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Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I mean seriously, what is the fun in knowing something somone else doesn't when you can't tease? ;)

And you do so enjoy to tease, if these boards are any indication.... ;P

I do, I do!! Teasing is fun! Especially when you have such a wonderful pool of teaseess. :)

I can just picture her doing short hops up and down, clapping her hands while saying that - if she didn't have to type, of course ;)

I kinda do. :D

I do so love knowing something this good. :)

Meh, the secret will be out once someone starts showing.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?

Don't worry, I'll shoot the crossbow bolt out!

*BLAM!*

Dang! Stop that!

The shot is echoed by JH letting loose with a loud fart

Do I look like a pony lawyer full of candy?

limps over to bar, leaving a trail of Dark & Stormy. And leaving them in the cloud.

Jack Hammer wrote:

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Hey! *smacks Hammer in the back of the head* *Shoots Hammer in the posterior with his crossbow*

Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?

Besides we Jacks bleed Dark & Stormys. It's kinda like 'Is that Blood in my nachos or nachos in my blood?' Both are good.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!

Er... it was JRHM...

Ohhh...thanks.

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*

Callous Jack wrote:

*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*

That was too accurate for Cheney. If it was Cheney-style it would have hit either Hammer or me while aiming for the dummy.

And in the back. :)

He who shoots first can go first.

Fine, since he with dibs hasn't found a weapon yet.

Aims LAW at Sebastian effigy and fires. The rocket explodes and destroys its right side, and its silk suit burns with glee.

"Take that, Pony Lawyer!"

Begins singing 'Breakin' the Law, Breaking the Law'

*Sets up Sebastian/dummy for shooting practice*

Fixed it for you.

How'd you get him to agree to it? Oh well, it doesn't matter.

searches around for a LAW, and finds one under the couch

The perfect weapon IMO!

lynora wrote:

Solnes wrote:

HOME!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!!!

How is everyone doing tonight?

Hi :)

And bye unfortunately. I have to go be a responsible adult and go get some sleep :/

Good luck with the school thing. I hope you find out good news.

Thanks hun. Have a good nights sleep!

Oh...and ** spoiler omitted **
;)

Congratulations, Solnes and Moorluck! ;)

lynora wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

taig wrote:

Some of those plot points sound really familiar...

"All of this has happened before, and will happen again."

lol. I love the sci-fi mash-up :)

Mashup? But that's how I remember them... maybe I've watched too much sci-fi?

And just once, Summer Glau really needs to play the part of a normal well-adjusted young woman.

Is it just me, or is there a lot of grumpiness going around today?

Nope. I'm feeling it too. The aftermath of the full moon? The sugar high crash after Halloween?

Perhaps finding out that Sharoth and Sebastian are really the same person? *oops*

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.

...what just happened?

Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.

We're going to be making it with some French dishes, which should be fun and different.

Where do I sign up?

Good Luck today Solnes, I really hope everything goes well for you.

I am off work early(ish) today, so I will call you when I get home so you can vent if you need to.

lynora, I hope Bryce is doing better. It sucks when kids are sick, you just wish you could be sick instead of them.

Pat I hope everything is looking better for you soon.

Everyone else I'm off to work so you'll have to just put up with th e fact I didn't name you all individually.

And on a brighter note for me: I was very surprised last night when I got some completely unexpected good lovin'. I'm still in shock... YAY! for wine I suppose...

woo woo woo!

Note to Staff:

Our new voicemail system is in place. We will no longer have live operators to assist callers. The automated system requires last name first, first name last. Please have all outside callers use this procedure.

Note to Telecomm Dept:

How do we do that when we don't know who's going to call?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

On the topic of wieght loss

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Oh you have that book as well? :)

I wrote half of it!

On the topic of wieght loss

** spoiler omitted **

Withdrawal is a b*tch.

But you said you didn't want to get pregnant!

waits for the reports of drinks spraying on monitors

Mmmm...nachos and beer.

Well, you can see the photos here. :)

Woo hoo! *whistles*

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hannibal Lecter wrote:

Who is this Jenifer? Is she anything like Agent Starling?

She is much more unique than agent Starling. She's also a gourmand, but I'd say...ah...more a devotee of the raw food movement.

She sounds... delectable.

I know where you can get fresh fava beans.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?

*sigh*

I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.

Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.

Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese.

Jack Hammer wrote:

taig wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I so need to wash clothes for work tonight, the boss no like it when you show up in jammies. :)

Unless the jammies are from Victoria's Secret!

Grrr!

Hee hee. Except wouldn't they be considered a "competitor"?

How many people would actually bother looking at the tag? ;)

<Hides behind Jack Hammer>

Don't do anything sudden. Annibalhey EcterLay is here

tries to hold in fart and fails. epic fails.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

bed and play time every night...

Mmmm....

You're a very naughty boy, your mind is always on the boobs. :)

Fixed it for you.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I so need to wash clothes for work tonight, the boss no like it when you show up in jammies. :)

Unless the jammies are from Victoria's Secret!

Grrr!

Hee hee. Except wouldn't they be considered a "competitor"?

How many people would actually bother looking at the tag? ;)

I so need to wash clothes for work tonight, the boss no like it when you show up in jammies. :)

Unless the jammies are from Victoria's Secret!

Grrr!

bed and play time every night...

Mmmm....

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

Aren't we always dressed up?

Not in togas!

Do they have to be clean? 'Cause Frat's has a brown stripe on it.

I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?

*sigh*

So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

Aren't we always dressed up?

No oatmeal today. It's a big Halloween food day at work, so there were muffins and stuff. I've been shoving boobs in my face all morning.

Fixed it for you. ;P

Boobs?

Are you guys trying to tick Gary off?

Though the countdowns eat up a lot of post count...

Pie

Are You Lonely Tonight? Or, this morning?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Holy crap, you guys are churning out the pages!

@Taig: Check your email.

We went just a tiny bit nuts tonight. And by we I mean me. :/

Emphasis mine. WTF???

How 'bout we unleash some of them hillbillies from the Untitled Thread? It'll be like an episode of Cops.

*man hugs*

Good luck, bro.

Sebastian wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Hell yeah suckers. That'll teach you to bet against me. Everyone who put money on FAWTL needs to pay up right now. And I don't want to hear a damn thing about that fight being rigged.

So... when do I get my cut?

Cut? Are you implying the fight was rigged?!?!? I wouldn't know anything about that!

** spoiler omitted **

Do I look like the kinda guy that would trust a lawyer? I'll send Sharoth just in case. ;)

Even better. He'll pay for my lunch before I give him the case.

Ummmmm... I expect more than just lunch paid by you. After all, we are suppost to be friends with benefits! You are paying for dinner, a movie, and the hotel.

What? No alcohol beforehand? That's pretty twisted.

Sebastian wrote:

Hell yeah suckers. That'll teach you to bet against me. Everyone who put money on FAWTL needs to pay up right now. And I don't want to hear a damn thing about that fight being rigged.

So... when do I get my cut?

Get paid for beating yourself? Like the Bank? lol.

Kid is in a mood today. Red/yellow. And I sent him to his room for sassing me on the walk home. He's right on the edge of another entry in the ledger.

Bummer. Sorry. *hugs*

Spagetti sauce 1.0 will be made tomorrow. I just picked up all the stuff that I need to make it. Then, tomorrow I pick up the stuff for the cinamon rasin bread and the garlic bread.

Some guy with a hamster named Patches offered raisins....

Jack Hammer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I love when the house is quiet.... it never last, too many crazy people in the house.

And 90% of them are you. ;)

Not true!

** spoiler omitted **

;)

You haven't adjusted that % yet for Paizo, have you? Kittens are crazy critters.

I must love this cat, I spent all my money on Paizo. :D

Like that's the 1st time you ever spent all your money on....

Forget it.

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I love when the house is quiet.... it never last, too many crazy people in the house.

And 90% of them are you. ;)

Not true!

** spoiler omitted **

;)

You haven't adjusted that % yet for Paizo, have you? Kittens are crazy critters.

Mmmmmm... dots.

The candy kind?

...a small weiner and two tiny nuts...

Name the movie for a cookie.

Nope, as long as it's loud, fast, and hard I'm happy!

Sounds right up my alley! How u doin'?

EDIT: Ninja'd by the lesser-pawn

Moorluck wrote:

Overall it's doing better..... I hate this crap though. Starting to get very onery.

Don't make me hornery! You wouldn't like me when I'm hornery.

Fixed it for you. We'll take your word on it.