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Contributor. Pathfinder Society Member. 97 posts (98 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 1 Pathfinder Society character.


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yoda8myhead wrote:
So guys...what's going on there? Too many nerf fights blocking the work flow?

Hardly, the office is wicked empty due to Origins. The remainder of the Origins Blogs will be later that usual due to a different time zone of the Writer and Differing work hours for the people responsible for editing and putting the blog up.


*gives it 2 thumbs up*


Laithoron wrote:

Vic,

Do You know if it is possible to write on the pockets of this DM screen with Sharpies, wet or dry erase (and still get it clean again) like with the Flip Mats?

If so then I'll be placing an order. If not, do You know of one that does use such a surface? If not, any chance of Game Mastery/Paizo making one? :)

Good question!

Alright this took some doing but I called Studio 2 and asked.

They weren't too sure themselves. They seem to think that if the marker is water based that it should be alright. The vinyl it is made off is the same vinyl that you would find in say, a 3 ring binder. Ya know those sheets you can slip a piece of paper into? That stuff.

So, thats the word from the horses mouth, albeit slightly second hand.

I don't know of one that does use such a surface as you are looking for.

As far as us making one, well, I think we are pretty focused on other things right now.

Hope all of this helps out!

Cheers!


James was slated to write the entry yesterday but was and is the Sick. However Wes is putting something together for you, right now. Gimme an hour.

As far as Aunt Jemima goes, Spatulina wears many faces.


I will miss the nerf wars.

I bought this http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/default.cfm?page=viewproduct&product_id=1788 9 especially for him. Not *for* him per-say. More for me, with Mike as a handy target.

One thing I did not realize when I began is that he and Jason had a bit of an alliance. Between Jason and Mike, they have enough Nerf weapons to invade a small country. I held ground for... oh... 3 seconds before I fell, buried under a hail of small foam darts. It was a good day and I miss working with Mike, very much. He helped get me into this company and was one of the people who made me feel very welcome in Seattle when I moved here just over a year ago.

So, I join all here when I say may you meet friendly strangers, always have a full mug, and the wind forever at your back!

Hip Hip!


yoda8myhead wrote:
Just noticed that there's no blog entry for today. Usually it's up overnight so that I can read it as I eat my breakfast. Is this related to Origins?

Not related to Origins. My fault. I got caught up doing other projects I forgot to forward it to Gary after I edited it. It should be taken care of now! Enjoy!


I challenge those paying around with the creature creator to create creatures based on Forum Avatars of some people here.

Can't wait to go home and get my hands on this thing!

That is all.


Erik Mona wrote:
Good Ash wrote:
crosswiredmind wrote:
I hope the GSL encourages the better publishers to work out a solid closed license so the cream can rise to the top.
It's a trick. Get an axe.

That's much better than quoting Tori Amos.

Around the office tonight I heard a few people yell out 'IT'S A TRAP" in their best Admiral Ackbar voice. :)

I had considered making a macro picture A La LOLCATS with Ackbar and the GSL, but figured that may be in poor taste.


Chris Self wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Spooky the Mighty Hunter is out of the hospital!!

Gary...my heart goes out to you and Spooky. Just reading your story made me cry a little.

Hang in there Spooky!

Seconded.


I have sent another e-mail off to Geek Label. I'll let you know what comes of it.


Eric Tillemans wrote:
I've had the XL size of this shirt in my shopping cart for something like 6 months now and it's been on backorder the entire time. Is this going to be in stock any time soon?

The Geek Label products are on consignment, which means they send us what shirts they want and we sell the shirts for them. We have little control over what they send our way, but I've sent them an e-mail of what we have and what we need. I'll follow up with them and see what I can come up with, but other than that, it is out of our hands.


Personally, I like the p3 paints from Privateer Press. I just started painting some mini's myself at home. I found that a Black or Grey primer is good for hiding Newbie (read: my) mistakes!


Lorderl wrote:

so nothing else besides the 5 modules come with this box set?

dice, anything?

As far as we know (and I can find out) it is just the modules.


You folks rock my socks!


MisterSlanky wrote:
... advancing wall of living crap?

I had to laugh real quiet like at this one so as not to disturb the rest of the office. This hurt my insides. :)


GeraintElberion wrote:

They're no longer on pre-order, so presumably you've got them - but no picture?!

I like to browse before I buy.

I have searched and searched but, alas, have nothing to show for it save a few blisters and this cool Incan Idol I got from some lost temple.

I'm going to see what, if anything, can be done about this.


Rauol_Duke wrote:

I see that these have moved from the Preorder status. Will they be shipping out soon?

crosses fingers

They have been ordered from our distributor.


Vic Wertz wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
The "being fitted for dresses" scene was a relatively important part of that adventure (even though the illustration appeared in the WormFood article). We'll certainly do illustrations like these including our iconics now and then...
I think Seoni being fitted for her outfit would prove to be a most popular illustration.

