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Pathfinder Society Member. 3,984 posts (11,319 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 30 aliases.


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Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Thornborn wrote:

Inspired:

Snake: "Luck, gimme some cheese."

Luck: (Luck brings an apple to be grasped.)

S: "Cheese, Luck."

L: (Luck doesn't move, keeps holding apple ready to be grasped.)

S: (Taking the apple:) "You ate all the cheese, didn't you?"

L: (Hides in the bag.)

HA! That's pretty good.

Tendal Deverin wrote:

Seeing nothing but the three men in the road, Tendal quietly sighs. This seems to have been a poor attempt at an ambush, now spoilt. Further, there doesn't appear to be much for my skills to do, my companions seem to have this well in hand.

Tendal prudently weaves his defensive magic, settling the mage armor spell upon his body, then remains where he is in the road, cane planted in the dust, watching the scrum.

I totally love this! I can totally see Tendal walking up to examine the scene after it's all said and done, brushing a piece of lint off his well maintained clothing and saying: "Nicely done, gentlemen. Now be good gents and let's get this placed cleaned up. It's fantastically atrocious."

If he was a smoker, I can even possibly see him light a cigarette during the combat. :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Vhailor Falk wrote:
How did you find DMing for a bunch of rabid half-baked green midgets?... the goblins I mean...

Lol! Good one. :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
DM Immortal wrote:
NICE SHOT!!! Normally that would still miss due to the creature having cover from being submerged in water, however it's too good of an opportunity to let pass... [dice=Mythic Surge added to confirmation roll]1d6

:D Awesome! And I TOTALLY forgot all about being Mythic. Thanks for the assist.

Horatio Flynn wrote:

See, Adular had cast Bless earlier on at the start of the Combat a few rounds back; that means you'd have a +1 to confirm your hit, so your confirmation roll would be a 9, not an 8.

But wait - Amen-set also cast the spell on the cannon "Magic Siege Engine" - which not only grants a +1 to Damage and Magical Damage, but it also grants a +1 to hit - meaning you'd confirm on a Touch Attack of 10, not 8.

Given that the weapon is considered magical, that should mean you'd do a total of 98 damage against a Touch Attack on a 10 vs. an AC of 10.

Now the Bless I was unaware of. Thanks for the clarification on that. I remember you mentioning the "Magic Siege Engine" bit, but I believe I misunderstood on how it was suppose to work and thought it only made it to be "considered" magical and not like actually magical. Good to know.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

That's exactly why I love it. 'Speed loot' totally says to me:

"Alright, instead of wasting several days to see if anyone can make the rolls to identify this stuff, I'll just tell you what it is because I know AT SOME POINT you're going to make these rolls and find out anyway so I'll just save us all the time and trouble. Cool? Cool."

Totally love it.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

A natural 20! Man that was a freaking awesome roll! I just wish I could've rolled better on the confirm.

I gotta say, that's some pretty good damage on those rolls. Fairly decent on rolling average and above on them. That's typically not me. Well, the 4 on the confirm to hit is. :P


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Old Guy GM wrote:
Speed Loot: a dozen longswords (one a +1 large longsword), a +2 halberd, three large warhammers, a set of full plate armor, a druid's staff with a spellstaff still cast on it (rusting grasp, lvl12, and 356 gp scattered about.

Ha! 'Speed loot'. I totally love it. That's just some great terminology. I don't know why I like it so or get such a kick out of it but I do. :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Absolutely no worries, Variel. Get to feeling better, bud. That's a whole lotta no fun for sure.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

I'm with Dax. Just keep rolling as is. Hopefully he'll show back up at some point in the fairly near future.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Happy Thanksgiving to all.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Happy Thanksgiving, all.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Real sorry to hear that, Rain. My gosh that's frustrating. I sure hope things get better for you quick like.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Oooooooh, okay. Gotcha on the crew. Thanks!

And thanks for the link, Variel!

Yeah the Dragon turtle is gonna have to be dealt with for sure. We'd just get ourselves killed going in there on boats.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Wow! I just noticed it says "48/120" passengers. That's cool. Wait, that's not "Crew" though, is it.

The spreadsheet says: "Crew 20, Current 33". What does that mean exactly?

And who are the passengers?


