Hillary's page

Can I get in on this action?

IT'S MY TURN DAMNIT!!!!

Lem the Halfling wrote:

What a guy!

It's Aberzombie's fault that all I can think of is Hilary Clinton when I see this avatar. Not really 'think', it's more like 'have waking nightmares'.

That's Secretary Of State Clinton to you buddy!

*runs away*

Don't run away from your feelings!!!

I was almost President, if that helps.

Hillary wrote:

Rudy Sodomanski wrote:

Hi sweetie.

You like me! You really like me!

OMG! I've never seen that avatar. Whoa. I need a drink, my hands are shaking.

You find me beautiful, don't you?

Hi sweetie.

You like me! You really like me!

Hillary wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I was hot once.....

Swank or Clinton? because I will dispute both.

How dare you compare me to that slutty little Hollywood actress!

Swank's a woman?

;-)

Actually, I can neither confirm nor deny that....

Hillary wrote:

I was hot once.....

Swank or Clinton? because I will dispute both.

How dare you compare me to that slutty little Hollywood actress!

I was hot once.....

Happy Birthday to me!

Mine!

Or maybe mine?

Hillary wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family.

Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you?

Back off cankles, he's all mine!

To hell with you Beeyotch! I saw him first! And, he actually voted for me - twice!

Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family.

Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you?

Seriously, guys, don't help women stalk me. Life is already "interesting" enough as it is.

I'm not stalking you. I have aides to do that for me.....

Hillary wrote:

Former Preside....I mean former First Lady post

Don't you mean First Doorstop?

At least I was able to get elected after Bill left office.

Former Preside....I mean former First Lady post

As this is a board for gamers, anyone have ideas on educational games that would teach environmental awareness?

Why, yes. Now that you ask, I've got plenty of ideas on how to indoctri...I mean, educate our children. Remember kids, this is the only planet I have!

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

I like a woman who can make a man cry.

Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.

Hillary wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

....because the number 13 was an important number for the Freemasons (oh yeah, and SATAN!!!).

There is no truth to the rumor that I have 13 toes.

But they're right there, on that necklace around your neck!

Those aren't toes.....

....because the number 13 was an important number for the Freemasons (oh yeah, and SATAN!!!).

There is no truth to the rumor that I have 13 toes.

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles

Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.

Hillary wrote:

Algore wrote:

So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **

How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.

But NBC told me I was.

Oh, yeah! And they're ALWAYS correct.....

So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **

How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.

So did that rat bastard Bill!

"Not tonight Hillary. I've got an important meeting in the Oval Office."

Hrmmmph.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

I'll see your vaguely insulting chia, and raise you a Clintons Holiday Gift Set.

I'm not making money off that one either.

cashes check

Hillary wrote:

What did you call me?

He called you Has Been.

Hey, watch it Fryer! I was Presi...First Lady upon a time. Show some respect.

What did you call me?

Conspiracy theory #22 - I heard that Hillary is a secret partner in this. Way to make money off the repubs. That lady sure knows how to sniff out a buck.

How dare you insinuate such a thing!!!

goes back to counting coinage

Hillary wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Are you talkin' about Bill Clinton and Al again?

Arrrggghhhh!! Why are those two always trying to steal my thunder?!? It must be part of some vast, right-wing conspiracy!

Actually she is gross AND scary. :)

Watch it buddy! Unless you want to end up like Bill, with two significant parts of your anatomy in a jar in my desk.

Are you talkin' about Bill Clinton and Al again?

Arrrggghhhh!! Why are those two always trying to steal my thunder?!? It must be part of some vast, right-wing conspiracy!

October!

Hillary wrote:

Sneaky Sahuagin wrote:

See? Even us Sahuaganauts standby our standards. No sauced up second string psychopathic shooter will succeed as a snack.

So, I guess I'm safe?

No, they only turn their nose up at second string psychopaths. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Grabs Hillary and cuts her up into fish bait

So, what? Are you saying I'm a third stringer!?!?!?

See? Even us Sahuaganauts standby our standards. No sauced up second string psychopathic shooter will succeed as a snack.

So, I guess I'm safe?

As a member of the vast right wing conspiracy myself.....

You're going on my list buddy. Oh yes, you're going near the top.....

I told that rat bastard he'd regret messing with me during Bill's Presidency.

Damn that Bill!

Hillary wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

I think I'll play some football today.

I like you just fine Joe.

No...seriously!

ME too!

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

I have an office? Where?

They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.

And if you feel to restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.

Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...

Oooh....burn!

And why does everyone expect me to be more like Bill?

Seriously?!?

Bill?!?