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My players have just been accosted by an undead samurai. He served a shogun, Kaigo Kugetsu, that's been dead over 100 years. One of my players asked me how the shogun Kaigo Kugetsu died. this is what I pulled out of my arse on the spot; Spoiler:
Kaigo Kugetsu's palace was stormed one night by shadowy assassins.
Some say ninja, perhaps even kunoichi. Another rival family tried to take the shogunate from the Kaigo; there was a time of battle and struggle. Kugetsu's death wasn't made public for three years. It was said he died of a blood clot traveling to his lung, but...... those who know better, know it was......shadowy assassins...... There's a kabuki play about it... Night of 99 Black Swords ....a kabuki play that is forbidden upon pain of death to perform, to attend a performance of, or to even own a manuscript of. can anybody think up something better; I'm kinda feeling "meh" about what I came up with. 
They're trying to grassroots for a JCoM sequel in light of its tepid box office returns.....don't know if it'll help, but I joined. Actually, I'm fully cognizant of the fact that it probably won't help. Nonetheless, feel free to explain that to me anyway, and....what can I say; I'm a sucker for lost causes....
or, maybe a half a century,.... anyway, I see Paizo.com being a holodeck conclave where, for all I know, I'll eat actual cookies (if I deserve them) cooked by Lilith in her holodeck EZ bake oven while an android body hurls toward Alpha Centauri, where it will orbit whatever planet is there for 5 years waiting for my brain to be dumped there via radio transmission.
In Japanese legends, there's these giant catfish that lived in the mud under the land and thrashed around making earthquakes;
I'd just make it a shark and use d20pfsrd.com to make it colossal and give it a crapload of h.d., but I'm looking for other possible approaches too.
Since they'll be off for 24 hours, ask me what you need to know.
And I might even try to get it off of spanish wikipedia, and convert it via babelfish into something beautiful. So ask away!!!
I want a fifty cal sniper rifle like in Hurt Locker and a telepathic german shepherd dog.
for Haunting of Harrowstone, Spoiler:
I work in medicine. We dispose of used needles in a sharps box. I think that one of the most horrible things a poltergeist in an old prison infirmary could throw at me would be a sharps box with the lid yanked off of it.
AND,.....the remote fear of a needlestick is my eternal friend.
Paizo goblins are kewl. They're snarky. They got character. I think the "Paizo goblin" is probably one of the kewlest things you guys came up with racewise/reskin wise (you don't see people bandying around the term "Paizo Human" that much), and I think the availability as a p.c. race would benefit the game. Give it some punch. Oh, and I'm probably not responding to anything in this thread.
Gary, Ross, and Liz have better things to do than clean up after us like poopy diaper babies. Can everybody just chill, talk to everybody else with respect or something? Use the brand spanking new "hide" function to hide things that annoy them or something? I'm no angel either, but damn. Gary just had to type "quit making hate threads" like 15 times or something.
So,
I was at work. Then, they get to the exit, and he stops and gets out of the car on my wife. There's a traffic guy there, (my mom said he looks like the black guy from the Miller light commercial)
I just don't know what the f!#~ is wrong with people. Who flips off women? Who gets out of their car on two women and some kids?
This kinda sucked, and kinda blew my mind.
Kruelly's coming back to Canada.
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