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Qadirans let us gather to count the riches of our conquests.


Iota, Fri, Aug 29, 2008, 05:59 PM

Tariq Al' Zaki ibn-Maya wrote: This is a book of illusions. It's filled with optical trickery and brain teasers. Oh and of course lots of color and pictures. I've had this book since I was a novice Illusionist. "Pictures! I Love pictures! Are they color with tricky picture puzzles? Those are my favorite!" the halfling smiles a yellow toothed smile wiping his sticky hands on his dirty clothes "Can I trade you a dagger I pulled from a orc hand? I got most of the blood off it." He produces a rough nasty looking blade from his pack "I can put a good edge on it for you and harden up the blade a little more."

Qadirans let us gather to count the riches of our conquests.


Iota, Sat, Aug 16, 2008, 01:24 PM

(was Russell Akred now my PC named Iota a very small halfling) The halfling swats a fly (thank god they get no AoOs) then rips off a piece of bread and stuffs part in his mouth before letting out a long popping fart. Good food, can you pass me the Who Ka? Stuffs the bread in his mouth leaving it hanging out before reaching under his robes and slapping his leg and then roughly scratching it before ripping the bread from his mouth. Can't wait to increase Qadirans (Kad i rans?) trade with the center of the world. Keep the trade flowing keep the people happy.

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