*nods sagely* Agreed.


... squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle. He's living only for thrills.

*wiggles toes*


... poops butterflies.


Personally, I enjoyed this book a great deal. The use of magic and that universes personal paradigm were both very interesting.

What I liked most about it was that it felt like a tome. I would go home, pour myself some sherry, and kick back with soft light. It felt very appropriate to be doing that. The words in this book were to be savored. The language was beautiful and flowing. The pacing was a bit slow, but I liken it to a leisurely stroll through thick wood. There is a path, but if you hurry, you will miss much that was meant to be seen.

Tis a meaty text, for sure, but well worth taking the time to enjoy.

With sherry.


cappadocius wrote:
Not a subscriber! Unrelated question: Where in Golarion does this take place?

In Galt, near the Boarwood and continues a bit south.


molrak wrote:
Is there a reason this isn't showing up in my Pathfinder Modules subscription? My last shipped module was The Demon Within, but the next module to ship it says is Tower of the Last Baron.

The subscriptions page is a bit off. Gary, Lord of All Code, is working on making it tick better and its getting the help it needs.

Despite what it says, Flight of the Red Raven *is* the next module coming out and slated to be shipped to subscribers soon.


Golarion Goblin wrote:
The wife and I have an agreement. Since I'm unemployed, I drop some pounds and I get this shirt. Luckily, she's- I mean we're on a diet, so I hope to get the within a week or two...

Good luck!


Kradlo wrote:
So has the Goblin Song been changed back to its original form? It was noted to have been altered in the first advertisement.

As has been stated, the Goblin Song will in fact be put into its original form with all of the delightful bad grammar we come to love from the little buggers.


Dittori wrote:
Jacob Burgess wrote:
Dittori wrote:
Please provide sizing information so I can order, thanks.

http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=mu.shirts

Our shirts will be close to the above basic american sizing chart provided in this link.

Hope this helps.

Thank you.

You are very welcome. I gotta help out my Drow brothers.


Good to see another Warmachine fan out there. They are thin on the ground here in Paizonia,


GeraintElberion wrote:
Can we get some more information on sizing, please?

http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=mu.shirts

Our shirts will be close to the above basic american sizing chart provided in this link.

Hope this helps!


Dittori wrote:
Please provide sizing information so I can order, thanks.

http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=mu.shirts

Our shirts will be close to the above basic american sizing chart provided in this link.

Hope this helps.


Kvantum wrote:
The discount's showing up on my order too... The only problem I'm having is the shipping. $8.85 by USPS?!? Huh? Is the shirt made out of lead? I mean, 9 bucks? For USPS?

I checked on this and here is what I got.

These shirts cost the same as others on paizo.com

They are over a pound and not bound printed matter.

Because of that it kicks the package into a category not convenient, nor inexpensive, to ship.


BryonD wrote:

Is there any way to get the MAP pdf if you are not a Chronicles subscriber? I've bought the product and I don't want to subscribe to everything in Chronicles. But the pdf map sounds very useful.

Any chance?

You cannot get a Map PDF separate from the whole shebang. However, once the Gaz hits its street date you can purchase the PDF with the map in it. As a subscriber you get 15% off the PDF once it hits.

There ya have it!


Terok the Sly wrote:

So I ordered the print version of this product and am just confirming why I wouldn't also get the PDF version of this as well?

This is a little confusing as we get the PDF for free with our Pathfinder subscriptions.
Please confirm.
Thanks!

One gets the PDF of the books that fall under their subscription starting with the book that started their subscription. Books purchased apart from their subscription do not get PDFs included with them.

Hope that helps!


David Wickham wrote:
This issues says it is available in May, I guess Paizo is getting caught up on Pathfinder

Looks like its going to be an early June Release. I'm going to talk to Vic about getting that changed.

*harumphs*


*The steam powered, bronzed bathtub, The Derringer floats over battle field*

... battle ...

*Wakes up briefly, adjusts monocle, looks down*

*mumbles*

... looks a proper row ...

*begins to hum and work the steam powered contraption, kicking it repeatedly*

... tea you blasted... thing... war demands tea ...

*floats out over cliff*

*drifts off to sleep*

*Derringer produces a cup of Earl Grey*

*Harumphs sleepily*

*floats away into the sunset*


Vic Wertz wrote:
Looks like somebody beat me to it on the cover.

Twas I!

Bwahahahahahaha!

*wiggles toes*

*harumphs*


Trey wrote:

Rise from the depths

Let the Hammer Fall!
Cover your nakedness
malevolent spiders
Indulge in something
sinister
Be the ultimate
slum lord

*harumphs his approval*

I hope you have been enjoying them.

*harumphs*


The Jade wrote:

I'm late to the introduction.

Pleasure to cybermeet you, Jacob.

*wakes up briefly*

Capital!

*waggles finger a bit*

*drifts back to the comforting numbness of sleep*

*begins to float*

*harumphs, dreamily*


OFFICIAL WORD! GOBLIN SHIRT! WE BE GOBLINS YOU BE FOOD!

