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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!* Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength* *gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle* We outnumber you a hundred to on--
*Kitten is swallowed by Plantjack*
Crap.
MEN, REGROUP! FORM A DEFENSIVE LINE!!! Surrender now and leave and we will be merciful! You can't beat us! You are wrong, metal man! We have trained for ages for this moment, for the battle which we may not win! We have put all our recourses into this rai--
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!* Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength* *gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle* We outnumber you a hundred to on--
*Kitten is swallowed by Plantjack*
Crap.
MEN, REGROUP! FORM A DEFENSIVE LINE!!!
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!* Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*
*Kittens ride in on giant eagles wielding axes twice tehir size that they can somehow hold*
Attack, men! Steal the ale!
Attack, men! To the Jacks!
Men, the Jacks plan on attacking the Knights. While they do this, though, their own place shall be left vulnerable. If we play our cards right, we should be able to get past that chimpanzee and be gone with enough ale to last us a lifetime before they know what hit them.
Post reminding previous poster that viking kittens riding giant eagles are awesomesauce.
Callous Jack wrote: Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote: Ale? ATTACK!!! Mount the giant eagles!!!! Did you get into the catnip again? Um...why would you think we had catnip?
*Cough*
ATTACK!!!!!
Ale? ATTACK!!! Mount the giant eagles!!!!
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote: Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
Retro me Tribthanas!
Sprinkles Church and Munch™ Supersized Carmel Carbonated Holy Water™ on the demonic apparition.
Hey that tickles.........I can hook ya up 3 or 4 of the succubi and you'll thank me. We can get some tribble skin sheets, abyssal wine, hella kick there and let the games begain.
I do so enjoy sin...I mean i am demon lord of tribbles...so sex and food is my thing , So i can hook ya up....fuzzy kinky love for all !
Wait to the were tribbles get here There are tasty tribbles, men! And ale! ATTACK!!!! MOUNT THE GIANT EAGLES!!!
Boys, there be another cult! Attack! Mount the giant eagles!
The geese escaped? Dammit! They shall not do so again, we promise you!
*Goes off to mount another attack of the geese*
Johnathan Livingston wrote: Fly, fly as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken Seagull man.
While we have giant eagles. The odds be against ye. *Slices at seagull*
Johnathan Livingston wrote: I'm a giant eagle, really. ATTACK, MEN!!!! GET THE FOOD!
*Berserking kittens leap on their giant eagles and attack the seagull*
Cheshire Cat wrote: *looks around* Nice place. Do you have any catnip? Yeah, it's hidden under the seat cushions. Don't tell anyone!
Hey, welcome, litter boxes third door on the right, the Giant Eagle Stables can be found right outside.
The bar is currently full, but if you manage to get rid of someone else, there should be room. NO KILLING PLEASE!
Llamafrog wrote: Mmmm... no more cult wars if you please, Poodles are peaceful, furry creatures.
*paint the Lemmings white and put "honorary member" badges to each one of them*
*same process for the kitties*
Meow! We do not medalsm, we want battle!
Yes! A fight! Let us join!
*Viking Kittens go berserk and start attacking poodles and lemmings*
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