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Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Drejk wrote:

I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.

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>.>

Why are you looking at me like that?!

Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!

Oh, that's the long term plan.

Why wait?

Less work that way.

Lazy dragon! Bah! This is why I do things myself.

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Drejk wrote:

I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.

<.<

>.>

Why are you looking at me like that?!

Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!

Oh, that's the long term plan.

Why wait?

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Drejk wrote:

I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.

<.<

>.>

Why are you looking at me like that?!

Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!

Great idea! Let's get starte...wait. I'm sorta people. Can we not kill me? At least, not yet?

I guess I can save you for last.

I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.

<.<

>.>

Why are you looking at me like that?!

Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate!

Hate!

Hate!

HATE!

HATE!

HATE!

Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE YOU ALL!!

Life... dreams... hope.... What are these things? Where are they going?

These meaningless things... I am going to DESTROY!!

The end comes, beyond chaos!!

<maniacal grin>

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!

Some god you are. You got killed by a dozen humans, a yeti, and a dancing winged pig with a knob on his head.

Silence, worm! That never happened.

Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!

This theological space is getting irritatingly crowded.

Who wants their Light of Judgement sandwich to the face first?

What is this, a gathering for peons?

Uwheeheeheeheehee!!

*Grins like the maniac he is*

Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival?

Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!!

I like the cut of this dragon's jib.

But hey, let's not leave a good job half assed. Let's kill everyone else while we're at it!

Somebody didn't finish the job.

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Set wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.

Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.

Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)

Finance does not negotiate with clowns.

I've got a high-potency energy ray that might be able to change your mind.

Worship me more, cretins!

Tacticslion wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Ah, the things you end up saying as a parent that you never, ever in your life imagined saying:

NH: Impus Major, come here please.
IM: Yeah?
NH: See this? It's a new apple season, and these are "Pink Lady" apples. They are called that because they are pink inside. When you bite into this apple, it will be pink. It is NOT poison! Please keep this in mind.
IM: OK. Thanks, Dad!

Nothing like having to reassure your hopelessly-underweight son about every possible unusual food situation.

And the sad thing? Once he knows it's not poison, he'll eat anything. Beef tongue, snails, raw oysters, pate, crickets, whatever. As long as he knows it's not poisonous, he'll eat it.

Why would he think you would give him poison to eat?

Welcome to my universe!

If it's unfamiliar in any way, it's because someone poisoned it.

*SIGH*

On the plus side, at least this explains your SS's group's obsession with poison!

It would, *IF* he were the one that was suggesting it! It's always "Mr. Stereotype", who has a disturbing obsession with posioning large populations of natives.

I fail to see the problem here.

though if your players are particularly morally bankrupt, they might just make killing a villain easier by putting chunks of dead lead golem in the main water supply of the villain and simply wait for the metal-poison non-resistant ones to die off from thirst or lead-poisoning.

This plan has my seal of approval!

WHO CAST VANISH ON THAT POST I WAS REPLYING TO?!

AND MY ROBES?!

It's an excellent option. Take it from someone who knows. It worked great for me!

But keep your pants on.

Heh, many fictional characters would rank better than most real life candidates.

Even Kefka (FF VI), Aizen (Bleach), Kuja (FF IX), Alduin (Skyrim), Goku/Gohan/Vegeta/Piccolo/Bulma (Dragonball/DragonballZ), lots of characters from Marvel, lots of characters from DC, Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto), Makarov Dreyar (Fairy Tail), etc...

Vote for me, sure! I'm an equal-opportunity psychopath.

Kolby Sample wrote:

What was your favorite thing from e3 this year?

That's tricky. I'm not as into the FFVII remake as everyone else, mainly, because Clown Villain Final Fantasy or bust.

I guess I can let you live. For now. If only because your gleefully sadistic mind entertains me. Slack off and I might be inclined to change my tune, heheheheh.

Orthos wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Valdis Story got an update! :D

It isn't on gog yet... :(

Ooh I'll have to check that on Steam when I get home.

It should be already available on Steam. Dammit.

Yes but I am not yet home to tell Steam to check for updates.

But you will get it earlier than me!

Mwahahahahahah!! Uwheeheeheeheehee!!!

FFVI 4 LYFE

SCREAM LOUDER, PEASANT!

"If I'm going to have a backstory, I'd prefer it be multiple choice!"

Another player was (and still is) the "dangerous when bored" type. So, as the mighty wizard is showing us the tower at the heart of this world, he explains that these three floating spheres are what keep the world whole and balanced. That if they were to be disrupted, the world would be torn apart. The dangerous when bored player has his character knock them all off the pedestal. We never did play in that setting again.

... I fail to see the problem here.

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

Hate Hate Hate Hate HATE!!!!

Me dammit! Not again!

*casts Goner on Sissyl before being defeated*

Bah! That's not a death! THIS is a death!

*incinerates Equinox and Scotty both in high-powered energy beam*

Totally going to run a FFVI game at PaizoCon next year. HAS TO BE DONE.

Going to leave a trail of bodies through the Magitek Factory again? Uwheeheeheeheehee!

Bring it on, you sons of submariners.

Mom musta been smokin' hot because I sure as hell didn't get these looks from him!

The next poster has found something worthy of burnination. Burn, burn everything!

Oh would you look at that. I just took that itty bitty living space and blasted it to smithereens! Now I have all the space I want and a giant energy beam of death for anyone who has complaints otherwise.

The next poster is a son of a submariner!

David M Mallon wrote:

I have a job interview in four hours. So, tell me why I can't sleep.

Because, if you sleep, the clown will eat you.

I prefer "roast alive in own juices". Also I'm not hungry.

This little village had too much boring and not enough burning! So we torched everything!

The next poster is sandworm food.

The Status Crow wrote:

The real question is, does it matter?

Does any of this... matter?

What is the meaning of existence?

Yes.

Yes.

Pie, I think.

These things I am going to destroy!

What, do they expect me to apologize or somethin'?

Blizzaga the filthy lizard then Meteor back into the Stone Age. Uwheeheeheeheehee!!

I still have the slagged remains of my decapitated toy soldiers around here somewhere. What fun!

The next poster has too much boring and not enough burning.

just remember

you can't have slaughter without laughter

Uwheeheeheeheehee!

I am enjoying this suffering. You may continue.

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!!

I will destroy everything! I will turn this wretched heap of posts into a monument to nonexistence!

Rei wrote:

Demiurge 1138 wrote:

Best blog title yet.

Yeah, wow, I kind of can't believe that title's there. Kudos to whoever decided on it.

You're welcome. Trivia:

** spoiler omitted **

I'm still dying for details on that. Particularly details involving casualties.

Oh look, a thread about laughing and burning. Mwheeheeheeheehee!

*casts Firaga on everything in the thread*

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:

I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.

I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it.

Paladin hater.

Yeah? And?

Smite! In the name of love!

And

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:

I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.

I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it.

Paladin hater.

Yeah? And?

I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.

I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it.