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Naah; she's a joy.

Just chilling; worked late last night; don't have much energy.
Wife took the older two kids to a birfday party; I'm watching the youngest.

To extemporise on the theme of things turning ugly, I may have to tone down and reduce my posting at work. The powers that be seem to be turning on the Internal Audit department somewhat - the head of Asia has been sacked and the overall head seems to be hanging by a thread (though he may well have a new job to go to). Either way, scrutiny is increasing and I don't really want to take a chance in the current environment. The fairly free and easy attitude we had in the department was a measure of the tone at the top, and if he goes (which he will) then that will probably change. My head is probably below the parapet but I think a bit of precautionary action is advisable.

I wonder if we can run smack on every thread on the boards...

Please Don't Hurt Me, Mr. Tebow
Colt McCoy and the Longhorns

One afternoon at the Texas State fair Colt McCoy saw Big Tex out of the corner of his eye. He screamed like a ferengi and curled up in fetal position.
"big.....te....bbow......big......Te..bow....." was all he said for hours.

Colt McCoy wakes up screaming in horror every time he dreams of this hit.

It was only 5 minutes in my time. I can't post at work no more's.

If you truly believe that Colt McCoy could crash into Tim Tebow more than three times and live to tell about it, then I've 50,000 acres of virgin woodlands near Amarillo to sell you. McCoy's one of those "run out of bounds so they don't hurt me" type guys. Tebow routinely smashes into mountains just to toughen himself up.
It's why there's no mountains left in Florida.

I never heard of the t-shirt debacle until this thread.

I think the Psalm 109:8 is the one in question. Not a biblical scholar, merely a Googler.
I was a soldier once, and would never say such a thing about the President of the United States.

houstonderek wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

REAL vampires rock. Pretty underwear model vampires are suckage.
It's a movie. Who cares if the town wasn't authentic?
The Gators are still gonna kick your ass in.

"Real" vampires? Dude, you're supposed to clean with the Lysol, not inhale the vapors..

And, sorry, Colt will be wearing gator skin boots walking out of the Rose Bowl...

:)

Tim Tebow will throw Colt McCoy's heart into the sun, causing cell phone service to be interrupted.
Chuck Norris will be in awe, and Tim will throw him his jersey.

Heathansson wrote:

Zombieneighbours wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

And I know I'm agreen with zombieneigbhors, but it's only semantics;
he just likes the movie cos the Alpha Vamp looked up and said, ".....no God....."

Yes, clearly i like the film because it has atheist vampires...clearly... *Rolls eyes.*

You know you got a Chris Matthewsian thrill up your leg.

Sorry cultural differences mean that this comment means as much to me as me putting on a John Humphrys voice and saying 'Get up you lying f%ck so i CAN KICK YOU AGAIN.'* would mean to you :P

*See dylan moran for what english radio news is like in the morning.

Heathansson wrote:

REAL vampires rock. Pretty underwear model vampires are suckage.
It's a movie. Who cares if the town wasn't authentic?
The Gators are still gonna kick your ass in.

"Real" vampires? Dude, you're supposed to clean with the Lysol, not inhale the vapors..

And, sorry, Colt will be wearing gator skin boots walking out of the Rose Bowl...

:)

REAL vampires rock. Pretty underwear model vampires are suckage.
It's a movie. Who cares if the town wasn't authentic?
The Gators are still gonna kick your ass in.

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

And even better, I stopped by my LGS, it's not friendly yet, and for being the 100th customer there since they opened I got a free book. And they were unpacking Draconomicon II. ** spoiler omitted **

Sweet.

Seven, count them, svn new dragons in there, plus new coatal, kobolds, and draks, and the draconians are back.

Sorry, GW; good luck to you.

My wife got the pink slip that way too one time: WTF?
You coulda just called her at home, saved her 40 f&~&ing miles round trip, f&~&nut....

Heathansson wrote:

And I know I'm agreen with zombieneigbhors, but it's only semantics;
he just likes the movie cos the Alpha Vamp looked up and said, ".....no God....."

Yes, clearly i like the film because it has atheist vampires...clearly... *Rolls eyes.*

IDK; she's on the "forums are way too long" sometimes.

seancing the phantom.

Picard went on to become Professor Xavier. What did Kirk do? Some teacher what got murdered is all I can think of. :P

HOLY CRAP!

I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/

Monkey FTW!

Oh, okay. meh....

I don't care about alignments; I usually say something, and I get this random Simpson's comic store guy popping off at me.

You know, with the class/same class craze going on...

I'm thinking of a Paladin of Asmodeus/Paladin of Iomedae.

Do you want lumps in your horse juice?

James Jacobs wrote:

Wow. That was close. I thought for a terrible second that someone was badmouthing Alien. If that were the case, I'm afraid I would have had to lock down this thread and ban a lot of people. And then I'd burn down all of the copies of Pathfinder #28 in punishment and protest and move to Alaska to live life as a misanthropic hermit.

Close call, is all I'm saying. Whew.

No one would say that.

Now Aliens, that's another story. I think we can all agree that movie is terrible and completely ruined the Alien mythos.

Edit: Why are the words "BANNED FOR LIFE" suddenly on my screen with a timer counting down?

And I know I'm agreen with zombieneigbhors, but it's only semantics;
he just likes the movie cos the Alpha Vamp looked up and said, ".....no God....."

WTF was wrong with 30 Days of Night, other than the city had too many damn white people and no Native Americans?

