Herr Doktor Schadenfreude's page

after laughter comes tears, Dr. Schadenfreude.

I've come up with a program to help all you guys.

I senze that ze monkey has a schizzopherniac nature.

Tch! Ze strains of your pozition are getting to you, Herr President. Here, haff zome Napien, und zome Zombiax und some ..

Shakes out a handful of different pills and hands them over

Herr Doktor Schadenfreude wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

I am alvays available for a reazonable rate.

Can you provide prescriptions to my cabinet and interns upon request?

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

Tch. Transference of aggression to the therapist. Zomething we therapists often see. Does your aggression make you feel in control, Herr Court Fool?

Ach! Unt now ve see ze root of CDPs Oedipal fixation! His father iz reshpected for a poodle, und CDP feels zat he has no chance to come out from unter his father's shadow. His anger towards his father makes him confused and zo he becomes depressed. It iz a textbook case, really.

Arrives.

ACh. I vas called in for a consultation on zis canine, yes?

Looks at the beast

Perhaps zome avatar issues. How do you feel about your father, Court Fool?

Tch. Zo many cazes of eggstreme Schizopherenia. Zey were obviously unloved by zeir mutters.

4778 posts you mean to zay, Herr Monkey.

I zink you haff come to the core of his delusions Herr Kruelaid.

Enters the pond carrying a large black doctor's bag

"I just got a call saying zat zere iss a frog in zis thread that zuffers from an eggstreme schizophereniac duallity. Vhich of you amphibians is ze affickted?"

As mein countryman Friedrich Nietzsche once zaid:

If you stare into ze Thread long enough ze Thread stares back at you.

David Fryer wrote:

I have estabished personalities for my aliases, and if something fits what I think they would say, then I use them. Most serious stuff I post under my own name though.

We are sick, sick people...

I'm really concerned at how, about 3/4s the persons posting in this thread are all aliases of a certain individual.

Including "Herr Doktor"...

*No Doktor CracknFraud, Set is not 'compensating for something.' Every building in the world is actually compensating for not being Set.

Scribbles notes in a small pad

Tch. All zis talk of cults. My friends you shouldn't turn to cults for affirmation. Find your inner strengths and do not follow ze herd. Cults are chust an example of a charismatic person azzuming control over weaker individuals. Zis is not healthy behavior.

Get there all by yourself, Einstein?

Tch. I see here a classic case of a schizo-pheriniac multiple personaliy disorder. Here ve see how ze kobold transfers his envy, anger and guilt into anozzer form by assuming ze countenace of a pigeon. Tch. So sad. It seems like he iz not even avare of ze transformation. I zink zis will take some time in a sanitarium to properly diagnose.

**snaps fingers**

Udo, Scharnhost. Take zis kobold to ze Happy Smiles Sanitarium. Be careful, he looks as if he hasn't had his rabies shots.

Perhaps you haff some mothering issues Herr Werwolf. Tell me, did your litter mates shove you avay from your mutter's nipples? How did you feel about that? Do you still cry about it vhen no one is looking? It is normal to feel rejected from such a traumatic experience. Being ze runt of ze litter is a difficult thing.

Perhaps this farewell thread is a diguised cry for attention?