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CourtFool wrote:

“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do, too (if they have a gun).” - Eddie Izzard

"Lemme get one thing straight: Guns don't kill people. I do!"

Guns don't create one's ownmost potentiality-for-being, non-relational, and not to be bypassed, people create one's ownmost potentiality-for-being, non-relational, and not to be bypassed.

Am I my brothers keeper?

Do you have a brother?

I hate using the word ‘science’ like a doctor in a 1950’s sci-fi movie might. “Through the power of..science!”

"And now it's time to ASK DOCTOR SCIENCE! Remember, he's NOT A REAL DOCTOR! He has a MASTER'S DEGREE... in SCIENCE!"

I love fake talk radio programs.

I think the idea that god himself has to tell you anything is silly. It takes away the faith thing, and that's important in the "intent". Also, I've always felt that people are being selfish when they say that they will only believe in god when angellic voices in the sky tells them too. I mean, no offence, but compared to an immortal and omnipotent god, we are all worms in the dirt, why should god do anything for us?

Holy S#*%! You're BACK!

First cow: "Aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"
Second cow: "What should I care? I'm a helicopter."

mevers wrote:

A common description (used often by Jesus), is that it is a place of "weeping and gnashing of teeth."

Id Vicious wrote:

Public high school?

No. Public middle school.

Public school in general.

A common description (used often by Jesus), is that it is a place of "weeping and gnashing of teeth."

Public high school?

Id Vicious wrote:

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, is the road to Heaven paved with malice and ill will?

Ok. While you were probably just trying to be cute and not really looking for a real answer, I still felt like I should address this.

I was half being snarky, half actually wanting to know what it all meant. (I know, I was surprised, too.)

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, is the road to Heaven paved with malice and ill will?

Trivial information that you will read, regardless of content.

Dear Schrodinger:
Regarding your comment, "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it,"-- quantum mechanics, that is, well gosh, we're all sorry about it, but there it is: virtual particles keep effervescing out of and back into the quantum foam (read nothiingness) unless some random energy pulse empowers them with reality; particles that once were intimate with each other still act out their marriage after separation, however distant; their positiions are statistical abstractions, never being more thatn 50% probable and even at 36 nanokelvins they refuse to be less than a skidmark; electrons go on leaping from one orbit to another without crossing the space between; so you might just as well stop b*@%&ing and buy some f%#~ing cat food.

- David Lunde, Asimov Magazine, February, 2006

...nor do I have kids.

And it's a good thing, too. Muahahaha.

One moment please...

*Wanders away a few paces*

f!##ing f!## f!##! f!## f!##ers f!## s!~# f!##!

I have needed that for weeks.

I need that every DAY.

Hill Giant wrote:

Survival is a matter of physical capability; however, intelligence is a cheap substitute.

No doubt. I once lived off my own intelligence for six days in the wilderness when I was stranded on an ice floe without food. Oh, man I chowed down on that mealy intellect, despite its blandness. That's why I talk the way I does do now.

Mmmm...

Intelligence...

Well I don't because I'm a vegetarian atheist. But there's no telling with those meat eating atheists. I've seen how they look at me... licking their lips and that oh too obvious jar of steak sauce next to the slide rule in their shirt pockets.

"There's nah hell ta punish me, BOYO!"
"Please sir... I can't help it if I look tasty."

Id Vicious casts Divine Flavor on The Jade.

Id Vicious wrote:

Honestly, treating the Bible like it's anything but a parable is like saying that Stephen Colbert is an impartial, serious political pundit.

Like assuming that Anne Coulter isn't at all tongue-in-cheek?

EXACTLY.

'Course what I don't like is when people treat Scripture like, well, Scripture. It's a slightly fictionalized, VERY biased account of events that occurred nearly two thousand years in the past, not the Word of God. It's time to move on.

Honestly, treating the Bible like it's anything but a parable is like saying that Stephen Colbert is an impartial, serious political pundit.

BWAAAAAAAHHH!

What is the sound of one brain snapping?

Here's a good question:

What the hell happened to Casca Rufio Longinius? That dude just frikkin' dropped off the map. As annoying as he was, every community needs someone to gang up on.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Moses trudges down from Mount Sinai, tablets in hand, and announces to the assembled multitudes: "I've got good news and I've got bad news. the good news is I got Him to pare 'em down to ten. The bad news is 'adultery' is still in."

Morty comes home to find his wife and his best friend Lou, naked together in bed. Just as Morty is about to open his mouth, Lou jumps out of bed and says, "Before you say anything, old pal, what are you going to believe: me or your eyes?"