KnightErrantErikMonaDayVariant (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-08T01:56:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#992008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T04:03:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Me cannot field this one.
<br />
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with <i>Music of the Night</i> by Andrew Lloyd Weber.
<br />
Okay, me not done this time for sure. </blockquote><p>You am so talented in wooing kidnapped women. Of course you am not wanting to kidnap her and recreating her entire city for her then not putting her in danger so you am not able to repeatedly save her. You am not SO much more romantic than Bizarro am. Not amateur.Heathansson wrote:Me cannot field this one.
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with Music of the Night by Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Okay, me not done this time for sure.
You am so talented in wooing kidnapped women. Of course you am not wanting to kidnap her and recreating her entire city for her then not putting her in danger so you am not able to repeatedly save her. You am not SO much more romantic than Bizarro am. Not amateur.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T04:03:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#972008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T03:46:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Haley wrote:</div><blockquote> Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?! </blockquote><p>Psychologists not have term for this called cognitive dissogno . . . dissentive . . . digestive . . . er . . . not right in head. I am what happen when one female live with 99 males and definitely know who father of little blue baby is. It not sad commentary on Smur . . . er . . . little blue men culture (me am not learning to get into trouble by typing things from little friend Myxlptlyx).
<p>Me am hoping this not do you any good. No thanks for posting.</p>Haley wrote:Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?!
Psychologists not have term for this called cognitive dissogno . . . dissentive . . . digestive . . . er . . . not right in head. I am what happen when one female live with 99 males and definitely know who father of little blue baby is. It not sad commentary on Smur . . . er . . . little blue men culture (me am not learning to get into trouble by typing things from little friend Myxlptlyx). Me am hoping...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T03:46:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#962008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T03:43:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>Are you am sarcastic? </blockquote><p>We am not having a saying in Bizarro World . . . funny dog man is not as funny dog man doesn't. This am not making perfect sense.Heathansson wrote:Are you am sarcastic?
We am not having a saying in Bizarro World . . . funny dog man is not as funny dog man doesn't. This am not making perfect sense.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T03:43:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#922008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T03:35:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Bizarro,</p>
<p>When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do? </blockquote><p>This am easy question for Bizarro to answer, because the last time Bizarro am going to a Broadway show, him going to see Cats. How am the Hell am you not knowing when the understudy am on stage then? Bizarro am thinking that the producers should not say, "this am not substitute pussy tonight."
<p>Bizarro not hate Cats with the burning passion of a thousand suns (er . . . Fat Joey's lawyers may not want to keep that phrase for Sentry guy . . . Bizarro not have to check with legal department).</p>
<p>Am that weird bubble and ribbon thing in <i>Revenge of the Sith</i> not playing on Coruscant Broadway in Star Wars. Bizarro am not wondering about this.</p>
<p>Bizarro am hoping this not help at all, no thank you for asking.</p>Vic Wertz wrote:Bizarro,When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
This am easy question for Bizarro to answer, because the last time Bizarro am going to a Broadway show, him going to see Cats. How am the Hell am you not knowing when the understudy am on stage then? Bizarro am thinking that the producers should not say, "this am not substitute pussy tonight." Bizarro not hate Cats with the...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T03:35:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#902008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T03:22:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Hmmm....me no got question. Why am Superman so much bad lookinger than Bizarro am not? </blockquote><p>Maybe Bizarro not set Superbo . . . "young" Superman Prime free to punch wall and make funny dog man disappear. And me am so not closer to having a chance with Lo-iz that funny dog man isn't.Heathansson wrote:Hmmm....me no got question. Why am Superman so much bad lookinger than Bizarro am not?
Maybe Bizarro not set Superbo . . . "young" Superman Prime free to punch wall and make funny dog man disappear. And me am so not closer to having a chance with Lo-iz that funny dog man isn't.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T03:22:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#882008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-06T03:02:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Everybody quit asking me advice!!! Make me sane!!! Too much noise!!!!! </blockquote><p>Me am already not answered everything that can be asked. Am you paying close attention or what? The answer am not being C. Funny dog man must have taken SATs before.Heathansson wrote:Everybody quit asking me advice!!! Make me sane!!! Too much noise!!!!!
Me am already not answered everything that can be asked. Am you paying close attention or what? The answer am not being C. Funny dog man must have taken SATs before.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-06T03:02:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#852008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-04T16:25:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Wonderful? Paugh!!! Me am try be mean and you am complement me!
</p>
You'll show Me!!!!! </blockquote><p>Funny dog man not jealous because me am having frost vision and heat breath, and him only not having dog breath.Heathansson wrote:Wonderful? Paugh!!! Me am try be mean and you am complement me!
