Snake: "Luck, gimme some cheese."
Luck: (Luck brings an apple to be grasped.)
S: "Cheese, Luck."
L: (Luck doesn't move, keeps holding apple ready to be grasped.)
S: (Taking the apple:) "You ate all the cheese, didn't you?"
L: (Hides in the bag.)
HA! That's pretty good.
Seeing nothing but the three men in the road, Tendal quietly sighs. This seems to have been a poor attempt at an ambush, now spoilt. Further, there doesn't appear to be much for my skills to do, my companions seem to have this well in hand.
Tendal prudently weaves his defensive magic, settling the mage armor spell upon his body, then remains where he is in the road, cane planted in the dust, watching the scrum.
I totally love this! I can totally see Tendal walking up to examine the scene after it's all said and done, brushing a piece of lint off his well maintained clothing and saying: "Nicely done, gentlemen. Now be good gents and let's get this placed cleaned up. It's fantastically atrocious."
If he was a smoker, I can even possibly see him light a cigarette during the combat. :)