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Iron Sky trailer .

Space Nazis vs Sarah Palin - Yeeeha

This is COMPLETELY historically inaccurate! Sarah Palin doesn't have a southern accent!

It was density, dude.

I'm your density.

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

Remind me to avoid this thread...

Ah...thank you thread blocker. No more whining and wringing of hands about fascist Arizona...

Arizona? I've never heard of it...

Wait! Yes, I remember! That's the mythical land to the west, from whence came Spoony!

I'm a hipster from the mirror universe.

IBTL.

I believe Benjamin Franklin was 80 years old when he was elected President of Pennsylvania (back when it was a colony).

Fun *fact*!

James K. Polk, William Henry Harrison, Franklin Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan were actually dead when elected, and were taxidermed and turned into marionettes in order to serve their country. Harrison didn't "die" a month into his term--his handlers lost the president's head, and he couldn't be made to give speeches.

And just in case you were wondering...

In before the lock? Perhaps.

Garydee wrote:

Needless to say the violin/fiddle wasn't even invented at the time.

Nero won the fiddle at the same time he won rulership of Rome from Satan in a harp duel.

Well, you know the old song.

Il Diavolo went down to Grottaferrata, he was lookin' for a soul to steal...

Or something like that.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Nothing can stop me from enjoying FREEDOM once again... oh wait. I'm going to the US. You guys don't do that freedom thing anymore, do you.

Why are you not going to be in China? I missed this one.

I can't stand the pollution. I can't stand the contaminated food. The internet restrictions are worsening weekly, and I work online, so that about does it for me.

No, tell me what you really think about the place. Don't hold back.

Who is this Shiny Mr I see? He looks sort of familiar.

Don't talk to him, he's an a%*%%~!.

THERE ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I F*$+ING HATE F~$!ING G$@@&!N GOVERNMENT F*&+ING BUREAUCRACY! G#*!~$N F&~%ING A*&$&*~ SONSOFB+#&~ES!!!! I HOPE THEIR F~&*ING NUTSACKS/MAMMARYGLANDS F+%~ING SHRIVEL UP AND F%+%ING DROP OFF!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I assure you, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.

Id Vicious wrote:

I have seen the future of this thread, and it is thus:

"O hai brick wall! It's no fun talking to you, because whatever I say, you don't listen to me, huh? You're tearing me APART, brick wall!"

Break down the walls!

I got yer wall right here.

I have seen the future of this thread, and it is thus:

"O hai brick wall! It's no fun talking to you, because whatever I say, you don't listen to me, huh? You're tearing me APART, brick wall!"

lynora wrote:

Mortal Wombat. :D

I so want to see that done now... :)

Staring Lisa Ann.

I'd stare at her, that's for sure.

I'm saying something controversial. Later, someone with an opposing viewpoint will call me a douchebag. I will then call him a douchebag, and we will have a troll party. The trolls will all have party hats.

A week later, when everyone's family has been insulted, a moderator will kill the trolls with fire.

*Facepalm* I just talked to an old buddy of mine on the phone. He`s a minister at a local church. I just talked with him on how to live a mentally healthy life, and somehow he thought I was preaching and wrote down a whole sermon on repentance O.o

Figure that one out an atheist just gave a pastor a sermon on repentance.

Oh snap!

9.

Coffined thoughts around me, in mummycases, embalmed in spice of words. Thoth, god of libraries, a birdgod, moonycrowned. And I heard the voice of that Egyptian highpriest. In painted chambers loaded with tilebooks. They are still. Once quick in the brains of men. Still: but an itch of death is in them, to tell me in my ear a maudlin tale, urge me to wreak their will.

Huzzah! Back in Eberron now.....next....heh heh

Dude. You just said the E word. I'm not sure if we can be friends anymore...

It sounds like they took some sort of planar journey, upon which Sebastian served as their pack pony. Somewhere along the way, he attained this prophetic mission, which returned him to the boards to harbinge general damnation.

I went on a harbinge last night. I don't remember most of it. Just a lot of vomiting and bad dance music.

Crimson Jester wrote:

We need about 8 new threads right now. Or thread resurrections. Just saying.

I'm trying to think how to combine paladin, ninja, katana, and alignment dispute into the same thread. Can I haz a Paladin/Ninja with Holy Aveneger Katana who serves Asmodeus?

Ninja pirate zombie devil paladin samurai robot? I can has?

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Kirth Gersen wrote:

I try to skirt around these sorts of problems by describing myself as "socially anti-authoritarian" and "fiscally hard-headed," but then no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.

