Hudak's page

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

We better stab it some more to be sure.

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

I KILLED BLACK MAGGA!

That was the best thing I ever did.
Thanx for the idea, mothy.....

only down 23 hit points.

oh, yeah:

reflex save
1d20 ⇒ 17

damage dice
8d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 3, 4) = 25

Maybe that’s what he’s referring to, I didn’t see that one. In two different threads that were both along the lines of ‘what to do about jerks on the forums’, MG seems to have assumed they were about him (chances are they were) and posted something along the lines of ‘I’m reminded of what Aubrey wrote in another thread.’

Looks like you still have your fan club over there Aubrey.

Yeah; that's what.

Die tower!!!

1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

damage
1d10 + 17 ⇒ (6) + 17 = 23

pull n.t.

slash two handed around the tower;
1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22

damage
1d10 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 27

Yipes!!!

Move to rs 19-20.

Hudak'll try and push the buckling tower down on the beastly b%*&! of the slythly depths.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
*gnnnnnng*

Hudak strains, and fears he may strain his descending colon out through his buttcheeks in that most horrifying of herniations.

note to self: buy some big ass shotputs for future enlargements. or, barring that, a bag of big ass rocks.

Perception:
1d20 ⇒ 13

I'm looking around for a big ass chunk of stone to drop on this primeval Nessie wannabe byoch.
Like Conan with the giant slug.

Yeah; I know; I was role playing. I thought of that, but...

Climb the wall of the church; -5 to move 30 feet.

1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 13 - 5 = 11
don't know how tall the church is; I'm moving for the tower; maybe catch somebody who'd like to jump(?)

Runrunrun over to st 89 and start climbing next round probably.

run you stubby bastich! run!!!

huzzah!
I'm on call all weekend, but I'm trying to be attentive.

Moving to aa-ab 5-6

"Hey! Black Magga! You can't kill me! I'm right here! Do it! Do it! You stupid cow! Bite me! You can't do it!"

Give her th' ole dinglewag and all.
I get the feeling that charging this thing would be sorta stupid.

history: 1d20 ⇒ 11
dungeoneering: 1d20 ⇒ 18

what a waste if a 19.

perception 1d20 ⇒ 19

heading to uv 19-20 to help the churchgoers.

lol....I was with some guys at the beach in the national guard.....same thing......sharks don't undulate in the water, fools! They go straight!!!

Hudak'll head over to the church; "Need any help?"

Looks like he can get to about AE 16.

Waiting to get biggified; I'm at work tomorrow, can't post, so that way nobody has to wait out my turn for that statement....

These maps are bodacious.

AS 12;
initiative1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

sounds good...

Hudak comes a running; making sure to grab as much rope as is available.

"Maybe somebody enlarge me....can any of you spellcasters fly? Now's a great time for that."

Hudak wrote:

"I quit drinking. I'm straightedge.

I'll come along though."

"Bah! What happened to you? If there's anything that'll make a man drink, it would be the kind of horrors we've just been through. Gorum knows I intend to get plastered as soon as I can. I also owe Illes as many drinks as he can manage - plus a few more after that."

Regarding the DEX item - isn't that a set of gloves?

Hudak to Alwyn:

"I quit drinking. I'm straightedge.
I'll come along though."

no need for healing belt what with the giant strength dealyo.

I'll throw in 200 g.p.