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Name |
Kenneth Denk II |
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| Race |
heh, I'll be the one in the car |
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| Classes/Levels |
class: very little; Receptionist-19/ Nursing Student-3 (prestige class) |
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| Gender |
Chunder? The Aussie term for puking? ohhhhh, gender...... sorry |
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| Size |
that's a rude question! |
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| Age |
so's that! |
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| Special Abilities |
Sarcasm Bolt: 1d6/character level (oh yeah, 22d6, suck it!) *sigh* subdual damage |
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| Alignment |
yep, went to the chirpractor today |
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| Deity |
No, no, merely a prophet, but I put in for a promotion (here's hoping) |
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| Location |
uhmmm.... at the keyboard to my computer, duh! |
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| Languages |
Yup, I use 'em |
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| Occupation |
well, I keep busy with work, school, marriage, gaming, reading, sleep (sort of) |
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| Homepage URL |
Uh, my name isn't URL, and if it was, it'd be spelled Earl |
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About Kenneth Denk II
Kenneth Denk II is bigger than a bread box.
P.S. Barely
P.S.S. Define: bread box.
Kenneth Denk II likes boobies.
Kenneth Denk II hates the term boobies as it sounds like an 11 year
peeking at a Playboy, but everything else is MORE infantile or
just demeaning.
Kenneth Denk II believes everything is an valid target for humor, even
himself (often himself).
Kenneth Denk II doesn't really hate anybody, though some people make
him want a taser really, really bad.
Kenneth Denk II thinks that coffee is the nectar of the gods, grease
that lubes the gears of the world and how we know God loves us.
*Speaking of which, where'd I put my damned coffee?*
Kenneth Denk II thinks that 1. chocolate, 2. cheese, and 3. sex are
REALLY close to coffee in terms of greatness.
Kenneth Denk II hates referring to himself in the 3rd person, so he'll
stop after this wor.....
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