Joe Biden's page

I won a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey once.

OW!!!

Ow! Somebody shot me.

But don't you just shoot people, Dick?

Yay! I'm a big f&*$ing deal!!!

I'm still relevant!

aren't I?

Can I hang with you guys?

Mmmmm....avocado

Joe Biden wrote:

Don't feel too bad Joe. People do nothing but listen to me, and sometimes Barry yells at me for it.

Everyday I wonder why they do.

Because it's a Big F!#@ing Deal!

Don't feel too bad Joe. People do nothing but listen to me, and sometimes Barry yells at me for it.

No, you want the other hallway. The one on the left.

This is a big f!~&ing deal!

This is a big f@!$ing deal.

Can I be your assistant mayor?

Happy Birthday to me!

Mine!

I like to obey sometimes.

I had a fever once!!!

I keep seeing this phrase on my coins - "E Pluribus Unum". Is that saying something about my butt?

Hey Che! Weren't you a doctor? What do you think of our efforts on health care?

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

Pod post

I just got promoted....

Uhm....Anyone else buying this ocean front property in Arizona? ;)

Can I put in a bid?

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

Me too!

Ooh! Ooh! Me three!

Everytime a cow farts, and environmentalist gets his wings.

Joe Biden wrote:

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

She scares me sometimes....

Joe Biden wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Sorry. Drawing a blank.

Pulls out a pencil and tries to draw a blank as well.

shhh...gotta use invisible ink....

Goes to look for a bottle of invisible ink....

Sorry. Drawing a blank.

Pulls out a pencil and tries to draw a blank as well.

Algore wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!

Hey! That's what B. says about me!

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

Nyah Nyah! I'm the VP!

I remember Monica. She was nice.

I went to the White House for Halloween to trick or treat. I'll be Barack didn't even know it was me. Still, all I got was a rock....

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Joe Biden wrote:

Well, I did have to show 5 different forms of ID. And the body cavity search wasn't very fun at all.....

that's what she said

What?!? I didn't think Hillary would say anything....

Great. There goes national security.

National Security? What's that?

Joe Biden wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

*sigh* Vice presidents - will they never learn?

Yesterday I learned how to call from inside the Whitehouse!

They let you in?

Well, I did have to show 5 different forms of ID. And the body cavity search wasn't very fun at all.....

*sigh* Vice presidents - will they never learn?

Yesterday I learned how to call from inside the Whitehouse!

Joe Biden wrote:

I never get invited to the poker games.....:(

That's because you have a habit of slamming down a pair of twos and shouting "royal flush, b~~#*es." We even tried giving you the little cheat sheet that shows the good hands, but you don't seem to have committed that information to memory.

But....but....Karl told me that was a good hand.

Joe Biden wrote:

Sarah Palin wrote:

Drill, baby, drill!

Ok.

gets out his cordless drill

Oooh, kinky.

I use it to make holes in my wood.

I never get invited to the poker games.....:(

Drill, baby, drill!

Ok.

gets out his cordless drill

My brother had to explain to the second guy that countries are not arranged in alphabetical order.

They aren't?

sniff

Don't I get a chia?

checks with the Big O

Yep! I'm still VP!