Katee Kourik's page

You're a big deal, Jim.
A big Effing deal.

I used to be relevant.

So did i.....

.......

The next poster hears his old hound dog barkin.

I'll swalla yer soul!!!

eeeeeew~

I'm scarier than Ann Coulter! I told that hoochy off! Why won't anybody watch my network!!!

Now here's something we hope you'll really like!

Coz Fox news is kicking my ass in teh ratings....

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Wet Blanket wrote:

Sentient Coffee Bean wrote:

Coffee, anyone?

No thanks, it gives me hives.

who peed on you?

Katie Couric.

HEY!!!

HEATHANSSON HAS BETTER RATINGS THAN ME!

taig wrote:

What Conservatives Think?

Conservitives DON'T think, otherwise they would just obey!!

I got a tingle down my leg.

YOU'RE A FORD MAVERICK, YOU.....YOU.....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
CHARLIE!!! DANGLE YOUR GLASSES OFF THE EDGE OF YOUR NOSE AND GET SMUG WITH THIS LITTLE TRAILER PARK QUEEN!

Mikhaila Burnett wrote:

I'm not sure of the veracity of this, but I heard that a set of statistics was run for graduating high school seniors in Texas. When asked "What is the nearest foreign country?" 73% said "Canada"

I can see Russia from my house...

STFU YOU COW!!!!

Ok, I'm gonna stop with the Obambie for a bit, lest I upset some folks.

I felt a tingle up my leg!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!! OH, SHUT UP!!!

IAMNOTA SMURF!!!

NOBODY APPRECIATES ME EITHER!!! I PWNED THAT BYOCH SARAH PALIN!!! WHAT DO I GET? LARRY KING'S OLD GIG? CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCK! GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!

I'll let you in on a little secret. If you don't like the media- if you honestly think they're the cause of all our social ills- there's this little button on almost any television, computer, or radio made anymore that says 'Power.' If you press it once, the evil media intelligentsia will no longer be able to reach you with their messages of propaganda.

Tell your friends about it. :-)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DON'T DO THAT!!!!!
MY RATINGS ARE ALREADY SPIRALING DOWN THE CRAPPER!!!

I'M MELTING!!!!MELTING!!!MELLLLLTTTINNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!