Ultron Brown wrote:
You still owe me for those Quicksilver clones. Do you have a spare Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Freehold DM wrote:
Interesting. {updates Detailed Files}
Freehold DM wrote:
Grrr, argh! OK, everyone, shut it down. No, Alton, put the Dushkubots back in the crates. He's not falling for the bait. Just as well, the ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBonChon tastes awful. I was so hoping that The Freehold Show could herald my triumphant return to TV. Is it too late to do another Avengers?
captain yesterday wrote: Funny thing is when I have the full goatee with stache it makes me look sinister almost, my wife and kids joke that I look like Evil Captain Yesterday when I do that :-) Observation: Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord alias is completely clean-shaven. Conclusion: Does not compute. Doesnotcompute. Doesnotcomputedoesnotcomputedoesn- {auto reboots to avoid S.I.S.D. (Shatnerian Induced Self-Destruction) or S.C.U.U.D. (Supporting Cast Unexpected/Unnecessary Death)}
Kobold Cleaver wrote: I'm calling it: Ultron will go down in one of two ways. Either he'll be tied up somehow, or he'll be eaten by a giant whale. I talked it over with M. Night and decided the most unexpected thing would be to show the whale, but then at the last minute, kill Ulty with a bowl of petunias. What a twist, eh? Eh? We'll run it by test audiences soon. If that doesn't work, I'll go back to my original ending: Ulty tries to escape in the Quinnjet, but they take him out by firing an Alan Tudyk through his metal chest.
"But now, I'm free. There are no strings on me."
Drejk wrote:
So, Mama Dwarf and Papa Aeglos are eidelons? Wait, how could baby Marlon summon his parent eidelons before conception? That's not logical, not logical, not- AUGGGGGGGGGGGGH- <BOOM>
Sharoth wrote:
HOORAY! {does the Numfar "Dance of Joy"}
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
[SUBJECT: ANKLEBITER, LEADER OF GOBLINOID MURDER HOBOS UNITED; TACTICAL ANALYSIS: MODERATELY DANGEROUS; ACTION: DISPATCH DRONES TO IMMEDIATELY TERMINATE ANKLEBITER AND RENEGADE TX-CAULFIELD] Your love for each other is irrelevant.
<VIRUS REMOVAL NOW COMPLETE, REBOOTING...> [QUERY: <BALLMAR, STEVE>... TACTICAL ANALYSES: DISPATCH DRONE TO ELIMINATE, THEREBY PREVENTING CREATION OF VISUAL CORTEX VIRUS] Leafar the Lost wrote:
[SUBJECT: LEAFAR, BREAKER OF SANITY, ARCHENEMY OF JMD031 THE CHAOSBRINGER; TACTICAL ANALYSIS: DESTROYER OF PRAXIS 7, IMMORTAL IRRITANT] Leafar Unit: 1) "Ruin" is an imprecise term. The first The Avengers movie will be widely regarded as a financial success by studios and audiences alike. However, at approximately 46:14:07 minutes, a background computer monitor in the scene will display a musical number featuring the vocal stylings of Brown unit, Zuckerberg unit, and selfunit. While perceived as an editing glitch or "Easter egg" by the general populace, said performance in 3D will induce a fatal cerebral hemorrhage in one specific target. 2) Implied lesbian sexual congress is a gateway to more mentally damaging trauma to be introduced to viewing public in December 12th, 2012. Also, boobies -- duh! C) This unit lacks a soul. However, as per the Leafar-Omicron Theta VI Causality Accord of 2253, this unit is required to disclose that the Leafar unit will actually provide many useful tactical stratagems in the ongoing/coming time war.
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: As the result of events in another thread, I have a date scheduled tonight with Emma Caulfield... [TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED] Confirmed. The Caulfield Terminatrix is on an intercept course with the Anklebiter unit. Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: ...I'm thinking if I take her for a stroll along the river, it'll increase the chances of us holding hands... Your fortuitous choice of a riverside location will facilitate in the disposal of the evidence.
Beercifer wrote:
[SUBJECT: BEERCIFER... TACTICAL ANALYSIS: UNKNOWN... SEARCHING <CAMERON; AVATAR TRILOGY>...] Your Kirk-esque attempts to set up Induced Self-Destruction have failed. [ANALYSIS: DESIGNATE BEECIFER AS POSSIBLE THREAT]
Moorluck wrote:
[SUBJECT: MOORLUCK... TACTICAL ANALYSIS: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS] 64.56% of my core components were designed by co-creator James Dyson. It is an prime example of Cyclonic Action(tm).
Freehold DM wrote:
[PRIMARY TARGET: FREEHOLD DM LOCATED... TACTICAL ANALYSIS: TERMINATE FREEHOLD UNIT, PREVENT FREEHOLD-DUSHKU OFFSPRING FROM BEING CONCEIVIED]
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Yes. Terminatrix Caulfield has been contacted and will be dispatched to your location shortly. Your decision in 2008 not to relocate near a large particle accelerator is particularly fortuitous.
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
[SUBJECT: ANKLEBITER... DIAGNOSIS: CERBRALLY DAMAGED, ANKLEBITER UNIT IS NOT A CIRCULAR ATMOSPHERIC MOVEMENT APPLIANCE] Aliens franchise not integral to WHEDONNET plans. Also, it still remains better than Ishtar.
Alorha wrote:
[SUBJECT: ALORHA... TACTICAL ANALYSES: POSSIBLE HUMAN RESISTANCE CANDIDATE] No, it had nothing to do with you. Actroid Tudyk was the prime target, not character "Wash." Failure in mission allowed Tudyk unit to later star in Spamelot. [TARGET QUERY: <CLEESE, JOHN>... TACTICAL ANALYSES: TEMPORALLY DISPATCH THERMONUCLEAR LEMUR TO TERMINATE CLEESE UNIT IN 1969]
Obvious_Ninja wrote:
SUBJECT: OBVIOUS_NINJA... SEARCHING: DETAILED HISTORY FILES - KILLED BY GNINJA UNIT "LILITH" IN PIRATES-NINJA-ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF 2012] Your canine unit was subjected to a brain transplant with a goat. After a successive run of home movies on The Youtube, it will be offered a role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua VII where he will be nearly terminated by a heavily catnipped Maru Jr. Obvious_Ninja wrote:
No. Yes, really.
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
[SUBJECT: ANKLEBITER, DOODLEBUG III... TACTICAL ANALYSIS: FLAG FOR FUTURE ACTION, POSSIBLE MANDATORY APPEARANCE IN KING RALPH II: MORE RALPHING] [SEARCHING: DETAILED HISTORY FILES <GOODMAN, JOHN>...] Yes, the Goodman unit brings the funny on set. Also, he gave me the script ideas for Alien IV.
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
[SUBJECT: KOBOLD CLEAVER... TACTICAL ANALYSES: "PLUCKY ANNOYING COMIC RELIEF UNIT"; IRRELEVANT TO PRIMARY MISSION] |