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32 posts. Alias of Crimson Jester.


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How may I serve?


Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!

What king, there is no king here. Your just oppressing yourself. Thats not oppression, that's a mental condition called nutty as a fruitcake!


But they are your windows!! Show some pride man!!


You can't even get the windows washed.


Oh dear, I think we need to clean some more.


...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.

They. do. not. ask. for. much.


It is not about what it means. It is about what it does not, not mean.


This was inspired by another thread.

Previously, I certainly considered myself nationalistic. I served my country by purchasing stuff. I even watched a number of bad TV shows on Military Intelligence, which I expect, would have an even higher number of people with a strong sense of nationalism. After all, you must be willing to watch things which can, sometimes, be considered morally questionable (soft core and all that it entails) by merit of believing your side is in the right.

As I have gotten older, I have wondered if nationalism is all it is cracked up to be.

Nationalism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. --Sum dude.

It seems a common theme in some circles to somehow suggest an opponent is inferior by questioning their Nationalism. "Why do you hate New Jersey?" This accusation often times has little to no relevance to the issue or the particular stance on that issue.

Besides, it seems to me possible one could be unnational without hating one's country. One could feel that no one country is above the others.

What exactly does Nationalism not mean and why is it something to strive not for?


Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Is this Florida?
NO, this ain't Florida you old scallywag! This is my lawn and my front porch. Come on, I've got an extra rocking chair and cane. You can yell at the young bastards with me.

Can you blame me for thinking this was Heaven's waiting room?? It is not Arizona then is it?


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Is this Florida?


Cut and paste
Paste and cut
thats what makes good posting nuts

[/disney tune]


Smurf


Tensor wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Andrew Turner wrote:
Why not simply laude the work done and point out the advantages and potential benefits. Instead, everything is a Shelly story minus the more important psychodrama.
Because panic/worry/fear sells better.
Sad but true

And, I think giving >Cosmo wings< wonderful idea.

No. Cosmo no wings. I would so have to clean up after him.


J. Edgar Hoover wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I drank Panamanian tap water on accident.
Hey! Some of us ARE Panamanian! *indignant sniff*
Show me your papers, please.

papers, PAPERS, We don need no stinkin PAPERS!


No I am sorry I have no thoughts at this time.


WHat ever you wish sarh


David Fryer wrote:
Attack Goblin #23 wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

My kids keep pulling the blinds out of the window. Any ideas?

Me am available for torture session if you want.
No thanks, my wife would not like that. I am thinking about duck tape to hold the blinds in place though.

Duck Tape, child and ceiling fan?


How may I serve?


How about a list sahrs


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Plus this is sort of like the official Paizo website chat thread. It's become the 'realtime' thread.

Maybe we should call it 'Pwitter'? 'Twaizo?'

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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Those sound dirty....
FILTHY!!!

I can clean it for you Ma'am.


Here you are Sahr....


Ward Cleaver wrote:


Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...

Egg whites work as well.


Gets up and walks out of the room


"I am, I am, truely sorry for my actions but I have done all I can to keep everything as close to good as close to the way it was as possible. I am your servant and shall be until my dieing days."


"I have.... I couldn't help myself... I saw a good deal and then... I hadn't gambled in years. I, I just couldn't stop..."

at which point Jasum breaks down in tears


"I know where they are hidden. The young master does as well. he he well... thats funny isn't Garyd. For it is in the loose flag stone under the well."


“I am so sorry.... It is hard to explain. The master he died in a fight in the streets...Defending some people in the north section. You might smell the um stench. I have been keeping flowers and such to keep the smell out. When the wind blows south, it just gets unbearable...I am sorry....Yes I must finish.

The letters were sent out a year ago. Milady, well she loved her husband something fierce. She didn't know if her sons still lived. We sent the letters for both of you to come home. A notice came from Greyhawk, your brother sir, he, he was a senseless loss in those wars. We had feared the worst. Debts went unpaid. Milady, your mother, she didn't last long without her love. She died three months after your father. I have kept your home and have paid off the debts with whatever I could find....First the silverware, then the tapestries, then furniture.

The house is all but what is left and the farms in the north, there are no servants left but we did try to farm the land for some time. I have done all that I could....but with your return the Marchoiness is sure to give you leave and perhaps even a loan to find new servants in the north. Then you can farm the land and pay her back. It is honest work sir and I will do all I can to pay back the little I spent on myself...

I had to eat sir and. I know they hang thieves....."


"It has been such a long time, I..I've tried so hard"


"Oh master Garyd, it... I wasn't sure.... Oh it is so good to see you. Won't you and your um friends come inside."