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Shut up, hippie!

"AHA!" with a big scary smile on Aldurin's face,licking the blood off his sword, "mmm the sweet taste of victory!" Aldurin then looks at Haad, "Don't worry i still haven't forgotten you, there is still more pain to come...later on."

"There is indeed - but it shall be yours."

"From Hell's heart I spit at thee....." <gurgle>

In Talin's defense, I don't believe him to be prone. The Tumble doesn't state that he's prone, only in the last legal square. The crouching was the the dramatic effect of the tumble. But then, I'm the crowd : )

What about my defence? I need it more. But yes, I checked the SRD and you are right. But I missed anyway, so no harm done.

Yes indeed - thanks! So, prone gives me +4 to hit, which is what I was trying to get by tripping you! The herald of hell still smiles upon his disciple...

Haad looks in in amazement as the halfling trips over its feet next to him. So amazed, in fact, that he misses with his flail as he attackes the prone rogue.

grumble, grumble: 2 (roll) + 3 (attack bonus inc. magic Weapon) + 4 (bonus for prone) + 2 (charge) = 11 - a miss! In the link I forgot the charge bonus, but it makes no difference.

"How dare you accuse me of cowardice, you freak! You puppet of a higher (and doubtless cheating) power! You shall die the death of all such crave slime - on your knees, begging for mercy that shall not come!"

Phew, I guess I'd better hit him, then. Charging Aldurin, whirling my flail. On connection (assuming I hit) I will attempt to trip him and then follow up with my Improved Trip attack on his hopefully prone derriere.

Touch attack = 9 + 2 + 1 (Magic Weapon) + 2 (charging) = 14, which I presume hits. Trip attempt = 8 + 2 + 4 (Improved Trip bonus) = 14. Hmmm, so now we wait......

Moving from D7 to A7

<mutters to self> "Pull yourself together, you big girl's blouse. It's only four to one - the dread many-armed lord laughs at such odds."

The DM is a cheating b.... You are banned from my games, no doubt about that.

Withdrawing from L7 to D7.

"Master of the Lash, forgive my weakness!"

I assume I'm allowed to do the withdrawal action and avoid attacks of opportunity. I'm frightened, not panicked, so far as I can tell.

"That's funny and scary at the same time! Ha ha! Yaaaargh!"

Fear save = 7

"Yaargh - Lord of Tyranny, why have you forsaken me?!"

"F~@% off, camel!"

Smiting the camel. 23 to hit, 11 damage.

"Take that! I'll deal with your short-arse master next!"

Haad's initiative = 19

"I'm surrounded by weaklings!"

"You stupid halfling, you blocked my charge!"

Move to L7, cast Vigour.

I'm at I10, not M10 per your map.

I don't mean to be difficult - well, actually I do, since we are playing to win here - but doesn't Cashmere need to be making Handle Animal checks to manoeuvre Camela round the arena? Assuming she knows the right tricks. Just saying....

"Unholy Herald of Hell, give me your power to smite this bloody shower!" Casting Magic Weapon on flail, moving to I10.

"Yes, bloody get on with it. I'm freezing my knackers off waiting here."

"What, we've bloody started and no one told me? What sort of a place is this? An absolute bloody shower! That's what this place is!"

Casting Shield of Faith, +2 AC (deflection). Moving to F13.

Nor me.

"In the name of the Herald of Hell, who is running this arena? I can't see a thing! Couldn't organise a slaughter in an abattoir!"

Initiative: 16

Position: B12

"Right, you lot - I'm in charge here! We strike hard, we strike fast, no quarter!"