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Dissent is the highest form of patrio.....
Oh wait, that's not right anymore. Sorry!
We get an August break?
Term Limits!! I vote "present".
I'm Vice President!
I'm still Vice President everyone. Just thought you should all know....
Barack invited me over for a beer last night! I had a Milwaukee's best!
Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote: ....followed by candied politician's brains, you know they are good since they are rarely used anyway..... Hey! I resemble that remark!
I use my time wisely all the time.
Hey! I've never found a date like that on my skull.
Maybe it's under my hair...like that Damien kid. Cool!
Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them.
I'd like to donate mine! And I'm sure I've got plenty of friends that aren't using theirs.
Heathansson wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Hi, I'm Joe Biden. I'm the Vice President. Of the United States.
No, really! I am!
Barry said stfu. Barry wouldn't say that! He loves me. Don't you Barry?
....Barry?
...Come on now Barry, stop kidding around and tell this guy how much you love me.
Please?
Hi, I'm Joe Biden. I'm the Vice President. Of the United States.
No, really! I am!
I made a phone call to someone important today!
No, really! I did!
I get to ride on Air Force One sometimes!
I sent an email today!!
I like playing Monopoly!
cartwheels through thread wearing a clown suit
Look at this neat new uniform they gave me.
Hi! I'm the Vice President! Want to see my secret bunker?
Tossed Slaad wrote: I'm hungry. Maybe I should eat someone on the political alias thread... I hear that Dick Cheney guy is pretty well-seasoned.
*rides through on a unicycle while juggling bowling pins*
Wheee!!!!Look at me!!! I'm Vice-President!!!!
If Edinburgh wants to blow up Tokyo with its secret death ray, we won't stand in their way.
Anybody want to see me be Vice-Presedential?
Please?!?
GO TEAM D!
I just wanted to let you know I had to remodel the VP house. You didn't have a play room.
I kinda like this place, but it isn't as nice as the VP mansion.
We've got your back!
Dick Cheney wrote: Jeremy Mcgillan wrote: Funny those I normally oppose have come out in support of Gay Marriage. Dick Cheney just said in a recent news interview he fully supports gay marriage as does Megan McCain daughter of Senator John McCain. That was the weirdest news I heard all day. Will you marry me? No way Dicky Boy! I saw him first!
Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement. Maybe you're all right after all... And just to make things interesting....we give each team $200, and tell them the only things they can use as weapons is what they can purchase at Staples.
Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro! Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:
I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies. Ooohhh! I'm scared! Just remember, it's the top-notch Secret Service Agents who protect me. Second-raters protect the hasbeens. Well good luck finding me. I've disappeared for years at a time. Well then, maybe we could just have the Secret Service teams do a death match for our amusement.
Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro! Your pushing my buttons... Just remember this:
I shoot my friends. Imagine what I do to my enemies. Ooohhh! I'm scared! Just remember, it's the top-notch Secret Service Agents who protect me. Second-raters protect the hasbeens.
Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: lastknightleft wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Sarah Palin wrote: No politics or religion? Oh, darn... Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker? Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow! Jealous? What say you and I fight to the death? Aw relax Dicky-boy. Just because I changed the decorations in what used to be you study from wood-panneling to a nice floral wallpaper doesn't mean you need to get all upset. Don't tase me bro!
lastknightleft wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Sarah Palin wrote: No politics or religion? Oh, darn... Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker? Hey, looks like the eldritch mr. shiney and aberzombie are going to hook up, bow chicka wow wow! Jealous?
Sarah Palin wrote: No politics or religion? Oh, darn... Yeah, they don't want us around Sarah. But, hey! Wanna come over to my place and see the secret bunker?
Political gaffe.
Stirring the pot? Are we cooking something? I sure am hungry!
Anybody want to see my hidden bunker?
lynora wrote: What do you expect from a relationship between devils? ;) Me?
I love caramel! Anybody want to see the secret bunker they hide me in when there's danger?
I'm the Vice-President!
Hey everybody! Party at the VPs house!
Hey baby, you can see Japanistan from my bedroom!
Matthew Morris wrote: 3) He picked me to be VP
(I'm Joe Biden, and I approved this message)
Hey now! Back off there Matt (if that really is your name...). Everyone around here knows that I'm the real Joe Biden.
Doesn't anyone love me anymore?
I remember watching FDR on TV back in '29. He was a great man.
Sarah Palin wrote: Paul Watson wrote: Emperor7 wrote: Paul Watson wrote:
It's obviously moved to Syria like all the WMD Iraq didn't have. ;-) Wights, Mummies, and Demons? I think it was Devils. I thought it was We Murder Democrats. Tee hee... so silly! Hey Sarah, nice rack! Er...I mean...what I meant to say was....nice GUN rack! Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!
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