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443 posts. Alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter.


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I watched Contempt again last night. Holy f+!@ing shiznit, and that's not because of Brigitte Bardot's bare bum in the opening scene. [Ooohw-fa-fa!]

You know, I think the Boston Phoenix ran articles on it every time it played at the Brattle or the Harvard Film Archives and I still waited 37 years before I saw it.

If you like pretentious French flicks, this one's for you!

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Which reminds me of another flick in French that I've got on my shelf waiting for a re-watch:

La battaglia di Algeri

Vive le Galt!

I forgot that this film includes a pleasing tribute to me.

Obligatory Musical Interludes:

Eyes Without a Face

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I preferred Le salaire de la peur.

thejeff wrote:
a) I really don't remember the Satanism scare as being that big a deal on a personal/local level.

No stats or nothing, but I don't think that it was.

I met a guy during Occupy who was raised in some Southern evangelical church that spoke in tongues and all that. He told me that when he first came to New Hampshire, he did some missionary work and the consensus among his brethren was that New Englanders were the worst bunch of irreligious heretical apostates in the country. According to his brethren, we are "too practical."

The Black Goblin's mother excepted, of course.

EDIT: Of course, this is assuming you were raised in New England.

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Limeylongears wrote:
My parents, while despairing at my taste in literature (Michael Moorcock, etc), were never bothered about it and didn't have a problem with D&D , either. My mother did make me throw my Black Sabbath albums away, though.

I lent a kid in my neighborhood a copy of the classic book Saga of Old City by Gary Gygax and his mother found it and threw it away! Later, I found his older brother had squirrelled it out of the trash and hidden it away with his porno mags.

Down with mothers!!!

My hetero life partner, The Black Goblin, played D&D in a middle school and had great fun until some busy-body demented Christian maniac intervened and made the school revoke the club's charter.

Worst part was, it was The Black Goblin's mother.

He's got subscriptions to every one of the game-material related subscriptions, so I think he's trying to make up for lost time.

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Allegedly, Honore Balzac changed his name to Honore de Balzac because he got paid by the word.

I only kinda skimmed the last bunch, so I'm not really sure what's under contention, but the interplay of artistic genius and hackdom has provided a wondrous array of fabulous results in the world of literature, as every fan of sci-fi and fantasy novels should know.

Simon Legrande wrote:
Picked up The Myth of Sisyphus yesterday.

Tell that [French swearing] that I said [French swearing].

Vlad Koroboff wrote:

You do not need to tell ME that)
And it was funny)

Well, then, Ecrasez l'infame! (with various Frenchie punctuation marks)


Did it tickle?

If you check out the What Books Are Your Reading Thread, you will note that the Balzac has spread.

[Shakes with fright]

BigDTBone wrote:
Jean-Paul Sartre, Intrnet Troll wrote:

I had a Spanish professor who used to mock English literature and would always refer to the Bard contemptuously as "Billy Shakespeare."

Personally, I prefer the sexy ones with spanking to the ones about dudes named, like, Chuck VII, or something.

Anyway, Moliere's better.

How does a Spanish teacher get to mock any literature? The only decent piece if literature ever written in Spanish is Don Quixote and that's it. All the prolific Mexican authors write in English, and I can't think of a decent author from Spain in the last 300 years.

Aside from the afore mentioned Mexican authors who write in English there are so many other great English authors (and I won't even count Shakespeare.) Milton, Chaucer, Bacon, Swift, Conrad, Twain, Hawthorne, Poe, Fitzgerald, Faulkner, Hemingway, and that's literally if the top of my head.

But none of that matters because the best the literary world has to offer all come from Russia.

[Takes out red pencil and strikes out all the "if"s and replaces them with "of"s and "off"s]

I am not Doodlebug! I am his faux French avatar!

The real Doodlebug can't judge between Billy Shakespeare and Moliere, he's only read Tartuffe; and that was, like, two decades ago!

Anyway, Geraint, would you like to see my Balzac?

Madame Sissyl, would you like to look at my Balzac?


[Giggles some more]



Non. I only ever learned to speak Spanish in the present tense. And then I forgot most of that.

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I had a Spanish professor who used to mock English literature and would always refer to the Bard contemptuously as "Billy Shakespeare."

Personally, I prefer the sexy ones with spanking to the ones about dudes named, like, Chuck VII, or something.

Anyway, Moliere's better.


World Bank whistleblower exposes "Second Species" entrenched in world global elite, Vatican

In other news, I was interested in seeing Noah, too.

A Minute for Your Son

Jeepers Creepers: Semi-Star

11 French Travel Tips for Visiting America

Irontruth wrote:
For the gobbo

I appreciate the sentiment but there is no way I can favorite even a parody of that song.

You [redacted] hippie, Comrade Jeff.

God Is Love

Just Like Heaven

Didn't It Rain

Take Two

Didn't It Rain

I'm Going to Live the Life I Sing About In My Song

(Although, from what little I know about her, I'm not sure she did.)

I'm On My Way (Canaan Land)

Irontruth wrote:
Obligatory REM song

I am in high school, all of a sudden.


How I Got Over

After some internet searching...

Kajehase wrote:
Tant-pis mon petit lutin.

Let the Church Roll On

Zizek on Ode to Joy

Kajehase wrote:
No, Fouquier-Tinville, Jean-Paul Sartre, Intrnet Troll, it's all a lie. I have no idea how to speak French.
Quelle domage!

[Shakes head and points to ear]

I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're saying.

Ode to Joy

Zut alors!

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Down by the Riverside

Chemlak wrote:

they should be no different to France in all of those respects, even though we share a land border.

Vive le Auld Alliance!

No answer?!?

Man, I never thought I'd see the day when I favorited an ASiB post.

Downbound Train

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She Is Beyond Good and Evil

Sister Rosetta Tharpe

Can I never escape that pied noir brat?

Perusing this thread reminded me of an anecdote from a Bertrand Russell essay in Why I Am Not a Christian that, alas, I couldn't find.

Jist of it was: there was a debate in South Africa between the Flat Earth Society and a ship's capitain whose only argument about the shape of the earth was that he had sailed around it.

The Flat Earth Society speaker kicked his ass.

More Jesus
More Ramones

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