Um the Egyptian military and you have bin moved to a new base. now their's a train crash 100ft away and sum one in the fiery mess crying for help.
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You are at a small camp fire at they edge of the shire when you see sum orcs of in the distance and just after that you hear a arrow whiz and hit a tree
You are on the train station on the outskirts of town and have stowed away as you are leaving you hear a crash and a cry for help. What are you doing and no you are not in/on the train but 100ft away
Arctic rabbits with a love of scavenging bronze? Is that the best you can do? What about stoats who go beachcombing, or ptarmigans who collect Franklin Mint commemorative plates? Try, man!