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9,466 posts (10,321 including aliases). No reviews. 17 lists. 1 wishlist. 26 aliases.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Typical Sweden, get everyone drunk then loot and pillage:-)

Last time I went to Ikea, somebody stole all my livestock.

And then there was the time ABBA scuttled all my ships.

waitaminute.

looks at ikea furniture

looks at empty space where chickens and goats were once kept

IKEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oh, thanks SO much Freehold! I'm going to IKEA with my mom tomorrow night so she can get me a mini-figure display case as a belated birthday present.

Now I'm going to be giggling maniacally and rubbing my hands together as I wander the store.

You just want to see me get arrested, don't you?

This is the correct way of handling a trip to IKEA.


Celestial Healer wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Typical Sweden, get everyone drunk then loot and pillage:-)

Last time I went to Ikea, somebody stole all my livestock.

And then there was the time ABBA scuttled all my ships.

Yeah, the Abba cannery is infamous for that.


captain yesterday wrote:
Hey! I wasn't Ninja'd:-)

I was taking a bath. Gotta keep the planks from drying up and causing leaks.


Drejk wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Morning Drejk.

*continus plotting the conquest of Gdansk*

Nooo! I just recovered it from Teutonic Order! Keep your oars off of it!

I have alliance with Sweden anyway.

Well, you know, some Poles thought that in 1655 too... ;)


Gonna be nice to the shipyard workers, though. I hear messing with them is bad for your government's long-term survivability...


Morning Drejk.

*continus plotting the conquest of Gdansk*


How does "have some chick with a nice voice say something in French over the middle-8" work so well for pop songs?

Also, how long do you think it'll be between me being happy that I can post on my phone again and me remembering how frustrating typing stuff on it is?


captain yesterday wrote:

Isn't twiddling on your phone while on a bike also impossibly difficult:-)

We aren't going to hear stories on the news about a distracted long ship on a bicycle plowing into a market are we :-)

Nah. No markets in my district. May have to make sure I don't hit a minaret, though. They get enough crap from idiots as it is already.


Icyshadow wrote:
Joke's on you, I work at a library!

Oi once shared a flat with a cute blonde girl who went to Bibliotekshögskolan in Borås and was a member of the Finnish Nation there.

(Students at Swedish unis organise into "nations" that started out based on what part of the country they're from - lots of Finns moved to Västergötland in the 60s and 70s to work in the car and textile industries.)


I just got an American "Centre For Child Immigrants" as a Twitter follower, to which I can only wonder, "why?"

A Swedish one would've sort of made sense...


Icyshadow wrote:
I prefer sneaking on a work PC and hoping that the boss doesn't notice. It's more exciting that way.

Bit hard to do that on a bicycle. ;)


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YES!!!!! I can post from my phone again!!!


Testing.


Sorry to hear about your eye Yuugasa. Here's hoping for the best.

Also: Just ran the Ummayads out of Aquitaine - let's hope it sticks for a decade or so until I get a competent king. (According to Crusader Kings II, Charlemange getting killed after just a year or two on the throne would've been real bad for the Frankish kingdoms.


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That stick has been with me since I was a wee gobshite, and it's got a good two or three decades in it still!!


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The parents returned from Leven this Friday and brought a nice Scottish Blend for me - a 240 bags box! :D

Also a nice Irish blend of the kind we don't talk about here. ;)


Not that herculean - I'd even say the prose flows better than it does in either The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings.

I remember being disappointed the first time I read it when I was about 12 or 13, but when I tried it again at six or seven years later, with a bit more "grown-up" literature in my bag of experiences, it was a relevation.


DungeonmasterCal wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
When he was a teenager, Anthony Edwards studied ballet with his childhood friend Eric Stoltz in Santa Barbara, California, so that "they could meet girls."
A friend of mine did this in college.
Did it work?
Indeed it did.

Taking French was less strenuous.


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2000 AD wrote:
No-one's forcing us to enter Bertrand Russel by the back door!


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So grumpy about this.


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Just going to point out that never have my "manliness" been so appreciated and given confirmation as the three years I worked in the traditionally female job of preschool teacher.

Because, if someone hasn't gotten it yet, your job has nothing to do with your gender.


But only if you like shows with basically no action scenes in them. Plenty of tight emotions though.


Six episodes in, and I feel safe to say that Indian Summers is a terrific show. Watch it.


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For my not-even-any-notes-yet pre-apocalyptic setting, I'm thinking of having cities of decadent, rakshasa-worshiping/ruled jungle elves.