I just, moment ago, Spoke With James Jacobs and James Davis.

This poll, as has been said, has been a work in progress. This has been to get an idea of what our customer base would want to wear and put on their bodies. Given that, the Goblin T-Shirt image on the website will not be changed. However! Should the shirt get enough vote to become something physical the Goblin Song will have the "We be Goblins - You be Food" correction on it.

To review:

Onsite Image will not change.

James Davis is a busy man.

Actual shirt, if it gets enough votes, will include the text change.

You are my pummy-ummy-wumpkin.

*harumphs*

Jacob Burgess
Online Retail Coordinator
All around kindly fellow


I am a man, Good Sir! A man... Made of Valor, Honor, and... Meat and... *harumphs* Pancakes... filled with apples... delightful... with... butter... and... *mutterings fade as sleep sets in*

...valor... *holds up a finger of weak exclamation, which drops almost immediately*

*harumphs, oh so dreamily, oh so happily*


*trundles onto the stage*

*harumps to clear throat*

*unfurls a legthly scroll, watches as pixies flutter from its depths, mutters "... wondered where they went off too...", harumphs, begins to read in a rich baritone voice*

Paizo.com wants to buy your collection of D&D miniatures singles. We offer you store credit that you can use on paizo.com to purchase any of over 20,000 products we carry. It is easy to get started. Submit a list of the miniatures you wish to sell (preferably in Microsoft Excel format), organized by expansion set. Tell us the number of each figure you are selling, whether they are bagged or not, and whether you still have the card that came with the miniature. Once you have submitted your list, we will get back to you with an offer within two to four weeks.

Miniatures from the following sets are most needed, will get you the highest prices and we will take them unbagged if necessary:

Harbinger
Dragoneye
Archfiends
Giants of Legend
Aberrations

These sets are now out of print, but we have some stock so they aren’t as badly needed. Bagged miniatures are preferred but aren’t necessary:

Deathknell
Angelfire
Underdark
War Drums
War of the Dragon Queen

And finally, these sets are still in print, so only miniatures that are bagged with their original cards will be considered:

Blood War
Desert of Desolation
Night Below
Unhallowed
Dungeons of Dread

Please email your list of miniatures you are looking to sell to buyer@paizo.com.

That is all.

*trundles off stage to go have a bit of a lie down*

...where did those pixies get off too... so hard to find good help these days...

*harumphs*


Mothman wrote:
Hey Jacob, you forgot to close your parenthesis.

*zips his parenthesis*

*revs up the "Derringer" and floats away*

*harumphs*


*begins to bathe as his the anti-grav lifts of his hyperbolic floating bathtub thrum quietly*

*begins to scrub underarms with a brush as large brass tub and passenger gently drift by, dropping small globlets of bubbles onto the shore of sanity. Where bubble fall, potato trees spring up, all gears and deliciousness. "Derringer" is written on the side of this solid brass, bathing device.*

*harumphs quietly to himself, seeming pleased*

*is fully dressed*


Personally, I'm totally going for one of the Gobby shirts, if it makes the cut.

Then again, I'd wear Goblin Underwear. I loves Goblins. I loves them good.

*mutters to self, wiggles toes, drinks brandy*

*harumphs*


Prices should be fixed at the top.

As far as confirming size and the like, this is more to get a feeling for things. Also, make sure you "vote" if you are "pledging". it will record all data needed for us to send the e-mails once we get it all in.


You should totally keep this up.

I hope to give you some good material.

*harumphs*

Oh yes. Yes indeed.

*wiggles toes*


*Looks about*

I like it here. Surrounded by the mad and the crazed. I think I'll stay.

*leans back and sips his sherry*

*harumphs*

Indeed sir. Indeed.

*wiggles toes*


Greetings and Jubilations, oh lurkers of the Paizo's digital pathways!

Allow me to introduce myself! I am Jacob Burgess, "The Goblin Lord", "He Who Waits", "The Blog-wrangler".

I am he what writes the Store Blog. He who coordinates the Paizo Blog. The thing which orders stuff.

My other duties, it is my sad obligation to report, are too numerous and nefarious to put forth in such a format, as Naming them would lash them forever more to this digital landscape, turning it into a wasteland of writhing terror and stale muffins. Animals would run frightened in the field. Milk from the cow would emerge curdled. Dreamers would wake, harried by nightmare visions the waking mind would strain and buckle to even contemplate. Babies would wail and children would weep as treats, given to them by caring parents whose only wish is to comfort them, turned to ash in their mouths. The very firmament would crack and hordes of red-eyed and hungry Goblins would usher forth, with my Monocled self at their head, having been finally brought low by the terrible weight of my burden, my mind a shattered remnant of the man I was.

...

*walks out, very slowly, twitching slightly underneath his left eye*.

It was a lovely tea party. *twitch twitch*

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