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Huh??? What's wrong with a Winky. See what happens around all the "pretty" skull faced people. They just can't see the beauty of an abnormally large wart. I swear!

Flith and Porn!!! I'm in.

Scotch and soda... damn that had to hurt. Probably almost as much as that one time on the slip and intestislide when I hit too hard chest first and then slid into that freaking short sword. The doctor told me just a half inch to either side and I'd have lost Captain Winky.

Ummm. I just eat things. Lots of things really. Though I do prefer the delectable humanoid morsels. So sweet and juicy!

From the length of the skirt I would have to agree it looks like she's bald!

FOOD!!!! Give me FOOD!!!

Norah's a hagfish. Which is a real-world HORRIFIC DISGUSTING NASTY fish that turns water into slime. If you're feeling particularly evil, and have a computer handy... you might want to show the PCs the following video after they drink from her tank just so they can see what it is that they've put inside themselves:

What hagfish slime does to water!

Uh... that almost look as bad as the swa... I mean bath water in me scu... ummm clean water filled pon... tub. Yeah tub.

You right me not see any ninja. Did see stomache running through trees though...

Uhhhh ninja. Oh ninja, were you be. Jim be hungry. Hey wha the ell m'stomache is missing. Now how di that happ.....

Agreed WotC boards seem to only be around for some people to piss off other people who in retaliation then try to piss off someone else.

Secondly... ummmmmm ice weasels.... *now where did I put that net*

Ahem... yah I gotsta agree I know when I yell "backblast area all secure" most creatures tha knows whats good for them runs. Cause ain't no way they arnt gonna get hit.

Jim the Troll wrote:

Well you have to admit you speeky bad Enlishese. Just like we Trolls smell ... ummm nevermind.

Oh, that comment made milk come out of my nose...

Thanks I hadn't made someone snarf in forever :)

Aside from myself that last time I was eating Elf liver and onions.

Well you have to admit you speeky bad Enlishese. Just like we Trolls smell ... ummm nevermind.

I'll take 4 two for me and one each for the dogs. They do love to drink.

Nah!!! Good ridance more gm thingys should quit... Trolling some more!! hehe

Only if it's a two-headed Troll

Just Trolling!!!

Yeah, well blah blah this sucks!!!

Hey I'm a troll.... that means I can reproduce myself. Where the hell did I put that axe!!!