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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. 1,121 posts (2,182 including aliases). 3 reviews. Aliases: Rumblefish, Thunderbolt Kid, Eldon Tindertwig, Jillian Greenbottle, A Drunk Monk, Frog Cultist, Poll-Monster General, Rent-A-Minion, LumberJack, Frog President, AssimilatedJoey_Clone_641, NPC Hranos.

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Recent posts by Joey Lafyatis:

The Frog Pond that Paizomatix's can't enter
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 05:51 PM
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Wow.. I leave the off topic for a month, and this... well, I'm back.
Terra's CotCT OOC Thread
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 08:34 PM
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Jillian will kill Alandra if she tries to kill Zalen for losing on purpose, but only if the 'King of Crawlies' tries to attack the group after Zalen does win, thus causing Krek to try and kill the cronies, because he doesn't like angry people, and prefers them rid of...

Never mind, scratch what I just said..
Damn it Z, just win.
Terra's CotCT OOC Thread
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 20, 2008, 02:53 PM
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s!%~... not to get ahead of myself, but who's going next? :P
Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 04:05 PM
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Beauty and the Beast
David Bowie
The ZERO word game!!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 12:51 PM
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tse 40:7
Two Word Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 12:50 PM
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for example
One word per post
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 12:49 PM
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made
4 Word Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 12:49 PM
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man's best friend: a
Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 12, 2008, 12:48 PM
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Ride Natty Ride
Bob Marley
The ZERO word game!!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:28 PM
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Dat iz ay lott o' monneys
one.. one.. one.. one.. one..
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:27 PM
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? Is that what the answer is. Damn, I should've seen it right away..
Two Word Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:26 PM
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began with
One word per post
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:25 PM
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wide
4 Word Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:25 PM
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of any creature desired
The List
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:24 PM
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Loose braces..
The One Sentence Game!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:23 PM
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A star went out... It was fated.
5 word character optimization game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:22 PM
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and pull pranks on locals.
one.. one.. one.. one.. one..
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:21 PM
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BINARY SOLO!

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010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101
010101001001010100101101010111110010010100010101010101010111010101010101010 101010101010010101

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Five Word Game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:20 PM
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revealing scandolous stories made up
Three Word Game, Anybody?
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:19 PM
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Dogs and Cats
The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:19 PM
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still remaining sober enough to play
4ed. 4 word game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:18 PM
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illegal in thirteen districts,
NO WORD GAME
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:17 PM
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Ay AagrE
8 word Lord of the Rings Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:16 PM
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showed that dwarven headbutts were quite popular, so
Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:15 PM
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Walk of Life
Dire Straits
How Much is 700 Billion?
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 02:12 PM
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Bill Gates * 14
Monster drawing!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 11, 2008, 06:28 AM
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I can't seem to find it. All I see is an "M".
NO WORD GAME
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 10, 2008, 05:40 PM
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The Jade wrote:
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:o
Monster drawing!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 10, 2008, 04:19 PM
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Hmm, sorry guys, this next request is a little of topic BUT:

I have an indoor soccer team, and we have decided to call ourselves "the Mongooses" *inside joke* I was looking around for a cool cartoon mongoose on Google, before I realized there were my good old Paizo buddies! If anyone is struggling with the fact that a mongoose isn't a "monster" just add dire in front of it, and wait for 4.5E

ANYWAY. What I'm looking for is someone to do a cartoony mongoose design. He should look scary (not too scary, though, there will be kids around)

*inside joke explained* Our coach for our normal soccer season was an absolute a*& h%#%, who we made fun of behind his back (that's probably why i didn't play much...) One day he told us that we had to be "cleva like a mongoose" (He's british) if we wanted to win the game.
NO WORD GAME
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:42 PM
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REICH-tangle
The List
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:41 PM
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WEETRAD!
8 word Lord of the Rings Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:39 PM
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the bridge to Teribithia, where Saurun's headquarters are
4ed. 4 word game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:38 PM
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are more dangerous, due
Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:37 PM
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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Pretty killer song, bro.

Lol, thanks

Young Americans (vote for Obama)
David Bowie
Three Word Game, Anybody?
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:35 PM
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runs a drugstore
The Five Word Game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:34 PM
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while she holds stacks of
The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 7, 2008, 01:32 PM
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if they are Patrick Curtin, which they
NO WORD GAME
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:43 PM
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Supa betta, tank ewe!
Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:42 PM
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Life in the Fast Lanes
The Eagles

and here it is...

Dretches are teh Best
by Joey Lafyatis

Some things are really great,
Like shiny things, or roller skates,
But nothing really beats,
Then your very own dretch!

Dretches are teh best,
Never need no rest,
They'll stand any test,
Put up by your friends and guests!

So don't hesitate to call*
Or stop by any mall
To pick up your own dretch,
and start a game of fetch!

Because...

Dretches are teh best,
Consumers do request
Because they'll stand any test,
Put up by friends and guests!

They really are so cheap,
For a lifelong warantee
Course, they never break, you see
That's how great they be!

Dretches are teh best,
There's nothing really left,
we said they'll stand any test,
Put up by friends and guests!

*toll-free, of course
The List
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:34 PM
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Better than a shirt that won't come of a stain. Ewwww
4ed. 4 word game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:34 PM
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great at word games,
8 word Lord of the Rings Game
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:33 PM
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of Walmart, after revealing underpaid goblins from China
The Five Word Game!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:32 PM
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pieces of paper with writing
The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:31 PM
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about change we can really believe in?
Three Word Game, Anybody?
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:30 PM
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and were yelled
The Angry Jack Cult
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:28 PM
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must kill...
The Angry Jack Cult
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:27 PM
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU! *waddles away*
The Angry Jack Cult
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:26 PM
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Hey! I thought we are one!
The great Smurf experiment
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:24 PM
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Oh, that clears it up...

[awkward silence]
The great Smurf experiment
Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 6, 2008, 05:23 PM
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That doesn't make any sense.


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