You'll show Me!!!!!
Funny dog man not jealous because me am having frost vision and heat breath, and him only not having dog breath.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-04T16:25:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#832008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-04T16:16:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> It's not okay. Me take you your thread back. You am suckier advice taker than me not irregardless. </blockquote><p>Me am not thanking you for giving me back advice column with wonderful compliment. Me am thrilled at your commenda . . . codem . . .condemna . . . nice words.Heathansson wrote:It's not okay. Me take you your thread back. You am suckier advice taker than me not irregardless.
Me am not thanking you for giving me back advice column with wonderful compliment. Me am thrilled at your commenda . . . codem . . .condemna . . . nice words.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-04T16:16:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#822008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-04T16:15:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Me am no found this thread at the bottom of a septic tank and it am not mine. Me don't claim salvage rights—it's ins't the International Law of the Sea!!! </blockquote><p>Hairy dog man not talk funny . . .Heathansson wrote:Me am no found this thread at the bottom of a septic tank and it am not mine. Me don't claim salvage rights--it's ins't the International Law of the Sea!!!
Hairy dog man not talk funny . . .BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-04T16:15:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Don't Get Good Advice From Bizarro In This ThreadBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hhok&page=2?Dont-Get-Good-Advice-From-Bizarro-In-This-Thread#792008-11-24T04:36:42Z2007-11-04T15:54:10Z<p>Bizarro not get lost for a few months because of Daylight Savings Time and him come back to not find mess. What is not up with that?</p>
<p>Bizarro not apologize for getting lost and behind on questions. Funny dog man do a great job filling in for Bizarro. Bizarro not looking to hire Fat Joey's copyright lawyers as we am speaking.</p>
<p>Bizarro look over thread and in order to not catch up on him backlog quickly, Bizarro not give good advice to cover all previous questions quickly . . .</p>
<p>Answer C.</p>
<p>Now Bizarro will not gladly entertain any new questions, after he am busy burning fleas off of user . . . upser . . . butt inner with fur.</p>Bizarro not get lost for a few months because of Daylight Savings Time and him come back to not find mess. What is not up with that?
Bizarro not apologize for getting lost and behind on questions. Funny dog man do a great job filling in for Bizarro. Bizarro not looking to hire Fat Joey's copyright lawyers as we am speaking.
Bizarro look over thread and in order to not catch up on him backlog quickly, Bizarro not give good advice to cover all previous questions quickly . . .
Answer C.
Now...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-11-04T15:54:10ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: Devils and Demons articleBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hmde&page=3?Devils-and-Demons-article#1322007-09-25T21:26:02Z2007-09-25T21:26:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">swirler wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I think everyone is missing the big picture here. The big question everyone has failed to ask. That is simply this.
</p>
Why is there a picture of Gorilla Grodd on that article? Or is that Ultra-Humanite? Don't tell me WotC has taken up the old DC comics decree of "A monkey (or ape)on every cover!"?
<br />
I guess there's nothing more fun than a barrel of monkeys, now is there? </blockquote>Haven't you heard? Now that DC Comics has brought back the multiverse, D&D is part of it all. The Forgotten Realms will now be known as Earth F. That image you mistook for Gorilla Grodd is actually the Earth F version of the same character. He will be know as Gorilla Bar'l. With his vast psionic powers and brute strength he will be the cornerstone of the Earth F supervillian group, the Council of Doom. Other members of the Council will be F'zoul Futher, Warforgiac 92, and Etrigan the No-longer-demon-now-a-devil. </blockquote><p>Me am not being sent to punish you for violating NDA issued by Dan Didi . .. er . . . Didididi . . . er . . . D Diddy. Me am not having to enforce strict silence about new 4th edition plans to coincide with new series after Countdown, which am not being called 26 x 2 . . .Aberzombie wrote:swirler wrote:I think everyone is missing the big picture here. The big question everyone has failed to ask. That is simply this.
Why is there a picture of Gorilla Grodd on that article? Or is that Ultra-Humanite? Don't tell me WotC has taken up the old DC comics decree of "A monkey (or ape)on every cover!"?
I guess there's nothing more fun than a barrel of monkeys, now is there?
