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11 posts. Alias of Great Green God.


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"AAH!" screams the newly humanized Javers. Spinning in circles, he shouts: "MY TAIL! MY TAIL! WHERE'S MY TAIL!"


Outside

"Did you hear that?!" shouts Javers looking worried.

Elgeen tries not to wince, in front of Alak Dool, who is already glowering.

"Look! Here come the authorities!"


*Looks nervously about while sweating profusely*


"And I brought a big o' alligator-snake thing over earlier. That's why I was here."


Outside

"YIKES!"


The man Javers looks about confused and then looks about ready to start flapping again before one look at the crowd tells him that it might be dangerous to do so given all of the fruit and vegetable products that some of them are carrying. Instead with a minimum amount of hand and arm motion possible he says "There was this terrible racket in the back room and Gwen went to look and a kooku-thrice-thing landed on her, and she went as stiff as stone."


Illthir Winlowe wrote:

"A Cockatrice!" she announces through her teeth. "That's almost worse then a werechicken infestation!"

With her free hand she grabs the man by the collar and pulls him close. "Where? Where did you see that? Point if you only speak chicken!"

Shaking the man, Illthir awakes him before he falls over.

"Huh? Wha? Uh, in there." says the man pointing to the structure's entrance where a nervous and pale man with dark hair is standing.

As a side note, I never noticed how similar this and the previous post's icon are.


"Buck buck?" says the man looking up from what is a very lively chicken impersonation.

Sense Motive (Flapping Man) DC 20:
The flapping man does not appear to be out of control or in the midst of any sort of avian transformation, but is doing a genuine impersonation of something he's seen.

Rolled less than a 15 on the Sense Motive check?:
"HE'S A WERECHICKEN!!" He even has chicken feathers dropping from his clothes.

If your PC makes the Sense Motive check, they may attempt a Knowledge (arcana) DC 18 (if they are able):
The way the man is moving (flapping his arms and waving his butt) puts you in mind of a magical beast known as a cockatrice.


Alia of the Blade wrote:
Alia looks around to see if anybody panics, or if there are any monsters. Usually when someone shouted something like that, people did not crowd up to stare, so the situation definitely seemed to need more context before she was willing to act.

There do not seem to be any monsters about the area that can be seen. The crowd though does seem very flustered by the man's antics.

Alia, Durgan:
There is young, pale-faced man standing near the entrance to the shop behind its columns, who seems particularly flustered. See the map for the brown bordered man's position.

Zokon Santyev wrote:
"What monsters and where?, what do they look like." he asks as he approaches the man looking directly at him to get his attention.

"THEY'RE-" and the man holds his hands out wide and then sets one about the level with about his belt buckle.

Then while flapping his arms out at his sides the middle-aged man crows, as loud as one physically can, into Zokon's face--"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOO!!"


A short, wide, balding man in overhauls bustles about before the crowd in front of Gwen's Relics shouting "MONSTERS! MONSTERS! RUN FER YER LIVES THERE'S MONSTERS!"


← But this guy?

Not so much.


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