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Goddang hipsters.


Treppa wrote:
I sure hope everyone out east is keeping their heads down. It could have been worse. The earthquake could have struck NOW.

Ah ain't scairt!


Ah ain't herd nuthin.


Celestial Healer wrote:
They were red necked wallabies.

Ayup.


Ah reckon so.


The Old Man of the Mountains wrote:

Wimmin wut kin count ain't nothin but trouble. NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, I tell ya!

::runs::

Yew got thet raht ol'feller.


Ah reckon so.


Mmmmm....squirrel stew.


starts playing banjo music


lastknightleft wrote:
This led to a few minutes of hillarity as I thought up a whole scenario where my players have to escape from an elven rapist in the woods at night, that just got funnier the more I thought about it.

banjo music

Squeal like an orc!


Would it be better if we played some banjo music?


Whar'd evybuddy go?


Happy Birthday to me!


Yew tellum, Frank!


Goddang hippeh!


Ayup.


Ayup.


Mine!


Huh? Wuzzat?


Yew shor?


Mahn!


Ayup.


Ayup.


Ah reckon.


Moorluck wrote:
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a redneck, I don't know how to read!! Now quit bringing it up! :P

Ah trahd summa thet book lernin wunce. Didn't lahk it, nosir.


Hillbillie wrote:
How you doin brother cousin Jimmy-Joe?

Ah'm doin purty good, nephew pappy.


Ah reckon so.


Hillbillie wrote:

Yeeeee Hawwww!

<Shoots a squirrel>

Shewt it! Shewwwwwwtttttttt!!!!!


Ah reckon so.


Ayup.


Goddang hippehs.


Ayup.


Ah reckon.


Ah shor kin simperthighs with ya. Folks awtuh speek Inglish proper like.


Ah reckon so.


David Fryer wrote:
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Johnny Cash? It was back in 1995 and I was living in Montgomery, Alabama. I used to go and put flowers on the grave of Hank Williams Sr. once a week, because I promised my Grandma that I would just before she passed away. One day I was there and this big black pickup pulled up and out stepped Hank Williams Jr. and Johnny Cash. They were doing a benefit show together that night and had stopped in to pay their respects. I tried to slip off before they saw me, but it didn't work and they stopped to talk to me. Then they invited me to lunch! So where does Hank Williams Jr. and Johnny Cash take a person to lunch? Pizza Hut! It was awesome.

Can I touch you?


Ayup.


Ah reckon so.


Dang hippeh fake zombeh.


Ayup.


Dang it zombeh! Looks lahk wunna them dang hippehs is impersernatin ya! Ah kin telled by him tawking funneh.


Ayup.


Sho'nuff.


Thet parteh last night shor wuz fun.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Ayup.


Ayup.


Ah reckon so.


Yew kin call it Hippeh!


Kwit wavin thet gun round zombeh, afore ya shoot CH uhgin!

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