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A canopener is a fairly simple tool. Corvids can get you anywhere.

Limeylongears wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Once more, it is World Penguin Day.

On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.

You know.

Ragnasquonk.

Noot noot.

Wernk wernk.

{sips the good sarsaparilla, drawls:} The Tux abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Tux. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

That sounds preferable to turning into the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall.

We also Uber on eagles.

Pan wrote:

Its not for him its for his hooplehead supporters. Gotta keep em whooped up.

It's not even that. He is one of those hoopleheads. There was a story on one of the cable "news" shows the night he first tweeted that. He saw it, believed it and started repeating it. He's not interested in answers form the formal agencies, he learned what he learned from his sources and that's that.

Now I want Ian McShane to unleash a stream of Swearengen's invectives at Trump before invoking his powers as Wednesday to hurl down lightning.

Nevermore.

Nevermore.

*Hooks KC back in*

"You have a valid point there. Come on over here and stand with the tengu and we can try to become pandered together!"

*coughs* j/k!

I can't help the kobold, but does this kenku costume (more) work for you?

Someone should take away KC's Rouge Rider BB gun. He doesn't even have proficiency with it... you'll put your eye out!

{belches, falls off perch into shame-pile of Milwaukee's Best cans}

A squawktalk of ahlinnis

A ______ of bunyips

A hayashi of toshigami.

A ______ of leucrottas.

Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol

Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?

Regarding Undrella being a "joke" option because she's not written as beautiful(her actual artwork in LoF and Mythological Monsters Revisited aside), it's odd to call that out as such when the earlier complaint was that all of the "beauty and beast" couplings were female-beauty/male-beast.

(especially when one considers Undrella mostly needs to be introduced to bathing as far as physical presentation goes)

Maybe Undrella has a bit of Northern White-faced Owl in her harpy genome? If so, she might just be putting on a more fearsome "ugly" appearance (good part starts at 1:42) in front of those dangerous adventurers?

Ah okay, got it now. I think I figured out my problem.

** spoiler omitted **

Well, puffins are Canadian and have a beak, so they type with an accent.

{reads from notecard using voiceover voice} The comedic prop stylings and improv skits of Chazuzu will appear at Beelzebub's Left Teats, in Dis, on the second week of Gozran. The week after, he is scheduled to co-host the 993rd annual Jerry Parker-Lewis Damnation Day Telethon with Colin Mochrie, and the first of Erastus he'll premiere in his first comedy show on Hell Box Office... so be sure to set the TiVos on your scrying devices!

{flies in, finds a nice perch, and practices his Jack Nicholson-eyebrow arching}

There he IS! The Gregory Peck of Puffindom! {swoons}

This thread smells like bird doo.

Take it from a raven: I'd sacrifice an eye to smell as good as him. Studpuffin No. 5

Meh, turkeys are generally a+$*~#%s. I say good riddance to those lost in yesterday's hunger games.

{pokes thread carcass} Mmmmm, roadkill!

Sutter: I don't know what the range on a penguin is.

Andrew: Shark-NATO, huh?

Bah, the penguins will never make it through our Joint Strike Puffin air superiority.

"The crow flies at midnight!"

Trout is banned for finding bathroom humor funny.

gran is banned for hiding in the shower and being a Norman "Ninja" Bates.

Low-Key Lyesmith

Beer battered chicken!

Kinky!

Want some carob? It was freshly made today.

In Soviet Golarion, thread bans you (Captain Merelith)!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I got dropped once.....

I remember that. I'll never understand how you survived that fall from the Eiffel Tower.

{derisively} "It's only a model." [/Patsy]

{speaks backwards:} Peep! Peep!

Studpuffin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

There's a puffin doll?

Yeah, sold by Wild Republicans I believes I do I do.

Yes and it works much like a voodoo doll.

So I can pull this feather right here....

Ouch! Wait, wha?!

Dies Irae wrote:

Have you considered the possibility that the 'Protective Dinosaur Spirit' is just out to eat your puffin?

Harumph at you, sir! I say, good day to you!

*adjusts monacle, takes ball, goes home*

Die Irae, have you considered that the puffin is a summoner and that big T-Rex is his eidelon?

taig wrote:

And.,,good night.

Night night, little one.

tucks the badger in his lair and stuffs him with birdseed

Sleep tight.

Tasty, tasty badgers.

I'll raise you THIS!

Now who wants to go to the retirement community?

Edit: Hey! You're from there aren't you?

Edit 2: And THIS!

Dirty, filthy poodle.

Only if they were the females in Koala suits. I wouldn't go near real ones, they're vicious little sh!ts when you get 'em riled up.

Dirt, filthy poodle.

Huginn wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Huginn wrote:

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

I've got a big beak...

A wise octopus once told me, "Ain't the size; it's how you use it."

What was the octopus doing at the time? Wait... do I want to know?

Probably not. It involved three koalas, a wheel of Devon cheddar, two rolls of cling-film, Roy Orbison, and a Poodle. A dirty, filthy poodle. Need brain bleach now.

So if it involved koalas was Flash there?

Possibly. I started drinking heavily pretty early.

But the pictures won't go away. Gonna have to ask Odin for some divine-level brain bleach.

Huginn wrote:

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

I've got a big beak...

A wise octopus once told me, "Ain't the size; it's how you use it."

What was the octopus doing at the time? Wait... do I want to know?

Probably not. It involved three koalas, a wheel of Devon cheddar, two rolls of cling-film, Roy Orbison, and a Poodle. A dirty, filthy poodle. Need brain bleach now.

I've got a big beak...

A wise octopus once told me, "Ain't the size; it's how you use it."

{checks byline} Ah, that's written by Bob "Low Key" Lyesymthe. He's an old school reporter, won the Hearst "Maine" Prize a couple years back.

There you are, you bird brain! Don't go spreading tails, I mean, wings... argh! Shut up and come back here, you!

{dips wings in bleu cheese dressing} Mmmm, I'm tasty!

Whö in the Niðafjöll dö yöu think yöu are, öld bitty? {haughtily crunks the Pigeon}

I know I have not been around lately. I just wanted to stop by and say, 'Yap!'

Howdy doggie!

Mmmm, KFC Double Down roadkill-'possum sandwedge! omnomnomnomnomnom....

Celestial Healer wrote:

Am I the only one who knows about this site? It's not for the weak-stomached, but it's so full of win.

Edit: Mmm. Cadbury Cream Eggs Benedict...

Gah! Once I start looking at that site I can't look away...

Hop over here and I'll be happy to eat your eyeballs. Mmmm, tasty eyeballs...

I can even install some replacement googly eyes for you, and no one will know you had an oedipu-ectomy.

Hey, what are you eyeballs doing here?! The Mona-father plucked you out of Cosmo's head at Mímir's Spring to gain the "Wisdom of Ages."

Stupid rogue eyeballs- oooooo, bread! {pecks at delicious bread}