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Hi to all my fans! yukyukyuk!!!


Love to eat them kender,
Kender what I love to eat.....
bite they little heads off,
nibble on they fuzzy feet.


fonz animates; merciless iguanadon-thumb striking the buhlmanite in the jimmy.
woobwoobwoob!


all this strain's makin' me nauseous.
woobwoobwoobwoob!

pukes up Fonz on a motorcycle at the boat


VUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUMVUM!BRORO!BRORORORO!VUMVUM!
no rithpekt! meeeeeeeeyah!!!


lunges on to the back of the boat, biting and splintering stuff that helps it float
vumvumvumvum!!!


No rithpekt I tell's ya!

dives deep


vumvumvumvum.....
gwack!


....vumvum.........


Hello, chum!

whips out red cape; drapes it over dorsal fin.


mmmmm.....filet mignontaur.


Meeeeeyah! Surf'n'turf?!?!?


I find's his lacka fait' distoibin!!!
nyuknyuknyuk!
woobwoobwoobwoob


nyuknyuknyuk
woobwoobwoob!


nyuknyuknyuk!
maybe NOW I'll get thum rithpek.


Can I hazz snail?


T'anks pretty lady! I neededs a toot'pick!
WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB! NYUKNYUKNYUK!

Groovy, man! Let's start an underwater commune and grow kelp!


ORANGE!!!


BLUE!!!!!


BLUE!!!!!


BLUE!!!


MAKE CHUM NOT WAR!!!!!


BLUE!!!


ORANGE!!!


ORANGE!


AHM uh HIPPEH SHOWK.


ORANGE!!!


spoiler

Spoiler:
playing dead! Nomnomnomnom!


Eat badgers.


Ice cream!


Don't look at me.


slithy


saw it.


vumvumvumvumvumvumvumvum,
vumvum
vumvum
vumvumvumvum....

spits out a tooth....

"hey...you'd be tasty with some radiator fluid on ya!"


YETIBURGERS!!!!!

VUM VUM......

yumyumyumyumyum!

eats a yeti from the horde.


vum vum.......


Same.


Are there good monkeys? I think not.


I'm sorry I eat all your beachgoers...


reckin so.


Post for easy finding later...


Priestess of Calistria wrote:
Hey ain't you supposed to be helping your master crank out his overdue setting? Quit nyucking off!

Nope. I just gotta swim around menacing stuff.


What a load of old crap!


Mmmmm......tasty.


what's th' big idear? No rethpect.


Kirth=The Authority.


and plastic hair that gets stuck between your teeth, and it's impossible to get out.


Or the band Devo.


Yeah, but I thought she meant like Andy Warhol.


look a blue meanie!!!

*chomp*

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