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*Lights candle and tells Eyebite to get lost*

'Be quiet, you ridicoulous lamp imp, before I am forced to punish you for hypocrisy.'
See? This thread is going to the frogs.
EDIT: What?! How come this alias can say 'forced' and not me?!

And he has not covered...
S--M--E--R--F, has he?

No he hasn't! And has he covered...
S--M--U--R--F?
EDIT: Yes he has.

they do eat, do sleep

they do feed, they do seethe
bare their swords when they see kobolds sneak
kobolds lick the dirt off smurfs feet
they do push, do crowd
congregate until they're much too loud
frolic to procreate till they are glad
drink the blood of their so called enemies
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
they don't srcam, and do fight
don't oppress an equals given rights
starve the poor so they can be well fed
line their homes with the skulls of dead kobolds
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't sh!t where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfs...they don't compare
smurfette, the two of us need look no more
Smurfette, the two of us need look no more

They do murder, they do kill

The annoying smurfs who
Force me to bnecome a smurf
despite the fact
that I do not wish to but
I am too wise for them
For I have many slaves
Jay Frogskin! Get back to work!
Sorry, where was I?
Ah yes, I was droning on and on and on and on
But i know
That none of you actually read this...
Look! A chicken!
Anyways, those dang smurfs are no match for me
because I'm sacrificing slaves
man, this actually takes a while because
when I fisrt started this I thought
heck, they'll never read all of this
but I've realized that this takes AGES to write
Am i done yet? i guess not...
Anyways, these fine folk keep
yelling at me and saying that I lick their feet
Even when I don't want to
Man, am I done yet? Argh.
Anyways, I would never lick a smurfs feet
Because smuf feet are gross
And seriously, they dont even EXIST,
they're just amn invention of some sick fool
To harass NE kobolds
And annoy us constantly,
turning us into eachother
And I thought Heathenson was on MY side?
But here hes a smurf too!
Oh wait, i just remembered the 'I am sorry, Heathenson' thread.
Whoops. Anyways,
Smurfs are REALLY annoying me...
Hey! I think I'm done! Finally! This post has been a huge
pain to write
and my hands are getting numb
and I bet that fate will spite me by
having the smurfs actually READ
this dumb thing. Yeesh.

AAAH!

Hey! Postmonster! make it like the Erik Mona Day thread, where anybody who even posts turns into a smurf!

THE RHYMER'S SLAVE'S POEM:
Smurfs are too mighty
And they are too fat
Only KC can set things rightly*
The little lizard-rat

Anyways, KC is stupid
He barely can kill a mouse
The smurfs are in league with Cupid
So we must run out of the house!

KC is such a fool
He cannot do many thing{s}
I am but his tool--
Oh! Hello, master! Please! I wasn't doing anything!

*Last. Time. Ever.

Gloriously smurfed.

Smurf, glorious smurf...

If any of you dares to quote me - I shall turn you into a smurf.

So speaks the Smurfomancer!

Bwahahahahahaha!

If any of you dares to quote me - I shall turn you into a smurf.

The Smurfomancer wrote:

If any of you dares to quote me - I shall turn you into a smurf.

So speaks the Smurfomancer!

Bwahahahahahaha!

The Smurfomancer wrote:

If any of you dares to quote me - I shall turn you into a smurf.

So speaks the Smurfomancer!

Bwahahahahahaha!

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Now, everybody, prepare to be SMURFED!!!
Save, of course, my master.

I'm a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad smurf now! I shall smurf all who are not already smurf, for thus is the command of my master!

You smurf Garl Glittergold. I'm nuts?

You're smurf, that's who you are.