Haven't you heard? Now that DC Comics has brought back the multiverse, D&D is part of it all....BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-09-25T21:26:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Were Ninja real?BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkpp?Were-Ninja-real#202007-08-31T15:51:21Z2007-08-31T15:51:19Z<p>Bizarro am not sad at all to hear people not believe in ninja. Bizarro not get this letter from little girl who heart not broken by History channel meanies.</p>
<p>It am not reading thus:</p>
<p>"Dear Bizarro,</p>
<p>The History Channel tells me that there were no ninjas. If there aren't any ninjas, what about Snake Eyes, and Storm Shadow, and Zartan, and the Hand, and Electra, and all of those guys in the last Batman movie?</p>
<p>I don't know if I want to live in a world with no paid shadowy assassin clans wearing pajamas. Next someone will tell me there is no Santa Claus.</p>
<p>Love, </p>
<p>Virginia"</p>
<p>Bizarro not answer little Virginia this way:</p>
<p>"Yes Virginia, there are no ninjas. There am no ninjas every time you am beating up someone while wearing black pajamas, and there am no ninjas whenever you am dreaming of hiring assassin to off the head of a rival comic book company. So long as we am not dreaming of hiring martial arts killers in black pajamas with throwing stars to kill our enemies, ninjas am not living in the heart of every person dreaming of murderous intent."</p>
<p>Oh, and before Bizarro forget, Bizarro must post disclaimer that the majority of the ninjas not mentioned in Virginia's letter were not the property of the Fat Joey Comic Book Company or Hasbro, or both, or something not like that.</p>Bizarro am not sad at all to hear people not believe in ninja. Bizarro not get this letter from little girl who heart not broken by History channel meanies.
It am not reading thus:
"Dear Bizarro,
The History Channel tells me that there were no ninjas. If there aren't any ninjas, what about Snake Eyes, and Storm Shadow, and Zartan, and the Hand, and Electra, and all of those guys in the last Batman movie?
I don't know if I want to live in a world with no paid shadowy assassin clans wearing...BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-08-31T15:51:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: To Sebastian, in Regards to His New Job . . .Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkeo?To-Sebastian-in-Regards-to-His-New-Job#42007-08-23T23:46:34Z2007-08-23T23:46:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sebastian, CEO of Hasbro wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>As for your existence, let me assure you that in 4e FR, you will be retconned back into the game. We have chosen you as the diety of the new Magic Pony Kingdom High School Musical Land, our attempt to cross over with the tween girl audience. We sincerely hope that you like pink, purple, and sparkles as much as our target demographic.</p>
<p>Best regards,
<br />
Sebastian
<br />
CEO of Hasbro </blockquote><p>::Sigh::
<p>Its a paycheck . . .</p>Sebastian, CEO of Hasbro wrote:As for your existence, let me assure you that in 4e FR, you will be retconned back into the game. We have chosen you as the diety of the new Magic Pony Kingdom High School Musical Land, our attempt to cross over with the tween girl audience. We sincerely hope that you like pink, purple, and sparkles as much as our target demographic.
Best regards,
Sebastian
CEO of Hasbro
::Sigh:: Its a paycheck . . .Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-08-23T23:46:34ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: To Sebastian, in Regards to His New Job . . .Ao, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkeo?To-Sebastian-in-Regards-to-His-New-Job#12012-11-15T19:37:19Z2007-08-23T22:49:56Z<p>Hey Sebastian, </p>
<p>Since you are CEO of Hasbro now, can you do me a favor? Next time you go to dinner with George Lucas, ask him why the heck he is putting out a Clone Wars cartoon . . . I mean, isn't that horse dead already?</p>
<p>Oh, and can you tell me if I've been retconned out of existence in 4th edition? Thanks.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Ao, Overgod</p>Hey Sebastian,
Since you are CEO of Hasbro now, can you do me a favor? Next time you go to dinner with George Lucas, ask him why the heck he is putting out a Clone Wars cartoon . . . I mean, isn't that horse dead already?
Oh, and can you tell me if I've been retconned out of existence in 4th edition? Thanks.
Sincerely,
Ao, OvergodAo, Overgod (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-08-23T22:49:56ZRe: Forums: Savage Tide Adventure Path: DC Comics: Death of DemogorgonBizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjs6?DC-Comics-Death-of-Demogorgon#62007-08-16T03:24:26Z2007-08-16T03:24:25Z<p>Me am thinking it perfectly fine to compare Demo . . . er . . . Desmondgrady . . . to me Bizzaro. Me have everything to do with Superman's death, and me am not afraid of Desmondchild.</p>Me am thinking it perfectly fine to compare Demo . . . er . . . Desmondgrady . . . to me Bizzaro. Me have everything to do with Superman's death, and me am not afraid of Desmondchild.BizarroPaizoFanNumber1 (alias of KnightErrantJR)2007-08-16T03:24:25Z