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Insalata di Frutti di Mare wrote:

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

PBR

Pre Budget Report?

Policy Based Routing?
Puffing Billy Railway (Melbourne)?
Professional Bull Riders?

Whatever is most chaotic at the time.

Potato!

PBR

Pre Budget Report?

Policy Based Routing?
Puffing Billy Railway (Melbourne)?
Professional Bull Riders?

Egg them!

Wizard of Chaos wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Wizard of Chaos wrote:

I'm not a slaad but can I play here?

Can we egg you?

Sure. Boils and eggs. Hard-boiled eggs. It's all good.

Allow me to clarify.

By "egg," I mean that I would forcefully implant my demon seed in your torso where it would grow and gain strength like a parasite before erupting from your soon-to-be-lifeless corpse in a spray of blood and gore and feeding on your entrails.

I hope you're still cool with that, though.

wait, that's what egging is?

<puts away hard boiled eggs>

never mind. Who wants some eggs in their tuna salad?

Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.

Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.

sniff

I miss those guys.

I heard the Chef was out poodle hunting. Somthing about a new recipe.

hmmm hot-dog slaad

Lemme go ya big frog!

Dangles poolde lord from a tentacle over one of it's gaping maws

you want me to let you go? No problemo.

swalow whole
split

Shees. Dread isn't just a monniker for you is it. Blargh

Insalata di Frutti di Mare wrote:

you rang?

How you doin'.

Well hello there.

I just looove poodles. So tasty... erhm tastefull yeah that's right, tastefull.

This thread needs more tentacles.

you rang?