Freehold DM wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Although right now I'm trying to rebuild the Byzantine Empire.

I've taken back Rome!!

the only game I have done this in is total war. They are one of my favorite factions.

Turcopol archers rule!


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LordSynos wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
I am glad that you are enjoying Crusader Kings II, Kajehase. If you like that, then you should try the other Paradox games in their grand strategy lineup.
Europa Universalis IV is the one that got me hooked. I loved making crazy custom nations and trying to pull off some goal or another (Seabearia tried to take over as many island and coastal provinces as possible, for instance :P )

I got my first taste with Europa Universalis II (all you southern US types speak Swedish in several of those realities - as does the Aussies). There's been a few improvements to the engine since then, I'd say...


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Although right now I'm trying to rebuild the Byzantine Empire.

I've taken back Rome!!


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Two days in and I've already bought three expansion packs for Crusader Kings - and one is just to make your starting ruler look (and be called and a few other things - skills are scored against its starting age) the way you want.

Soon the Ulfhuvud dynasty shall bring as much of Scandinavia as possible under them.


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"I'm the g#*!$$ned Pony Batman!"

Nnnnaaaah. Doesn't have the same ring to it.


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Bought Crusader Kings II - first computer game I've bought in five years, I think.


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If anyone's watching the British Open, my mum's holding a "Quiet" sign on Hole #5.


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And English folk songs:

* I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl By Staying At Her Parents’ House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)

* I Am a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now I’m Pregnant

* I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It

* I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis

* Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Let’s Get Married, I’m Glad You Said No Because I’m Really Him In Disguise

* Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome

* The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead)

* Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor

* Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol


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We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them (also stolen off of Tumblr):

* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland

* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep (which they've presumably stolen in Scotland) On It

* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won’t Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)

* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good They’ve Stopped Listening Now Let’s Talk About Revolution

* Something In Irish, I Think It’s About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow


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scottish trad music genres (stolen off of Tumblr):

Everyone I Love Is Dead

The English Have Stolen All My Sheep

You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three

The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep

I Love You A Lot But You’ve Left Me And It’s Raining [fiddle solo]

The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English

One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome

The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep


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David M Mallon wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Donato Giancola being awesome again.
The semester after I graduated college, he started teaching there as an adjunct. Just my f&*#ing luck, right?

[Lie] I hear he's a complete disaster at teaching things, though. So there's a dodged bullet. [/Lie]


Donato Giancola being awesome again.


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Probably linked this song 200 hundred times or so before:
Edwyn Collins - A Girl Like You


The chai variants I've bought have all had cardamom (and black pepper, cinnamon, and at least one other spice) in it, and I've certainly not minded.

The one with cloves in it I could do without, though - it overwhelmed the other tastes.


Dragnmoon wrote:
Dave Gross wrote:
Dragnmoon, I've found myself wishing I could see the spellings when I only listen to the audiobook.
That is the only problem I have with the audio format, I find I have problems remembering proper nouns/names.

Listening to a book with a lot of names from a foreign language narrated by someone who don't know how to translate those names properly when you yourself do can be pretty darn annoying.


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Weekend reminder that Groove is in the heart


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TOZ wrote:
That's not my name...


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Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This


captain yesterday wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Had a friend in high school, his older brother had a swastika tattooed on his chest then got hooked on Crack then would wonder why he kept getting beat up when he went up to Madison to get his s!&#, needless to say he's in prison now.
Couple guys like that went to my high school. Only it wasn't crack, it was meth. One guy had a kid and (mostly) cleaned up his s**#, and the other ended up in prison for beating a dude unconscious and stuffing him into a trunk.

The guy I knew robbed and tied up a state trooper and his wife with his own antique rifle, which he then used to rob a bank two towns over, of course it would've worked but alas both the teller and state trooper knew his family and Id'd him almost immediately... surprisingly he and his buddy made it to Tennessee before the cops caught up with him.

Meth was still pretty new up here so the only person I knew who did it was this California punk chick.

I talked about a guy like that from my neighbourhood about two years ago.

And yes, I was right - he did it.


And no, that's not the pejorative use of the word.


David M Mallon wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Holy s%+$.

Just saw a f!@&ing skinhead get off the 2 train on chambers st.

What color were his bootlaces and suspenders? (Down in your neighborhood, there's a good chance that he's either a communist or a ska/reggae fan, not a Nazi.)

Musical interlude: Redskins - It Can Be Done


Are we there yet?


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The sequel to the movie The Babadook will be called The Baba Ganoush.

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