Jacques-Yves Cousteau's page

::Swims through thread::

::swims through thread, panning the camera as he goes::

Freehold DM wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hey, isn't Mairkurion supposedly at PaizoCon this year? *Link - Check the picture* What's he doing on this thread?

Mairk is still at home. So are quite a few of the FAWTLies. Hence they're on the liferaft.

That's hot.

*In Jacques Cousteau's voice*

The life of the undersea Sea Trollop is one fraught with much danger and degeneracy. As she makes her way from her castle she is attacked by leagues of crustaceans hoping to gain some from of sustanence from her briny excretions. This particular Sea Trollop is scrawny, and often complains. She's accompanied by a sickly looking Lamproid today, one that only survives by hanging onto the far more successful Sea Trollop.

Edit: This one is named Paris.

::Swims through the thread::

*Swims through thread, filming the strange fauna.*

*Swims through the spilled dressing.*

Jacques Cousteau hates people who cause oil spills, so he calls John Denver to write a song about it.

Jacques Cousteau drops some giant blue tablets in the thread which start to fizz and turn the water green.

ZombieFish hangs his head in shame... Then lunges for tasy brains

Good thing Jacques Cousteau's anti-zombie helmet keeps his divine brains safe. Jacques Cousteau films ZombieFish.

Jacques Cousteau cannot be eaten. Jacques Cousteau has been apotheosized into the Undersea Pantheon. Jacques Cousteau takes picture of grumpy-funny fish.

Monsieur Cousteau swims after Fishstick with his underwater camera. Monsieur Cousteau is documenting some fascinating new behavior.

Swims through the thread.

Swims through the thread, looking for specimens.

Like Carcharodon carcharias to actors in diving cages.

Merde! Hoopair!

I thought you were the one running the oxygen pump!

Thrashing is heard off the port bow of the Corbossy.

To flee undair zuh sea! Eet eez zee real raison I eenveented ze aqualung!