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"Is that true, milady? You have come to save us from a life of boredom, yes?"

"Shut up, Clovis. You're in the presence of a lady."

Wow. It's summer and it is raining outside.

"Is it hot in here?!" Kidlat stands up and offers his seat. "Please."

Still no dot, Gary.

Do I see the xena-like, leather-clad warlord?

"Awesome cakes! Urp!!!"

Kidlat wrote:

"Poison?" Kidlat stares at the water.

The young girl looks at you with a puzzled look, "What do you mean poison? Are you trying to scam Jak out of your meals!"

"Scam? You misunderstand me. I am an honest working carnie and will not scam an honest man."

One reason for my slightly frenetic posting is a so far futile attempt to acquire a dot.

Yeah. No dot here either.

"Poison?" Kidlat stares at the water.

"Yeah. What could be more exciting than us?"

"What's not possible? I'm way ahead of you or we're fantastic... make up your mind!"

Just woke up. Good morning everyone.

"It's Thumpy's party. But Kidlat and I like new faces. Especially when they're telling us how fantastic we are."

"Fantastic.. that we are." Kidlat mutters in between bites of pancake.

"Breakfast first." Clovis politely doffs his new headgear.

"Way ahead of you!"

"I know I am right. Now you know it too."

Alright. Leaving the office. Let's continue later.

Kidlat takes a bow, "Yes, we are here to bring levity to your lives! But what does this man bring you?!"

<Pointing at Bully>

"I'll tell you: nothing but misery and extortion!"

"If we are freaks, what would we call you? Ah, yeah... BULLY!!!"

"Yeah! Answer the question!"

Kidlat nudges Clovis, "I hate that guy and his bullying ways. Let's teach him a lesson."

We don't know yet if we've been banned. Besides, it wasn't my fault. The barmaid's backside really had a scorpion climbing up there.

So Kidlat and Clovis are swaggering to the Sitting Duck.

"Still hungry? When has it been that you weren't hungry?"

"I tell you: you have a stomach similar to that of a cow."

"Let's try the Sitting Duck. I hear there games of chance there."

"Ouch!" Shouts Kidlat in mock pain.

"Some. But why buy when we can charm people into paying for our food."

Posted. Tag! You're it!

"You guys take care now, you hear. When next you lay eyes on me and Clovis here, we'll be rich. Ha ha ha!"

<Later...>

"Hey, Clovis, you sure you bathed? I think people gone sick 'cause of yer smell. Ha ha ha!"

We good to go?

Bleach 209 is out, Lazaro!

"Wait up. Lemme try again. Dare me to make him a rodent, I dare you."

"Alright, turn him into a rodent if you can."

"... or a chicken. I'm famished."

Please check the spoiler. Imagine the duel in the movie Hero.

Having seen your stance, I concede that you are the mightier blade this time.

Init 1d20+1=15

Defend yourself then!

You do realize the gap in our respective power levels. If I beat you, then I level up a couple. He he he

On a different matter, is Brujo ready to trade lessons?

<Kidlat readies his sword>

Lazaro, where are you getting your shippuden fix? I'm going into withdrawal, figuratively.

Made some revisions to my stats (Increased Int and Wis; Reduced Str and Dex). Background is up.

For Lazaro

*Kidlat - I noticed the description of Aegis of Assult is missing. Heh, I would pay to see Kidlat and Brujo go mano a mano. I think it would interesting (sure Brujo is a level 3, but that could easy be fixed)

Easily fixed!

On the matter of the Duel, Brujo may want to make a cameo....

"Hey, you!" Pointing at Tatsu, "You mess with shorty here," pointing at Clovis, "...and you mess with me, too."

I'm sure Lazaro has tweaked the module to meet his exacting standard.

Damage inserted.

Passive Perception and Insight, considering my awesome Wisdom score are both: 9

Alright. Just need to finalize the background.