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Variel Nightstorm wrote:

Follow the link in my header to the loot list. It will also have the link to The Dread Lady that will give you the information you are looking for on types of siege engines and ammunition.

We have 8 lt ballistae and 2 cannons. The ammunition is also listed there as a total, not per ballistae or cannon. the ballistae are on the port and starboard sides of the ship while the cannons are fore and aft. Its possible to then to get 2 cannon and 4 ballistae to fire at the Dragon Turtle is it lines up for a broadside.

So if I'm reading this right, y'all have enough teams to fire the 2 cannons and 4 ballista currently, correct? If you wanted to just for kicks and grins, you couldn't actually fire all of them at once due to a lack of teams, right? I just wanna make sure I'm clear on the total number of teams y'all have.

Also, it looks like 1 of your ballista was destroyed? Would you have 9 if it was repaired? Or has it completely been obliterated?


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Thanks for the clarifications.

Would this also be the same: Siege weapons?

Now if you click on that link, you'll see Cannon and Heavy Ballista listed in the top three.

Is this what you all have?

A trained gun crew? That's cool. Is it the minimum of 3? Or do you have more? Do you actually have a crew to operate both siege weapons at the same time or just enough to operate only 1 at a time?

Also, do y'all have any kind of "special" type of ammo for these weapons? Or is it simply your typical ammo?

And is there a limit to how much ammo you have for both weapons?

Sorry about all the questions.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Variel Nightstorm wrote:

know arcana d20+58

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Lol! +58! That is awesome! If you folks need to know ANYTHING arcana, you just ask ol' Nightstorm here. There ain't NOTHING he can't tell you. :D

Okay I've got a million questions.

What kind of siege engines do y'all have?

Can they be fired by 1 person? If not, then how many people would it take to fire it?
And are there that many folks on this ship able to fire it?(I think I read somewhere it takes like 4 people to reload? Please correct me if I'm wrong).

Also, how often can you fire them?

I know pretty much nothing about siege engines so that's why I ask. I've never used them.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Joana wrote:
How much of a lead are you going to give them before following? The only 'destination' you're aware of in that direction is the Port-Governor's mansion, and it's not far at all. Of course, they may be headed somewhere in the countryside beyond....

I'd have to say 30' minimum. If anyone else thinks it should be more, feel free to speak up.

Snake will be at least 30' behind for sure. I'll leave it up to everyone else how far they wanna be behind. But as far as I'm concerned when it comes to us "non-sneaky" people, my take would be 30'.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Looking forward to it.

And thanks!


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

You know, I didn't even realize it's been a month since Alex last posted. That shocks me.

And he's not in any other game. This is the only campaign he's in. I sure hope and pray everything's all right with him.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Hello, folks! I'm the new guy.

I know most of you already from being in Variel's Wrath game(sure hate to see Ridge leave) but Dain and Rain are new to me.

Appreciate the invite and looking forward to it.

And sorry to hear about the flooding, bud. Man that stinks. Hope there's some form of "easy" fix involved and nothing major. I've never had a basement so I wouldn't know.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Yeah I know the feeling. Work has been kicking me in the can and it's not gonna let up until after Christmas anyway, so that works for me.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

I'll take the rest of the cure lights. I can give them to whoever needs them when needed.

And also:

tangleburn bag
alchemists' fire x2
antitoxin x2
thunderstone
potion of vanish x2
bag of alchemically treated coals

Okay, that's all I'm taking.

For the record, I'm taking these things just so we have them because I feel they might be useful. If anyone wants any of these items just let me know. It's no big deal to me.

Edit: Dorn has a regular warhammer that he'll throw in the sell pile.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Almost forgot!

Scroll of Barkskin

And if no one wants that Belt of Tumbling, I'll sure snag it.

But that's ONLY if no one else wants it. I'm not gonna let it go to waste. Alicia would obviously benefit from it the best. My Acrobatics score really isn't any good but I like those minor useful items. They're great! :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Did someone take the belt of tumbling? I feel like someone did but I can't remember.

And Dorn has these items:

masterwork warhammer
+1 shield cloak
potion of cure light wounds x1(There's 3. I'm also pretty sure someone took the other 2 but I can't remember that either). :P
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Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Let's make sure we check the wagon. Figure I should mention that in case/before we burn it up or whatever. I would post something but it's really late and I gotta call it a night. Way too tired to think.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Sounds good to me.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Questions:

Is it our turn?

