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155 posts. Alias of Jess Door.


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IT IS QUIET HERE.

TOO QUIET.

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY.

WHO PUT THAT CITY THERE?


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THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE KAIJU.


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HATE! IT BURNS! EVERYTHING MUST BURN! EVERYTHING MUST BE CRUSHED TO ITTY BITTY PIECES OF HATRED!!!!


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!


RAWR.


Gipsy Danger wrote:
Don't worry, citizens! I will protect you from the Kaiju horde infesting this region!

RAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!


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I DEMAND BRIBES! BRIBES!!!!!!!


EXACTLY.


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SO CUTE. I WILL TRY NOT TO STOMP YOU...

TOO MUCH.


YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

RAWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Wow. A naked mob of gaming fans. You don't see that everyday ..

looks again

Perhaps that's for the best ..

Shudders

::RAISES ONE FOOT, WIGGLES TOES EXPECTANTLY::

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....


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Jeff-Zilla wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Hi all.

Still waiting for my Vampire level Kickstarter.

Still crazy at work.

Still crazy at home.

I'm still crazy.

Cheers!

NO VAMPIRE LEVEL KICKSTARTER PACKAGE HERE EITHER. SAD 'ZILLA.

There. There. A good dino-rampage will make you feel better.

Tokyo, San Francisco, or New York?

WHY LIMIT MYSELF?


Emperor7 wrote:

Hi all.

Still waiting for my Vampire level Kickstarter.

Still crazy at work.

Still crazy at home.

I'm still crazy.

Cheers!

NO VAMPIRE LEVEL KICKSTARTER PACKAGE HERE EITHER. SAD 'ZILLA.


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I AM WAITING FOR MY STAT BLOCK


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BEST ERROR MESSAGES EVER


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Jess Door wrote:
Femme Shep has Reapers to eviscerate.

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.


::KICKS THREAD IN THE SHINS::

WAKE UP, FAWTL!!!


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::HIGH FIVES ABERZOMBIE::

OH....ER...SORRY...

I NEED TO REMEMBER THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO HIGH FIVE SOMEONE...


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Freehold DM wrote:
While nekkid? Naturally. I would slip the ring on their finger while they were averting their gaze from tthe improbability of my black manliness.

YOU HAD NO CHOICE, GIVEN THAT I EXPLODED YOUR CLOTHES.


Kajehase wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Apaprently I snore when I sleep. Are there cures for that?
Depending on the cause of the snoring: Surgery, dieting, or a weird thing-a-magick they put up your nose.

I DECLARE THE SPELLING OF THING-A-MAJIG TO BE "THING-A-MAJIG".

THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Some people are weird. How can anyone not like visiting Japan?!?
*Fires beams of envy from his eyes at Aberzombie*
This was my fourth visit.
normally, I would risk over to jess doors house to explode all over her laundry. however, jesszilla recently exploded all of my laundry, presumably in retaliation. It's so ironic, I feel like I'm in the 90s or something.

rawr


Freehold DM wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
I THINK I WILL JUST SIT HERE AND (redacted) UNTIL I EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF TEN THOUSAND SUNS
urizen is slipping...

EXPLODES ALL FHDM'S LAUNDRY

how ironic....

::DISEMBODIED VOICE::

IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE


Freehold DM wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
I THINK I WILL JUST SIT HERE AND (redacted) UNTIL I EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF TEN THOUSAND SUNS
urizen is slipping...

EXPLODES ALL FHDM'S LAUNDRY


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s-s-S-S-S-S-SUPERNOVA!

::BEGINS GLOWING AND A STRAINED WHINE EMERGES::


I THINK I WILL JUST SIT HERE AND STEW AND SIMMER UNTIL I EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF TEN THOUSAND SUNS


SO MUCH AGGRAVATION


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aeglos wrote:

save at home now

HMMMMMMMM...

