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BROWSE
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Hillary's page

42 posts. No reviews. Alias of Aberzombie.

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Full Name

Hillary "I'm Secretary of State Not Bill" Clinton
Race

Half-Fiend
Classes/Levels

Politician 10/Bitter Shrew 5
Gender

Female
Special Abilities

Political Survival
Alignment

Lawful Evil
Deity

Me, Myself, and I
Location

Whatever power structure I can worm my way into
Languages

Power
Occupation

Politician for life
Strength 12
Dexterity 17
Constitution 15
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 15
Charisma 10

About Hillary

Let's get one thing straight: I am NOT Bill!

Hell, that pathetic loser would still be chasing skirts in Alabama as Governor if it wasn't for me. I made him what he was. I was his drive, his ambition, his spine. I gave the world 8 years of Bill!!!

And what kind of thanks do I get?

Some "community organizer" with less experience in politics than Chelsea comes out of nowhere to steal what I rightfully earned! And I get to be Secretary of State and have snot-nosed little punks ask me what Bill thinks! Oh joy!

But I'm not bitter or anything.


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