International Pun Registration's page

P.S. - The new Horror Feats are here!

We have seen what you did there and recorded it in the International Registry of Horrible and Horrifying Puns (TM).

That succubus ain't lion*!

* Yep. It's a pun. Yep, it is that bad. Yep, I apologize for nothing. Yep.

We would be lion if we did not acknowledge that we have seen what you did and recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (TM).

It's the "High" Court, not "Dark" or "Low" Courts. Drow live BELOW the surface, remember? No high court there.

We have seen what you did there, and we have recorded it in the High section of the underground portion of our Registry.

DrDeth wrote:

Crikeys Mark, did you guys just name a class "Medium"? ;-) Did you learn nothing from "level"?

Can I play a Large Medium? How about a Small Medium? Most will be Medium Mediums. If I play it pretty good, does it become a "Medium Well"? Or if I am cheerful, am I a "Happy Medium"? Snort.

137ben wrote:

Even worse, he followed the 3.5 trend of giving new classes the same names as old! It was bad enough when a multi-class Samurai (Oriental Adventures)/Samurai (Complete Warrior) decided to prestige into Master Samurai (Sword and Fist) and Dragon Samurai (Miniatures Handbook).

Now, though, a Medium (Legendary Classes: Covenant Magic) can multiclass to Medium (Occult Adventures), before having Enlarge Person cast on them to become a multiclass Large/Large!

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Wouldn't that become a Large Medium/Medium?

If you have a Halfling on-the-run who took this class, would you have a...

... small Medium at large?!

- (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH~!

Someone probably made this joke*, but I don't care, 'cause I haven't read that far to catch uuuuuuuuu~uuuuuuuup~!

(Oh, also, I'm on pg 58, trying to catch up. Will I make it?! WHO KNOWS~! probably not today)

We have seen what you did there in spite of your small medium at large's small small size bonus to stealth, and we have recorded it in our large medium sub-database.

Thomas Seitz wrote:

*is excited by the fact there will be MORE haunts!* :)

it sounds like it will be a hauntingly good time...

We see what you did there. Fortunately our Registry is free of haunts, so what you did has been properly recorded in the International Registry of Puns (tm).

I'm sure someone else has already said this, but this book really seems intriguing... Yeah, I'll show myself out.

Your intrigue skills were insufficient to escape our notice. We have seen what you did there and recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (tm).

a)Whoever wrote that clause in the Pathfinder Combatibility License wasn't on the same page as the people writing/editing the errata

We have seen what you did there, and ensured that it was recorded on the proper page of the International Registry of Puns (tm).

I'm jumping over it.

We have seen what you did there. We have created a sub-database of Australian animal-related puns, though due to poorly arranged furniture and filing cabinets it requires jumping nearly eight meters to reach. Hence, the proper registration of your pun may be delayed by up to two hours while we reactivate our kangaroo-shaped robot registrars.

archmagi1 wrote:

I hope the Wayne's segment is super short. As with spidey and supes, the origin is pop culture common knowledge and an nth retelling does nobody justice.

I see what you did there.

So do we, and we have recorded it in the international registry of SUPER puns.

I think rule 133 is a misteak.

134. All puns must be recorded in the International Registry of Puns (tm).

Liber Xpansion

We have seen what you did there, and we have recorded it in the Product Titles subsection of the International Registry of Puns.

Mark, how is Ultimate Intrigue coming along? Any intriguing spoilers you wish to share? Do you have any hidden agendas for it?

We have seen what you did there. Your "intrigue" skills were insufficient to hide from us. We have recorded what you did in the International Registry of Puns.

Oh, no, totally. I think this house rule is (no pun intended) a very good initiative.

We have seen what you did there. Our reflexes are very fast, and this house rule has increased our Initiative and allowed us to register your statement in the International Registry of Puns (tm) faster than we could have accomplished without this house rule. Therefore, we formally approve of this proposed house rule.

How dare you plant such information Russ!!!

We see what you did there. We have planted a seed symbolizing your statement in the International Arboretum of Plant Puns (tm).

Generally speaking I'm a pacifist, though regrettably sometimes it is necessary to pass-a-fist through some especially thick skulls.

It would appear that Anius' summoning worked flawlessly. We have seen what you did there, and recorded it in our Registry. We sincerely hope that you do not pass your fist to us through the internet.

Hel? What the hell?

Your publication in a comic strip makes it very easy for us to see what you did there. We have recorded it in the International Registry of Puns.

All these bad puns have created a great quantity of work four us. We cannot weight to sea what else you come up with.

Samy wrote:

I can't find any beetles.

Now this is going to bug me.

We see what you did there and have recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (tm).

a vampire turning to dust just because of sunlight. It's a strong signal, clear as daylight,

We have seen what you did there, as clearly as daylight, and recorded it in our Registry.

Alright, but what is the general nature of the 'force' of which we speak? Is casting magic missile like hitting someone with an invisible lead ball the size of my fist?

There's like 6 movies out that go into exacting boring minute detail about what The Force is.

We have seen what you did and recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (TM). Our registry is far more complete than your Jedi Archives. We heard you had trouble finding Kamino in your records.

just happened to be really good with a sling and a lance while riding his wolf, Blitzer.

We cannot discern whether that was intentional, but we laughed sufficiently hard to record it in our database.

It's a messageboard so deviations are kind of normal, I guess, which makes it a...standard deviation.

We have noted what you have done, and recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (TM).

Otherwise, I need something magical or at least magic-like or SOMETHING if I'm going to play a character. I could never do Fighter or Rogue. Paladin is good. Barbarian is good (especially with Masquerade Reveler!).

We do not know if this was intentional, but we have recorded it in our registry anyways.

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Only posting to point out that a thread is going to be a popcorn muncher and contributing nothing more GMG.

:-P

Ooh, you like Popcorn with your Paizo Gamemastery Guide?!?

We see see what you did there, no Gamemastery Guide has authority over us.

"I DECLARE THIS THREAD BROKEN!!!!"

Sundering in Pathfinder is already known to be Broken, and has been registered in our database.

Yes, you have an amazing Opportunity to change the terminology surrounding attacks of opportunity!

We have seen what you have done in your post and have recorded it in our database.

No forum police can arrest us. We are International, and have diplomatic immunity!

BigP4nda is correct - they just mixed two different forms of assassin and the *ahem* execution didn't quite turn out the way you'd hope.

We see what you did there and have recorded it in the International Registry of Puns (TM).