"Alright you dogs! We've travelled a long way ta plunder this ancient city, and I brought all you along to find all the best takin's before an'one else arrives n' strips the place.
Yer organizer, Aerys Mavato, first told me about this place after she 'scaped bein' shipwrecked on the Smuggler's Shiv. She 'came pals with others that were shipwrecked with 'er, and they made it possible for us to be here, clearin' the threats ahead o' us and arrangin' fer the others to be slowed down. 'N I plan to take full advantage of our head start. Being in with the Shackles Pirates ain't fer dalliers er scaredy cats, so I don' want to hear about any problems that a firm hand won't solve.
Aerys is already plenty busy provin' herself a capable organizer. So I'm volunteering two of you to help our trailblazers explore the city and clear it o' threats. I don' plan for open bloodshed, but I won't let nuthin' stand in my way of gettin' the best goods first.
In case ya haven't met 'em yet, our trailblazers are:
Lini, a green haired gnome druid lass with a personality as firey as 'er spells. She's got a big snow leopard walkin' around with her named Droogami.
Her sister, Trini, is the blue-haired one with a weird winged cat thing she calls Makani.
They travel with a batty old witch named Kavi, along with her raven, Colonel Mathers, with some obsession with pineapples. I don't ask, she don't tell.
Not long ago I volunteered Rameej to help them translate ancient texts, but he's gone missin' for reasons unknown. So to be sure we don't fall behind in our explorin', I'm choosin' two of ya ta replace 'im.
But I'm open to volunteers first, so step forward if ya got the jewels to step out of the safety o' the camp. If none o' ya step forward, I'll be choosin' two o' ya maself. Now who will it be!"