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Wow.. I leave the off topic for a month, and this... well, I'm back.

Jillian will kill Alandra if she tries to kill Zalen for losing on purpose, but only if the 'King of Crawlies' tries to attack the group after Zalen does win, thus causing Krek to try and kill the cronies, because he doesn't like angry people, and prefers them rid of...

Never mind, scratch what I just said..
Damn it Z, just win.

S&!@... not to get ahead of myself, but who's going next? :P

Beauty and the Beast
David Bowie

tse 40:7

for example

made

man's best friend: a

Ride Natty Ride
Bob Marley

Dat iz ay lott o' monneys

? Is that what the answer is. Damn, I should've seen it right away..

began with

wide

of any creature desired

Loose braces..

A star went out... It was fated.

and pull pranks on locals.

BINARY SOLO!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

revealing scandolous stories made up

Dogs and Cats

still remaining sober enough to play

illegal in thirteen districts,

Ay AagrE

showed that dwarven headbutts were quite popular, so

Walk of Life
Dire Straits

Bill Gates * 14

I can't seem to find it. All I see is an "M".

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:o

Hmm, sorry guys, this next request is a little of topic BUT:

I have an indoor soccer team, and we have decided to call ourselves "the Mongooses" *inside joke* I was looking around for a cool cartoon mongoose on Google, before I realized there were my good old Paizo buddies! If anyone is struggling with the fact that a mongoose isn't a "monster" just add dire in front of it, and wait for 4.5E

ANYWAY. What I'm looking for is someone to do a cartoony mongoose design. He should look scary (not too scary, though, there will be kids around)

*inside joke explained* Our coach for our normal soccer season was an absolute a!% h+#~, who we made fun of behind his back (that's probably why i didn't play much...) One day he told us that we had to be "cleva like a mongoose" (He's british) if we wanted to win the game.

REICH-tangle

WEETRAD!

the bridge to Teribithia, where Saurun's headquarters are

are more dangerous, due

Pretty killer song, bro.

Lol, thanks

Young Americans (vote for Obama)
David Bowie

runs a drugstore

while she holds stacks of

if they are Patrick Curtin, which they

Supa betta, tank ewe!

Life in the Fast Lanes
The Eagles

and here it is...

Dretches are teh Best
by Joey Lafyatis

Some things are really great,
Like shiny things, or roller skates,
But nothing really beats,
Then your very own dretch!

Dretches are teh best,
Never need no rest,
They'll stand any test,
Put up by your friends and guests!

So don't hesitate to call*
Or stop by any mall
To pick up your own dretch,
and start a game of fetch!

Because...

Dretches are teh best,
Consumers do request
Because they'll stand any test,
Put up by friends and guests!

They really are so cheap,
For a lifelong warantee
Course, they never break, you see
That's how great they be!

Dretches are teh best,
There's nothing really left,
we said they'll stand any test,
Put up by friends and guests!

*toll-free, of course

Better than a shirt that won't come of a stain. Ewwww

great at word games,

of Walmart, after revealing underpaid goblins from China

pieces of paper with writing

about change we can really believe in?

and were yelled

must kill...

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU! *waddles away*

Hey! I thought we are one!

Oh, that clears it up...

[awkward silence]

That doesn't make any sense.