LOL!

If I say I'm a minarchist I'm likely to get that "deer in the headlights" look.

Yeah, I get the same responses when I tell people I'm a Trotskyist.

Me, I'm a Tolkienist.

FFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

There's only one way to solve this travesty. And it won't be done by winning the Internet.

Yeah, we should totally go kill Alec Baldwin and Kim Jong Il, all the while making it look like a horrible Jell-O factory tour gone wrong. That's what you were thinking, right?

Cosmo3PO wrote:

Sir, the possibility of this thread successfully surviving the coming troll hordes is approximately 3720 to 1!

Never tell me the odds.

Your mother!

Hey, guess what. This is going to turn into a flame war.

I know, I'm psychic.

STUDENTS ARE CALLING PRESIDENT JOHNSON EN MASSE TO PROTEST THE BOMBING AND IT'S JAMMED THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD. COULD THEY COLLAPSE OUR CRITICAL PHONE SYSTEMS? HAS THE FIRST TELEPHONE WAR BEGUN? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW TECHNOLOGY.

(As long as the preposition is not superfluous:

"I can't remember where this letter came from." Ok.
"I can't figure out where my book is at." Nails on a chalkboard.)

How about this:

"I can't figure out where my book at."

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.

What the hell happened?

Nothing in particular. It's just a common mistake, and its getting ever more common as confused notions of "nondualism" permeate our culture.

This sentence is false.

Why can't it be both right and wrong? Oh, wait...

speaking of eggs, is it wrong of me for not like runny yolks in my eggs?

It's terrible, that's what it is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Freehold DM wrote:

lynora wrote:

gah. brain is mush. i actually forgot what avogadro's number was for a minute. :S

It's okay. I don't know Avogadro's number at all!

But I'm majoring in chemistry. I need to know Avogadro's number. It's an important conversion factor!

Avogadro's number was invented to predict the breeding patterns of moles.

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

You're a mensch, you are!

Pinches Mairkurion's cheeks.

I wish Mairkurion were my Bubby.

The first thing we'd do is take care of those feathers! Oy, you're such a mess!

You'll have to get off your tuchas first and schlep your way all the ay up here to do that. Oy Gevalt.

Gornischt!

Yes, yes, I'm all verklempt.

10...

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Ack ok which Avatar movie we talking about? I think I confused the conversation.

Good question. I always assume Avatar is Cameron's. The other one is The Last Airbender (which I haven't seen).

Ok. Whenever some one says Avatar I think of The Last Airbender. It was first darnit! Ppl stole it's name!!!

Yeah, they totally didn't steal that one from Hinduism. F!~$ing Japanese people and James Cameron...

OH GOD NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! OH GOD MY EYES!

Sounds like a pretty awesome movie...

OK! I'll do it!

How did it get burned? HOW DID IT GET BURNED? HOW DID IT GET BURNED? HOW DID IT GET BURNED? HOW DID IT GET BUUUUURNED!

Aberzombie wrote:

wanders through the thread in search of some nice brainnnnssss to snack on

Here, have mine. I'm not using them. They're kind of squishy, though.

Squishy brains for TotP!

KaeYoss wrote:

This is new? It's a little bit different from what I've learned (mostly by using a few more steps), but I don't see how this is New And Exciting.

What's the method this is replacing?

I was a math teacher for a couple of years, and I still couldn't even begin to tell you what "the new math" is.

It won't do you a bit of good to review math. It's so simple, so very simple, that only a child can do it.

Ne Onc On is an odd name for a gaming convention. Is it Egyptian?

The name is Latin, not Egyptian, and comes from the original text "Neos Oncus On," meaning "stay away if you hate crowds and bright lights."

You know what I think?

I think the rent is too damn high.

That's what I think.

(Warning: Language)

My GOD... They're speaking English...

Still don't consider her hot.

But... she's a half-orc... I thought all half-orcs were good-looking...

Peat and Repeat were sitting on a fence, Peat fell off. Who was left?

RECURSION!

Mothman wrote:

joela wrote:

People who think they know more about medicine than doctors. Oh, really...?

Pharmacists?

Conspiracy theorists?

Scientologists?

Higgs boson or it didn't happen.

Particle physics gives me a hadron.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Also in case it was missed, there was another wedding that just took place.

Didn't pull up. Probably due to settings. ???

Facebook got married? Really? Wow!

I look into my crystal ball, and I... I see...

Flames... Flames, and... and...

A war... A war of flames... A "flame-war..."

Oh, yeah, this is going to be great.