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Freehold DM wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Typical Sweden, get everyone drunk then loot and pillage:-)
Last time I went to Ikea, somebody stole all my livestock.
And then there was the time ABBA scuttled all my ships.
looks at ikea furniture
looks at empty space where chickens and goats were once kept
Oh, thanks SO much Freehold! I'm going to IKEA with my mom tomorrow night so she can get me a mini-figure display case as a belated birthday present.
Now I'm going to be giggling maniacally and rubbing my hands together as I wander the store.
You just want to see me get arrested, don't you?
This is the correct way of handling a trip to IKEA.