J.D. Jinglepockets, III's page

Now it's my time to gripe - why does technology hate me? Particularly when it comes to listening to podcasts?

Are you listening to them using the latest in Apple-branded iPod technology? It is my intention to jot down to the AT&T emporium tomorrow to purchase the first 3G telecommunications device to be produced in the sleek Apple form factor that is renowned the world over, and make this fellow's podcast the first digital content I place upon it.

Yes, the thought of the Jade slaving away in the swelter of Summer, creating entertainment for me to enjoy for free in air-conditioned comfort, and being grateful that I even deign to bother listening, fills me with great satisfaction. I may even invest the effort to click on the star rating he so treasures, if only to ensure that he will continue breaking his back so that I and my fellow members of the leisure class may relish the lofty heights from which we look down upon those who seek to bring joy and pleasure into the world.

Heh. Heh heh heh. Ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

::lays back against an alley wall and scratches mindlessly at his non-typing fingers::

Dazed Rone grates, "Paizo... gimme paizo."

*Waits for the Jade to pass out from the withdrawal, inserts golf tee between his parched lips, places ball, and drives it.*

I love this site! Cracking good humor! Ta-ta!