Horton-TPK's page

Horton's expression remains blank. He looks down and reviews his schedule.

Horton boards the transport with an enthusiastic smile on his face.

"Oh, ummmm. Maybe it was a typo. It seems to be working now."

"I wonder when the transport will arrive?"

<Looks at his PDC.>

Half to himself, loud enough to be heard: "G-D... Hmmmm. Maybe I've damaged the keys while zealously serving the Computer. Or I typed the wrong letter out of my excitement and joy. I shall make a note to myself to temper my zeal so that my conduct does not diminish my effectiveness as an Internal Security Forensic Analyst."

DM EYES ONLY:

*SMILES* "Remember comrade the computer wants you to be happy, jokes make you happy!"

"Oh, you're vat full of laughs, Boris."

<Fake smile.>

"Whew. I was really worried you were engaging in treasonous nicknaming."

DM ONLY:

To 1-Tru-GOd: "So your name is 1-Tru-GOd, eh? I'm Horton-R-TPK-1."

"1-Tru-GOD?"

<Pulls out his PDC.>

"Computer, is the name '1-Tru-GOD' allowed in Alpha complex clone designation protocol?"

With his best fake smile: "Just excellent. I am so happy to be serving the computer today. My name is Horton-R-TPK-1. It's truly a pleasure to be working with you."

DM EYES ONLY:

Horton walks around with a synchronized swimmer's smile, fidgeting with something in his pocket and scanning everything around him for...

DM EYES ONLY:

Also,

DM EYES ONLY:

<Smiles.>

"Unnn. I guess I was worried about recent traitorism, which of course is being... unnnn... excellently managed and will be immediately eliminated by Alpha Complex security."

<Wonders what &#64257; means then thinks better of asking.>

Horton heads off to Transbot Tubeway Platform A8:C7:60:FF.

Changes his name again

"PDC, what's my schedule today?"

Logan-R-RUN-1 reporting for duty!

*Logan sniffs the air*

You guys smell something?

<Pulls up his coveralls quickly without wiping then rises from behind the box.>

"Unnnn. Just having a smoke."

<Lights his 'cancer lite' smoke.>

"Well, I guess I'll just take a crap in here."

<Goes behind a box.>

<Looks for evidence of treasonous activity.>

I've got the CSI vegas thing going on.

"Internal Security, Forensic Analysis Division. My name is Gill. Is there anyone in here?"

"Is anybody in here?"

Changed my name and removed my rank and clone number, seeing as they might change.

PH,

Here's a character with 'classic' and 'buy to 40'. (See my profile)

...

What you think?

He'll make time. The best thing about Paranoia is TKs; I wouldn't want to be denied.

So tempting...