As this thing is still out of range (I assume that's what the 100+ feet means) Karrin will cast true strike and wait for it to get closer
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"I doubt this thing is immune to Ferissirion," Karrin says, "But the bite of the blade might be somewhat diminished."
Karrin scratches her head. "I thought the right was always right?"
"Well somebody needs to take the glory and the blame and it sure as heck isn't going to me. This job is like herding cats, no offense Merle and Seph, and it requires someone smarter than everyone here, wise enough to give sage advise, and charismatic enough to give those pep talks to motivate everyone into action, and I'm terrible at pep talks, and dumb as as a brick, so that means it's got to be you Justin. Also someone's got to do all the writing and record keeping and that sounds like the sort of thing wizards love to do we're practically doing you a favor by letting you do all the things you love. I mean you really aught to be thanking us, but we won't hear of it, we're humble that way."
"He was the old party leader" Karrin says, "Until we voted Justin into power."
"Get behind me Swill," Karrin says as she activates her belt of giant growth, "I will shield you!" Karrin is going to move to P12 and wait to see what Justin has planned, if this thing has a charge attack Karrin will be it's primary target.
"Then stop being so delicious" "Than maybe spice yourself with something that people don't like, have you considered cloves?"
"Then stop being so delicious"
"Justin, stop jumping into the ooze!"
"Stop eating our mage!" Karrin snaps as she chops into the ooze
Karrin will step forward and start hacking at the ooze in front of her.
'Huh? I can't remember you ever upsetting me, but I'm that sort of happy go lucky sort that can get along with everyone"
"Me and Mr Swill go way back," Karrin says to Alessia and Hamar, "He worked for our company a while back but then he quit for some reason? I think he got better money somewhere else or something, but Swill and I are professionals so I don't think it matters who we're currently working for because business comes first and we're here to get the job done."
"Mr Swine!" Karrin exclaims, "We haven't seen you in ages!"
"Damn, I was hoping for the good kind of Jello, this doesn't sound at all the sort that would have bits of fruit suspended inside."
"There is always room for jello"
Karrin will attack the bats swooping in to attack her friends:
Karrin has 5 electricity damage resistance, with two saves she takes 2 damage total. "It's clobbering time!" Karrin shouts as charges down the hallway.
Karrin will step forward and activate her belt of giant growth effectively blocking the hallway. "We're likely going to need to brute force these guys," Karrin says, "Lucky for us we happen to have a number of brute force specialists on staff."
Karrin climbs down to join the others. "I'm thinking this place is less and less likely to have anything to eat in it, and even if it did, that smell: almost enough to put you off your supper. I mean I could still eat but damn if that smell isn't off putting. Anyone ever have Surströmming? It was vile. I could barely get though 5 cans of the stuff."
"If we're looking for vampires I'd say down"
Karrin casts swift flight to attack the construct to protect the wizard:
"Not just bugs, but undead bugs? What's next? Undead mold?" Karrin is clearly thinking about the horrors that can ruin food.
Karrin will cast swift flight to get out of the hole
On her next turn Karrin will cast See Invisibility.
On her next turn Karrin will cast See Invisibility.
Karrin steps forward with the intent of committing terrible acts of violence on the robot.
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"So, Alessia, what happened back there? You temporarily join team mummy?" Karrin asks, "I mean those wrappings are pretty sweet and stuff, but I think you'll find us living people have better clothes, like when was the last time you saw a mummy in a rocking hat? Like you ever seen a mummy in a fedora or one of those winter hats with the pompoms? Really cool things that only the living can come up with. So like the style and ascetics of the mummies is pretty sweet, I think we can both agree that only the living have the latest and best styles. Maybe we can jazz up your look with some colour? Maybe some polka dots or some speed stripes? Make you look a bit modern? I mean don't get me wrong, everyone likes black, it's really slimming, but let's be honest, as a skeletal warrior you really don't need to look any slimmer. "Anyways, just a suggestion, and feel free to say no here, but I'm seeing you in a blond wig, some knee high boots and a waist skirt that'll give the illusion of hips. We top it all off with a wide brimmed hat with feathers that you can wear tip down to hide the face, that way you're not always just giving away the goods showing any old perv you sexy skull. You'll want to show as little of that as possible till your second date."
For now Karrin uses her swift flight to charge the Mummy Lord, she's going to power attack:
"Hey you," Karrin says as she flies in, "I'm here to axe you some questions!"
Will save:
Karrin has herself a troll to cut down:
Karrin wakes with a sniffle and a start
Karrin with her resistance to fire doesn't seem to mind the heat too much, nor the extreme cold as the sun sets, but hopefully whoever she's pared with for the watches is far more perceptive than she is. Karrin is good in a fight, not so good seeing that fight coming.
'This place seems pretty peaceful," Karrin says, oblivious to the hints of great violence or death in the sand, 'Can't imagine we'll run into anything dangerous out here, and if we do we'll probably be able to see them coming for miles."
"We're not looking to nab anyone's tiramisu though, only non glycemic gastronomy, as, well we don't have anything against sweets, we usually only indulge ourselves once the journey is over." "Just covering our bases," Karrin whispers to Justin, "In case he's a dessert person."
Karrin will take a 5ft step and attack the two crossbowmen:
Karrin swings into the north most crossbowman, cleaves into the southern one, and then continues to rain down blows on the two until one, or hopefully, two drops.
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