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Let me know what you want to do after we wrap up this debriefing. Both the missions I've tried to run ended up going off the rails and ending a prematurely, which I'm not at all concerned about given that it's paranoia and that's what tends to happen. If people are still interested, I can look at trying to run another mission, possibly with new troubleshooters. If you want to end it after this, that works for me too (at least we had a chance to give it a try). Either way, share your thoughts. It's been great! Best Paranoia games I've ever played, the backstabbing is hilarious...I suggest if we start a new one, we all go back and look at all the spoilers...
Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 Reporting to confession booth as ordrered. Spoiler:
As I was attempting to calm the unruly citizens, albeit, unsuccessfully, the only time I was in contact with the Vend-o-bot was when I was slammed in the back by said vend-o-bot, and catapulted into a yellow citizen, who assaulted me, though I apologized. I submit that either Horton-3 who was actually crushed by the vend-o-bot, perhaps in retaliation, or one of the other trouble-shooters who was near the machine. When our team fled the mayhem of the cafeteria, before I called the vulture squad for riot control, there would have been ample time for one of those crazed citizens to corrupt your precious machine
Spoiler:
The mission was a success Computer, I made sure our glorious team leader wasn't melancholy with prolific use of Happiness pills. There were no viruses in the vend-o-bot, so the mission was a success, as we were told to bring back the boxes of chippies, and I did bring back a full box of chippies. I also made sure the rest of the team was happy during the mission.
During the mission, some citizens went berserk, they really wanted these new chippies, I talked to the citizens, here is an actual quote of the words I said: "People, people, people, just Calm down...there are enough chippies to go around...you just have to buy them like good capitalists...you are destroying the computer's faith in you...vendobots are our friends, they allow us to buy things from them, commies hate to buy things! Buy buy buy...capitalism works" but they went completely insane. When 2 IntSec Goo...Good guys arrived and tried to contain the riot, the citizens attacked the yellow IntSec officers and killed them, so I did what I felt was necessary and called a Vulture Squad to control the murderous riot. Also I suspect Logan-R-RUN is in possession of contraband, but I can't be sure, I think there was a yellow item in his bag.. I returned with a full box of Chippies, and all my gear intact.
Boris keeps walking, He looks at the Team leader "How long do we have Team Leader?" Spoiler:
I kind of nob a bit toward the team leader...trying to let the crown know that he's Team leader and might have some answers...as I hurry away...maybe the rest of the team will get held up (or killed) and I'll be the lone debriefing person...a nice place to be...
Eye twitch "That's kind of true, the 4e units are very useful at filling out ID-10t forms. It's almost a Hybrid of the d20 units mixed with the original Basic and Expert units...I noticed the alignment system is simplified. but if I wanted to use a virtual scrub-bot, I'd use something from DDO sector or COH sector, not a 4e unit."
Boris hands out a single mellow happy pill to all, taking one himself as well. "Well, I think we have several more vend-o-bots to fill, right team leader?, perhaps check your PDC to make sure we're still on target to finish the job, perhaps we need to request more chippies from the computer" eye twitch
"Sarg! yes Sarg!" "I'm Happines Officer Boris-R-LOF, Sarg!" Spoiler:
unfortunately none of the other citizens heeded my warning to not be in there when the vulture squad arrived...glad I wasn't team leader on this one! "Sarg may I disperse happiness meds to the survivors of the "unpleasantness"?" "I have a feeling they may need it, I know I do..."
"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. " "Uh, we had a slight vend-o-bot malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
"How many raving mad commies do you think you can take down before your barrel melts Bob?" "Bob, I caled for a Vulture squad, let them deal with it, if they come through that door, and you shoot at them, you'll end up like those poor IntSec goo...good guys" Spoiler:
was I able to get my pamplets gone in the confusion?
Jumps up, grabs his bag and runs out the door to safely call for a vulture squad "I know commies don't to be here when the Vulture squad shows up!" updated: Spoiler:
as soon as I get to a good location I'll ditch my pamphlets, in front of the exit door for distribution to the new fleeing commies and call for a Vulture Squad
Geez...What did they shoot Logan with?
Spoiler:
As I had already stated I drop my laser and show them I fired no shots "Internal Security!! There are people trapped in the Vend-o-bot..." Spoiler:
if I have an opportunity while they're distracted, I ditch my pamphlets "There's Internal Security, they're the Computer's personal guards!!!, You better do what they tell you of they will Shoot you!!!" "Citizen's listen to what they say, they will attack us and kill us all. Them before us. Or they will Kill Us." Spoiler:
OK inflecting with oratory, "You better attack them before they kill us." Oratory:1d20+12=16
"Just think we've only got 3 more of these bots to fill..." "Course we won't have any more chippies" "People, people, people, just Calm down...there are enough chippies to go around...you just have to buy them like good capitalists...you are destroying the computer's faith in you...vendobots are our friends, they allow us to buy things from them, commies hate to buy things! Buy buy buy...capitalism works" Spoiler:
More communist propaganda thru use of inflection of words...lower my tone for certain words and raising it for others...1d20+17=34
Boris dives for cover at the sound of the laser firing, Quickly drawing his own laser pistol "Laser Fire?" "Those blasts are aimed at you citizens, you had better drop the chippies and flee before you get attacked by them" Spoiler:
Emphasis on Citizens, better, attack and them Oratory:1d20+12+4=25
Spoiler:
if IntSec shows up, I'll detach my laser barrel and show them I fired no shots..
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