Inspector Browneye's page

Do these pants make my butt look evil?

Assume the position.

You appear to have missed a bit when wiping.

Report to Bottom Hygiene Camp Stalag 17.

Nah, I'm just poking fun at 4e monster naming convention... one can't have just a plain "wolf", it must be either "shadow wolf", "doomfire wolf" or "flumphtouched wolf".

"Please could you show me on the doll, where the flumph touched you..."

And this is totally not an attempt to use you as a backdoor to your goddess, to totally corrupt her...

Hey!

You get out of her back door!

Frivolous use of aliases is an offence.
Please report to your nearest Inquisition precinct for correction.

Do not attempt to leave.
We are watching you, as we speak.
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones.
Your only protection is a full confession.
You have only a few seconds to comply.
Use those seconds sensibly, or you will inevitably die.

Thank you for your cooperation.

CARDINAL FANG!

STRAP HIM TO...

THE COMFY CHAIR!!

Fear my monocular surveillance!

I happen to like new kinds of dragons that are unique and creative. But seriously...brown? Brown?! How can I say to my players, "You face the ferocious brown dragon!" with any flair.

A brown dragon in sandy regions reminds me of a litter box.

Yum.

Litter!

<nom, nom, nom>

I take it I wasted my time submitting my 'Moon Beast'?

Is this where the uniclops gather?

I need someone to polish my browneye...