And do we have our weapons?


What's up, Aku? Dread Pirate Hurley? Long time no see. Good to see you cats are still chugging around the boards. Been a while. :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Yeah, knock to the ground is what I meant. I knew I couldn't grab it. I 47 would be right. Where she is currently. I read it wrong initially.


How long you gonna keep this recruit up?


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Kind of a crazy week for me, folks. Will post when possible but move along when you need to and don't wait for me. I'm hoping by the weekend but we'll see.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Hope it all goes well, OG.

Just a heads up, this week has been crazy for me so my posting is going to be equally as crazy. Please cover for me when necessary. Should be good again by next week. Probably Sat/Sunday but even then, keep moving without me if need be. But will try and post if/when I get the chance.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

That actually works for me. This week has been kinda crazy for me anyway so enjoy your time off. At least I won't feel too guilty for not posting. :P

Will still and try to post when I can though.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Works for me. I'm getting creamed at work. No worries at all. Man am I ready for the weekend.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

@Zeriax: Hope and pray your family member gets well, bud.

Nothing big for me. I'm good. Eventually get my hammer magicked but outside of that, ready to move forward.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

HA! I just noticed that we rolled a 1, 2, and 3 naturally. That's pretty funny. Truly some epic failed rolling. At least Lym can cover hers up some with the big +17. There's just no hiding Thordak's patheticness.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Fine with me.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

All good to me.

There's gotta be somewhere else we could meet then. Maybe they'll let us use the kitchen. There should be enough room in there and Braddon can eat some more. ;)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

HA! Respect the Spirit. That's funny.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Yeah, at this current rate of posting, this thread is not gonna last. I've seen this far too much over the years.

Also, Rikash hasn't posted since the end of June. I think it's a pretty safe bet to say he's gone.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Okay, we must destroy the dwarf bane heavy pick. Burn, melt, obliviate, whatever word you wanna use. :)

@Lym: I could use my Longaxe with some Bane(Giant) property. Wait a minute, never mind. That takes 6 days.

Nope then, I'm good. Let's roll.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

C'mon office work! That's who I'm pickin' to win. :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Sure! That'd be great! Reta would love to have more goblins on her side. Whatever helps TEAM RETA. ;)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Welp, he ain't getting any deader! Let's go hunt us some orcs, folks! Yee-haw! ;)

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I stole part of it from The Emperor's New Groove. Great movie by the way. I highly recommend it.

And the last part I stole from my brother. In an RL game a few years ago, my brother-in-law's pc died in battle(fortunately we got him raised) and we were all around his fallen body distraught while my brother(playing a ranger) was running around chasing fleeing ogres busting out with, "Whoo-hoo! I got me another 'un!" :)


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

So Dorn will snag the +1 Shield cloak. It's equal to his current shield so if anyone else wants it then feel free. But if not, he'll use it for now just because it's interesting. :)

Also:
Scroll of Barkskin
Mwk Warhammer
And 1 of the clw potions(Kaleb can snag the other 2).


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

Yes for going to the alchemist.

And if no one wants to claim the clw potions, Dorn will. Somebody needs to. Don't matter to me who.

And the Potions of Vanish? Alicia would be my guess.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

HA! Perfect! That'll work.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness

@Alex: Did you already snag Teraktinus's stuff? For some reason I thought you did but I couldn't find it so that's why I figured I'd better go ahead.

Let me know.


Male Humanly Awesome 'n Totally Rockin' Paladin of Greatness
Kellen Wrensler wrote:
Unless there is another plan, Kellen helps load up the bodies in the wagon and assist where possible. He leaves the parley to Lym and Praxim (he assumes) on information the giants share. He'll pickup the rune-boulder as well and put in the wagon for now.

Lol! Sorry, but all this talk of putting bodies in a wagon just makes me laugh. It's not my fault you know, I blame Monty Python. :)

I'm not dead!

"He says he's not dead."

"Yes he is."


I'm curious. You've only got 3 players in this game? Really? I think I signed up for this game and I could've sworn you took more people than that. (That is, if I'm thinking of the right game)

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