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Organized Play Member. 8 posts. No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 3 Organized Play characters.


Full Name

Kenneth Denk II

Race

heh, I'll be the one in the car

Classes/Levels

class: very little; Receptionist-19/ Nursing Student-3 (prestige class)

Gender

Chunder? The Aussie term for puking? ohhhhh, gender...... sorry

Size

that's a rude question!

Age

so's that!

Special Abilities

Sarcasm Bolt: 1d6/character level (oh yeah, 22d6, suck it!) *sigh* subdual damage

Alignment

yep, went to the chirpractor today

Deity

No, no, merely a prophet, but I put in for a promotion (here's hoping)

Location

uhmmm.... at the keyboard to my computer, duh!

Languages

Yup, I use 'em

Occupation

well, I keep busy with work, school, marriage, gaming, reading, sleep (sort of)

Homepage URL

Uh, my name isn't URL, and if it was, it'd be spelled Earl

About Kenneth Denk II

Kenneth Denk II is bigger than a bread box.
P.S. Barely
P.S.S. Define: bread box.
Kenneth Denk II likes boobies.
Kenneth Denk II hates the term boobies as it sounds like an 11 year
peeking at a Playboy, but everything else is MORE infantile or
just demeaning.
Kenneth Denk II believes everything is an valid target for humor, even
himself (often himself).
Kenneth Denk II doesn't really hate anybody, though some people make
him want a taser really, really bad.
Kenneth Denk II thinks that coffee is the nectar of the gods, grease
that lubes the gears of the world and how we know God loves us.
*Speaking of which, where'd I put my damned coffee?*
Kenneth Denk II thinks that 1. chocolate, 2. cheese, and 3. sex are
REALLY close to coffee in terms of greatness.
Kenneth Denk II hates referring to himself in the 3rd person, so he'll
stop after this wor.....