Skankirella gets teh growlites upsite her head; and all her ole man can say it, "that which can be broken.....SHOULD be broken...."
That dude was dope.

Start simple:
you don't need to pull a whole world out of your ass, just a village.

Then you need some orcs bandits or something hassling the villagers. Maybe they're wererats too, seeing as this guy's a damn werewolf.
And an old graveyard that some dumb kid took a dare and decided to spend the night in, only there's skeletons walking around there at night.
If the party is all mercenary and wants gold to save the kid, hell....say the kid's mom is single, and she's a major MILF.

And THEN, when the werewolf inevitably breaks bad and a villager sees him all wolfed out,....well, it gets back to the group that "somebody has contacted the Inquisitors" about him.
Who are the inquisitors? Nobody'll say. They're that bad. But they DON'T like werewolves. It's like Boba Fett and his mask; the unknown badass. The unquantifiable.
What do YOU think the inquisitors are? You're the dungeonmaster.
If THAT turns your crank, that power, it's worth it.
I don't know what to do about the silver dragon though. Is this beast walking around with them like Lassie or something? Silver dragons have important stuff to do besides nursemaiding a bunch of 2nd level pogues.
I'd have a hawk fly up, whisper something in the dragon's ear, and then the dragon looks astonished; looks at the party and says, "I.....no time to explain,......I gotta go..."
I don't get it.

wtf is sparkle?

Moorluck wrote:

zleepy, gonna lay down now. Have fun.

Drat! I was going to call you! ~sighs~ I guess I will harrass Solnes instead!

Bump cos my kid likes it.

Res ipso loquidor even.

Sebastian wrote:

Set wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

1) Necromancers that aren't evil
2) misunderstood monsters/witches/mystical punk rockers/whathaveyou that aren't really evil after all, just misunderstood.
3) Pagans who eviscerate the evil Christians.

Wow, I don't think I've *ever* seen 1 or 3 in any show, novel or movie, ever. 2 seems pretty common, these days, 'though.

1 is the modern day equivalent of the dual weapon drow elf. It's cliche and overdone, yet everyone who builds one thinks it's original and new.

As a player of a non-evil necromancer i can but say, Pish-posh. I think it is neither original or new, but rather steeped in literary tradition and gothic romance. It is a nod of the head to hollow one, euthanatos, Foxglove form Death: The Time of Your Life, Dr. Frankenstien, 19th century spiritualists and many other cool thing. And I am still the only person i know personally who has played one in DnD, so i am happy with that.

Vive la Lance!!!

Unless anyone else has any more mythical creatures to suggest, we're going to stick with the warthog.

Heathansson wrote:

Kids, this is what a vampire oughtta look like.

*sigh*
Get off of teh interwebz. You need some sun.

Is that The Master from Salem's Lot?

Illithar wrote:

Shadow13.com wrote:

I think it's time we give the Chupacabra his chance at fame.

Hey yeah! Chupathingy, how about that. It's gotta ring to it...

What in sam hill is a PUMA?!?!

Kids, this is what a vampire oughtta look like.

*sigh*
Get off of teh interwebz. You need some sun.

How bout a GOOD, yet MISUNDERSTOOD dragon?

Set wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

1) Necromancers that aren't evil
2) misunderstood monsters/witches/mystical punk rockers/whathaveyou that aren't really evil after all, just misunderstood.
3) Pagans who eviscerate the evil Christians.

Wow, I don't think I've *ever* seen 1 or 3 in any show, novel or movie, ever. 2 seems pretty common, these days, 'though.

1 is the modern day equivalent of the dual weapon drow elf. It's cliche and overdone, yet everyone who builds one thinks it's original and new.

Heathansson wrote:

1) Necromancers that aren't evil
2) misunderstood monsters/witches/mystical punk rockers/whathaveyou that aren't really evil after all, just misunderstood.
3) Pagans who eviscerate the evil Christians.

Wow, I don't think I've *ever* seen 1 or 3 in any show, novel or movie, ever. 2 seems pretty common, these days, 'though.

1) Necromancers that aren't evil
2) misunderstood monsters/witches/mystical punk rockers/whathaveyou that aren't really evil after all, just misunderstood.
3) Pagans who eviscerate the evil Christians.

Heathansson wrote:

"If ya doont it yar muit, ya cant hae inny pewding! Hue caeya hae inny pewdint iyya doont it yar muit!"
I love telling my son that.

I love hearing my 7 and 4 year old sing that song!!!

1) Necromancers that aren't evil
2) misunderstood monsters/witches/mystical punk rockers/whathaveyou that aren't really evil after all, just misunderstood.
3) Pagans who eviscerate the evil Christians.

I'm not sure of the veracity of this, but I heard that a set of statistics was run for graduating high school seniors in Texas. When asked "What is the nearest foreign country?" 73% said "Canada"

To which my response was "Damn! That's almost a third!"

"If ya doont it yar muit, ya cant hae inny pewding! Hue caeya hae inny pewdint iyya doont it yar muit!"
I love telling my son that.

I was erring on the side of conservatism, like Scotty said to do.

Real fun is when one of your German teachers is a Berliner and the other is Bavarian. I will silently say "reesh teesh" in my brain for the rest of my life, while seeing an old, grim and gaunt German professor scowling and shaking his head.

How many years you been savin' that, Heathy?

Fun in German class:

Teacher: "Heath, suchst du dich?"
Me: "Nein, nein! Ich suche nicht dich!!!"