WHY NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS. I'LL TROMP ACROSS THE SEA OF JAPAN AND EURASIA TO GET TO GERMANY TO FLATTEN THINGS FOR YOU FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. PLEASE HAVE THE THINGS TO BE FLATTENED PLACED IN THE STREET, UNLESS YOUR HOME IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLATTENED.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE


TWO FOR ONE CHRISMAS SPECIAL ON FLATTENED ITEMS! BRING THEM HERE, I WILL FLATTEN TWO THINGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!


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lynora wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Just got surprised with a birthday cake by co-workers at the main job. also got a lotto ticket! things are starting to look up!
Happy birthday FHDM.
+1

+SMASH

I TRIED TO MISS MOST IMPORTANT BUILDINGS.


Kajehase wrote:
*also adds some squashable skyscrapers for Jesszilla*

RAWR! BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!


Finished Cold Days in about 4 hours. 'Twas awesome. He better publish the next one in less than a year! It's not like he's writing Alera anymore, he's got plenty of time to focus!

Rereading an old favorite, Sunshine, by Robin McKinley. Who has finally said she won't write a sequel.

Sad 'Zilla.


Drejk wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
::DOES THE "I GET A NEW CAR TOMORROW" HAPPY DANCE::
Don't stomp on it or... Oh, too late.

::SOBS GIANT 'ZILLA TEARS::


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::DOES THE "I GET A NEW CAR TOMORROW" HAPPY DANCE::


Cheapy wrote:
Hey people!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I AM NOT A PEOPLE!


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I PREFER PLANE GEOMETRY!!!

RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

::SMASHES EVERYTHING FLAT::


AAAAAAAAAAUGH!


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I SPEAK LOUDLY SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT I SAY OVER THE SCREAMS OF TERROR AND RUMBLE OF BUILDINGS FALLING TO THE GROUND.


'ZILLA RAMPAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAWR.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I saw that, Jess. I have a feeling the bagel heads won't be a lasting fad...

BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE IDEA OF A PANCAKE HEAD TREND?


WTF, JAPAN! W T F ! ? !

HOW ABOUT PANCAKE HEADS, JAPAN. I CAN DO THAT BODY MODIFICATION ON YOU EASILY!

::SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH::


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YES, I CAN DO MATH AND HANDLE FORMAL LOGIC, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE OVARIES!!!!

B E T T E R

T H A N

Y O U ! ! ! !

IDIOTS

::RAMPAGES IN INDISCRIMINATE RAGE::


doctor_wu wrote:
What the heck someone main name is fiendish doctor wu on these messageboards...

SUCH INSULTS CAN NOT BE BORNE! I WILL STAMP OUT THIS INTERLOPER!!!


HEY!

IF ANYONE IS GOING TO DO ANY STAMPING AROUND HERE, IT SHOULD BE ME!! HOW DARE YOU!

::STOMPS A CENSOR IN A FIT OF RAGE::


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DeathSpot wrote:
Abraham spalding wrote:
Charender wrote:

It will eventually rear up like a hydra at a later date.

I seriously doubt this can be talked out at this point. Quietly and politely find another game.

As I scrolled by I read the bolded part as:

"It will eventually rear up like a hydra with a laser dart."

No sweat. Hydras aren't proficient with laser darts, and they do crappy damage anyway.

Look, I just want hydras with frickin' lasers on their heads!


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Orthos wrote:
Jess Door's Jesszilla for obvious reasons.

THIS IS MY REAL IDENTITY, NOT AN ALIAS. I'M JUST TRYING TO LIMIT THE DESTRUCTION. UNLESS THE MOOD STRIKES. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO DESTROY THINGS.


Gnomezilla wrote:

*knocks something over*

Rawr!

WHAT IS IT?

IT IS NOT A MONSTER!!!


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I MADE A POEM:

AHEM!

MARCHING OVER STREETS
DOING MINIMAL DAMAGE
'ZILLAS ON PARADE


THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH 'ZILLAS.


OOOO.

MATCHA?

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