Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog's page

The theives are coming for our lillypads. We should stop them.

*Sprays old dude with hallugenagenic secretions*

I'll show you, pink skin fleshy bag of meat.

Tounge slap

Watch it you smurfy bullies.

Setting them up to become victims of my hallucenigenic secretions.

Bring it on blue boy.

Frog wants to eat smvrfs. *grabs blue fiend with his tounge.*

You have sent the French Chef after us. You must be smurfed.

Take a hike frenchy, sluuuurrrrppp.

Oy! Froggies! We be finding a new thread! We gotta helps the big people fite da Jacks who always be hurting us: Crimson Lords of Various Aminals!

What are you talking about? The Jacks have always been our friends. They think we have great legs.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for frog legs?

I do!

I thought I took care of you. I will have to teach you a lesson now. *slaps the french chef with his tounge*

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

*smurf*

and again

Who taught the poodle to speak Technocan?

*MUNCH*

"I got me froggie!!"

*strange euphoria sweeps across the poodle as my hallucinigenic venom takes effect and I hop away*

"C'mon little froggies. I be hungry!"

Come on little poodles, I be hungry too.

*slurps up poodle, like it was a noodle*

Get ready for a tounge lashing piggy.
*wraps tounge around french chef*
*spits french chef into next thread*

They are like the buzzing of flies to me. I will eat them both, and be happy.

*eats Dretch*
*spits Dretch out of pond*

Stand up and fight like a frog, you little punk. Show 'em that it is easy being green.

Rrrrrriiiiibbbbbbiiiiittttt!!!!!!!

Hi ho, don't worry little brothers, I will protect you.